Handholding edition!previous: >>84982050
i am too gay these days
>>84996519chaotic neutral is the best one
>>84996519fuck I do the chaotic evil onewhat means
>>84996519I'll take all the lawful and good options, please.
Meow I'm a dumb gross faggot where bf who loves me
I had the worst slept-on-a-bodypart event tonight. Genuinely thought I was gonna lose my hand as I was going through the stages of varying numbness and pain.
i slept on my butt once
I miss anal sex but I have permanent hemorroids. Well I'm also fat, ugly and scared to go outside but that's secondary.
I miss anal sex with my bf, alas I never had either but I could have if I wasn't such am useless retard!
>>84997532I understand the struggles of hemorrhoids but mine from a life of no fiber and sitting on my ass, not anything else.
>>84997676>but mine from a life of no fiber and sitting on my ass, not anything elseI'm pretty sure I got mine from those same reasons too. Hemorroids as a byproduct of anal sex is a myth, I didn't have hemorroids when I was hving hardcore anal sex in my youth, but now that I'm a NEET and aproaching my 30s, hemorroids started appearing. I'm eating more fiber and less junk food now. Hope it helps, I really would prefer to avoid surgery.
>>84997774Mine are horrible, 3 of them and after a movement they're very painful and it takes the better part of a day for them to go down.
Something I've come to notice over time. Growing up in a poor area and being poor makes people worse people. Not just in the obvious ways like being more likely to commit crime but in subtle ways too. They're more prone to anger, they generally will have more negative attitudes to things, they will be less adventurous and curious about life and only want to stick to what they know. People who grow up wealthy or even just in an upper average income area are the opposite. They have less stress and anger inside of them. They'll be generally more positive about things. They have curiosity and adventure inside of them. It's like the negative weight that affects poor people all their lives isn't dragging down a wealthy or even upper average income person
>>84997909Easy to be positive in life when you aren't worried about having food on the table or if the power and water are about to be cut off, or you're going to be homeless if mom can't make the rent this month.
I got doxxed on a Finnish board time to die yay
>>84997939How did that happen? Are you worried they'll do things?
>>84997909>Something I've come to notice over time. Growing up in a poor area and being poor makes people worse people. Not just in the obvious ways like being more likely to commit crime but in subtle ways too. They're more prone to anger, they generally will have more negative attitudes to things, they will be less adventurous and curious about life and only want to stick to what they knowas much as I don't like to be a classist, this is true alas. There are exceptions and I have personally met poor people who were rough or loud outside but good inside, but it's not that common like the movies want to believe. However they're more real, usually, but real isn't always a good thing, and some of them have no sense of morality>People who grow up wealthy or even just in an upper average income area are the oppositehowever this isn't always true. They certainly have less anger (not guaranteed, some rich women and even some guys are straight up hysterical, in the scariest ways) but they're not always better. The worst psychopaths come from rich families, their evilness can be more subtle. I'd say I had better and deeper convos with the wealthy, they're more educated on the world and human nature, but that's because>It's like the negative weight that affects poor people all their lives isn't dragging down a wealthy or even upper average income person
>>84997909also rich gays are the absolute worst gays
>>84997949They found my thesis and confirmed with an old image that's online that it's me, i'm not horribly afraid but kinda anxious yayPlay stupid games win stupid prizes
>>84997987you posted your thesis there?
>>84997990No, they found it online, not sure how
>>84997987not sure how they matched a thesis with a picture, wouldn't think there would be one attached. I also wasn't aware undergrad thesis were even posted on line.
>>84998007They know what I look like because someone posted my face pics from here to there after recognizing my posting style and found a picture of me from 2016 by searching the name on my thesis. The uni started publishing them just last year.
>>84997909Whoah whoah whoah, slow down Socrates! Do you really think the world is ready for such foundation shaking knowledge?
Yay I got the person who got my dox to delete their messages
>>84998033Douchiest thing I've seen in a while
>>84998561My apologies, I couldn't stop myself from being sarcastic at seeing babby's first thought.
Yay I'm a fat landwhale yay meow
>>84998596Why post this ai slop when the real picture is supposedly so ugly lol
>>84998015You wrote a whole ass thesis but weren't smart enough to avoid getting doxxed. Modern college education, everyone.
The poor gay is angry about being poor and a bad person lmao
>>84998693So it goes I got a perfect score from my thesis btw
The closest thing to a thesis I had to write was a 'capstone' project that was 15 pages, supposed to take all semester but I did it in a rush the night before it was due because adhd yay. it wasn't that much more than a standard history paper. I got a B on it and I don't think it was even that good.
