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Femanon fembot femcel foids, do you sniff your own bra and panties? Do you smack your boobs together to try and make plappy sounds? Do you swing your bra around your head like a helicopter before letting to fly into the way? Do you take phallic objects and pretend their penises and smack them against your face while you touch yourself? When you put your undies on do you do a little dance in the mirror and make that slutty foid face?

Don't worry, I have many questions to make threads for for the next many years.
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you're making the Brotherhood look bad
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>>84929799
>do you sniff your own bra and panties?
No ew
>Do you smack your boobs together to try and make plappy sounds?
Sometimes
>Do you swing your bra around your head like a helicopter before letting to fly into the way?
No
>Do you take phallic objects and pretend their penises and smack them against your face while you touch yourself?
Sometimes
>When you put your undies on do you do a little dance in the mirror and make that slutty foid face?
No

I hope this answers your questions but please chill on the fembot threads it's annoying. If you could delete your post now that would be great
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>>84929799
>do you sniff your own bra and panties?
i have before to determine whether i can still wear it or not. but its not a habit
>Do you smack your boobs together to try and make plappy sounds?
they're not big enough to do that
>Do you swing your bra around your head like a helicopter before letting to fly into the way?
never done that. they're expensive
>Do you take phallic objects and pretend their penises and smack them against your face while you touch yourself?
no??
> When you put your undies on do you do a little dance in the mirror and make that slutty foid face?
yes, especially if its a cute matching set i like
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>>84929799
Do you do all those things with your underwear? Why do you think we do?
If anything anons would think I am gross for wearing a bra for weeks without washing
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>>84929823
>>84929838
I think most foids sniff their underwear. It's a way of knowing where their body is currently at. You make it sound like they smell bad, but they smell good.
I'm trying to get a pair of used foid undies to use as a pheromone huffing device and cum rag. I hope I can get some soon, but the foid needs to be attractive too, otherwise it won't smell good.
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>>84929799
I'm not going to answer most of those but I do sometimes do a little dance when putting on my underwear it's something I did ever since I was a kid is to just do a little dance when I'm getting dressed
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>>84929849
I don't do that with my underwear, but I'm not a foid, foids are silly funny creatures that have little bras and pads and feminine things that make me blushy.
Give me your bra so I can smell and lick the inside of the cup.

You're all clearly very horny, I don't appreciate you sexually harassing me by talking about how smelly your underwear is.
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>>84929904
There's nothing sexy about smelly bras? They smell like human sweat
I only sniff when I need to wash them
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>>84929927
You are a sexual creature and everything you do is sexual.
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>>84929799
Femanon fembot femcel foid
If you sent me your panties I'd be overjoyed
I'll take them to my cave and goon
As long as you are not a troon

