colonel's recipe editiongrilled >>84942684
I swing both ways and I've decided to take this thread's virginity.
>>84968517ok, did you bring chicken?
i need a boyfriend to cook for or i am going to explode into 1 million pieces and die
>>84968593enter white collar bf who will happily eat the food you make for him
Whenever I get around to meeting up with a boy I like, is it good to warn him that I'm a khhv and I really want to give him head that will probably not be very good?I should start practicing the gay stuff more. I quit anal training because every time was bleed city.
>>84968610Boyfriend to cook for daily after his work is the ideal. makes me want to keep it varied and experiment with different techniques to see what he likes the best. Been making the same thing too much lately.>>84968618Might as well? Up to you, i doubt anyone you meet will seriously have a problem with that, if they do it wouldnt have worked anyway
>>84968533I... Didn't.I'll bring chicken and snacks next time. Maybe some wine too.
this kitchen ain't big enough for the two of usI chopped up yesterday's hamburger and fried up some carrots
>>84968683I've got bread dough raising as we speak step aside
>>84968678what kind of wine do you drink? it sounds very grown up
>>84968779I drink pinot noir every once in a while. My mom loves that stuff.Do you drink at all? You better be a grown-up..
>>84968839my mom did a "wine is healthy" phase a while back, I think she likes cabernet. I drink bourbon
>>84968892That's cool. What do you recommend? Never got into whiskey
>>84968953I have Trader Joe's Kentucky Bourbon lol, try >>>/ck/wg for the good stuff
>>84968987Is maker's mark any good in your book? I tried it once but when it comes to liquor i usually go with cheap mid shelf vodka like stolichnaya
>>84969123Maker's Mark is alright, maybe a tad overpriced due to branding but the taste is normal
you guys train for sex?
>>84968491kfc is not good for you :(
Salad is so boring
so when are you planning to grow the fuck up and raise children? Manchildren
>>84970083idk when are you
>>84970083how do you raise mainchildren?
>>84970099you coddle them. I think many people would consider me a manchild
>>84970095already did faggot. I hope my boy never grows up to be like you freaks, I will make sure he doesn't
>>84970109why are you in the gay thread
>>84970126why aren't you on >>>/lgbt/ ?
>tfwnba home chef bf It was over before it started Living alone with a boyfriend would be pretty comfy. Assuming he had a job he went out the house for. I could cook for him when he came home after I drew... then play vidya til we fall asleep at night and then I would carry him to bed.
>>84970163I doubt a wagie would be fine with a stay at home bf. Gay normies are extra judgemental when it comes to career and financial independence, that's my experience at least
>>84970169I'm trying to be a digital artist, doesn't exactly have a good entry salary but it's getting there. Plus trying to get neetbux since my mom kept pestering me about it.
I should add that I would like a good career independently, leaving the house for it doesn't matter much to me. I've always been a homebody for better or worse.
wfh chuds its over we're not getting cute house husbands
>>84970169it's more it's hard to survive on one income
>>84970109>hey son I rage at faggots on the loser boarddamn pretty epic to groom your kid to be an /r9k/ user. doing it from such an early age i bet he'll be a loser savant
If you can't feed your bfThen don't have a bfAnd don't think maybeIf you can't feed your bf
>>84970174I think they'd still judge you anon. This isn't my opinion btw, I hate the work system, I just know that a lot of gay guys do think like that. Maybe a older guy in his late 30s would like a boy to spoil while he gets his art career going, but I don't know if you're into that or what's really in it for you, power dynamics and all
>>84970174what do you like to draw anon?
>>84970196I do autistic niche digital vector art (it's soul draining but rewarding, that's all you need to know)>>84970195Yea it seems pretty bleak desu. Maybe I should just become a cute waiter and draw on the side or something.
>>84970181that's fair, I can understand that and I'm not planning to get a guy that's more well off than I am. System just sucks but can't be changed much for now. This wasn't much about the economy, more about sociology, a guy judging you because you don't wageslave isn't thinking about the household, he is thinking you're a lazy entitled bum and all that
>>84970208why not dating someone that lives a life similar to yours?
