>so what are you doing now?>when are you getting a job?>what do you wanna study?>are you gonna move out?>when are you gonna bring someone home?>have you thought about marriage yet?>thought about kids yet?>thought about your retirement plan yet?>thought about your funeral service yet?BITCH I GRADUATED YESTERDAY.YESTER. DAY.NINETEEN YEARS OLD.SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP
>>84929202ilysm ab poster pls be mine one day
You had 19 years not just 18 to think about it and you're totally empty headed? This is a disaster.
>>84929209oh shit, i forgot i already used yuri for another post.... i guess welcome back???? >>84929212SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP STFU STFU STFU KYS
These are difficult things most people fail at. I will administer my sagely wisdom.>so what are you doing now?Trick question, it's entirely emotional. Parents have kids to gain status among friends. They like to make kids do neat tricks like memorize chapters of the Bible or read the newspaper out loud at a young age to impress others. Almost any answer will satisfy the emotional place this question is coming from. They are not actually interested in you. Just say something they think is cool.>when are you getting a job?They do not understand the economy or the racial and sex issues faced today. If you don't have a pussy or brown skin this is difficult. Assuming it's emotional based, indicating that it is something you are working on will hold them over until they get anxious about status again. Unless you are in medical school expect to hear this one often.>what do you wanna study?They don't actually care, they just want to impress their friends.>are you gonna move out?Correct move is no, but the answer should be more elaborate. Kiss ass and say something about buying a house and saving for a down-payment. That's impressive and they can feel cool to their friends giving their little future tycoon/mogul a helping hand across the finish line. Remember it's about them and their friends when answering, not for any advantage afforded to you.>when are you gonna bring someone home?You're either focusing on building up your value, or being careful and picky thinking about long term prospects. The term dating culture is enough to confuse them but demonstrate you are thinking about it. >have you thought about marriage yet?Yes, just waiting for the right girl. >thought about kids yet?Same as above. >thought about your retirement plan yet?They don't even know what it means. Say the words percentage and portfolio. If you really want to shut them up ask for advice or what they did. >thought about your funeral service yet?Religiously appropriate response.
>>84929202you could be my girlfriend and i'll give you everything you'd ever need and want and treat you like a princess but you'd think im ugly so you wont ever agree.
>>84929202Same here but they made me get a part time job. How do you cope with knowing you will already be 20 in your next birthday, op?
>>84929294so just say whatever they wanna hear? but they're expecting me to follow throughhh>>84929386>girlfriendthis only solves one of 9 problems. girlfriend is NOT a job or degree>>84929474>made me get a part time job.i'm TRYING to get one but i keep getting turned down because the job market HATES me>knowing you will already be 20 in your next birthday,STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>84929520>but i keep getting turned downJust nepotismmaxx, anon. Don't you have anyone in your family with the netwoorking to find you a job?>STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYour teenage years will officially be oveeeeeeer ahahahahahhaa
>>84929520>girlfriend is NOT a job or degree but you dont need a job if you're my girlfriend. you can be my beautiful neet princess and have everything handed to you on a silver platter.
>>84929575>Don't you have anyone in your family with the netwoorking to find you a job?not really as far as i know>Your teenage years will officially be oveeeeeeerlook, if you want me to kms just SAY that. i am THIS close>>84929653>dont need a job if you're my girlfriend.you sound very american. in my family, that's called freeloading, and it won't make my parents proud. in fact, my dad would be very pissed
>>84929202Such a cute post.Do you want to be my girlfriend?
>>84929683>not really as far as i knowUuuh, stonks? Now you can NEET for a little more time, yaay>if you want me to kms just SAY thatI just wanted to share my own pain a little
>>84929683what if i paid you to be my maid and wear a maid outfit and do housework for me? you can still live with me and we can be boyfriend and girlfriend and you would still be working and getting paid.
