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My future wife will be subjected to daily butthole inspections. She will be required to spread her stinky foid hole for me to sniff and play with.
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there's something wrong with your wife
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>>84950044
Thats not my wife dumbass. Its a picture of a pretty pink anus I screenshotted off of Reddit.
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>>84950044
I'm just scrolling down the page list and i don't know why i clicked on this video, maybe i was just curious seeing what's "wrong", but holy shit this is horrifying. Like i could genuinely feel a bit of phantom pain and tightness in my crotch as whatever this bullshit is happened. Genuinely fuck you for posting this lol, absolutely horrible.
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>>84950099
yes I know, it was just supposed to be a funny little post
>>84950126
i just got a new gpu so im messing around with ai videos haha
for some reason it refuses to make anything come out of her asshole
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>>84949976
You should lick it clean every day
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>>84950220
I can't imagine the horror that would appear if i click play, so i will not click play. I firmly believe it's nightmare fuel of good quality, but no thanks.

I do actually wonder tho, do moids who don't like Anal still think buttholes are hot?
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>>84949976
why are r9k moids obsessed with buttholes. is it a virginity and having never been near a womans butthole thing?
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>>84950449
Yes. Love cumming on them and rubbing my cock on them
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>>84950449
its just a funny little guy
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A fellow future wifer, and you like female butthole and long painted nails? We are brothers in good taste. But I hate square nails. Long almond a best, stiletto or rounded are about tied, and obviously red is the best color for them.
How do you feel about nipples? The worst thing about gingers is that some have small nipnips or pale areola. Nipples should be prominent, proper milk nozzles. Purple or pink, never brown. There should also be visible vasculature to the breasts, highlighting the good blood flow and body prioritizing the purpose of boobs to fill up the mammary glands.
I don't think you can truly admire a butthole if she has a bald vagoober. Pussy should be ornamental when not used for the only thing it's good for(making babies). I want a burning rainforest, definitely no trimming, and if she's one of those aesthetically blind bitches that has potential for nice fur but shaves the sides of the labia majora she is especially deserving of an especially fierce beating. For some reason this feel blasphemous or malicious where a fully bald pussy you could reason away as being extremely stupid, ugly, and ignorant. A half shaved pussy is an intentional act of desecration fully aware of bush superiority, making a point to highlight the fact she chose to shit on beauty.
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>>84950449
Its just a cute little shit emoji peering out from her pussy, cmon click on it
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>>84950550
I hate you and myself for thinking "ahh what the hell" and listening. Not as horrorish as the first thing, but still made me feel very uncomfortable down there for a second and also just awful to look at.

>>84950471
Well that kinda sounds like you like Anal, i have seen some moids here write out long paragraphs about how they hate it and how that hole is very dirty and repulses them when they have sex. So i was curious about that, is all.

>>84950492
It was not, and your pants are on fire.
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>>84949976
Imagine if she brapped in this position and another man's cummies shot onto your face as you stared into her asshole, how would you punish her OP? Forceful tongue enema?
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>>84950626
Anal is complicated. To some in means punishment, others it's beauty, sacrifice, love. The men who larp about anal strongly remind me of the pedofish types who eventually get caught balls deep in a four year old or sentenced to life for a petabyte of cheese. Writing as entire manifesto on their hatred of having sex with a woman who is presumably their wife because it's gay, I can't imagine anything else besides the fact that they themselves are gay and date the idea of fucking their hypothetical wife citing 'wifesex = teh gae' is because they are repressed poofy faggots who had their butthole expanded as a kid and simultaneously long for a return to gaysex combined with self loathing.
I like female butthole and like the idea of cumming in her butt, so I have no personal insight on men who are "straight" but hate the idea of having sex with their wife. I like it because I want every part of my wife, I want to own her completely and even lose myself in her as she loses herself in me as we become one flesh. If she denies a part of herself it means she is a bad person and even worse wife. If she likes it that is good and beautiful, if it hurts or she doesn't like it that's also good and beautiful. The sexual marketplace dynamics places particular emphasis on the pooper out of necessity. Simple fact is most women are sluts so once you finally withdraw and accept the idea of settling, the butthole becomes a poor man's cherry. You won't find a woman who is good, but there is at least some hope that there is one thing left that is truly just the two of us. Like a mama bird I don't want a pussy that's full of other men's dicks. Poop is gross but if I'm the only man to create union with her fundament then naturally there is a fondness for that over her sin which has been thoroughly tainted, corrupted, and no longer a valid target of love or belonging or possessiveness.
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>>84949976
Are straight males actually turned on by this image?

Specifically the butthole and vag parts
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>>84950816
yes,
unlike women, men are actually attracted to the opposite sex
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>>84950812
Okay i'm not gonna lie, i understood maybe 40% of that, but it is an interesting thought. I never really thought that deep about it.

