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>>84942684
Me on the left getting stuck in the game and refusing to stop playing until I either rage quit after a hundred tries or get unstuck
My lovely bf on the right who fell asleep cause he was bored of watching me play the same section for hours

What vidya have you gaymers been playing recently? I've been playing the Twilight Princess PC port that released a few weeks ago

I've been too tired for vidya this month, adulting kinda sucks tbqh

>>84943360
twilight princess on the Wii being left-right mirrored to support the motion controls is a tiny fact I think about too often

>>84943909
I like that it fits thematically with the Twilight Realm requiring a mirror to access and with the notion that the mirror makes Hylians look at themselves and face that they locked the Twili away

I need to go to bed and get an early start on the grass mowing before it gets hot, but I don't want to. I hate this part of summer so much. I would like to just time skip the next two months please.

I wonder if dildo-anon was murdered and cut into small pieces

>>84942684
i need a gamer boyfren
i will fall asleep and drool on him

>>84943576
be a good salaryman and go play pachislot at the arcade

japanese salaryman muscle slut with huge chest and tits and arms and d probably bf

>>84945327
good on you for dreaming big i guess

>>84945405
there's a yourtube charrel for that

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Had to reinstall windows. At least I unplugged my harddrive with all my FLACs & art saved on it. All that matters to me...

an experienced admin keeps up his offerings to appease the data gods during each season

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this type of guy is sooo cute! Yet so uncommon with gays. He was 33 here

I hope we get friday off this week

>40 degrees in the shade
I'm gonna die before I even get to work.

>>84946227
what are you a freakin commie :I

>>84946261
come sit in my air conditioned office and have an iced coffee

sirs this is a NEET board...

>>84946357
try telling that to my manager :c

>>84946385
good, I wanna speak to your manager

greeting my hard working husband at home, taking off all of his clothes and feeling his overheated sticky pulsing worked up body in my cold apartment hands and heart

>>84946497
and what are you doing while he's hard working?

>boyfriend ('_')
>boyfriend japan (0 o 0)

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>>84943360
I've been trying Xenoblade Chronicles X but the combat is so different from the numbered trilogy that I've been not enjoying it so far

>>84946760
that's a really nice question. upon pondering on that i decided that i shouldn't wish for hit. despite the idea of having a hot and heated huge, probably larger than he and exuming the warmth husband is hot, i have to decided against it. this potential husband deserve better, perhaps a fellow wager husband or at least someone that will be useful around the house. ultimately i should wish for such things whilst i lack the emotional bandwidth, experience, mental capabilities and intelligence to handle such a thing as a relationship. i should at least to back and get any form of primary education as i lack any and i don't want to bring shame to anyone by proxy of me just being and existing as a dissapointment. i don't know what to do with a husband, i think i fell for the propaganda of having one. a husband in someone that has long been in a relationship with another man since younger years and is self sufficient and i can't be one by the definition. i made a misjudged lapse of judgment. i am dumb.

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I'm too undersocialized, introverted, and sexually unwanted by gay men to be considered gay. No, really, actual gay men have told me these things and have historically treated me very poorly.

>tfw can't game because PC is a space heater under load and the room is barely tolerable as it is.

I hate summer so much.

Dear diary, today I forgot that eating pesto makes me shit, vomit and burp everywhere for the rest of the day.
My stomach feels like the fucking gates of hell, I hate the city of Genova so much.

Damn I love pesto but it seems like it's out of the bf list

>>84947043
Boo Men suck! Women rule! Men are so meam. Women are empathetic and men are simply pathetic.

Boo men boo

>>84947422
Women are just indifferent towards me, unless they're trans women in which case they hate me.

>>84947439
that's because you're translgtqwrphobic sweaty, get with the program!

>>84946985
Are you playing DE or the Wii U version? I recommend rushing the Mastermind class for secondary accelerator. It makes combat feel better in general. Other than that you want to go with whichever weapons you find most fun. Each weapon has its own element that it specializes in and will have an x element resist down art. Spears are lightning damage based for example while swords are fire damage based. You can also do builds with ether that obliterate enemies. The fun thing about the game is breaking it and pretty much every weapon is viable, although as a general early game guidance knife is strong and always useful because it has the only AoE heal in the game.

>>84947439
>>84947043
I don't think I ever met a trans person in my life, I don't think I'd connect with one even if I don't hate them or anything. I guess the trans one hate you because they're closer to gay men, a hybrid between a gay men and a woman in spirit I'd say. I get your feel with gay men tho, I met some and they were all higkey or lowkey mean, it's like they sensed something they didn't appreciate about me, tho that's my experience with a lot of males generally but it's more pronounced with gays. Why do you hate dude? I'm literally just existing and trying to be kind too..

>>84947251
uh? Gayitalian? Btw fresh made pesto is good and healthy, what kind of pesto are you buying?

I feel so fucking tired and drained today. Barely for 5 hours sleep last night

>>84947537
Work + heat = death ig

Miss when my very muscular and bulky high school crush used to physically block me at basketball.
God, that was so hot.

