/r9k/ - Where can I find a bf like this? All of the moids - ROBOT9001

>>84974924
I'm fat if that's what you're after, but fatter than him

I only go outside for work or to go grocery shopping or eating out with my parents

Try dating apps

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)17:31:12 No.84974984

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)17:31:12 No.84974984

>>84974931
I look like that and I'm white. OP is a larp, nobody wants us husky boys

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)17:34:26 No.84975006

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)17:34:26 No.84975006

>>84974924
There is a guy at my workplace with this body type but a bit fatter and I want him

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)17:40:52 No.84975043

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)17:40:52 No.84975043

>>84974933
No, but i'll keep that in mind, thank you
>>84974952
Tbf that's what he looked like in the 2000's
>>84975006
Go for it nonna

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)17:54:44 No.84975172

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)17:54:44 No.84975172

>>84974924
Why would you want a bf like that? looks like an average nerdy chud.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)17:55:58 No.84975182

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)17:55:58 No.84975182

>>84975172
Because he's not you.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)17:57:31 No.84975195

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)17:57:31 No.84975195

>>84975172
Because he is chubby and cute

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:01:22 No.84975228

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:01:22 No.84975228

>>84974931
How old are you? Are you straight?

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:01:45 No.84975230

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:01:45 No.84975230

>>84975172
Because he is a famous singer. That's it. If he wasn't a famous singer, these retarded women wouldn't even give him the time of day.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:17:32 No.84975340

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:17:32 No.84975340

>>84975230
If i had a time machine, i'd prove you wrong.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:21:58 No.84975377

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:21:58 No.84975377

>>84974924
Wow a foid that wants a fat guy except i dont have a twink face like he does so its over

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:24:04 No.84975392

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:24:04 No.84975392

>>84975228
I'm 27 and straight yeah

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:35:32 No.84975486

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:35:32 No.84975486

>>84974924
Just get one whose personality you like and feed him. Seems pretty obvious>>84974924

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)18:42:16 No.84975555

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)18:42:16 No.84975555

>>84975230
Not op but even if he wasn't famous girls would want him for his musical talent and attractive voice face and mannerisms. He has the total opposite of a child vibe.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)19:03:52 No.84975711

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)19:03:52 No.84975711

>>84975340
No, you wouldn't.

>>84975555
OP is clearly talking about his looks, I'm the one who brought up his fame and musical talent. There were tons of guys who were fat/dorky just like him, but lacked the ability to become famous, and OP/other girls just ignored them. Most of the guys who were into shit like MTG back in high school looked just like him. He's pretty much standard-issue for a dork in the mid 00s.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)19:11:16 No.84975755

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)19:11:16 No.84975755

ugly fatcels seething, you hate to see it

LUCIFER.
07/02/26(Thu)19:36:26 No.84975933

LUCIFER. 07/02/26(Thu)19:36:26 No.84975933

>>84974924
>Where can I find a talented millionaire rockstar.
Retarded thread please kill yourself.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)19:39:44 No.84975953

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)19:39:44 No.84975953

Patrick is hotter than Pete Wentz.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)20:43:34 No.84976496

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)20:43:34 No.84976496

>>84975933
He looks like a normal guy in this picture doe