>tfw no girl from this board who wants to move into my cozy commieblock apartment with me so we can be shut-in neets together and fuck each other's brains out every day
Yeah? Try this nutcase still screaming for a guy>>84949071
>>84951017i'll take her off your guys' hands if she wants to move in with me
siigh i know my hikki princess is somewhere on here
wish there was a dating app specifically for hikikomori
oh yea here's a pic to proce i'm not an evil human traffickerhttps://files.catbox.moe/jtktal.jpg
>>84951004I want this, but I think we both know it's never really gonna happen despite how simple it seems.
>>84951543>but I think we both know it's never really gonna happen despite how simple it seems.why do you think so? if you already have a passport, i just need to cover the travel costs which should be pretty easy
>>84951608no I probably should've said I want this too. as in I wish I could get a fembot gf.
>>84951004she's gonna get fat, entitled, abusive, and then cheat on you. if she doesn't then you end up with a 60yo "girl" failure eventually
>>84951625>if she doesn't then you end up with a 60yo "girl" failure eventuallywhat are you implying with this lol? Women get old no matter what you do my guy that's the whole idea.
>>84951608Whats this from? I like drawing in this artstyle
>>84951004I need this, but will unfortunately never get it even doe I'm Handsome
>>84951364What a faggotThis comment is completely original
>>84951645Etna from the Disgaea games
>>84951004I have this, its possible anons, keep on looking
>>84951633>what are you implying with this lol?i'm saying it's gonna be a struggle later in life when you find yourself facing serious life challenges with a useless grandma by your side. she'll be old AND unable to help with anything due to lack of skills & life experiencd
>>84951653we don't sign our posts here, silly
>>84951671how old are you and what is your life gonna look like in 10-30 years with this woman?the only way i'd allow this is if she was submissive and useful around the house
>>84951715go do that then annoying ass nigga
>>84951715I'm 25, she's 20Will marry her and move more to the country side.She cooks and is generally a shut in that wants to stay in then go anywhere, mostly plays normalfag games though.
>>84951724>niggaHoly shit this board is full of tourist trash and kids now
>>84951739>She cooks and is generally a shut in that wants to stay in then go anywhereSounds great. Good luck, bro.
>>84951687what kinda life do you have where it becomes harder the older you are? I mean I guess health wise/physically, but you probably only become more financially stable over time.
>>84951004sounds stinky anoni think id rather be taken on dates and do stuff outside with you, im tried of being inside
>>84951671It's not possible for everyone. Congratulations on being chadlite.
>>84951815i've never been on a date before. i wouldn't know where to go or what to do. and i don't like being around lots of people
>>84951808Big purchases (I guess if you have a guaranteed commieblock apartment then you don't have to worry about housing), job loss, inflation, medical emergencies, parents dying, random other things that life will throw at you. Maybe fun stuff you want to do like planning vacations. If I'm going to marry a woman, I want her to be a dependable assistant. If I'm the CEO of the relationship, she needs to be a solid executive assistant.
>>84951887every pussy within a 50 mile radius dried up reading that
>>84951938go away you annoying summerfag kid
>>84951887I mean as long as you can cover housing and don't plan on having kids (I don't) you can handle most of those other things with just saving up or retirement plans. Parents dying would also literally give me hundreds of thousands in inheritance too so as much as it'll hurt that's definitely not a worry for me financially.
>>84951608Kek you are the biggest faggot up on the board right now op, how does it feel?
>>84951978feels good because it makes you bump my thread and gimme attention. bweeh
>>84951608>why do you think so? if you already have a passport, i just need to cover the travel costs which should be pretty easynta, but travel visas are generally 30-90 days before you have to leave and go back home.
>>84951978You already surpassed him. gz!
>>84952013she wouldn't need a visa to travel to my irrelevant balkan country as far as i'm aware
>>84952022Pretty much every country in the world has some sort of border/customs enforcement anon.
>>84951364Youre hot but a personalitycel volcel. You scare us off because we smell danger
>>84952052>You scare us off because we smell dangerdammit, i thought girls loved constantly feeling in danger. what if i try to become less mentally ill? just for you...?
>>84952066We can pop our antipsychotics, watch instagram reels, and become obese normiefags together. Would you make that sacrifice for me anon?
>>84952097i'd rather we slam a cocktail of drugs, watch hyperviolent anime OVAs and fuck like rabbits until we become chemically addicted to each other, but i'm sure we can come to a compromise
>>84952125Women can get this at any traphouse without having to fly halfway around the world where they risk losing an internal organ.
