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>>84950621
Hey, alright!

>>84950621
Why is she smiling like it hurts to smile

i would literally rather kill myself than to even be seen in public with that... thing
absolutely disgusting, would not touch with a ten foot pole

>>84950621
she looks like someone who never takes selfies, my kind of girl

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>>84950621
>*gets drunk and fucks her with the lights off*

>>84950621
I want to stick my finger in her mouth and have her shit on me. She looks weird. I'm into it.

>>84950621
I would create a large white family with her.

>>84950675
>>84950696
Do you guys actually think she's ugly? It's just a bad photo.

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>>84950621
I was going to say it's fine until I saw "34" way too late to start repairs. It's gonna be 12 cats for her in the end.

>>84950621
desu, she has taken the most unflattering photo of herself so at least you know what youre getting. she cant get any worse than that and would probably look much more pleasant irl. green flag

>>84950710
are you one of those guys that automatically thinks women are attractive because they're white?

>>84950710
there are too many things wrong to go over point by point, but yes. I'm sure she's probably got a wonderful personality and all, but purely looks wise she's a hard pass for me dawg.

>>84950621
This is why I can't genuinely do the classic incel complaint of "I can't get anything."

I can match with absolutely busted girls like that on tinder. I have no interest whatsoever despite the fact that I'm a 29 y/o kv and I'm like a 3.5 out of 10.

Some of them are big boned with wide faces even though they aren't really overweight. Also totally unattractive to me.

There are these women out there who are not fat, but I can't find any interest and would rather rot alone, because I have to think they are at least very slightly cute.

>>84950725
I think women are automatically attractive if they're thin, youngish,have clear skin and are not deformed. I don't have super high standards.
>>84950729
More for me I guess.

>>84950621
Terrible photo, bad hairstyle, her skin could be much better with a better care routine, but, in all honesty, if she's loyal, caring, easy to get along with, relatable, responsible, and has a sense of humor, she would make a great GF or wife, no glow-up necessary.

>>84950621
Thin at least? I'd have to see a full body shot. Not saying no, but I'm not saying yes either.

>>84950720
ahhh, shit, you're right, I posted >>84950820 thinking she was 24
34 is a bit old to start dating with intention of marriage and raising a family, pregnancy at 35 and beyond is considered "geriatric pregnancy", and every year the chance of complications for mother and child increases.
Still, if she met the criteria I posted about, and I didn't want children, she would be fine.

>>84950621
This is the problem with dating apps. It's a really shitty photo and since you have nothing else to go off of (besides whatever her short bio is), it makes her seem worse than she is.
IRL? you have a chance to see a genuine smile, hear her laugh, understand her values, etc. All of which endears you and makes for a better long term relationship.

>>84950849
'ove hags, simple as.

>>84950849
Exactly, this is why I'll never use one. I'm not some yam for sale at the supermarket.

>>84950621
If she has an actual sense of humor, interests, and wants to start having kids IMMEDIATELY (she's 34) then fuck it, why not?

>>84950859
I love hags and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
I just wish they'd love someone their own age too

>>84950756
Yeah, I may not be good looking but that has nothing to do with my taste, I couldn't have an ugly girl naked and use my penis in her, I wouldn't want to touch her.

>>84950621
If you wouldn't date her, you are no truecel.

Ive fucked worse. Lmao

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>>84950621
A woman that basically looks like that is my neighbor. I first met her in a psych ward and I was friendly with her because that's just how you are when confined in one place. Later she moved in across the street (I hope by accident) and she seems to have a crush on me, always walking over when she sees me to talk on and on, suggesting plans, and even trying to invite herself in. I always refuse but she is NOT TAKING A HINT that I'm not interested in having any kind of interaction with her on the outside.

>>84950621
beggars cant be choosers anons

>>84950621
She would actually look good if she took better care of herself (skin, hair) and took a better picture. Her current pic is about the worst you could take of an otherwise decent looking woman.

>>84950898
yeah they are just jestermaxxing humiliation rituals. for both men and women.
but unfortunately in person meet ups are almost not existent outside of major urban areas anymore.

>>84951162
Smart. Don't put your dick in crazy. I met a woman my age in the psych ward and she was always trying to talk to me and started wearing these super tight yoga pants once I got there. When she was leaving she was trying to get my access code to call me. I turned her down.

>>84950923
That would be the desirable outcome. I love hags because they usually have an established career and can be a sugar mommy for me to supplement my neetbux.

>>84951416
lol that's my logic too. I'd be a damn good househusband, got not shame in that.

>>84950621
Honestly she isn't even that ugly. Wash her hair, get her some haircare products for volume, feed her the nutrients she needs, better lighting, less awkward smile, better clothes, better sleep and some skin care and she's good to go.
But moids wouldn't even think of investing in a girl, they'd rather chase Stacy instead of building a Stacy.

>>84950621
GET THE FUCK OFF MY SIGHT you dumbass old whore lmao. Whether ask Chad for help or die from super AIDS before 40. Sad!

>>84951162
>butter too juicy, steak too lobstery

>>84950621
I'm absolutely taking her.

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>>84951404
I did put my dick in another crazy after a previous psych ward stay, and it almost ruined my life.
She was all over me the whole time we were in there and then wanted to keep in contact later, which I did because stupid. We got together, ended up having lots of sex, but I noticed her attraction waning towards me so I broke up with her a week later since it seemed inevitable anyway.
She didn't say it explicitly but very clearly implied that she was considering filing a false rape charge against me, saying that I used her and stuff, despite HER making the first sexual advances on ME. She ultimately didn't follow through with the threats but it was a very close call.
Never ever put your dick in crazy.

>>84950621
I wish fembots were this white and hot.

>>84950621
Maybe she just has autism and her smile is shit.

>>84950758
I wish i had the same standards as dudes like you, my life would be so much easier. I'd probably be married to one of the ugly chicks who liked me that i turned down and would be happy instead of chasing pretty girls who won't fuck me. Maybe I'll work on being less shallow, i think hollywood or porn fucked my shit up.

>>84950758
>More for me I guess.
you think she's gonna settle for you? lmao she wants chad

wont work
she is 10 years older than me and most women kill themselves at the thought of dating a guy just 2 years younger

>>84950621
I wish I could have her as my gf but she would be drowning in matches

>>84950621
>skin:white
>eyes:blue
If she is ok with having kids rn, I would, honestly.

>>84950621
Please give me an older skinny fembot like this to start a family with

>>84950758
>I think women are automatically attractive if they're thin, youngish
Based, me too fellow high test bro
>>84951782
I am khhv