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Holy shit, time to panic? We're already past planting season so it seems we're locked in for a poor harvest.
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WE'RE GONNA TURN IT AROUND AND WE'RE GOING TO START WINNING AGAIN
WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH
WE'RE GONNA WIN ON EVERY LEVEL
ECONOMICALLY, WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH THE ECONOMY
WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH MILITARY
WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH HEALTH CARE AND OUR VETERANS
WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH EVERY SINGLE FACET
WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING
AND YOU'RE GONNA SAY "PLEASE, PLEASE, IT'S TOO MUCH! IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! MR PRESIDENT, IT'S TOO MUCH!"
AND I'LL SAY "NO IT ISN'T! WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING! WE HAVE TO WIN MOOOORE!"
WE'RE GONNA WIN MORE!
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>>84977512
NOT THE 15% MORROCAN PHOSPHATE FERTILIZER TARIFFS
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>temporary tariff suspension on moroccan fertilizer
I don't see how getting more fertilizer now helps us when the planting season ended months ago with 70% of farmers not being able to afford it. The fall food crisis is already locked in, and this will not help in any way that matters.
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>>84977512
Nothing ever happens(I hope something happens)
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But cute women need food to get fatter and cuter!!
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well if everyone ever wondered, "hmm, gee, i wonder what it would be like if we put a literal mouth breathing retard who doesn't know shit about ANYTHING in charge of the biggest country on earth," now you know!
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>>84977651
>america is the biggest country on earth
american education
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>>84977512
I remember arguing with an anon on this very board back in 2024 about how the orange nigger was basically guaranteed to trigger an American famine within the next 2 years as a result of his total economic ignorance and I got dogpiled by a bunch of orange nigger supporters calling me an SJW lunatic with major TDS and here we are. Right on schedule. Lmao.

Listen up, liberals. We Are All Going To Fucking Die Together
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>>84977512
I don't even eat vegetables, i eat popsicles for every meal.
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>>84977651
>well if everyone ever wondered, "hmm, gee, i wonder what it would be like if we put a literal mouth breathing retard who doesn't know shit about ANYTHING in charge of the biggest country on earth," now you know!
Are you sure you're not talking about the last President?
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>>84977512
>TRUMP DECLARES FOOD EMERGENCY - IRAN WAR FERTILIZER SHORTAGE

You will own nothing and be happy
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>>84977748
MAHA
Trumps going to destroy obesity rates with this 1 simple trick
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>>84977757
Why did they throw Biden in, that basically ensured everyone went for trump a second time, Jesus fucking christ
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>>84977757
Difference is Biden had handlers that did all the important work while he ate chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, Trump's unfortunately the one in charge and that means crisis after crisis. At least with Biden the Ukraine war causing fuel prices to surge and bird flu causing egg prices to soar were out of his hands, Trump's just doing this shit to us for no reason.
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>>84977778
Unironically if the DNC really needed to run Biden they should've done so in 2016 instead of Hillary. Hell, if Biden just fucking dropped out and we had an actual primary instead of shoehorning in Kamala we probably wouldn't even be in this situation right now.
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>>84977700
Largest economy, most advanced military, and largest sphere of influence but sure we can play the semantics game
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>>84977700
I think he meant metaphorically big, not physically big, were you not intelligent enough to anticipate that?
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>>84977512
Real countries fix their own fucking nitrogen like grown-ups. If we did that, we wouldn't have had a mini-crisis around military explosives supplies when Russia started bombing Haber process sites in Ukraine. We've had several years to learn from it since, but I guess we're just terminally retarded. And no, this is not just Trump, this is the fundamental absurdity of trying to be a superpower that doesn't deign to actually make anything of value itself.
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>>84977512
all i got out of that headline is that trump is fertile and wants to be bred
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>>84977512
This guy is a DEI president
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>>84977651
But anon Joe Rogan told me kamamalama was bad for me a male and so I needed to vote for don the con I hope you aren't suggested I voted against my best interest!!
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>people still buy fertilizer
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>>84977757
How was Biden who was senile less destructive to America then trump who is as senile
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>>84977934
Biden is the good grandpa who gives you ice cream and Trump is the evil grandpa who taught your dad how to buy meth
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>>84977512
Average US bmi is already only 29.6, anything below 30 is dangerous for a full grown american. You guys are in danger, I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.



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