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>be me (19F)
>has libido of a crack whore
>lives with prude hag parents who act like i'm still a retarded child who can't consent to anything (despite having proved otherwise on multiple occasions)
>barely leaves the house due to being broke and having no way of getting around on my own
>has only ever had sex once, by a guy who lied about being attracted to me so he can get free therapy from my dad because he was too much of a bitch to just get a real therapist instead
>hasn't gotten any action since
>tries literally everything to cope with the arousal--watching porn, using sex toys, masturbating on body pillow, etc.
>it's never enough
>always ending up depressed after masturbation as a result
>considers doing porn as a cope and way of earning money so that i'm at least somewhat useful to my family
>ultimately never does due to the lack of opportunities to be home alone and actually go through with it
>confidence completely shattered as a result
>overall situation's starting to look hopeless as sexual frustration worsens by the day

I don't give two shits about what my parents think, if I don't get some cock soon i'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm so fucking sick of seeing bitchy dike foids with big tits get sexually assaulted before I do, and those bitches aren't even grateful for any of it either! they're not deserving of a man's attention at all.

I did overhear that my mom's getting me a bus pass so maybe I can go downtown and try my luck there. Let's just pray to God this isn't just another empty promise like all the other times she's said the same thing.
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>>84934158
I miss this era of my life as a guy when I was horny all day.
But at the same time I was much more retarded.
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>>84934158
Come on over. I will blow your asshole out
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>>84934158
Post body to determine how much attention should be devoted to you, you know the drill by now.
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>>84934158
femanon have you tried maybe getting a job
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>"i'm such a horny slut, tehehe"
>doesn't post nudes

X
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>>84934158
I'm a mid 30s khv gooner with similarly controlling parents only I went them STEMcel route. If you can move to the LA area you can live with me rent free and we can have sex every day.
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>>84934194
based, i didn't have the original saved for some reason but had this one instead
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>>84934158
Lol OP going on the board that is housed with the majority of men never having any female interaction in their lives just to brag about how "look how horny I am teehee"
You're a woman. You get the luxury of wanting to fuck men within a couple of minutes or making a dating app or hoping in your local NSFW subreddit .
We need to start shaming foids who come on here and bitch about stupid shit like this
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>>84934158
Just download Tinder. Unless you are genuinely in the bottom 10% of female attractiveness you will easily find a guy willing to fuck you.
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>>84934179

Yep, applied for a few and I did actually used to work as a bellringer for a charity group back in November-december (You might have seen me in public before if you live in Colorado).

Unfortunately, everytime I've applied, they just take one look at me, say that they'll give me a shift soon, and then never update afterwords. I remember applying for this job at a local pizza place near my house when they were severely unemployed, and they ended up hiring some fat mexican lady who looked like she didn't know what she was even doing. I'm pretty sure she got fired too, cause I haven't seen her at that location since.

The only person that would even let me work for them was my dad (he's a carpenter and I usually help out with demoliton), but he hasn't been letting me work for him at all since his boss passed away, mainly because he thinks i'm not capable of the work they're currently doing even after I said I was willing to do it anyway just so I can have an allowance.

Overall just keep getting wagecucked so I've practically given up hope on trying a "real" job atp, but it at least saves me the stress of dealing with a bitchy karen all the time lol

It's why I thought about doing the porn thing--I could earn money to just show my ass and tits on camera (which I like doing for free anyways for fun), and I heard they pay very well too (like $5-10k a month on average, sometimes more depending on how well you do in the industry). I just wish my parents weren't such fucking overbearing prudes tbhtbh, i think I'd be doing much better in life otherwise.
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>>84934249

If guys on there have a bad time finding anyone, who's to say that I'd do any better? It's just not worth it, especially with all the photoshopped steroidfags and bitchy stacey foids on there who dominate the platform

I will consider it if I have no other options, but for now, just no.
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>>84934253
>has two parents that love her
>dad has good earnest job
>dad (correctly) reads that his daughter is an incompetent retard
>HURR DURR I SHUD DO PORN
women are literal subhumans and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
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>>84934271
What the fuck are you on about you retarded foid ? YOURE A WOMAN YOU GET THE LUXURY OF PICKING MEN OUT.
ITS YOUR GENDER THAT ARE THE PICKY ONES ON DATING APPS. Jesus man how fucking retarded are you?
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>>84934158
wher you live at

I'll pound your pussy tonite even, if you're close
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>>84934253
Your father is a carpenter and a therapist? Rabbi Yeshua, himself, huh.
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>>84934174

>>>/soc/35121270 <-most recent pic that i've taken

I might consider making another thread on there just to show off some more pics and stuff (maybe even an /s/ thread too just for the sake of it), you have no idea how much I like doing this lol

>>84934288

he's not a professional therapist obv, but he has had people come to him for advice on stuff (albeit poorly explained and sometimes just shitty advice in general).