>Meow writes a thesis on BIG BLACK COCK>Uni gives him high marks and a perfect score for it since the finnish government loves BBC so much and have trouble importing enough of it>Someone doxxes meow tranny through his BIG BLACK COCK thesisInteresting turn of events
>>84998743You're so funnee
>>84998713>>84998732So basically college is useless slop. Interesting. You can write a shit-tier paper in one day and get a B. The guy who doxxes himself gets a perfect score. Too funny, no wonder employers don't give a shit about degrees, I certainly wouldn't.
>>84998753It was a history degree so I knew it worthless then, but hey grandma wanted a college graduate so there I was.
>>84998753Almost like the 5/5 was given because the thesis was good and me getting doxed has no bearing on anything
>>84998775Exhibit A. Is it college that rots the brain or do brainrotted people go to college? I think it's the former, so don't take it personally~
Just curious how many pages and how many words was your thesis mow? I know the language difference(I assume it was written in Finnish) might make comparing harder but I'm just curious.
>>84998800It isn't even a college, it's a university>>84998811~25 pages and maybe 10 000 words
>>84998835>It isn't even a college, it's a universityIn most countries you are assigned to a specific college while pursuing your undergrad degree, semantics faggot, i.e. a university is a collection of colleges. Not sure what faggotry you have in Finland.
>>84998835Yeah you thesismogged me. Mine was 15 1/2 pages and 4100 words.
>>84998869Yeah that shows lol who's the stupid idiot now >>84998887Yay(?)
>>84998909Not me gay boy. Learn about countries aside from your own, I thought education was what college promoted?
Yay I love bing doxxed where bf to dox my fat prolapsed ass yay
>>84998962Ironic coming from the guy who just said he doesn't know about how other countries work
>>84998963My fat ass isn't prolapsed doe yay
>>84998972>other countries>Finland>impliesI wouldn't assign that much importance to Finland.
>>84998992Whatever you hecking chud
>>84999000What's your degree in? I'm curious which field of research you actively degraded with your undergraduate thesis.
>>84999013Biology. I don't think it degraded anything given that I got a perfect score.
>>84999026>The uni started publishing them just last year.>Biology>2016Hmmm very interesting.
>>84999263What do you not get?
>>84999343You're just a faggot who leaks information and has no self-awareness, and that is exactly why you got doxxed. That's why I don't respect your education or intellectual accomplishments. I feel like someone who graduated college and pushed their mind should be far smarter than you are.
>>84999366Okay? You are just a stupid chud so I don't care about your opinion.
>>84999373>StupidNuh uh poopy pants>ChudI'm sigma buddy>so I don't care about your opinionaka delusion, you are subject to my opinion while you broadcast your life and experience online. get mald.
>>84999393Keep coping you dumb beta chud lol
they call me the painter because when I put on brand new white underwear a mysterious yellow stain appears on the crotch area Hahahaha What do you mean that could be a sign of an UTI
Deleted grindr once again award
Not red enough. Should be raw, bleeding and have maggots all over it. Yummers.
oughhhh my tummy
Is it really so bad to integrate rape and physical abuse fantasies into my daily jerk session? It does feel good to be degraded but sometimes i feel it might be unhealthy.
>>84999948nah, what's the worst that could happen
>>84999955Well sometimes i find myself desiring to be treated a certain way that wouldnt be healthy and i can be prone to risque behaviour. I dont actually really do anything because im a little bit avoidant. I guess it cant matter too much.
I just wanna be dommed gently sniffle
>>84999948i mean who cares, it's fantasy. as long as you're not harming anyone and it's not too fucked up.
>>85000096I just feel as though it blurs my view of toxic and abusive men and makes me not set boundaries, etc. Like im too scared of men to talk to them but at the same time i wonder how much it would hurt if a guy put a cig out on me whilst fucking me.
uhhh men are so scawy, better talk about it to my gurls
I'm lonely waa I don't wanna get married per se but I think it would be romantic if my fbf chose a collar for me
>>85000188Okay tough guy, i bet you have it all figured out
>>84999366Autistic people are really, really dumb and lack self awareness
I want Solo Leveling to fuck me raw
>>84999955He could get desensitized and include worse and worse fantasies and maybe even become unable to cum to anything else? He may as his boyfriend to do that to him one day and no healthy relationship should have that?
I'm sad can someone talk to me nice talk to me nice pl0x
>>85000205And then, once the collar is on, a priest appears out of nowhere and marries you both as you try to escape.The good old chain and marry trap, never fails.
>>85000188Women are even scarier, you must be braver than you think.
>>85000281I wouldn't mind getting married to a nice man I just don't feel the need to do it
both men and women are scary and evil. You just gotta pick your poison. Women destroy you socially for good, men destroy you emotionally and physically
>>85000292gay men are the scariest since they can do all three of those things in a shot
>>85000292I'm already destroyed emotionally and I want to be destroyed physically, so the choice seems clear
>>85000317>I'm already destroyed emotionallythings can always get worse, also see >>85000316 do you want to be destroyed socially?