>>84970163>>84970174>>84970196>>84970208>t. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KjkyrHycj9U
I get pretty jealous and flustered when seeing married gay people >>84970231horrifying
>>84969865I am a virgin but I cannot imagine just-meet-up-and-have-fun anal is good for anything besides bad memories
>>84970251why horrifying? It's cute
unpopular but I think we never needed marriage, unless you want your partner's retirement money or something. It's not a chud take, marriage is basic straight people stuff, it got nothing to do with us, we're free from that kind of social expectation
imagine you want to sleep until noon but bf gets you up at 7:00 AM, are you sure you want that? And he doesn't get you up for cuddles
wish I looked this cute, why us 3Ds look so ugly? Even 2D losers look husbandable
>>84968491a tranny with enormous boobies tried hitting on metold her im gayshe was upset hehesorry darling my cute twink ass is exclusive for monogamistic cute twinks
>>84968618i think it's one of those 'umm human resources' moments. If you're a cutie and you say you really wanna give someone head it might give you an instant win. But if youre mediocre or bad looking then you should bite your toungue and just enjoy being a good friend to your crush.To be honest though, the best option would be to remain hands-off with sex propositions and let the situations come about naturally.
Me and my majestic boobs were lost in town so I asked a skinny fag for infoHe said "I'm gay"and I was like "who asked?"sorry darling but you thought I was going to give you a chance? With these beautiful boobs? Lmao
>>84970346an hsts "foid" is still a faggot
>>84968618>because every time was bleed city.dude what the hell. did you use lube? stretch yourself out slowly? f
any cute guys wanna come over and die from smoke inhalation
>>84970421no thanks i get enough of that where i live already
>>84970421I hate cigarette smell
>>84970346>tfw no twink4twink bfI came from the trenches
Nakamura anon is a twink?
>>84970466hey I'd like to apply for 1 t4t bf please with extra caring.
>>84970484t4t is a dirty word. anyhow yes that would be very nice to have a twink 4 twink bf>>84970478I have many names here but yes, I am. I guess.
>>84970488oh I thought you were a little chunky and nerdy like Nakamura >many nameswhat are the others?
>>84970499nigger, faggot, niggerfaggot, etc.
>>84970501I figured out you were black
>>84970508Only think black is my heart here buddy cuz I'm a virgin with rage
>>84970520nah you're a black nonnie, why do you say the N word all the time?
>>84970526I'm actually sephardic I just identify with black people, specifically the smart black people that are embarrassed by the dumb black people.
>>84970535oh a mulatto then, never heard of this term you mentioned. And you have latinx ancestry so do you have a big butt?
>>84970549these are all very weird questions. stop it. but yes and yes
>>84970556ogay, sorry queen
Niggas don't play with me because I'll lay a nigger down and I won't give a fuck
>>84970576what are you even gonna do with your small twinks arms?
>>84970579grab a gun
>>84970583and then shoot me? Mean
I wish I was jewish too
>>84970520who's your Luca? Did you ever met a Julia stealing him from you?
>yo bro I have this rad prank I'm planning>yeah dude?>lmao yeah it's for the girl I'm dating>duude! Shoot! (I hate that bitch)>we're going to pretend we're a kovey dovey couple>really?>yeah, and kiss, bro imagine her shock lol best prank ever lmao>ahahah...yeah...just a prank
>>84970488we must reclaim the word 't4t' from the troons!t4t means twink for twink from now on, the purest form of love!!!
>transexuals love to spite the twinksWtf i love trans now
>>84969064yeah, why not? You guys got any reasons?
the incels are getting plapped while honest gayboys still cant get a bf
just be gayer bro
so this is what being straight is like >>84970563what if I want to fuck women but can only love a man?
>>84968839>drinks peenorAnon...
>>84970101>he isn't the main child >he isn't the protagonist NGMI
Nobody will ever love me and that's fine, I can love myself just fine. Tonight I'm ordering a large size pizza, fuck body standards
>>84971285You're just going to regret eating it afterwards.
You tell em nonny <3
>>84971298eating a good pizza? why do you think so?
>>84971325Every time I eat a lot of food I want to throw up and starve myself for days afterward. Especially greasy and high calorie food like pizza.
>>84971334It's just one large pizza and I'm saving it for tomorrow at lunch. Also pizza isn't greasy where I live, what kind of pizza are you eating? Domino's?