>>84952168trust me, i know. and it's extremely unfair that **i** can't get this for myself right now as easily as they could
>>84952125>>84952168This is just the average whore experience which I can get anywhere if I chose to sell myself. How do you think youll find a foid by offering her a meaningless and sinful lifestyle that only benefits you?
>>84952197op is a negroid slav, pay him no mind
>>84952197when did /r9k/ become the board for religious tradwife larp prudes? what the heck!!>>84952199flip u nigger
>>84951543not OP but I managed it with a robot from this board
>>84951004have you considered killing yourself on stream?
>>84952221why must you foster so much hatred towards me, your fellow bot...
>>84951004>tfw no man wants to move in with me in my cramped onw bedroom.
>>84952263that should be fairly easy to achieve
>>84952279Are you offering? Why?
>>84952229you know why, muist
>>84952295>you know whyi don't actually:( but it's probably not healthy to be so angry all the time
>>84952292it just seems like your odds are way higher if you want a man
>>84952300liar liar foreskin on fire
>>84952330Really? I would think the opposite, no? Women crashing at a mans place since they have no where else to go.
>>84952351are you confusing me with someone else? now i'm curious to find out what i did that set you off like this (so i can do it again)
>>84952372fuck off andrei i know its you
>>84952385not andrei, my name is darius. but it's funny how there's apparently two romanian bpd guys prowling this board. what were the chances?
>>84952357well, guys would be more likely to take the risk since they wouldn't be as helpless as women
>>84952429I guess that makes sense. Now, where do I find a lax non bpd man?
>>84952445my best bets would be the adopt a neet threads on soc or /r9gay/ on here
the truecel life spares no man
>>84951004going out in the middle of the night just to enjoy the aesthetic, cold dead town as the commie block apartments tower over you...god i wanta gf
>>84952682i wouldn't even pressure her into being my gf. that seems like a huge commitment for both of us. i want her to be my best friend that i also have sex with. is that too much for a post-soviet boy to ask for?
>>84952702>is that too much for a post-soviet boy to ask for?Absolutely not. Alot of women would like this, actually. Some plap, plap, plap. Vidya games. Then go back home to seperate blocks. Not a bad thing.
>>84952726that's my dream except we'd still sleep on the same bed. i want us to drift off to sleep in each oher's arms after a long day of anime and vidya
>>84952760This is actually very romantic.
>>84952776she could rest her head on my chest as i give her headpats and listen to her soft breathing for hours until i doze off next to her
What would you do when you eventually knocked her up though?
>>84952805Still very romantic and sweet.
>>84952818i'd make sure that would never ever happen because i don't want kids. >>84952831and then we'd wake up next to each other only to spend all morning cuddling and covering each other in sloppy kisses..
>>84952849>i'd make sure that would never ever happenPenis in vagina is how that happens, nigga.If you had some broad laying around with you day in day out and you kept fucking her ot would eventually happen.
>>84952849Morning sex too I hope. Don't forget the shower sex. Or shower fondling if you'd prefer not to do it in the shower.
>can't have a foid move in with me because I only have a single 80cm bed which is far too small to even have sex or cuddle onngmi bedletbros...
>>84952858my unwillingness to have kids will make me careful enough so that it never happens to me. >>84952860dryhumping you all morning because i'd be too drowsy and horny to think about anything else, until you drag me to the shower where i get to fondle you all over and fuck you until i get it out of my system (spoiler: i'd never get it out of my system)
>>84952899>dryhumping you all morningD'awww you're a fucking cutie. Seriously tho, you are describing something very cute and sweet. The simplicity of romance is dying. A woman would absolutely cherish this.
>>84952926would fembots accept me even when i've got this type of build?https://files.catbox.moe/paoafp.png
>>84952949> no image search results Is this ai generated because I struggle to believe an anon is that fit
>>84952949Normally I hate when anons post pictures of themselves. It makes me see you as a real person. If that really is you your body is stunning and you should really continue what you are already doing.
>>84952959somehow that's the best compliment i've ever gotten >>84952972what am i doing exactly? hauu uu https://files.catbox.moe/xpm00p.png
>>84953005Yeah man, your body looks great. I'm surprised you don't have a woman already. Though, if that is the case. What is your personality like?
>>84951004>tfw moved in to live in a hikki fembot's closet, without her parents' knowledge I miss it, it was great
>>84953036i think i'm easygoing and fun to talk to @.@ i'm only interested in attracting hikkineet women however. my body is for them only to enjoy >>84953045you can't say something like that and not greentext the full story of how it happened and what went down
can't believe all the actual hikkineet girls have gone extinct and have been replaced by skinwalkers who soullessly try to turn the lifestyle into a corporate aesthetic
>>84952052You can't smell through the internet
