I keep getting crushes on anons to the point where I can recognise them from their typing style. Sometimes I find the chance to talk in a thread with them for a bit, but eventually they stop replying and it breaks my heart. I dont want to be the attention whore fembot to ask them for discord, so I just admire from afar. Is this a common robot problem or is it just fully over for me? I dont know if it can get worse than this
>>84947647>mfw no fembot admires my typing styleAnd the worst thing is I'm on this board 24/7 with multiple threads up at all times.
I really hate this is what this website has become. Can't you go fish for a normalfaggot bf somewhere else, cuntbag?
>>84947647Who are the anons you even like?
>>84947654>will never have a parassocial relationship on r9kwhy even live bros, its not fair
>>84947647heh... you must be talking about me in this post. It's nothing personal foid I'm just not in a position in my life to date right now.
>>84947647Which anons have you crushed on? You might get lucky and find him hereAnd it's absolutely over for you
>>84947647this is a lie to make lonely anons reply becouse they'll think they're the ones being secretly admired If not then list the anons! now!
>>84947647You are obviously talking about me right? I love you anon, please post your discord, I need you so bad. Please.
>>84947647I used to make recognizable posts and there was an anon that would collect screencaps of my posts and regularly show up in my threads. It felt kinda nice desu. I stopped posting tho because redditors would screencap my post for updoots and jewtubers would read them for ad money.
>>84947647Dunno about full blown crush but certain female anons that I recognize do infatuate me sometimes.
>>84947678I dont want to give their exact traits away because theyre quite defining, but they often have longer conversations and seem to be genuinely nice anons. However I dont think theyd be awake right now so unlikely to actually see this thread
This is incredibly ghey, anon
>>84947691Right fucking fag you are
nobody will feel this way for me
>>84947667Its ok anon I understand, ill wait for you and admire your prose and punctuation until youre ready
>>84947704Being interested in the occasional female poster is homosexual, forgive me.
>>84947647I try to switch up my typing style when I am posting something embarrassing, just in case someone recognizes me and tries to determine my identity.Probably paranoid beyond reason, but you never know.
There was one nun woman who would post occasionally and let others vent to her/she would try to give advice which was nice. She was only barely hiding the fact she was a degen which made it a bit better desu
>>84947708Youll never know if theres other secret fembot admirers out there, it isnt over for you yet
>>84947683You used one too many commas, i dont think youre my anon anon
you are not talking about me but some chad tourist or flamboyant tranny
>>84947647Nobody has ever recognized me. My existence is extremely shallow
>>84947743That's actually too few commas.>I love you anon,>I love you, anon,
>>84947691The preggo fem anon
>>84947743damn right I'm not, I'm better but you won't take the time to get to know me.nice guys finish last.
>>84947790...interesting. What made that person stand out? For me, it was this one schizo italian girl who stalked a Japanese Amphibia artist on the internet. Her posting style was very unique so it was hard to miss her. Nowadays, tho, it would be the east african Snufkin nona who posts time to time.
>>84947769also>talking about me, right?and i would say reasonable call for semicolon along the lines>I love you anon, please post your discord; I need you so badprobably better to just have more than one sentence though.
>>84947801I would but i dont want to become one of those nonas that makes our reputations even worse by farming discord invites. I hope you can understand it was never meant to be as I must think about my fellow nonas
>>84947647The only person that has taken notice of me, hates me, and hacked my devices and continues to scare me to this very day.
I wonder if someone has ever had a crush on me? hmm
>>84947930I was one of the Nona's in the femanon general or whatever like a year ago but nobody even liked me fr. Literally a background Nona :(
>>84947948you will never be incel, shut up
>>84947874it's okay, even if you did post your discord we would exchange at most 30 messages before both realizing we are uninteresting and boring people.then one of us would end the conversation and neither of us will initiate another one, and forever into the void we shall go.never meant to be.