Maleanon robot incel moid
My underwear is not a toy
Leave me alone and go to hell
And maybe take a shower as well
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>>84929927
And they don't smell like human sweat, they would smell like foid sweat. Which one day I will smell, mmm. Very excited. And if it does smell bad then I'm going to be very angry! and take out my rage on the bad smelling foid.
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Foids are worthless. They're only built for my cock.
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>>84929999
Ewww, greasy boobs. Please keep them soft and pillowy and like a stress ball.
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Have robots ever hugged a girl and felt her bra? It's a good experience
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>>84930346
I do like it when I see bra straps. Bras are so funny and cute.
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>>84929904
>>84929996
You should buy zoomette bras. You know there are apps for that. Zoomettes selling their sweaty clothes
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>>84929990
Based poet
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>>84929990
Kek the best answer in this thread
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>>84929799
>do you sniff your own bra and panties?
Yep. Especially panties. Just to monitor vaginal health. The smell varies from phase to phase and how long i have worn them ect
>Do you smack your boobs together to try and make plappy sounds?
They are way too small for that.
>Do you swing your bra around your head like a helicopter before letting to fly into the way?
Not really
>Do you take phallic objects and pretend their penises and smack them against your face while you touch yourself?
No
>When you put your undies on do you do a little dance in the mirror and make that slutty foid face?
Yes, when I wear cute sets, but also when I dont like when I wear mens boxers.
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https://www.allthingsworn.com/shop/used-panties
https://pantydeal.com/
https://tastyslips.com/en/
https://snifffr.com/buy-used-panties/
EWW! Well this is gonna be interesting, right awa I see a real disgusting pair. Foids never know what men want and how to present it.
This is just like the escort websites. They don't understand cuteness and purity and I need to see the girl in like a lolita outfit peeling away her panties with a string of gruel connected and then send that to me.
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>>84930484
Those aren't the right sellers at all.
Here
>>www.depop.com
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>>84930401
It's a little spooky. We live in a world where girls wear bras and boys don't. The contrast between lived experiences is so strange. Bras are like a foreign planet to boys and yet, always gives us a good feeling when we see them
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>>84930484
Moids are so retarded
Lolita is about avoiding getting sexualized
A true lolita, I am not talking about posers and itas would never do that
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I was doing the plapping thing with my thighs earlier because I'm retarded and bodychecking.
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https://www.allthingsworn.com/profile/cherrybabyx
This is HORRIBLE, this really is worse than the escort websites. And normie men like this stuff? I bet in Asia they have cute girl panties I could buy instead. The first 5 listings I saw were from overweight British foids, massively overweight.
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>>84930521
>Moids are so retarded
>Lolita is about avoiding getting sexualized
And foids just don't get it, you don't even know what you do and what it's for. You think attraction means showing skin and being a whore. Lolita is about dressing up as a female should and it's attractive and pure and those are the panties and bras I want from.
And yes in Asia there's plenty of females who dress cutely and frilly and PROPERLY and still sell their whole bodies let alone their underwear.
You don't wear gothic lolita clothing to be un-sexualised you braindead foid. They wear it for attraction specifically. Because it's attractive.
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>>84930548
I don't consider those whores lolita, they can die for all I care. Proper lolita follow the rules
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These are some of the weirdest bait threads that I can't quite figure out why you do them OP.
Are there that many retards that fall for this shit?
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>>84930556
I don't care about your girly fashion rules and culture. Dressing nicely is for men, everything women do is for men. You are designed for my pleasure. And you are to dress in a way that pleases me.

And I don't want any of these gross pornstar foids selling me their underwear, I want little girl panties with blue and white stripes and ribbons and then maybe like a pad on them with a little spot of blood and then also just a small wet patch at the bottom of the panties that smells like cinnamon and flowers and mint. and then when the panties arrive in the mail there should be a hand written letter with a kiss mark on it and it's a letter talking about how "I hope master enjoys these~ I wore them a lot for you purrr~" And also maybe a vial of her spit as well.
But she has to be cute very cute. So keep this in mind if you actually want to impress men, maybe you can learn a thing or two.
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>>84930574
Stay mad if you wish, foid. If you want me to OOOOO over you, then you don't have to be asian, you just need to dress properly, and not act like a porn star. Then you shall receive my male validation.
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>>84930583
OP is satire thoughbeit.
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>>84930594
everything they say about 4chan is right. burn this place up
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>>84930594
I hate retards weebs like you that know nothing about lolita and it exists
You should be culled alongside the whores you just described
The fashion I like moids abhor which is Edwardian so it's not for you retards
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>>84930608
What's the end goal then? To just be clown on what people think? Bait some poor anon who thinks this is legit?
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>>84930617
>>84930619
oooh, so angry, such rage. See, this is what I'm talking about. You foids need to learn to be cute and girly, then maybe you could also pull of cute clothing as well. Your fashion culture is not a culture, it's not a fetish, it's just how you should dress.
Women should not be allowed to wear pants and t-shirts, and they need to learn that dressing in tiny skimpy clothing and posting pictures of yourself spreading online is not attractive.

