bros... I never realized tall girls had it so hard.
>>84950191Damn...I can totally microwave her food for her, and then while it's microwaving, I can motorboat her tits to pass the time
>has a clear line of sight into the inside of the microwave>is just bragging about being tallWhat did she mean by this
>>84950191Only real problem is how we gotta bend to do shit on the counter or when cooking in general. My back is tired boss.
>>84950363That's what your 5'9'' boytoy is for. I'll do all the cooking, you just stand there and look pretty. And maybe get the things off the top shelf...
>>84950191Push that button.Microwave Oven.
>>84950191Men, we have to do better than this. This isn't acceptable.We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, and we have to do it at the proper heights and positions.
>>84950528check out the little faggot with an ear ring and makeup. bet you think you're a millionaire or some shit. You faggot
She's at least 6'3, mogs my manlet 6'0 ass...
>>84950191do you guys think she would date a 5'5 guy?
>>84950191>When people don't design everything to fit me because I'm a genetic freakDisgusting creatures. Truly undeserving of love
>>84950294Foid moment, can't help clamouring for attention
>>84950634>date a 5'5 guy?most women wouldn't, unfortunately.
>>84950191I have a detached microwave and it sits way lower than that.
>>84950191I'm 6'6 and I have NEVER bitched about the microwave. Tall sluts just use anything as an excuse to try and get attention
>>84950191That's a good thing. More comfortable to use. Safer too. Stupid whore.
>>84950191That microwave is going to be cooked by the stove, whoever installed it had no idea what they were doing. It's a major fire hazard
>>84951080Microwave has heatproof fume vents built into the bottom anon. It's standard practice in cheap builds
>>84951080you might be retarded anon... that's pretty normal. for an apartment especially
>>84950294Tall men do the same thing.
femoid trying thier hand at "humor" this is worse than how i act
>>84951496Anon didn't even bring up gender in that statement you people are so annoying
>>84950191TALL MICROWAVE MONKEY PROBLEM HOO HOO
They have it hard because tall women are fundamentally ugly.
>>849503636'6">When you can't sit in the back seat of cars>when you hit your head on the door frames in your apartment>when you can't find clothes that fit without being too big because women's tall clothes can't be long without being XL>can't sit comfortably in most chairs>any guy you may be interested in will be intimidated by you
>>84951770>any guy you may be interested in will be intimidated by youKnowing foids think guys shorter than them are subhuman isn't intimidation, guys all know they could easily break you in half
>>84951770>6'6"Not believable, sorry.The tallest biological woman to ever post in /r9k/ was six four.
>>84950191i feel like this is a weird problem to have in general no? my microwave just sits on the counter and its no problem, am i being dense or something?
>>84951770>when the tall girl wants to compensate by being extra submissive instead of taking her rightful role as big mommy domme
>>84951597Eons better than OP's video
>>84951861I think she imagines a microwave should sit at eye level so you can stare at the contents inside, but... the higher the microwave, the more likely you are to spill when removing its contents. She's dense.
There's no space under that microwave. Just get a builtin and normal range hood at that point.
>>84951873okay yeah thats what i thought also. i think most people here dont have them mounted anyway so i thought it was weird. thank you anon, i think i may be getting more stupid lately..
>>84950191I dont even understand the joke. how is that low
>>84951913sorry, only tall people get it.
>>84951770yeah but what if I want to be intimidated, huh? Didn't think of that, did ya?
>>8495206899% of women are viscerally repulsed by submissive men.
>>84950191I wanna kick her shin while she's walking
>>84952207I don't want to be submissive though. I just think its hot when a woman is intimidating, and it makes it even hotter when I put her in her place. Especially if I'm shorter than her. Its like conquering a barbarian princess
>>84951597Kek how many terabytes of ram did you sneed to make that?
>>84952435despite a woman's biological predilection for these sports, a man would still be better at them
>>84952573Damn, you really taught that AI video a valuable lesson.
>>84951080it's ai... a large pot won't even fit under it
>>84952586Damn, a foid can't take a joke. I'm surprised.
>>84951871>>when the tall girl wants to compensate by being extra submissive instead of taking her rightful role as big mommy dommeOMG FELT THAT ONE