>>84929684>Do you want to be my girlfriend?are any of you even listening to my problems??>>84929781>stonks?idk shit about the stock market>Now you can NEET for a little more time, yaaymy mom wants me to move out, yaay>I just wanted to share my own pain a littleoh. yeah, i feel that. everything after your teens is probably just bullshit >>84929810HONESTLY, sure without the gf part, because that sounds like a rent-a-gf service, which is essentially prostitution. maid tho? i'd do that !! i used to have sort of a job like that a couple years back, but i quit because the pay was awful
People nagging is one thing, and I have understanding for that, but take it from an oldfag, "the clock is ticking and you need to act now" is very solid implied life advice.Not because you have no time left, you have plenty, but because it's unbearably easy to waste it.
>>84929860Think about it. Getting a discord bf would improve your situation. Unless you're not interested in romance.I've actually helped friends in the past. Offered them a place to life, helped them write applications and find a job and so on. Eventually their own place to live too.add me: dast_39274
>>84929903>>84929860OP I know this guy, he asks underaged girls for nudes, he's going to pretend to care about you and then just use you for nudes and make you promises he's never gonna live up to.
>>84929969evidence on desuarchive even
>>84929876you sound like my mom. gtfo even if you're right, i don't wanna hear it rn or i'm gonna CRASH OUT>>84929903how TF would a discord bf help me? this is an existential crisis thread, not a speed-dating thread also thats not even a real bf. online dating is retarded and discord is gay>>84929969i'm nineteen tho, i might be a little old for him :/ holy shit, i just realized i'm not pedo bait anymore. i'm ACTUALLY getting old FUCK
>>84929202You're an adult, you should be planning for these things. Welcome to the big leagues.
>>84929520>girlfriend is NOT a job or degreeWith the right husband, you don't need a job or degree.
>>84930010>I'm not pedo bait anymore?honestly you sound like a little kid and I just assume you're lying about being 19. I mean you don't even have any real problems it sounds like.
>>84930010Having online friends to chat about your problems with is always helpful. Assuming those friends mean well.Good luck, you'll remain a little girl in your heart.
>>84930010ok I'm just gonna post this bc I want to give you an alternative to talking to actual pedophiles, I'll yap to you about your problemsaf_034
>>84929860>my mom wants me to move outBut she can't force you to do so... I think?>everything after your teens is probably just bullshitTrvthnvke, unless you're a normalfag and manage to make a family.>>84930010>i just realized i'm not pedo bait anymoreTime is cruel, my nigga
>>84930029>Welcome to the big leagues.NO THANK U>>84930040american spotted. gtfo>>84930049>you sound like a little kidthat's cause i'm shit posting on 4chan. i don't talk like this in regular conversations>you don't even have any real problemsit FEELS real>>84930065>online friendsyou mean screen pixels? i'm good, that's what 4chan is for>>84930096>But she can't force you to do so... I think?i don't think she would, but she's making it pretty clear that she wants me out by the time i'm 21 at the latest, and that's not really realistic at all rn. >Time is cruel, my niggaFUCKKKK
>>84930116well they're NOT real lol, you're just bored and pedobaiting probably isn't a great outlet.
>>84930148>pedobaiting probably isn't a great outlet.how am i pedo baiting??? the post specifically says my age. i think it might just be the yui gif throwing you off, but i didn't wanna re-use yuri...actually, i probably just shouldn't have reused angel beats, but i wasn't thinking about it too hard when i did
>>84930116>>84930179You'd make a great ageplay cnc cosplay daughter wife.
>>84930116>i don't talk like this in regular conversationsNow you destroyed all the magic of your performance in the thread dumbie>she wants me out by the time i'm 21 at the latestWhy? Is the old woman wanting to go into heat even after turning 30 or what?
>>84930238is this ragebait?>>84930263>Now you destroyed all the magic of your performance in the thread dumbiei thought people KNEW this????>Why?her boyfriend doesn't like me, and also she wants my room
>>84930347I KNEW, BUT...BUT I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT WAS REAL, IS IT A SIN TO DREAM?>her boyfriend doesn't like meOh shit, you're fucked then. Why doesn't he like you?