>The fashion I like moids abhor which is Edwardian so it's not for you retards
This is just nonsense. I don't even know what you're talking about, are you saying men don't like female's dressing in Edwardian clothing? Well you're wrong, that's exactly the kind of clothing that's attractive. Pretend it's not for me if you wish. Everything you do is for my attention and I may grant it. Typical mad feminist "I do it to spite men! They HATE it!" And maybe normie men do.
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>>84929799
> foids, do you sniff your own bra and panties?
Haha yeah
>Do you smack your boobs together to try and make plappy sounds? Rarely though I have
>Do you swing your bra around your head like a helicopter before letting to fly into the way?
On occasion
>Do you take phallic objects and pretend their penises and smack them against your face while you touch yourself?
No
> When you put your undies on do you do a little dance in the mirror and make that slutty foid face?
No
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>>84930346
I sound like a boomer but back in my day we used to get away with snapping girls bras. Or shit. Maybe I was just a brad because I don't remember everyone snapping bras. Only a select few
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>>84930619
That's like saying you hate men who don't understand makeup. Men don't understand the process and details of makeup, but you still do it for the attraction of men.
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I couldn't find any asian websites that sell used underwear. Sometimes I wonder if anime girls aren't real, and if real women are just flabby and gross. This was the most attractive one I saw https://tastyslips.com/en/vendors/cmouse- she has the right body to do what she should, and she's only 5'1'' which is pretty good, still a little high at 154cm.

Imagine buying Rikka's used outfit, all of her smell on it and just having it with you in bed. smelling the pits and different spots, and then her leggings and black lightly stained pantsu. And her eye patch too I wanna kiss. Rikka is only 150cm and all her things will be small and cute.
And are there ANY websites that sell such a thing, a full used cute outfit like Rikka's. No, the answer is no, because you're all gross, society is gross and it's just whores and chasers of whores. I wanna cum all over her cute outfit, I love Rikka.
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>>84930670
his fetish is to pretended to be girls that visit /r9k/?

That kinda checks out.
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>>84930794
No one is pretending to be girls here, unless the foids that posted are pretending to be girls here. But I wouldn't know.
And I feel bad about getting mad at them, but I don't like their attitude sometimes, when I'm expressing my deep joy for modest frilly well crafted lolita outfits that I want my cute wife to wear and roll around with her on the bed and lift her dress up and sniff her juliet sleeves and also dress her myself. And people saying that's wrong, yet the whores are okay? Nay, but I am the reasonable one.

I'm going to look at bit more at these horrible ugly used female clothing websites.
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>>84929799
when i was like eleven my mom started buying me bras and i would cut the cups out and use the straps like a lasso to catch peoples ankles at recess. anyway i smell my undies to see if theyre dirty and otherwise i dont do any of that stuff
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>>84931336
I'm not sure I like all this "I smell my undies to see if they smell bad." nonsense. If you use them a long time your bra and panties should smell girly and have a lot of pheromones. Something might not be right with you foids.
I've never smelled a bad smelling girl, it's because girls don't really smell bad, and their smell is not very strong because musking to mark territory is a male trait, but girls do produce a little bit of sweet smell, and it should be soaked into their underwear.
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>>84931359
my boob sweat genuinely smells like babybell cheese
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>>84931380
That doesn't really sound bad. Sounds tasty.
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>>84930479
>small tits
>wears mens boxers
extremely cute.
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>>84929799
i own three bras. i wear them like twice a year. i am built like a domino.
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>>84931336
>when i was like eleven my mom started buying me bras and i would cut the cups out and use the straps like a lasso to catch peoples ankles at recess
Cute. I wish I had seen more bra shenanigans in school
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>>84931425
Gonna start chest binding even (not a poorer though)
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>>84930692
I remember a teacher watching guys do it to me and just smiling. Class of 2012
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>>84931775
The teachers were happy to see the boy's playing with you.
Though boys and girls shouldn't be in mixed schools to begin with, I have no idea why that's a thing, it's utterly stupid to assume boys and girls should learn the same thing, have the same interests and learn the same way and there won't be any problems having teenagers together of different sexes.
But of course we have to teach both boys and girls to be factory workers for society and to have as much premarital sex as possible and to see one the opposite gender as the exact same and treated the same, so you don't get any female privilege.
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>>84931770
hot where does your type hang out irl
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>>84931770
No!! let you small tits be free
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>>84931775
For research purposes: was it your sports bra, or your shoulder straps on your regular bra, or multiple incidents of both?
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>>84931808
Nah i think chest binding + strong upper body would look so good.
>>84931805
Idk



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