>>85000336sounds like the only winning move as a man is not to play, this says a lot about our society
>>85000342women got it bad too, but yes, if you're not a rich handsome chad, or at least standard attractive and normie tier, things will be bad for you. There's no empathy for men and there never will be, men are fine with it after all
>>85000348>say men have it bad>can't respond without leading with how women have it bad alsothis, too, says a lot about our society
I am ugly but I don't want ugly bf. I deserve this loneliness.
>>85000348Women have it so easy, there's a reason there's no r9lesbioid. They all out there eating carpet
>>85000367you gotta ask some questions to gay men for why lesbians are all fucking each other (not exactly true) and gay men are lonely as fuck. You can only play the blame game with straight men
>>85000391Most gay men are having casual sex the ones who won't or can't are mostly here. It's still a very small minority
>>85000398yeah see, so what does this have anything to do with women?Anyway even the ones getting casual sex are lonely, not that I have much sympathy for the loneliness of gays who get a fucking buddy every week
>>85000391It's not fair. I do everything to try to get a bf like not using Grindr, not talking to people, not going to gay clubs, not flirting with guys. And nothing happens. Where is my bf?!
>>85000398I went so autistically hard with NoFap since 2021 that I'm unironically posting in gay threads now cuz I feel no sexual desire towards women :/
>>85000410Nothing? I never said it had.
>>85000418shouldn't you feel the opposite? You restrained yourself so much
>>85000418I'm the opposite. I gave myself the go ahead to fap whenever I'm horny and now I fap 4 times a day despite approaching 30
>>85000353men suck. Women rule. all male issues are lesser than female ones.
>>85000441ahh... society...
>>85000421you talked about lesbian women having sex, then you said gays have casual sex as well. But whatever, honestly it's not that important, I get what you meant
>>85000411I installed grindr and talked to people and still got no bf for being ugly so what about me?
>>85000411So true me too>>85000418Okay.
>>85000459shave. Lose weight. Choose a better hairstyle. Stop being an autist. Nobody owes you anything sweetie
>>85000424I don't feel the drive anymore. The girls I tried dating had shitty pasts and were full of themselves. Even if I were to marry, I'd choose lab fertilization instead of having sex. I have given up on women.
>>85000455No I didn't? Are you high?
>>85000418You have to be careful about no fap, there is this bbc addicted sissy called cuckbot who started thirsting and simping for a tranny named meow only to completely lose his mind once that tranny rejected him. Nowhere spends his days making interracial porn threads on 4chan.
>>85000459Grindr is a cesspool no different than this place. You're only a fuck toy there, not a person
>>85000485Are we fuck toys here too anon?
Reminder everyone who used this thread as a dating app failed miserably and became a lolcow
I like to think of each and every one of you as my fuck toys
>>85000492yes, just a different kind of fuck toy
>>85000502only the ones you still hear about
>>85000440I was addicted for 16 years of my life, Even the thought of touching myself starts a flashback of how I suffered. So I do not do it. If you need help with setting up walls though, I can help.>>85000475I actively avoid porn so hopefully I won't. I just come here to talk cuz I live a very lonely life.
>>85000502I got rejected for not being blonde by someone here
>>85000503Even me? Yay
>>85000502It's kinda sad tho, isn't it? This is a place that's supposed to be made for whoever feels ostracized and lonely, we should get each other since our experience are similar, yet we only hurt each other. You aren't safe with someone who gets you either
>>85000468Already tried all that none of it worked because I'm not chad
>>85000512Issue with me is that I don't see the problem. If I'm not able to bond with anyone, why can't I find satisfaction in porn? I don't see it as the problem, but the symptom. Had I not been a laughing stock in my formative years, I would be in a better place.
>>85000512>straight channer who isn't homophobic scumyou seem sweet. Not feeling sexual desire isn't so bad of a life tbf
What they gonna planWhen nothing works again?Love trashing boys, wanna crucify menRefusing helping handThe time to make a friend, oh-no!
>>85000418You have to be careful about no fap, there is this BBC sph addicted sissy called meow simp who started BLACKED posting about other posters for going on nofap. Now he spends his days spamming interracial BLACKED threads on /r9k/
Nobody cares, that's the truth. Love is rare
>>85000569>nobody cares about youFtfty
I want to love someone gloo I wouldn't mind if it wasn't reciprocated. Being loved back is scary.