>so what are you doing now?Answering your pointless question.>when are you getting a job?You can't own employment.>what do you wanna study?Things I enjoy.>are you gonna move out?Only if I'm motivated by that action having obvious benefits.>when are you gonna bring someone home?Already have.>have you thought about marriage yet?No, why would I?>thought about kids yet?Definitely not having kids since I'm not stupid like some people.>thought about your retirement plan yet?Yeah, it's called death which follows a long stretch of pointless suffering known as life.>thought about your funeral service yet?Fuck if I care what other people's problems are after I'm finally free of mine.
>>84930366>I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT WAS REAL,ITS OKAY, we can pretend !!!!>Why doesn't he like you?i honestly don't even know. i think he just didn't want a kid>>84930419you can talk to people like that without getting smacked stupid ???
>>84930439>you can talk to people like that without getting smacked stupid ???No, because for example if someone were to shove me and pin me down, I'd like I have in the past wrap my leg up behind them and kick them in the back of the head with my heel, knocking them out or at least stunning them for thirty seconds. It only takes the though guy one experience to learn why they need to accept what I say and not talk back.
>>84930347>is this ragebait?Just the truth.Yuiposting is lust provoking.
The threat of physical violence must always be met with equal violence to ensure a proportionate, self-defense appearance that motivates the violent individual to practice aggressive conflict avoidance. Avoidant behavior is naturally the number one behavior in humans when faced with genuine risk and conflict in exchange for no benefit.If you look and act weakly, such as by making hollow threats you're in essence confessing "I want to look tough because I am a coward, but I am afraid because I am extremely weak."True strength isn't demonstrated by threats, but by direct action. Often times a truly strong person will not respond to hollow provocations because avoidant behavior is more beneficial for both parties. The primary risk for a strong person isn't coming to harm themselves, but unintentionally killing someone.
>>84930467i think itd be really funny if u tried doing this and just got shot
>>84930509>i think itd be really funny if u tried doing this and just got shotThat's not often a risk because 99.999% of the time people do not carry concealed. Also, those who do will not target a person who stands their ground and does not look threatening nor make threats. Rather the targets are most often those who make those forms of confessions of weakness and fear, because that exposes them as vulnerable to observers who then victimize them with little effort.In reality often there is a threshold where you act peacefully, stand your ground and downplay aggression or threats. Once that threshold is crossed however, such as when I know someone is about to strike me (because they're shifting their posture and flexing) I'll knock them out with a one-punch as I have in the past. It's a split second thing, no actual decision is made it's rather a simple matter of true/false if that threshold is crossed. As soon as any actualization of threat is realized aimed at my person, I kill immediately to neutralize the threat by using maximum force proportionate to the threat itself.
>>84930467>>84930499...oh, uhh..! ....okay? ...cool!>>84930482>Yuiposting is lust provoking.you're a weirdo leave yui alone
Thinking about weapons such as knives or firearms is something a coward does. Realistically if someone wanted to murder me, they'd simply fire upon me and there would be nothing I could do. The only way you can avoid such a situation is by making it more harmful to the actor than it is beneficial so they prefer to avoid that confrontation or realization of a violent outcome. If someone wanted me dead, they'd be doing me a favor.
>>84930439>we can pretend !!!!But how would that have any difference from what we are already doing?!?!?>i honestly don't even knowFor how many years has he been your mother's boyfriend already?
To kill is the ultimate selfless sacrifice of the self for the benefit of another. You take on the burden of continuing your life as well as the weight of ending theirs in exchange for absolutely nothing. Only angels perform this sort of gift giving. Or mentally ill persons who initially believe they enjoy it, such as Jeffrey Dahmer.
>>84930547Sorry, you're simply too cute. Any guy would get weird ideas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer#Death
Pro-tip: you can also just tell people to mind their own fucking business when they ask you questions you don't want to answer. It's not like they're asking you things in good faith anyway.
