>>84977169
Not if you walk outside naked realistically though how long could somebody walk outside naked before something would happen a mile 5 mi 10 mi I feel like around the 10 Mile Mark and depending on the population density of which they are traveling they could reach potentially 20 miles tops

>>84977214
In that case it wouldn't be happening because people actually wanted to see me like that. Everyone looking at me would be as rightfully disgusted as my hypothetical mortician who, like a prostitute, only has to look at me like that because she's getting paid to. The unfortunate people in your scenario aren't even being compensated. I wish my corpse could be instantaneously carbonized once I expire

>>84977169
That's why I work out, maybe she'll fuck my corpse. With my lucky some fat ass immigrant will ass rape my corpse though.

>>84977306
I don't imagine the Karen Greenlee types are all that common but I just imagine her laughing as she unzips the body bag and catches a glimpse of my disgusting face. I'm sure she'll be able to recognize I've never been able to get laid the second she does too.
>fat ass immigrant
I'm fine with that as long as she's not settling just because she's horny and all the other attractive guys got shipped out in a hearse a few hours before. Being her first choice would be good enough for me

>>84977339
Lmao at least your funny bro.

>>84977169
>the one dressing the corpse for my scarcely attended funeral
I did that at a mortuary, we kept their genitals covered with a sheet if they were naked and usually underwear was put on them first thing. The embalmer is the one who will be staring at your naked cock and balls for an inordinate amount of time. Also, you start to see the dead people as inanimate objects, not people. I never thought about what they were like in life at all or if they were sexless incels.

>>84977169
it would probably be a man. it would be pretty gay if the only person to ever see your cock is a dude. have you considered a brief stint as a flasher to ensure at least one woman sees your cock?

>>84977445
You haven't thought about it before but I'm sure if you thought deeply right now you could probably pick one or two that stood out to you, at least before you began thinking of them as objects. Perhaps even after
>>84977384
I try my best for you
>>84977482
Please see >>84977292

>>84977549
have you considered posing for portraits at an art school? they may have you get naked there and it wont be just one woman but many. they would be used to seeing all sorts pose for them probably so they probably wont be disgusted.
now i kind of want to go pose for art students.

>>84977583
Maybe worse than having my corpse mocked by a bunch of mortuaries would be having my body painted by a bunch of art students. The last thing I need is to have the people obsessed with aesthetics stare at it while they take inspiration for the monsters they'll eventually paint