>>84947948do you make threads often? maybe if you do someone will have a crush on you
>>84947647Just ask for my discord next time. Or an email. Hell, even a carrier pigeon.don't worry about being an attention whore fembot. My bigger concern would be that you are a catfish, because no one has ever crushed on me.
>meet a casual femanon on here no big deal>we talk once and it's fun>second time we talk she says she recognized some of my posts since our last conversation and confronts me about 3 threads I posted in
unlike the sad sacks itt i know it's not me because i always type like shit making errors and leaving them in and i intentionally make it insipid, stupid and generic, but out of interest i would want to read what it is about these anons' typing styles that you care aboutdiction makes a strong impression on me, like i get an actual feeling for their character and person (even though i know it's wrong -- it's a strong feeling)
>>84948530How did that go?
>>84947647I doubt you're that good at differentiating unless you're talking about an obvious tripfag or avatarfag; most of use kind of all blend into one.
>>84947647does he post certain images, ive had positive talks with fembots multiple times accidently
>>84947694I typically have long conversations and I think I am fairly nice but I don't think I post often enough for anyone to get a crush on me :(are there any other traits about this anon that you like aside from those you listed? even if they figure out you're talking about them it's not like they'll recognize you, and even if they did the worst case scenario is... you two have a moment of awkwardness? but it's not even bad awkwardness. you can fall in love with each other once you meet like that, but there's no hope of your love being requited if you keep your feelings hidden forever.anyway I hope you are able to make your love story come true. I love romance, I think it's the most beautiful thing in the world and I hope we can both experience it someday
>>84948616nta but i think i might recognise you
>>84947691My man why would you even bother if they aren't talking to you on a personal level. I don't think I've spotted a based foid around these parts for years now
>>84947647Legit me with junas a while ago and this one robot who was into boxing
>>84948624NO it will happen to me someday!!! don't crush my dreams like that please T_T>>84948636where do you recognize me from :o
>>84948656>Legit me with junas a while agoOh man, you need to act fast and grab him while you can! He's a real catch, and you're competing with dozens of girls for his heart!
>>84948660hm maybe not but are you the guy that writes essays on that thread with the cat picture?
I like that anon that likes men with big noses, wouldn't say I have a crush though
>>84947647you talkin bout me right, how you doin
>>84947647I have a crush on the "how was your day" anon
>>84948562Awkward desu because they caught me horny posting
>>84948682yes I am :o they're only like a couple paragraphs though...are you perchance the one who makes said threads with the cat picture
Shout-out to the anon with long hair that hates women and posts all the time about women needing to lower their standards. I recognize you all the time
>>84947694>longer conversations>genuinely nice>not awake when you made this threadWow is like you are describing me exactly...
>>84948655Because I don't have much else my nigga.
>>84948700i shan't say!
>>84947647You weirded him out with this so he stopped posting
>tfw my typing style isn't interesting enough to attract nonasGonna suck start a shotgun
>>84947647ive always wondered if i speak in a particularly recognisable way, i have been recognised once but i think it was because of what i said not how i said it
>>84947647I dont think i have a distinctive typing style. Therefore, im a typecel and nobody will ever love me
>>84948530nobody acc adds people off here, everythings public lmao and i never see anyone post disc
>>84949222I add lots of people from 4chan. Usually I post a throwaway email address or I post an image with my steam in it and add them througg steam
>>84949222maybe no one adds YOU. But I've added a decent number of people. The convos are good but don't usually last very long. But that's expected, most everyone here is avoidant and weird. including me
>>84949314find me a single post on here where two people meet up lmao
>>84949344that never happens to you because you're that unlikable
>>84947831>Nowadays, tho, it would be the east african Snufkin nona who posts time to time.If you only knew.Holy shit im such a fraud god bless your soul wagwan
>>84949344I could show you my post a month ago where I gave an email out and have been chatting with a nice girl (confirmed). Or last week where someone gave their discord out and I've been talking to today.But best case scenario you wouldn't believe me, worst case you start spamming us. Just don't be an asshole, have a throwaway so you don't dox yourself, and you can meet people from here.