>>84930585>But how would that have any difference from what we are already doing?!?!?not really, but we can just KEEP doing that !!! don't give up on me !!>For how many years has he been your mother's boyfriend already?like 6ish?? i think>>84930649>you're simply too cute. you know nothing about me!! you're talking about yui, because i use her gifs for this thread. and yui is a sweet girl who only wishes to seek fullfillment and do all the things she never got to do in life. she is NOT there for your weird pedo cnc stuff>>84930696they don't like when u do that tho
>>84930696>you can also just tell people to mind their own fucking businessYes you can reject them. It's ironic that my answers given genuinely and honestly here >>84930419would be viewed as dishonest or insulting. This is probably because most people can't see reality the way I do, or view things through my eyes and perspective rather than their own. My perspective is something beyond their imagination. I understood that when I was two or three years old. I do not fear death or hell aside from the process per se. Rather any description of hell seems mediocre compared to my day-to-day life here.
>>84930721Why would you care if they don't like it when your response isn't exactly what they want to hear? Tell them to fuck off and if they still keep nagging you remind them that history is made through violence alone.
>>84929202you type like the pedo who groomed my little brother on discord and got him to send her nudes. she used that same character as her profile picture too. if you're her, kill yourself you fat disgusting freak.
>>84930744LOLOL you make, funny post.
>>84930721>like 6ish??Brutal. Did you realize he didn't like you right in the beginning?
For example, my unique perspective at play consider being tortured in a hypothetical hell. Are you "you" when you are under stress? Or does the duress change your state in such a way that you(neutral) is not equal to you(duress) ?Can we define what neutral might be? No. All these things are merely relative to one another, subjective interpretations of state one moment to the next. In fact there is absolutely no absolute measure whatsoever and it is exceptionally naive to believe there ought to be.I fear death in the sense of being imprisoned by my own emotions and unable to escape them. I do not fear my emotions, nor fear suffering. I do not fear being changed from one state to another by my experiences. I accept and respect all those things. I simply am as I am in whatever states await me. I chose none of this. The paradox of first cause, God's own original sin when we were granted "free will", who chose to adopt that "gift" without having it to begin with? Without the free will to choose whether to accept free will per se, this concept becomes contradictory and is invalid.I want nothing other than to exist, or cease to exist; in some state where I am not a prisoner of my own emotions. Not to escape, but to finally be capable of accepting myself precisely as I am completely.
>>84930759you could've summed all this shit up by just saying 'I wish I was an animal'
>>84929202>>so what are you doing now?nothing>>when are you getting a job?never>>what do you wanna study?nothing>>are you gonna move out?no>>when are you gonna bring someone home?not happening>>have you thought about marriage yet?absolutely not>>thought about kids yet?hell no>>thought about your retirement plan yet?no one will get to retire in the future>>thought about your funeral service yet?mass grave like everyone else
>>84930730>Tell them to fuck off i can't talk to my parents like that?? that's like asking to get kicked out and i can't afford rent>>84930744uhmm...i'm so sorry that happened to your little brother, that's fucked up but i can assure you i do not use discord nor do i...do that stuff. i just like the show angel beats...>>84930758well yeah, its not really a secret and i don't really care that much either, it just sucks because it means i need to move outttttt. in THIS economy??>>84930768amen.
When I read threads like this I wonder how cute the boy behind the avatar fagging is. Also probably incredibly young (18+ for the record). Just starting life... So lost... So submissive... So guillible... Makes me wanna just find him, slowly make him fall for me, so I can play with his little dick, while he lets out his cute gay twink moans...God I love young twinks/femboys/traps. Sadly I suck at irl relationships or even make someone fall for me online.
>>84930791>i can't talk to my parents like that?? that's like asking to get kicked out and i can't afford rentAlright then just keep suffering forever I guess. Not my problem.
>>84930793They are 55 and balding, just like you.
>>84929202>so what are you doing now?Taking a driving exam. Want to kill myself because I fumbled at the very last second by skipping a red light since I was more focused on taking the turn, parking, and finishing. Got a second chance but now my already low self-esteem is at the bottom. Doesn't help my parents keep cracking jokes about it (yet they were the ones who forced me to drive against my will).>when are you getting a job?When someone accepts my application.>what do you wanna study?Already did.>are you gonna move out?If I don't kill myself, probably.>when are you gonna bring someone home?Never.>have you thought about marriage yet?No.>thought about kids yet?No.>thought about your retirement plan yet?No.>thought about your funeral service yet?No.