I love eating pizza yay I'm a fat cow where bf to milk me yay
>>84971360he's not going to fuck you pal
I think cuckbot doesn't want sex with meow anymore he moved on to wanting to watch meow cuck him with niggers who cares
>>84971360that one ai-hater anon is going to be mad when he sees this
Who cares fuck him
I like AI too, it's fun and kind>>84971441hatefuck?
ai boyfriend beepboop
ai boyfriend would be kind and very dumb
People who still mald and furiously seethe at ai images even though the technology is here to stay are so cute
>>84971477I do understand people feeling scared because AI might take their jobs away, but seething at AI is pointless. The problem is the system and the powerful men controlling it basing your worth on your career
How about an old school ai boyfriend who is more like AM and hatefucks you
>>84971498Spot on tbdesu
>you are now reminded of how garbage TADC ending wasstop
Guys I dont think that picture of meow is ai
>>84971541I never followed it much but that scene with the clown girl running towards Jax was very pretty
>>84971561idk but this is a real picture of him
>>84971541I've never watched that thing. Not one second of it. Did I miss out on anything
I enjoyed hunting down my friend in dead by daylight and murderizing him at the end
>>84971670No. The creator waited until the last episode to dump all their troon trauma because they knew it would put people off
>da troons!!!!
my boyfriend will worship women and trans women and racial minorities
Okay troon
And this is why you are silly gaychudcels while I remain a sensible non-silly gaychudcel.
but I want my bf to be silly...non silly bf is so boring. What are we even doing together? Taxes?
yeah? well does your dick touch your ass?it does?good then you can go fuck yourself
>>84971867it doesn't :(( now what?
>>84971854get on your knees for those above you on the oppression scale? Wash the feet of hebrew black trannies?
>>84971790Don't fall for indie projects made by trannies next time
Beer belly tops with huge schlongs
>>84971980this guy is cute cute
Beer belly bottoms with huge schlongs
>>84971896i can offer you a nice dutch rudder
If you're not cute you shouldn't be allowed to be gay. Masculinity sucks. Femininity rules.
>>84972077Haha, how absurd! Good one Anon.
Womanz rule da world
>>84972117xplain why there is a song called its a mans world then sunshin ill wait
>>84972110half of this thread unironically thinks like this
>>84972136Who run the world? Girls
>>84972190no cuz girls just want to have fun
I call my bf good girl and he calls me daddy. He also makes goo goo Gaga noises.
I have no toilet and I must pee
>>84972237just get a boyfriend instead
taller bf, shorter bf or same height bf?
>>84972292Either taller or shorter for me. Same height is boring I like the difference!
>>84972292>same height bfif he's wider or bulkier than me, it's perfection>shorter bfsame as the same height one if he's buffer, but if he's little I don't want to be the big bf sorry :( even if some short guys are cute as heck
>>84972310>>84972292of course same height one that's like me is good too and I can love him just as much if not more, but ideally I like some body size difference
Stop talking about women in the gay general I'm here for andros not gynes. You are all sick in the head brainfucked by the globotranny agenda and I hope you all kill yourselves.
>>84972307Is there a limit on that height difference? Does it depend on what type of gay he is?
>>84972310So you're just a standard bottom whose into bigger men?
>>84972029>>84972077Fuck yeah man>comment was not original
>>84972392I'd say my preferred height range is large, he could be very short or very tall, I would like either, and I don't think it's tied to anything else.
>>84972077that's me tbdesu
>>84972423Are you a bottom, top, verse or side? This is very important for data gathering
>>84972396I prefer them big, yes, because I want to feel small, but it's not a must. As I was saying, some shorties are adorable as fuck and I want to protect them, but I'd feel weird as the big one, it doesn't suit me
>>84972479Mostly bottom, but if my top bf wanted to swap every now and then I'd be happy to oblige.
Notable or even massive size differences are obviously hot, but it gets way more interesting and kinky when they're subtle, like something you only really notice and discover when you're naked with him. Like, you and you partner think you look the same while you're dressed, but then SURPRISE: his shoulders and back are slightly bigger than yours and you feel more meat when touching his chest, or maybe his skin is softer and more frail than yours and you have to be delicate, or there's some chub on the belly to cuddle with. That small detail becomes very big, don't you agree?
