ITT: you act like my housecat
>>84933991>*stares at your penis while you fap even though you don't want me to*
>>84933991scratch my fuckin bellay
>*vomits a fur ball on your bed*
I'm pissing and shitting all over the place meow
>>84933991>*jumps on the counter and throws all your shit off*
>>84934036sems cat
Poopin? Let me check the color.
>*opens mouth to sniff you real good*
>>84933991*swats*
*silence**silence*.........*skitter skitter skitter skitter*MOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLBROWLLLLLLLLL