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>Known this Christian girl for a while
>She's kind, sweet and compassionate
>Made it official to be Bf/GF a month ago
>At her house a few days ago
>Her mum's working in the garden in the blazing summer heat
>Her mum faints in the garden
>When her mum comes to, the family exclaims that it was a demonic attack and that they need a prayer of protection
Totally nothing to do with strenuous work in the blazing heat with no water
>I'm just standing around like picrelated
>After its all said and done her mum gives me a lecture that these "demonic attacks" are common in this family because the family is favoured so highly by god
>I'm just nodding along like "okay..."

If this is the kind of wack job shit I have to deal with, then I don't think I could date this girl any longer. The real question is how to I break this to her and how do I deal with the inevitable?
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Eh, demons do exist but they're more like parasites that bait you into doing stupid stuff and feed off your energy when you're unhappy.
most people aren't even aware that the stupid things they do aren't actually their own actions but periods of suggestion.

But I don't know all that much to be honest with ya, it's best to inform yourself of what's really going on.

Oh and there's actual evidence that positive vibes and some bible verses can help with this stuff, like psalm 23 or happy songs.
We interact with the non physical realm all the time.
But you could explain to her that the real demonic effect is telling her that it's fine to stay out in the sun, some of the more powerful ones can do actual harm but generally they just encourage you to do things that are bad for you.
I got what I know from a former psych ward guy called Jerry Marzinsky.
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>>84982890
Tell her the demons are attacking you and you need to get away from her before they make you do something bad.
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>>84982890
You're so weak anon. If she loves you and you love her who cares? It's not even that weird. Maybe try your best to help her parents see that reason and religion don't have to be incompatible.
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>>84983079
Delusional take
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Eat her ass and then break up with her
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>>84983079
Yeah OP, try to change the mind of religious fanatics who believe in demonic possession.
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>>84983756
Sorry bros I just really want a gf. Maybe you're right
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>>84982890
I have a few family members like this. You should gtfo anon, if you haven't realized yet religion is literally all they'll talk about. They'll constantly be trying to get you to convert and won't fuck off even if you constantly ask. They'll fuck you over in some retarded way because "Jesus told me to." I just pretend to be Christian around the few retarded family members I have, it's less exhausting than constant attempts at conversion
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>>84983008
"Sorry babe. But since being with you, I've been facing constant demonic attacks from THE ENEMY. Because of that, I've come the conclusion that your home is actually a demonic stronghold. Therefore I can't be with you"
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>>84982990
>Eh, demons do exist
No they don't, paco. Every retarded thing you do is because of your retarded brain. There isn't a magical spirit flying into your head that's making you rape a donkey. You're just a dumb dirty spic.



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