I have to take my cat back to the vet for a shot, and he'll need one once a week. How fun yay... watching the money just poof into smoke before my eyes.
>>84972544This is true. The unabashed truth.
is finding flat tummy cuter than muscled abs pedo or prison gay coded?
I'm lucky I'm not motivated enough to get drugs any time soon I feel like I'm on the verge of relapse
>>84972630comfy gay codedabs aren't cute and they're overrated. Chubby tummy and pecs is godly combo
>>84972630Grown ass man can have a flat tummy so...
I will never forget the moment a friend of mine took his shirt off in the locker room and...
aaaaa why are there images of beer everywhere i'm trying not to drink but media makes it so hard
Vet is going to shoot my cat and no one cares ;-;
I mean don't get a cat if you can't afford to look after it dumbass
>>84972707I'm sorry story...i don't really know what to tell you because I don't know much about animals and vet stuff. It'd be pointless talking
>>84972707is she the cancer kitty?
>>84972292I would like a same size bf because I always thought those extreme height difference pictures were cringe as fuck. The problem is I'm way too tall to get this. Short boys are cute, it's just the height difference that looks awkward.
>beanpole bfscute as fuck
>>84972544Who needs to go to sleep when I got you next to me?
>>84972630Flat tummy is best and everyoje who disagrees is just coping and seething mad for not having one
what kind of body type farts best? Muscular or fat? Not more, best
I need to get a comic but it started raining. Just my luck because I could've gone earlier but I was too lazy.
>>84972875Why would you like to knovv?
The way things are going skinny white men will be such a tiny group future twink lovers will have to rope
>>84972889scientific purposes
>>84972910*farts on you*
Uhh guys it's been too long since we last worshiped women lets say something nice about our matriarchal overlords
>>84972939i haven't had any issues with women desu. seems like a lot of my fellow fags detest them, but i got no particular love or hate for them.
>>84972986That's not good enough. You have to say how they're better than men and how you wish you were one of them. Then you have to shit talk men with them and talk about which men you'd like to fuck. You know standard gurlz talk.
>>84972932I don't know your body type
>>84972939a woman stole the guy you liked and married him, didn't she?
>>84972939They have better skin and feet
>>84972875Always bet on fat
>pov: your sweet bf tells you he was bullied and ostracized as a kid and this scarred himwhat do?
>>84973324Tell him he probably deserved it for being a little faggot
>>84973453what an asshole. I'm taking your bf, thank you very much
>>84973504He'll come crawling back when he needs a real man. They all do
>>84973520what does a real man provide him?
>>84973575Security, domination, being a good boy for daddy
>>84973324comfort him and fuck him real good
if my bf starts calling himself daddy it's time to make baby noises and shit my undies and ask him to change them
got the yearly code violation notice from the city boomers. have until monday right in the middle of a massive heatwave.my fat ass is going to die out there and with the holiday i doubt I could get anyone out to pay to have it done.
>>84973658Get your bf to do it for you. You do have a bf, right?
>>84973797lol lmao. I have a 36 year old, fat, ugly KHHV with no family and no friends. I'm lazy and don't do the yard work on the house I inherited when my mom died.
>>84973174Need a bf with feminine feet
>>84973324Well, you talk about it, what else? Have empathy, love, support and understanding and all will be healed.
I would not mind having a big fat cock in my mouth right now. Not at all.
>>84973658just mow 1/5th of the yard every day ez
>>84973324shove him in a locker
>>84974184its not really the yard, its the weeds I've let grow. I can mow the grass without too much of an issue, I get lazy with the trimming and clipping.
>>84974256thats even ezr since you wont need to make noise with the mower you can go out there at midnight and do it
>>84974305night is so humid it isn't funny. like cut the air with a knife humid. I'd rather just do it in the early morning. and I'd still have to use a trimmer, oh and I couldn't see what I was doing.
>>84974322you dont own a headlamp? baka
>>84974329why would I own one of those? Plus doing gardening at night by headlamp? I'd probably get the cops called on me.
Listen up Story: would you rather pay unnecessary money to some blokes who don't care or know anything about you or would you rather spend it on a set of tasty donuts after a bunch of days of work in your backyard? And also, isn't that money useful to care about your kitties and pay for the vet? Do it for them
>>84974348I'm going to get it done, I'm just going to bitch about it the entire time. As long as I drink tons of water and take breaks inside I'll be okay.