I'm pretty sure he's also at fault for killing off my relationship with the guy i lost my virginity too, but then again, that guy was just a douchebag anyways (seriously, at least with my previous exes they at least were honest about how they felt and treated me the best they could, this guy didn't even try to), so I don't think it'd matter.

>>84934283

I understand your anger completely. Unfortunately, dating apps are just rigged to fuck everyone over, especially the males, yes, but the foids that aren't the top 10% of them too, so I'm just not taking my chances.

Also, those apps usually are for long term relationships, not simple sex hookups, so I don't really see the point anyways

It's why I hope my mom actually gets me a bus pass, so I can try my luck in person. At least that way, I'll know if the guy I'm speaking to is legit or not.

>>84934277

>women are literal subhumans and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

Lol, can't say I blame you, I used to have foid friends and all they bitched about was politics and youtuber drama, no matter which friend group it was, plus they just lie about everything. Safe to say I perfer talking to guys more, at least they're honest about what they say and feel (most of the time)
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>>84934277
Her parents are literally failures and yr a fucking moron. Her hypersexuality is probably from her white dad molesting her
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>>84934395

THANK YOU! Not to mention how they're also (partly) the reason I'm even living as a NEET loser in the first place, but they don't wanna admit that because all they care about is yelling at me and my sis about chores that they're too lazy to get off their asses and do themselves, and fighting each-other to the point where I'm surprised they haven't divorced yet.

I'd give anything to move out atp, i fucking hate living with them so much.
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>>84934419
Oh shit. If the kids leave the parents get divorced. No wonder they're making sure you can never make it on your own. Fuuuuuck
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>>84934394
Meh post bore of you rn
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>>84934506

That and I'm pretty sure the only reason they haven't just kicked me out yet is because they want to use me as a way to get free pity on facebook or something so that the cops won't take me and my sister away for the crappy living situation i'm in.

I'll admit, the one thing I like about living with my parents is that they at least let me smoke weed since they smoke it themselves and don't really care if their kids do. (If only i could get my hands on a medical card so that I can buy my own stash and shit. My mom promised she would take me to go get one when I got a job, but just like all her other empty promises, she never did even after I filled my side of the deal.)
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>>84934394
Are you the tomboy? If so p-p-p-pretty
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>>84934395
>Her parents are literally failures and yr a fucking moron. Her hypersexuality is probably from her white dad molesting her
No Ranjesh, I guarantee I am smarter and more successful than you are. Interesting you threw the "white" part in along with some incest fantasy out of nowhere, your kind aren't too good at hiding your hand.
You could post your hand with a timestamp and prove me wrong, but you are the color of poop, so you won't.
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>>84934568
Give Discord nao foid that would be cool and stuff
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>>84934578

A little more on the androgynous side (not a tranny though, don't worry!) since my sense of fasion changes every now and then, but yeah. :3

I also sometimes where a wig and makeup for fun (I have this red one off amazon that's really pretty and I love it!), so if anyone wants me to show that off, just say the word.
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>>84934600

i would, but I unfortunately had to quit discord for personal reasons.

You seem chill though, I hope you're doing okay man. Love you and everyone else on this thread. o7
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>>84934611
I would so totally be with you qt but sadly our anonymity separates us. As is the nature of this site.
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>>84934158
Nona got a bus pass
Now she got 'er buss out
Everybody ride 'er just like a bus route
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>>84934620

yeah, that does suck honestly.

But somehow at the same time, it also makes me feel connected to you all, even if I'll never know your real names. I think it'd be nice for there to be an official 4chan meetup so that we could all be friends and stuff (or at least just to have a good time in general). I actually remember meeting two of my exes on this very same site, and even though we're no longer together, I'm still happy that I got to meet them in the first place. I miss them both so much, and I hope wherever they are now, they're doing well in life now.

Idk, just 4chan is amazing in general. Sure, there's still retards everywhere like on tiktok (god forsaken app), but the interactions on here feel more honest and it's not all just parroting the same bs, so I guess it's okay. :)
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>>84934158
there was this fat slut who went to a park to walk and whenever she saw a guy she offer him a blowjob
she recorded herself sucking a few dozen men and sometimes she would let them fuck her and nut inside
the crazy slut doesn't post anymore
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>>84934602
Boobs make me very very happy
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>>84934656

i had to screenshot this cause it's fucking hilarious lmao
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>>84934667
It sucks meeting cool people and pretty foids on here cause I know when i close this site I actually don't know them irl :(
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I want to fuck a desperate 19 year old slut so bad.
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>>84934731
I want to watch you fuck a desperate 19 year old slut so bad
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Gonna be a mega simp and say that nona is very beautiful. Maybe it's just my preference for tomboys but good golly geez.



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