Is it better to be ugly and short with a normal or big dick, or tall and handsome with a smol one?
>>84976204I'd take having a below average penis for being a tall fag.
>>84976204tall and handsome with a small dick obviously
>>84976204short with small dick
>>84976204whicher one you want, as long as your pp is small and pretty
>>84976204notice how theyre both circumcised
>>84976204Honestly both are better than being me. I can't even rate myself fairly, I just i know i hate myself.
>>84976204I'm short and mid with an immaculate dick. But I'd trade it to be 6'3" and fat just so I could heem niggas. My dick has helped me absolutely zero in life but my height has negatively effected me mentally.
>>84976265How short are you? Like child sized?
I'd rather be ugly and short with a big penis.
lets be honest we'd all rather look like this and have a tiny dick because in the grand scheme of things your dick doesn't matter as much as being fit, having a wide frame and a good jaw. Last resort you can use a vibrator on her.
>>84976204I'd rather have a small dick and be beautiful honestly. The Halo effect is a real thing and people will give you things just for being beautiful, look at Hassan! When you get older you realize that dick size doesn't really matter and women would much rather have the hansome boyfriend pick them up and spin them around then some ugly dude with a hung dick. Not only that it would help in sales as well. I could just become one of those shitty calvin klien models if all else fails. I already have a five incher like 2-3 soft and women comment how they love my dick- one called it "soo big" while she was drunk and it made me audibly laugh. Being hot is waay better.
>>84976282Not child size but not adult size either. Really I misspoke, idc much about my height that much I just wish I was bulkier but I'm naturally twinky. I'm in my 30s and have got mistaken for a teenager multiple times before. It's humiliating.
>>84976265Well, thank god for what you have man cause I'm shorter than you most likely and my dick is 4 inches and thin. A big dick can genuinely be enough on it's own for a woman to forget about height if she likes sex a lot. I really, really wish I had even a normal sized cock. You do not know how fucking brutal it is.
I think you'd be much more likely to have a complex about it with the small dick, whereas if you were a hung manlet you'd always be like "heh" in the back of your mind
>>84976204If God gives you 6'3 literal supersoldier skeleton and you still manage to be a chubby gynoid redditor self humiliation faggot then idk what to even say
>>84976477Yeah that sucks, my dick isn't huge or anything, I was kind of memeing when I said it was immaculate. Mine is only slightly above average but it's below average girth so it's needle dick mode. I'm 5'5" btw which isn't the shortest I've seen here. I talked to one anon once who was like 5'2".
considering his body size, he's probably only a little under average.brutal either way.
>>84976204Tall, small dicked men were made to be fucked by short, big dicked men while I watch.
>>84976383realistically this>ugly, big dickyou can fuck some molestation victim size queens easily. your life is trash otherwise and probably also from being involved with them>hot, small dickyou can fuck a lot of women easily, even though you probably aren't their favorite ever. you may get cheated on in relationships, but that happens regardless even to megachad celebrities and so on. your life will be good otherwise, probably well liked, good job, etc.