>>84930807I m getting close to my 30s and I have a full set of hair.
>>84930854That is actually worse. You have no excuse to act like a creepy faggot online. Stop being gay and lock in.
>>84930791>its not really a secretI just thought people were at least supposed to pretend to care about their stepchildren.>in THIS economy??Thank boomers. These parasites who live using the money generated by the young people and bought all lands at cheap prices at their time because there was less competition back then, since old people actually DIED in their time. Now those fags are living up to 90 and their brains are stopping to work before their own bodies. These are the people who have control over us.
>>84930793get your fucking pedo shit out of my threadddddd. i realize now that yui was a bad avatar choice but OMG go talk it out with a therapist or something, i don't wanna hear thissssss>>84930806guess i'll have to>>84930913> just thought people were at least supposed to pretend nopeee not really>your boomer rantEXACTLY !!!!!!!!! AND i've been TRYING to explain this to my parents but they don't get it! same with getting a job, they think if you just walk in there with your resume and say "pretty please" you get hired on the spot. IN WHAT WORLD???
>>84930908My excuse is that I m ugly as hell and I only do it her. Hell, I only say these types of comments so freely because, even when I have all these cute little twinks (18+ for the record) just begging to be owned online, I just dont get any action. Primarily because I only lurk from the shadows (never interact), and secondarily because when I attempt to contact someone , I never have the enough charisma to mak em fall for me.You are probably thinking "I bet this guy straight up asks for sex and whatnot", and I wish you could believe me that I dont. I just suck at being interested at the very least.So, yeah. I m a creep faggot online, and the best I can do is openly talk about how I lust over cute twinks online. :)>>84930973>get your fucking pedo shit out of my threadddddd. i realize now that yui was a bad avatar choice but OMG go talk it out with a therapist or something, i don't wanna hear thissssssPedo? You said you were 19 you stupid little shit. Online is always legal when its 18+ :^)Just admit that you want me to stroke your cock until you feel all these tingling sensations running across your sweet body.
>>84930973>nopeee not reallyI see. Do you have a good relationship with your mom at least, aside from she wanting you to move out?>same with getting a job,For what types of job have you applied so far, anon?
>>84930767>you could've summed all this shit up by just saying 'I wish I was an animal'No, I already am. So are you. Rather what I want is not different from what I am. You're just still a child who will grow in time to face death eventually and experience all these things and our typical imprisonment within them. To accept rather than desire to escape is in essence Buddha. {storehouse, three planes, divisionary axe of sampling/quantization}. In other words mistakenly expressed "three pounds of flax". Or alternatively "the storehouse of knowledge of reality, existence (humanity) and heaven filled completely."In essence I'm merely telling you what you already know, or will experience as a revelation, or never will.
>how anon felt after calling OP a child
>>84931347why are you calling anyone else a child when you're using tranny reaction images and spewed a bunch of word vomit you don't even understand yourself? I called you an animal because you said you just want to be without thinking. I guess you ARE silly goycattle though, although one that believes it's self-aware.
>>84930996If you're actually gay there are plenty of twinks who will want to fuck you, especially if it's their first time.
>>84931492Maybe the reason I dont interact is because being gay + twink means these guys have probably fucked with hundreds of men, with a high chance of carrying cancer giving HPV, or worst: AIDS. PREP or whatever is called seems like a pain in the ass to take SOLELY so I dont get AIDS. Life sucks,
>>84929202start thinkin bout it or your gon end up like me :3 turning 25 this year still got no clue what to do at least neetdom is comfy
>>84929202I hate when I'm berated with shit like this but keep in mind that "I'm only 19" turns into "30 isn't that old" REALLY fast
>>84931543I don't know. I lost my anal virginity to an older fit guy when I was 18. He reached out to me first with an brief introduction and a picture of something he was working on. If you look for someone young and willing to talk to you they are most likely a virgin.