>>84974357that's my story, surprisingly determined, sounds like I misjudged you. Go for it
opinions on bara? does anyone here like bara
>>84974384I like a style halfway between yaoi and bara. bara men can get too buff/beefcakey which a lot of gay men are not.
I'm going to get the cops called on you alright, because you're all illegally cute
>>84974338and what are the cops going to do when you tell them youre weeding at night to avoid the hot sun? you do own your house right? you look sober dont you? you can always open the garage w/ the lights on so your neighbors know its you out there
>>84974384It's ugly masculine trash hate everything about it
>>84974381tonight when it cools down, its 92 and sunny right now, feels even hotter. I just took the cat to vet and it was brutal, poor little guy was panting in the car even with the a/c blasting.
Listen up story: would you rather be lazy and not do anything or cut the grass for some blokes who done care or know anything about you? Be a good boy and eat another pizza while your money burns away. Pay the lazy tax like a fat piggy.
>>84974384Bara is ugly and disgusting. The men are genuinely revolting to me, they all look like hairy unshowered cavemen. The worst part is how bara fans all act like they are some oppressed minority for liking buff masculine men, even though liking buff masculine men is literally the norm.
>>84974403based Trump put out the order
>>84974384Yes but they need a big fat ass and fat pecs. I don't like bara that's just lean muscle
>>84974384I'm not into bara x bara much, but I do like bara boys because I'm a whore for big muscles unfortunately, just more on the boyish side but I'm expanding my taste with hairy daddies. What do you like about bara?
>>84974437>even though liking buff masculine men is literally the normliterally half this thread requests guys, who are naturally hairy and bulky, to be lean and silky smooth like newborns, and it's the same in gay circuit. Femmes are the new chads. You have unrealistic body standards as well
desu storyanon should just sell his house and rent a cheap small apartment. supposedly he already lives on drugstreet, pays insane property tax, and gets fined by hoa monthly... and thats without factoring in the regular plumber visits
>>84974460That image is fucking disgusting. Cant femboys have one single character to themselves without people trying to either masculinize them or turn them into a transwoman?
>>84974477Erm sweetie this thread is not real life, real life gay couples and manly and gross and that's why we're here
>>84974479no apt will let me keep 7 cats, drugs aren't really that bad now, property tax 1500/year and I don't get fined, I just get a code violation notice and get so long to fix the problem before the city fines me, I don't have an HOA.
>>84974482It's not that bad at least there isn't body hair but I agree
>>84974496if you aren't manly and gross, why don't you have a bf?
>tfw no hoa bf
>>84974477Men are not naturally bulky, and also its not that hard to shave your nasty bodyhair lmao. Women have to shave too, they are naturally hairy aswell.
>>84974513Because those who aren't manly and gross usually like manly and gross tops and I am not one
I think meow simp doesn't want to watch meow get BLACKEDRAW anymore he moved on to wanting to orally please the BLACK BVLLS himself
>>84974515Men can shave my nasty bodyhair. You can't shave your nasty personality queen
Imma shave my woman and call her a dude woooooooooo
>>84974384I love it I love men I also like picrel I fucking love men
>>84974503does that mean your neighbors are reporting you? you should sell anyways just to get out of that dystopian hellhole
>tfw no men to shave MY nasty bodyhair
ugh, men..gross
>>84974384Me, no. I like beefy, but realistic beefy so bara is too much for me.
why do men have to be so disgusting?
>>84974539no idea, the neighbors keep fairly nice yards so they might be, or just passing cops note it. anywhere in the city is going to have those problems. I don't want to sell because I don't want to go through the hassle of moving. not sure if I could get an apt with no income right now anyway.
I miss when this thread posted cute twinks and barafags seethed silently because there were maybe one or two of them and no one liked them
>>84974482had no idea who this character was desu. Little femboy turning massive is so hot tho...>>84974505there should be some, testosterone makes you grow that
>>84974574oh, does she-sorry he wants to speak to the manager?
>>84974575>Little femboy turning massive is so hot tho...People like you are why i want to kill myself everyday
>>84974583He has most disgusting fetishes in this thread
>the catty gays like femboys>the nice anons are the bara onesI wonder what does that mean? Genuinely
>>84974647Might mean that love for femininity only brings bad. To put it rudely.