>>84947611
did he acknowledge you existed?

my HS crush was a cute aloof geek with a sleeper build, and a heck of a sleeper build too. Every girl threw herself at him once they knew, to think I almost hugged him too, shame he got a gf at the end...

>big muscular jocks in high school
My dick would break off if we had muscular built guys at my school like you gays do in America. Here everyone obsesses over football so at most the athletic guys will have a lithe body but the majority are skinnyfat even the popular guys

I like italian and mediterranean guys but I will never date you obviously because I'm bad looking first and foremost and mentally ill too, but also because I unintentionally follow the mediterranean diet and love oil, cheese, capers, olives, chickpeas, tomato vegs and stuff like this a lot and so I won't be able to do what boyfriends are supposed to be doing on a whim because cleaning stuff

>>84947877
not an american and I had a bunch of muscly guys, but they weren't roidpig sexy beasts like some zoomies today, they were on the leaner side, that used to be big back then. When they flexed they looked big and you could see their pecs filling out the shirts

>>84947889
>>84947889
ugly gay italians exist
>but also because I unintentionally follow the mediterranean diet
that's good?
>do what boyfriends are supposed to be doing on a whim because cleaning stuff
what?

>>84947903
I don't think anyone in my High School even had abs

>>84947933
some guys did in my school, and they were hard abs too, pretty sexy but also overrated, good as eye candy but that's all. I think now they're more common with zoomies

Hello brothers! Who wants to talk to daddy?

>>84947972
are you coming to bring the rapture?

>>84947977
Yes sis, its the end times, I am back I also created a new imageboard

>>84947996
can you like hurry up? Getting kinda boring here

>>84947972
Can you go back to fighting and insulting jonah?
I hate jonah

>>84948014
why do you hate jonah my child?

>>84948002
>>84948014
Come home lads! AI will collapse any day soon

>>84948044
>tfw no hot AI bf collapsing on me

>tfw its hot (though not as hot as yurop and I have a/c) and my gallstones are flaring up so I can't even eat anything.

I had a chicken salad sandwich from the store

>>84948166
tasty, I love chicken sal

you know what's better than chicken sal? Chicken parm

you know what's better than chicken parm? eating ass

>>84948139
your body sounds like it sucks

>>84948402
ass stinks, chicken parm smells good

>>84948435
ass stinks (good)

>>84948411
that's not a nice thing to say to anon

ass stinks (bad, just bad)

>>84948483
wash yo butthole

>>84948461
yeah well maybe i'm not a NICE ANON, HUH?

>>84948503
always, I wasn't talking about mine

>>84948544
likely story pal. bend over and let's prove that shall we

>>84948551
bottoms first

you know what's better than Chicken parm? cock sperm

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>cock sperm

you know what's better than cock sperm? A chantilly croquembouche filled with salted caramel nuts sauce on top a dark chocolate fudgy brownie

>>84948597
post your brownie, full fudge

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hello boys how are you doing today

>>84949119
Dog tired and struggling to get some self improvement going.

>>84949188
and how are you trying to improve, anon?

>>84949198
Just things that would make me look better but first I must somehow achieve not feeling like shit every day.

>>84949232
>must somehow achieve not feeling like shit every day.
good luck. that's always the hardest part.

>>84949232
What else can make you look better, you already look hot asfuck

>>84949357
I could stand to lose 10lbs, and I need to learn how to make thirst traps for bottoms.

bowing to the judge before entering and exiting their courtroom and making sure that i never allow them to see my back

>>84949519
is it a big fat thick bottom traps in your cute jeans or?

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She's soooo pretty. omg she is gorg. She a baddie fr

>>84949535
You have a gun hidden up your ass!!!!!!!!?

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Lord make me hot and handsome I don't want to be ugly and brown anymore

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People calling her ugly are jealous. Incels WISH they would date them. Yaas they'd turn into a nervous shaking blob if she ever spoke to them.

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>>84949655
If you were an ugly and brown woman you could date a hot handsome Chad

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a lighter and a red hot cherry
rock hard cock, the feelings buried
years have passed since i saw you
a sticky, lonesome residue

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Meow ywy

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I got hiv from an inuit man :3

>>84949986
fuck outta back to the gaygen you retarded piece of shit legitimate schizophrenic literally a blacked BBC pozzed real cuck from Cucknada shit-eating animal killer nigger lover

going to start eating more fiber iykyk

>>84949986
is this a crossover episode?

>>84949986
cute pajama, maybe a little too warm for the time

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>>84950022
No I live in r9gay now... for various reasons and purposes this is now my home.
>>84950159
Mr peanut butter :D whos that dawg?

>>84949119
crying and mentally unwell

>>84949119
I'm doing fine, trying to derail my one track mind
Regaining my self-worth in record time

>>84950227
have you fought with some of the meanies in gaygen?

6pm you know what that means
i must've a coffee if i want to avoid napping
and ruining my sleep

>>84950364
Yes and they are mean mean mean and always report my posts too

>>84950258
why are you crying (and mentally unwell)

What should I do for fat neet dinner now that my gallstone pain has finally quit? Burgers, pasta meal, leftover tendies or frozen pizza are the choices.