I mean, the thing is i'm disabled which prevents me from having a boyfriend or even any hookups, so all i really do is goon, and like once a month i do anal too, just because it feels really different, a very unique sensation, and some other girls have told me or just talked about trying anal as some horrible crime or something inhumanly painful and sometimes they only do as a favour to their man instead of something they want too, and i don't understand that mindset and think it's stupid, because it's a hole that feels good to use, just gotta be careful and start slow, but like, it's not like i'm skinning myself alive with a potato peeler just because i use a sextoy on my ass instead of pussy, you know what i mean?

so i was just curious what the general moid opinion is on this, and why both so many girls and so many guys make such a big deal out of anal as both a concept and a practice.
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girls buttholes are so smol and perfect compared to boys. girls are so elegant, cant get enough of them.
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>>84950534
Sounds like that one soc whore that's been doing a shit ton of anal.
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>>84950816
yes also the feet
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>>84950918
I work weekend nights, so Monday morning is my Friday night and I'm currently on Saturday morning. Just waking up and not firing on all cylinders. The 60% might be because I am filthy phoneposter and not proofreading, autocorrect is not working like you normally read them because I use Dvorak layout for touchscreen keyboard. Rereading I didn't use any strong religious metaphor. Mama bird metaphor was half cooked I guess. As a kid we were castigated for 'rescuing' baby birds, this may not be a universal life experience for people outside of the the city/suburb but it is said if you touch a baby bird the mother and father will reject it because it is tainted by the human touch and baby is not allowed to return to the nest. Some real cherub in eden stuff to think about and make you feel bad. When babies are being taught to fly it's natural to want to catch and play with them because they are cute. The parents are watching and yell or even swoop at you if you get too close. They kind of fly and you feel happy they are learning, but it's clumsy and they clearly can't survive alone, so after flying lessons they need the safety of the nest and protection of mama and daddy bird until they try again. This is how I feel about female virginity, if she's not a virgin it feels dirty, like wearing a used condom or buying a pre-owned fleshlight. Mentally and spiritually she can never be seen as a person and it's only out of exhaustion or weakness that you'd even look at her and think 'yeah I'm horny and lonely there's something to cum in and snuggle and I can sleep easy listening to the rhythmic inhalation and exhalation of and almost feel human' to.
Most women having anal sex probably are not giving themselves to incels, so you probably aren't getting a clear view of the other side of the coin in my responses. Maybe Chad has elaborate reasons for desiring the pooper, or maybe he's just thrusting with wild abandon and it's the first orifice that yields.
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>>84950816
What is there not to like?
Also sexy nails.
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>>84951249
>Most women having anal sex probably are not giving themselves to incels

Well i can make you happy, i'm a real femcel. I have a mental disability that basically makes me allergic to people and causes me turbo phantom pain on human contact, like Chuck from Better call Saul with Electricity, but with people.

So i can't have sex or anyone, that's why gooning with toys is my only option. But yeah i mean from what i can tell from playing with myself, Anal feels nice, but it has to be a bit more careful playing than the regular way.
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>>84950812
> but if I'm the only man to create union with her fundament then naturally there is a fondness for that over her sin which has been thoroughly tainted, corrupted, and no longer a valid target of love or belonging or possessiveness.
Well said, I liked reading through your reply.
Growing up I always wanted to marry my first, obviously it didn't turn out that way. I've had many issues physically as well as horrible experiences with vaginal sex. But! I am an anal virgin. I've never thought about having anal until the guy I'm interested in brought it up. So I've essentially become a complete anal slut. Out of multiple reasons.
- Anal being the only "untainted" way of sex, having another shot at giving my virginity to the person I love and want to marry
- Anal being seen as "taboo" or "gross", meaning if my partner wants to fuck my ass, despite all that, they must really love me
- Point above also makes it much hotter and dominant, it feels like something that shouldn't be and therefore even more intimate. To be completely used for my partners pleasure is an amazing thought.
- Anal is something I specifically associate with the person I'm talking to right now. Dedicating something like this feels fulfilling to me.
- For a long time I thought my sex life is doomed due to physical complications when having vaginal sex. I basically need to pay the doctor a visit every time I have sex. There is no cure for the condition I have either. Anal makes penetrative sex possible.
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>>84950044
>>84950126
Am K weird for seeing this and going like THIS LOOKS FUCKING COOL
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>>84951634
Well i heard you guys can physically feel uncomfortable twisting or pain in your balls when you see them being hurt or something like that on video.

Well if it's true, then that is what this felt like to me watching that horror crawl out of her vag.
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>>84951992
>horror
don't talk about her son like that
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>>84949976
Cover up the puss and it looks like a tranny ass, no thanks. OP you are probably gay buttsex is strictly homosexual
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>>84950044
I'll take this as confirmation to NEVER post my cock online.
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>>84952055
>gay buttsex is homosexual
Uh yeah thats kinda redundant you fucking retard. Good thing we are discussing girl butt in this thread.
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>>84952289
>you are probably gay buttsex is strictly homosexual
Holy fuck learn to read retard
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>>84952298
Learnt to write retard. Your run on sentence is ambiguous. There is nothing gay about liking girl butt.
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>>84950816
yes. it would help if she was visibly wet and aroused/puffy.
but seeing this gives me a very primitive urge to push my cock inside
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>>84950918
>some other girls have told me or just talked about trying anal as some horrible crime or something inhumanly painful and sometimes they only do as a favour to their man
women say a lot of stupid shit.
my ex enjoyed anal, especially being double stuffed with a dildo in her ass and me fucking her pussy. she said it was the most intense and satisfying sex she ever had. she wistfully talked about that night even years later and told me she would get wet just thinking about it.
after i broke up with her she went around saying i basically coerced and assaulted her and she never liked any of it



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