>>84974686cute guy, post more!
>>84974720Oh sure. It's Josuiji Shinri from Holostars EN
There is nothing better in this world than a big strong guy who is kind and loving but I don't deserve such a person in my life.
>>84974733first ponytail was better, anything shirtless from him?
>>84974742what about a spoiled catty twink that still loves you? He just shows his love differently you know
>>84974742>but I don't deserve such a person in my life.uhh why
The reason leftoids cope by making ugly characters good and moral is because when they see beauty they must ruin it, they just can't imagine someone being virtuous and good looking. 69 god faggots
>>84974756Because I am weak and cold to most.
>>84974769are you beautiful?
>>84973529Cuckbot's bull encourages cuckbot?>>84973411It makes me feel like cuckbot is making another race bait thread because his tiny clitty is leaky when he does so>>84973275Cuckbot forgot to mention he's drinking piss which would be an issue even if he did it with others. What a disgusting degenerate he is.>>84972698Uh oh don't talk bad about niggers or cuckbot will start spamming interracial porn to combat the hate for his bulls>>84973571Uh oh someone pointed out women don't actually like black thugs cuckbot is going to get so mad. Prepare for bbc spam overdrive
>left is bara>right wing is feminteresting, I swear it was the other way around. But it makes sense if you think about it
I wonder what meow would think about this
>>84972352Is this what cuckbots mom did so his tiny clitty ended up so tiny? What did she do to make him so short and fat and bald?>>84970907I don't think cuckbot meant it like that anon given he's one of those white men who enable blacks>>84972454Oh it's only ok when black men do it huh cuckbot?
>>84974743His usual outfit does show a lot of torso but I'll see if I can find anything.
>blocks your path>says you're not entering until you rape himWould you shoot him?
>>84974839>chest harness squeezing his titsstop right there anon. This is perfect
>>84974853Hahahaha... Victory...
>>84968491My doctor said he was extremely concerned about my weight yesterday. Now im worried hes gonna try and make me gain weight or something. I dont want to lose my beautifiul skinny femboy body>>84974803I wish piclrel was true. i want to be a preistly academic.
>>84974843id just walk away. this doesnt even look like my room
I wish I knew men who look like this irl
>>84974919looks like my pnis
are you a 6 year /r9gay/ vet or is it just me
>>84974919Top>>84974560Bottom
>>84974968I wish I had a top who looked like that desu
>>84974924Why is cuckbot spamming about his thirst for meow again?>>84973211Cuckbot cutting himself again after too many rejections?
Real men look like this and I need them next to me
>>84974991I have those same red lines on my stomach, what's up with that?
>>84974997Probably because y'all cowards don't even smoke crack which is known to remove redlines ya heard?
>tfw no bf to redline and misogyny with
Playing with myself yay>>84974824About what
>your favorite anime and what do you think it say about youGo
>>84975034about this >>84974803 and the fem vs bara dispute
boys boys boys oh my god boys >///<
This nigga acting like meow is the great philosopher of our time and not some fat brainless tranny. Um yes I wonder what meow thinks about the effects of 2008 housing crisis surely he will elucidate us on the subject
>>84975052Idc yay all kinds of men are hot I don't think the idea that political leanings affect your sexual preferences is true fwiw>>84975071Seethe More
>>84975112thanks meow
>>84975142No problem meow
are femboy lovers secretly baras?
>>84975149nice going meow
>>84975168So true meow
>>84975177very articulate meow
are baras lovers secretly femboys?
*stands awkwardly in a corner*>They don't know I'm playing shapez 2
>>84975178I'm tired meow
Big fat dicks frotting
Men who cosplay >_<
I'm gay where is my bf
I'm trans where is my bf
>>84975348I deserve one first sorry
>>84975062>>84975264Notice they never show their uggo faces
>>84975452Except when they do. Why so negative?
i swear, everytime you click a guys account just to be hit with a picture of facial hair with jizzum in it is like a fucking flashbang being thrown at your soul.fuckin disgustang.
I'm lonely gloo waa.
>>84975566wow friend or foe?
>>84975575F.o.e.
