A Sky Full of Stars EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84885133https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84885133Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>84944985I used to be attracted to my mother but ive grown out of it/she's grown oldNowadays I am mostly annoyed that she seems intent on making me fat (when coming back from work she always brings pastries she buys from a nice boutique bakery under her office and she never eats them herself so i have to eat them or else they go bad). More often than not she will just plate them and bring them to me in my bedroom while im studying/gamingI sometimes wonder whether she does this out of some sexual or even sadistic impulse
>>84945019>she always brings pastries >I sometimes wonder whether she does this out of some sexual or even sadistic impulse I mean, yeah possibly, but she could just be trying to be nice and get you a sweet treat man
>>84945032yeah i think for the most part it comes from the same impulse i get to overfeed my fish, but the weird part is she will routinely tell me (in a nice enough way) that i should lose weight etc while her actions run totally contrary to what she says
>>84945043>she will routinely tell me (in a nice enough way) that i should lose weightShe really means to cut fat. She wants lean, hunky, GigaCHADSON
My mom still does this kinda shit to me and i just let it happen, except im the woman And yes i don't know why her pants are backwards
>>84945452Has she ever shown attraction to women?>i dont know why her pants are backwardsFor easy access obviously
>>84945825Nah, just guys and I'm a guy. I was just saying she grabs my ass like that and has been for a long time
>>84945452>>84946103Oh yeah, I misread that there my bad>i just let it happenYou enjoy it?
>>84938967>fucking your momwife after she makes you lunchImagine
is the official term momwife?
>>84946695It is now, anon says so
Sons were getting mom puss as far as the first humans who weren't fully formed and started walking.What's stopping you son anon?
>>84945452>>84946103just do the same to her and see what happens, im not joking. after this you can see if she's into it or not
>>84944985Anyone else here /kitchenmaxxing/?>make mommy associate you with helpfulness and stress relief>you can accidentally touch her hand and arm >you can very lightly graze your penis against her bum while pressing against her from behind 'ironically' like your dad had done prior to the divorce and sniff her hair>she will constantly be bending over to withdraw things from the fridge, pantry, shelves, oven etc which lends to more opportunities for butt-touchsies and even butt-sniffsies>an especially good activity in tandem with alcohol
>>84947372>>she will constantly be bending over to withdraw things from the fridge, pantry, shelves, oven etc which lends to more opportunities for butt-touchsies and even butt-sniffsiesExplain please anon, how are you getting so many opportunities for butch touchsies, is it when you're about to pick something but you're mid motion and your arm lightly scratches across her butt? Or when your arm is down at puff it grazes as you walk by?Also>butt sniffsiesMotherfucker how are you getting opportunity for those, how are you sneaking that, how do you manage?
It's funny reading secret brocon sisters describing the things they want their brother to do to them, but the frustration that he's so close but unavailable.
>>84947534>Motherfucker how are you getting opportunity for those, how are you sneaking that, how do you manage?anon is actually a dog
>>84947534The basis is that I'm already somewhat touchy with my mother (I hug her whenever she comes back from work, and have been doing so for as long as I could remember with only a small intermission during a few years as an angsty teen).>pick up something and arm lightly scratches across her buttthat's part of it, otherwise sometimes it's just standing next to her while we're both at the countertop and her naturally wide hip grazes against mine. My favourite is when she bends over the sink to wash things and juts her ass directly onto my penis, but I have found that it's not safe to sustain this for more than ~3 seconds>butt sniffsiesthis is much easier than all the aforesaid actually because there is no physical contact at all. I just squat while she is doing something and bring my nose very close to her asscrack and inhale for anywhere between 2-5 seconds. Unfortunately my mother is an obsessively clean woman so there is rarely any smell, but sometimes I can feel a little bit of heat and the fact her ass dominates my line of sight is enough to make me almonds.
>>84947685>it's not safe to sustain this for more than ~3 secondsDoes it get hard instantaneously from the touch of the soft mombutt and she feels something hard pressing agaisnt her behind? Is mom butt big enough to make dick disappear or is it a neater size to your like? Ever felt mom puss?>Unfortunately my mother is an obsessively clean woman so there is rarely any smellThat's very doglike way of putting things, sounds funny as hell to imagine you with a cartoon dog head sniffing mom butt.>but sometimes I can feel a little bit of heat and the fact her ass dominates my line of sight is enough to make me almonds.On a good day where she's more active there's probably more heat and smell.
>>84947843It's usually already semi erect. My penis is average sized. When she's doing chores or cooking she's typically very focused on the task at hand, though yeah if my fully firm penis was there for longer than 3 seconds she would very likely be aware. You have to remember that even though a middle aged woman has a lot of flesh on her ass there are a lot of nerve endings along the asscrack.>Mom pussNoI have tried to smell my mother's panties on a few occasions, but the smell is mostly mild because she changes them every morning. You would think it's better (as in, stinkier) during summer but it seems to be totally random with respect to season.
