>Buy XL anal beads>Shove them up my ass>Put the end ring around my big toe>Clench my asshole shut>Extend my leg forwards>It's silicon so it streches like a rubber band>Incredible pressure at the entrance of my asshole>A split second of muscle failure in my asshole>All the anal beads come flying out>So much conserved energy that the end ring shoots off my big toe>It flies into the ceiling and across the room>Sprayed the whole wall and ceiling with droplets of shit, blood and lubeNow this got me pondering, I'm not considered gay, since I like women and not men right?
>>84977472Oh and when I say it flew across the room I'm talking about anal beads
Homey you as straight as a non euclidean shape
>>84977472Yeah you're so straight anon, I bet you like pegging too
>>84977488Nah no pegging for this guy, just like stuff in my ass as I jerk it.
>>84977527>just like stuff in my ass as I jerk it.Just as gay as sucking dick
>>84977472Gay or not, you're a fucking idiot for going straight to XL anything for your ass if you're clearly so inexperienced as to injure yourself. You're supposed to acclimate to larger sizes (if you wish), not grab the biggest shit you can find and rig it to launch out of your ass at the slightest movement. These are your intestinal passages before they're a point of pleasure you dope.
>>84977668Just let him blow himself out, he'll be shitting his pants either way lel