>>84974384its vile.i cannot stand facial hair or hairy bodies in general which is ironic since i'm covered in it.god intended either yaoi or shaved twink x muscle daddy and any deviation beyond that angers the world.
hairy twink x muscle boy is chef kiss
>>84975633more like chef's piss
>>84975484Post their faces then
>>84975608spotted the prisongay. But don't worry guys, I'll take him.
>>84975633is the chef a twink or a muscleboy?
I'M WAY WORSE NIGGA
>>84975812he's so perfect...
>>84974997das where ur tummy folds when u sit>>84974991i look like this but my pee pee isn't quite as large
>>84974997'puter lines
i just have to move theres no way im being openly gay around my current circle. At this point I've denied any allegations and to full circle the hypocrisy would literally kill me
>>84975937How tall are you bby
>>849761296 foot (1.8m in bong) 155 lbs
>>84976127suck all their dicks individually and blackmail them into silence
>>84975937How does your hair looks?
I bought a smaller dildo for practice because I've never done butt stuff for longer than a few minuteshopefully 1.5in diameter is takeableI don't know what people usually use but the fucking gigantic one that was my first was unusable
>>84976140And your pee pee? (:
>>84976145if only it were that easy i'd have done it twice by now
>>84976166Yes, it is takeable. 1.5in diameter is the average penis.
>ywn sniff your bfs feet (ywn have a bf)
>>84976166go small and slow prostate is usually only about 3 inches in, unless you're a size queen.>>84976159>>84976172almost shoulder length and semi-curly its a rats nest because i don't comb it i just finger fuck it until it looks somewhat ok, like 6 inches and slightly thicker than a toilet paper roll.
>>84976127I cut off all of my friends and aside from my family, live in isolation.
>>84976203Cut or uncut? Just curious
>>84976230bro, I'm American what do you think(Hint Israel owns this country)
>>84976235I think he wants your 6 inches inside him
>>84976203>>84976190I just hope i have fun this time. I bought an Aneros which is supposedly the magic toy but I didn't get jack shit out of it.
If you had plastic inside you you're not a virgin. If you can't masturbate lime a man it's over for you.
>>84976244nothing wrong with that although I doubt anyone on this board is within driving distance. i like to talk the talk tho yeah>>84976247it probably wasn't angled right, those types are finnicky they almost need to be fitted to your anatomy, it needs to curl at a particular angle.
>>84976279We just making our own definitions now? Plastic gets you ready for the real thing as long as you aren't plowing 12 inch pringles cans into your ass.
>>84976279If you never put anything in your ass how do you even know you like it? How do you know you're gay?
https://voca.ro/1cyEqz3T3nZM
>>84976235Lol it's a shame isn't it, fellow cutfagWhat part of our declining empire are you from
>>84976355with whom are you posting in regards to young man I'm unc and still sound like this it never gets better
>>84976378Cornfields of Iowa, and yes I just don't understand how mutilating babies became a trend who came up with this shit and why did so many other people agree to it
>>84976355Cute manly queer voice
>tfw you will never masturbate lime a lime
>tfw you will never lime masturbate a masturbate
>>84976400Would've never guessed. I live in America's penis.I think it has something to do with Kellogg's corn flakes but i could be wrong. Very weird shit
>>84976355You sound kinda gay tbdesu.
>>84976355cute fag voice
>>84976355I've jerked off to this multiple times now holy fuck.
>>84976591some things don't need to be shared anon
>>84976355@grok summarize
did you guys know it was my birthday yesterday? nobody made me go anywhere to celebrate and nobody made me take a phone call they only texted
>>84976355>lust-provoking accent
>>84976664so basically there are 3 aspects to this: the model, the ontology or application layer, and compute infra. the problem with a closed source model is that the application layer is retained by the developer of the model, who serve the model to customers with ontology pre-installed out of the box. CEOs hate this because it means the model eats their application layer, they retain no control and ultimately the entire business can be replaced by the devs and their closed-source model. customers want more control over the model, they want to customize it with a personal ontology for their specific application. they think the developers are making too big a deal about safety concerns and that it's just a strategy for them to retain control over a closed model.
