>Wake up tomorrow looking like this>A disembodied voice informs you that you have one month to lose your virginity or else you will die and never return to your original form>Prostitutes and sexual assault don't count>...also you are autisticCAN YOU DO IT?
>whiteEasy mode. Just give me the money to go SEAmaxxing and it's one and done.
>>84977690I would just fuck someone as equally grotesque as me
>>84977734Whoops, forgot to mention the sex must be with a female
>>84977739what you need to do is get a job in a kitchen of a really shitty family restaurant nobody likes, everyone fucks eachother
>>84977739All female are grotesque monsters
>>84977690There must be SOME woman into the ugly bastard thing
>>84977690>behold, the white master racei'm not tripping. women will be lining up around the block to force my peen0r into their vageener. ggez
>>84977690I could. A lifetime of not being autistic has prepared me with social skills that will come in handy but the entirely new experience will be extremely unsettling to say the least it will basically be like entering a new world I don't know the autistic experience so it will be quite interesting not being able to recognize facial expressions or nonverbal cues or tones and feeling the overstimulation because I am usually always under stimulated. A month is way too little to lose weight so my best bet would just be growing a beard and doing some soft look Max with style maybe fake ice then I would go to Southeast Asia after working at McDonald's for 3 weeks to have enough for a plane ticket there and a hotel but that last week will be crazy that would be like a movie imagine this fat dude rushing over on the plane getting there rushing off and rizzing
>>84977906>I could. A lifetime of not being autistic has prepared me with social skills that will come in han-stopped reading
>>84977690You have dick sucking lips OP
>>84977916Seriously, this is "but I did eat breakfast" tier
>>84977916Now that I think about it this would make an awesome movie like imagine this witch curses a chad after he rejects her daughter and now he has to do all of that
>>84977922The proper term is "purdy mouth"
