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>meet a nice girl in midst of some party mayhem
>unexpected circumstances leads to being alone with her
>shes giving signals
>sneak into a room with her
>she grabs my arm and i take a hold of her hips
>kiss her
>shes more into it than I
>holy_fuck.jpg
>throw her onto the bed
>undress both of us
>quite literally jump on top of her
>she leglocks me
>try to penetrate her
>miss
>miss
>miss
>what the fuck?
>look downwards for better aim
>"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" t.the thing between her legs
>push through the confusion with sheer lust
>the non-eucledian geometry causes me to miss by a yard on a 5" distance
>just hump her not caring if i land or just joust with the tentacles between her legs
>wake up just seconds before finishing the duel
>laugh and wank

This is what happens every fucking time i have a dream about sex. What weird themes repeat in your dreams?
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>>84952791
What weird themes repeat in your dreams?
They are usually unsettling or stressful in some way without making much sense temporally or spatially. Heated arguments, difficult situations, people I care about ending up in bad situations where I have to act to help them, me ending up in physically dangerous situations, etc.
So in general they are usually unpleasant.
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>>84952810
I've never experienced relevant negative social situations in my dreams which might be weird. Social embarrasment doesn't seem to affect me there. It's only adrenaline related, confusing or being tortured.
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>>84952863
It's not always negative social situations, sometimes it's just ending up in a situation where I drive off a cliff or something like that.
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>>84952810
Sorry forgot to answer first question:
>going down rapids with ever shrinking "kayak" and increasing scale of rapids
Endpoint is a pizzabox and a stream of hypothetical proportions
>a friend wants to have a knife fight
They try to feign playfullness but it's not that. I've had to stab and dismember my friends countless times since they wouldn't stop fighting.
>doing drugs in bad situations
I've run out many places incl. auschwitchz while being high on meth despite never doing it anywhere else except dreams.
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>>84952791
The cliff seems normal thing. Everyone is falling in their dreams. What about the social situation? I rarely hear speech from anyone and it always creeps me out.



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