>>84948096bruh how many times have you smelled your mom's panties that you can track her scent across seasons
>>84948364If you make a habit of it and stay at it it just happens lol
>>84944985Last Week's UpdatesDrawanon>>84890196resort-anon>>84892109Unnamed son anon>>84896491Brosis>>84898088Unnamed son anon #2>>84898157Unnamed brother anon>>84899848Grieving mom anon>>84919763Unnamed son anon #3>>84924778OP-m>>84925472
>>84944985Last Week's Updates continuedUnnamed brother anon #2>>84927008Needysis>>84933395Literotica-mom>>84934235Unnamed son anon #4>>84934939Unnamed son anon #5>>84935264Dexter>>84938967
what happens when someone finally gets their mom that they've been chasing? is it usually just a fling? or do they end up living together eventually? did any anons end up the latter way?
>>84948816If one manages to fuck their mom, its usually not a one time thing. >do they end up living togetherThe ones that have posted here trend towards living together long term
>>84949043>momwife is the trendi guess its to be expected
>>84948096>but the smell is mostly mild because she changes them every morning. You would think it's better (as in, stinkier) during summer but it seems to be totally random with respect to season.>Caveman level of mom smell pattern recognitionBased grugson.
Ate breakfast with mom at a local coffee shop, then took her to the doctor for her yearly checkup
>>84948580>Literotica-momOh so she settled on a name
>>84949551is this a date?
>>84949660Sure, a breakfast and medical date
>>84949551That makes me think of a question for everybody.What will you guys do with your mom or beloved relative this week?Picture unrelated.
>>84949971its 4th of july, so we'll be doing that
>>84949971I will be watching the world cup with her
>>84949551>>84949971>oh no the ugly fat fuck and his ugly old fat fuck mother>never fails to mention what food slop they're eating both of are ugly as ass fat fucks, damn it
>>84949971>>84949551>>84950299*both of you yeah that's what I meant
i can like fat and ugly people too
>>84950299>oh no the ugly fat fuck and his ugly old fat fuck motherI don't know which poster is that, since I don't have any name, but nice try chump.
Alright /mcg/, which country is gonna win El Copa Mundial?
Hey anon, can you take a picture of your sissy and I?
>>84950896no mom your tops are in the way
>>84950566Argentina, or Norway. Preferably Argentina, CHADssi is the GOAT.
>>84947277She would be very upset at that and probably slap me. She has a double standard in her mind because one, she's a woman and they can do that to guys, and two she's my mom which means she can do whatever she wants to me. I kinda hate her
Anyone got the videos that one dude on /gif/ posted years ago of him groping his mom's ass during a massage? Only anon who's ever had the balls to do that sadly
>>84951610groping during a massage seems kind of pointless and sexual assault-ish. just lean her into erotic massages if you want to feel her up at the same time.
>>84950566All three hosts will make it to the semifinals but Argentina will win it all
>>84948580Unnamed son anon #5 here. Rolls right off the tongue.It's only been a day, nothings really happened. Mainly just replying to say that I'm still here and not gone to the wind or whatever.This isn't important or an update, but my mom's been trying to get me to come on a beach trip with her and her friends, who are all her age, most of them I consider auntsI'm like 90% sure I'm not going, because I need to work because I need money because fuck you But an upside is that she's been buying new swim suits, mainly one pieces but a couple bikinis, and has been asking my thoughts on them.My thoughts are that I want her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her tits. But society doesn't let me say that. So I've just been giving the thumbs up on the ones that make me bite my tongue the most.
>>84952181>Unnamed son anon #5 here. Rolls right off the tongue.Well what do you think of being named Teasemom anon then?>My thoughts are that I want her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her tits.Perhaps you could be a bit more forward with your review of how her new outfits accentuate her positives. Like saying the swimwear shows off her figure well.
>>84952181post the bikini you're liking the most
>>84952266Teasemom anon is fine by me. But I do kinda like unnamed sonanon #5. It's horrible in a good way. >Perhaps you could be a bit more forward with your review of how her new outfits accentuate her positives.This is something I've actually really been trying to improve on. My problem is that once I'm sat and watching her model, any intelligence I have leaves my body. And all I can say is like "yeah that color looks great"She kinda has to tee me up for me to gain the confidence to compliment her form. Like she says "I think these pants make my butt look fat" and it's the perfect set up for me to say "well what's wrong with that?"But I lack the confidence to do any of that without her input first. Does that make sense>>84952337Like you want me to go get it? Or just like a pic of it from Google
>>84952362>Like you want me to go get it? Or just like a pic of it from Googleeither or. im just curious to see what it looks like.
>>84952375this looks the most like the one I was most excited byShe had it paired with a matching black swim skirt. She looked incredible. I'm happy I had the confidence to tell her that Obviously this pic isn't her, so it doesn't get close to doing her justice
>>84952525it looks great. i was expecting something more exotic given that she has a whole wardrobe of them. at least your mom is still wearing them though. my mom probably hasnt worn one in decades.
Only reason I don't try anything is my dad is srill married to her, otherwise I would. I don't wanna cuck my dad, I love him.
My Turkish mother used to give me deep leg massages with warm olive oil after football and hockey practice. Still think about how good that used to feel while popping a chub that'd I'd try really hard to hide. It used to work out because I'd be laying on my stomach during our sessions.Someone on here once told me that Greek and Turkish mothers used to help relieve and take care of their sons throughout history.