>>84950594
Do you never eat rice at least? Chicken and rice with a few veggies is easy and healthy

>>84950632

Oh I have both rice and a rice cooker but guess what I never tried to use either of them. the cooker is still sitting on the table in the box it came in and the rice is chilling in the pantry untouched for about a year or so.

>>84950594
A salad would be something new

>>84950648
Even just eating regular chicken and rice would be a notable improvement for your diet. Look up tutorials

>>84950680

but I'm lazy and don't feel like learning anything new, plus its trash night and if I do too much work for dinner I won't get my trash out. Probably just going to stick with the burgers because those are 1 day past the date already.

>>84950661

I don't have any vegetables and certainly nothing for a salad, I have never actually eaten a salad in my life.

>>84950713
>but I'm lazy and don't feel like learning anything new, plus its trash night and if I do too much work for dinner I won't get my trash out.
At least watch a video on how to cook rice. it takes 10 minutes and all you have to do is watch

>>84950713
>I have never actually eaten a salad in my life.
I believe you. Sound like something story as a character wouldn't do.

>>84950594
Pick pasta because you need yummy food inside your tummy

I haves gots to be honest ive had encounters of the third kind before...

I wanna download grindr but nervous

I wish I was cute enough to a grindr type app where only gay neets and incels go on dates

gotta be honest, the coffee's not helping
i'll mix it with some milk and ice cream in the blender
make a coffee choco peanut butter milkshake
i deserve it and i'll make extra for you too

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Anally masturbated for 2 hours

Managed to get my cum to ooze out but didn't achieve anal orgasm, took my cage off and ate the cum. Now I'm very tired... I wonder if getting actually fucked feels significantly better. I like the feeling of masturbating with my ass but I don't get hard or cum properly.

>>84951400
hell yeah bro keep it up

The caretaker at my apartment building has six cats I'm tempted to give her some fresh catnip that I've been growing but I don't know if she wants to have all the scratches that come with it. There's so much of it that I don't really know what to do with it

>>84951409
I wonder if a hard dildo would help. I like the soft one I have, it's a nice size and it's easier to use it to plap my butt but it doesn't put enough pressure on my prostate. Although I find the feeling of it just rubbing against the folds of my ass pleasant.

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>>84951427
penises are usually hard so yes i imagine so

>>84951469
Or maybe I should find a bf and get him to fuck me hard

Man I'm trembling a lot

>>84951476
that would be what the gamers call a "pro gamer move"
also cute

>>84951400
>ate the cum
this fetish sucks so much ass, i get horny jack off and wanna eat it. but after cumming i dont wanna anymore eaiogpeagiaj

>>84951696
It's not a fetish per se I just love the taste and mouthfeel

>>84950822
Do it
>>84950835
They would ghost each other like they do here

>>84948039
Jonah is a e-whore
Jonah is an attention whore
Jonah buys 4chan ads to advertise his discord server
Jonah runs a discord server filled with chad only bottoms that hate tops
Jonah is a chad only bottom
This is why I hate jonah

>>84951731
tastes like snot and has a fennely after taste.
I'm a spitter the whole load is too salty

>>84952102
I think it definitely has a stronger taste than snot.

>>84952083
heres a secret if they spend lots of time in discord they are automatically bad people who you shouldn't associate with in the first place.
They did you a favor.

Cum tastes terrible but you don't swallow it for the taste, you swallow it to show your submission to your man

>>84952160
The same can be said about 4chan overall

>>84952167
Maybe if you drink and smoke, mine is delicious and my fbf will be even better

>>84952209
obviously a virgin would brew a fantasy like that. No matter how much vegetables you eat, cum doesn't taste good. It doesn't smell good either. At best it can taste less bitter/salty depending on the diet

>>84952209
why would i be giving blowies to a nofun faggot who doesnt drink or smoke?

>Khaby Lame is the most-followed creator on TikTok, boasting over 162 million followers.

I have literally never heard of or seen this person before in my life. It's amazing how normgroids live in an entirely different reality.

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i cant stop thinking about my oneitis and the possibility of him being gay even though odds are virtually impossible. he smoothes his hair back often and said something something gay best friend once.. the gods are so cruel. he looks and sounds exactly like sebastian, i almost thought he was one of my stalkers

>>84952373
anon he's a real person he doesn't look like a fucking anime character get a grip

>>84952382
hes just that gorgeous, its almost like hes trying to look like sebastian with his dark hair, pale skin, sharp twinky features and hes tall af with an australian accent OH MY GOD

>>84952373
>falling in love with random attractive dude who's not even gay and even if he was you would have no chance with him anyway

>>84952700
im not in love i just really am attracted to his demeanor and appearance, i should probably kms

>>84952756
if hes not gay its disgusting how much he resembles sebastian. like, sebastian is the big gay, dude

my favorite color is abs

I wish someone loved me tbdesu