>>84949424Initial of the girls email?
>>84949431I'll give you "I". That's not the initial of the email but a knower would know.
>>84949423I don't think you're a fraud. You're definitely one of the most genuine people on this site. I don't agree with everything you say but you are a breath of fresh air on a site where most people are jaded. I wish you were more available though
>>84949512Hello anon, if this is who I think it is
>>84949558I mean i do always try to be genuine but I've made some egregious posts i aint even gon hold you :')>I don't agree with everything you say Hm like what?
>>84949563Sup. did you just send me an email? if so I'm replying to it right now
>>84949624Certain views you hold on love and sexuality. You made a thread a while ago about how you saw the beauty in everyone in a nonsexual way, and then you were talking about your own insecurities about romance. I thought it was an interesting convo. Bluntly speaking... I think you're a tad bit naive and insecure in some of your conclusions about how you see yourself in terms of romance and sexuality, but I do understand why you'd come to those conclusions.
>>84949724Hm. Interesting. I get why you would disagree with me there.I'll be honest here i like your threads anon, keep it up. There's way too much negativity on this board and your threads are always on the more positive side.
>>84949785They say to be the change you always want to be. If I can plant my seed in at least one Anon's head and make him a little less jaded, my work is successful. It means a lot to me that you like my posts.
I have like four moods swinging between Uncle Ted to Paul Wheaton and St Elliot to chivalry courtly love. There's a handful of posters who come right up to character limit, so post length is not a reliable indicator. I vill make loving rape to my future wife one day.
>>84949826Aw i mean it man. Youre always nice to stumble upon. If I see your thread another day, I'll make sure to reply. Until next time Lieh Tzu the Humble
>>84947647Sauce on the girl in the pic?
>>84949868I'll see you around, Snufkin nona
>>84949860Had a stroke reading this>There's a handful of posters who come right up to character limitWho?>I vill make loving rape to my future wife one day.Lul wut
>>84947647Imagine if only I could have that one anon I talked to months ago on here but he will never be mine...
>>849499654chan has a notoriously low character limit on posts, and lots of people have to trim down their posts to stay within the limit. It serves as camouflage. The platform doesn't allow for longposting. After I get a wife I cum inside.This isn't that complicated, brotato.
>>84947647>never started a thread in my 14 years of using 4chan>lurk for hours every day>reply to maybe a handful of threads each day >if I get a (you) I almost never reply anything backtoo schizoid for anyone to attach themselves to me even parasocially...
>>84950203never say never anon, there is a hungry woman behind her screen looking for your replies out there
>>84948550Kind of obvious and caveman brain to say this but I like when they actually use interesting vocab other than the 4chan slop. Also when they write long posts about something theyre interested in and break it down into structures paragraphs, making it all polished. I think its cute the anons put in actual effort to talk about their interests, regardless of what they are
>>84947647if for some reason u recognise me and have a crush on me, please ask for my discord or give me yours.
>>84950596Its hard to recognise anyone in this thread because there isnt the normal context and hints like in a regular thread, but remember it is never over anon
>>84948803I think I did because he vanished, or maybe has just been sleeping for the last 7 hours, either way I am yet again heart broken
>>84949344lol im meeting up with a guy off this board next week
When will a femanon fall in love with my typing
>>84947647>I keep getting crushes on anons to the point where I can recognise them from their typing style.I have a distinctive typing style and yet I strongly doubt I've ever been recognized by you or anyone else.It's not all bad, of course. It's almost a superpower to perpetually be this irrelevant to everyone while still deviating from the norm.
>>84950692I already replied here>>84947667and yes I have not been using r9k today
>>84947647This is obvious attention bait. Please disappear foid
>>84952493Have you decided if youre ready for immediate marriage yet anon? Ive been waiting for you but I know youre in demand so ill wait for my turn
