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A few days ago I fell asleep with sum chicken my mommy made me. I kicked it the plate behind my bed on accident in my sleep. I didn't bother cleaning it for a few days cause its too much work for me but now my rooms smells like old food in the summer. Its driving me crazy
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if there only was a simple solution to your problem OP
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>>84931824
I'm to weak to move my bed to clean. None of my parents will help me. It bothers me since yesterday I found a small larvae crawling on me. I think there are more maggots somewhere in my room. I just want to feel clean and fresh but my parents won't help me
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>>84931842
Humans have the ability to make and use tools. Some anyway. Figure it out.
What if you lived on your own?
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>>84931824
Yes, set the room on fire.
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>>84931842
>I'm to weak to move my bed to clean. None of my parents will help me. It bothers me since yesterday I found a small larvae crawling on me. I think there are more maggots somewhere in my room. I just want to feel clean and fresh but my parents won't help me
What's your Good Boy Points balance anon? You may need at least 1,000 GBP to get your mommy to clean again.
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>>84931860
I can't figure out a lot of stuff. I didn't even graduate high school. I am lucky to be a middle school graduate since they felt bad for me. I cant move the strong wood of my bed frame without help from my mommy or daddy but they won't get up. I'll never live on my own without a social worker. I dont understand how the world works by myself. I am very sick
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>>84931883
I'm a very good boy for my mommy especially. When I can get up I help her around the house. I even help her cook sometimes and she brings me my favorite treats. How do I get more points so mommy will help me. Im tired of the smell
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>>84931896
Hm if you're the type that can't even leave the house it will be hard. Find a long rigid stick like a broom handle and use it to push the chicken out from behind the bed. If you have a vacuum with a long hose that will fit, vacuum up smaller stuff and insects that you can't push out.
If you were truly on your own and had a few dollars they make slippery pads you can put under furniture to move it. If you can lift at least one corner at a time you can get them under all the corners. You could check amazon.
That's all my advice good luck anon
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>>84931910
You should use your Outside Voice(tm) and yell for your mommy as loud as you can, really holler now. That way you cast Summon Mommy and she can give you your daily GBP quest.
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>>84931819
throw away the chicken and open the windows for a bit then
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perhaps there is some sort of small creature you could use to eat the chicken...



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