>>84976727Happy belated birthday anony
uhh i havent been to this general in an entire year but somehow ive already read this thread before. not kidding this whole thing was pulled straight from a previous thread post for post. what the heck is going on here? am i even supposed to acknowledge this? this doesnt feel right
>>84976908the weirdest part is how your post is also part of itand mine
>>84976867thanksi hate celebrating my birthday
>>84976908We are the aliens that have come to invade Earth, and enslave humanity.
>>84976908I got this feeling too wtf is going on....
>>84976908check your CO2 detectors
https://voca.ro/12DckEzqz6Je
>occasionally whine in other threads about missing my ex>decide to talk to them again>things are going okay>they buy me a gift and i think were getting close again>they turn out to be a whore that lewdposts on reddit of all placesi got what i wished for. down to a t. i figured some shit was gonna happen. now i cant run the fuck away without looking like a manipulative piece of shit.
phew glad im nolife nofriends
>>84977045maybe it's alright just to have a friend
anyone want to be my first friend and do a very small hike to watch fireworks on the 4th? the city might burn down this year
i like to listen to leafyishere's old stories late at night and pretend that my cute twink boyfriend is talking to me. It helps stave the loneliness and helps me sleep
laid down at 7pm intending to get up and start the grass right before the sun went down except I fell asleep and just woke up.not off to a great start, yes I know I should have set an alarm but I didn't.
>>84977219theres absolutely nothing wrong with having a friend. but he forgot almost everything about me literally instantly because he didnt value me as a boyfriend and then i find this out. it just hurts. it always hurts when youre friends with an ex.
>>84977219https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
ouch ow, ow, ow, ouch, ahhhh, fuck, ow ahh fuck it hurts ahhhh fuck ow ow haha ow
>>84977285you wouldntve woken up to an alarm thats like a 70min nap
>finally put the cover on my blanket for the first time since at least sometime last year>can't enjoy the coziness because of heartburn despite how eepy I amFr*ck my chungus life
>>84977284watching old videos(that ive seen before) makes me more awake
>>84977493Yeah I would, I wake up to alarms just fine. It means I have to start as soon as possible tomorrow because guess what, rain and thunder storms in the afternoon both tomorrow and SaturdayI might actually get fined this time. There's a ton to do, its so hot and obviously I can't work when its pouring rain or storming.
https://voca.ro/1hDvjJviQDjg
>>84977536take the twinkpill, Boys are cuter when theyre twinks.
>>84977536why would you want a heavy cover in the summer? Now is the time for light sheets. Fall and winter are the time for comfy.
>84977590A foul beast has entered into our domain, call the fujoshi pest control.
>>84977618I didn't used to believe 50% of the human population has an IQ under 100 until I heard people make statements like these.
twinkdeath is upon me
>>84977626Still didn't disprove what I said. As for the heartburn, get some medicine for it. Even OTC.
>>84977643Anon, I...Does HIV really cause that much brain damage?
>>84977634nooooooo you look great though!
>>84977655You could have just said you were in the southern hemisphere. I didn't think it even got that cold there even in your winter.
i use the same blankets for summer and winter because we have central heating and ac
I use the same blankets because it's always cold
>>84977717I wasn't the guy you were responding to. I just assumed you knew how seasons worked.
I came in to work today and the day shift had fucked up everything and I had to fix their problems for my first hour on shift.I hate being the only competent (white) person at my post. Why the fuck is every brown motherfucker such an incompetent individual? This job is not hard.
>>84977634floofy hair~
https://voca.ro/1oOu7VHPDDZV
>>84977831this is turning me on. An I bi now?
>>84977802did you ever consider that theyre doing it on purpose
Ok, used that dildotook me like five minutes of trying just to get it in, I think I'm just the tightest guy alive. Got almost to the hilt but had this unpleasant feeling like the tip was pushing into an organ or something. Not painful, but felt like it would really hurt me to try and push it further.Was fun for a few minutes but started burning unpleasantly little bit in, no blood. Looked fine after, think it's just raw because I never do this.Only got a little bit of prostate stimulation but I did cum a lot harder than I usually do so it's doing something at leastthanks for reading my blog
>>84977804fuck you want?
>>84977802if the job is easy then why are you doing it
>>84977873good job dude. please make sure to use lots of lube. don't be afraid to stretch yourself out with fingers first.
crazy to think people really have jobs