>>85000544You Absolutely can and yeah It is a symptom. I was actively trying to quit for 11 years out of 16 so I see it as a problem. My symptoms of loneliness are a bit different now. I obsess over replies, hit update over n over, etc. I just try to talk with whoever cuz life in this room feels like shit.>>85000545Yeah, it is better in a way. I can focus on stuff a bit more. But lack of connection still causes me to break out crying once in a while cuz chest feels heavy and I feel lonely. But It gets better after I cry. I like talking to people here. Men are easier to talk with anyways.
>>85000608no sexual desire doesn't mean you can't find a connection, I'd say the kind of connection you'll find will be free of ulterior motives and purer. Are you not interested in women in a sexual way or women at all? Not gonna ask if you'd be down tp bond romantically to an asexual gay (rare) because I assume you're fully straight
>>85000565That's an interesting use of time. I am certain I won't ever find that interesting. Not looking down upon those who do btw.
what does twink bussy feel like
>>85000650Same as the ass of a 40 year old balding dude
>>85000622I know. The connection, the exchange of thoughts without any motive is purer. IRL, I rarely come across people who are good or selfless enough to put others before them. I seek such people. Sometimes I come across people who are selfless and thoughtful, but the gaze of people is enough to put down any motivation for me to push the connection any further. I'm from a third world shithole afterall. Also, yeah, I am straight afaik but I never felt disdain towards gay men and have interacted with plenty of them, they are more chill and thoughtful than pretentious straight men I come across IRL.
>>85000622Also, sorry for the abysmally late replies from my end
I'm sad and lonely. Where husbie.??
just got grindr, how do i get le epic sex without getting killed, kidnapped or blackmailed?
>>85000680I'm gonna be real with you: it's hard out there for guys like you, pretty hard. But I genuinely hope, really hope, you'll find someone to connect with>Sometimes I come across people who are selfless and thoughtful, but the gaze of people is enough to put down any motivation for me to push the connection any furtherwhy don't you seek some therapy anon? I'd have said you became asexual, but if this is making you suffer it's worth to investigate if it's just a condition you can cure or you just have trouble accepting you're not into intimacy at all. Also, sometimes you gotta take some courage and go for it, even it makes you feel uncomfortable. Changes are rarely comfortable, so start with small steps, with a person you trust
>>85000718You didn't specify no stds enjoy the HIV boy
something I have to thank homophobes about is that they made me know about bug chasers while they were wishing me death like they always do. I didn't know such a thing existed, why are we so vile?
>>85000771Speak for yourself, I'm certainly not a part of "we" when talking about bug chasers
>>85000718You either have to get lucky or live in decent neighborhoods and only have sex with people who seem normal.
>>85000733I do not know if I need therapy or am I reasonable to react in the way I do. The marriage laws are shit, they can divorce rape you with the entire state apparatus at a whim. I fear women in a way. I am courageous and I can and do talk with women when I find context. I overthink a lot though. I wonder whether asking for socials would be a step too far. I'm out of school/college. It's inappropriate to seek love among coworkers because they're all probably wolves in sheep's clothing. Outside, it's another mess because of conservative population. I want to find someone who I can share my thoughts with, and exist peacefully without any bickering. If I come across someone, it's fine, If I don't, that's fine as well. I've accepted it. And yeah, the idea of intercourse did become repulsive to me due to NoFap.
>>85000536It's more so those who use it like a dating app don't care about you as a person they just ask for your stats and bother everyone who posts with questions about their stats and willingness to date them instead of organically talking to other like-minded anons
>>85000802I was talking about the people you said were thoughtful and selfless, absolutely go for that kind of peopleare you aromantic too anon? Do you feel romantic attraction either?>The marriage laws are shit, they can divorce rape you with the entire state apparatus at a whimyou don't have to marry. Seek someone who's okay with thar choice of yours, I'm not saying that's the first question you got to ask but test the waters>It's inappropriate to seek love among coworkers because they're all probably wolves in sheep's clothingtrue, and lot of drama too...
>>85000780Nooo you have to le gay unity or else you're a bootlicker. Remember to defend the gay pedophiles and such at all costs. Next they will come for (you)!
some niggas just need came for man I don't know what to tell ya
>>85000718You either have to get lucky or live in decent neighborhoods and only have sex with people who seem normal. If one of the guys you talk doesn't seem normal make sure to ask for a threesome with another guy you're talking to so that the normal guy keeps the not normal guy in check while you have sweaty aids sex ok.
>>85000851Ew don't talk to me irony poisoned weirdo
men suck. Need to become a woman so I can fully fit in with my girlfriends.
>>85000832I forgot to say this the last time. Thankyou and I appreciate you hope the best for me. I hope the best for you too friend.>I was talking about the people you said were thoughtful and selfless, absolutely go for that kind of peopleYeah, I came across one recently in a Post office. It was a one off thing. That's all. I do not get to share a space regularly with people, apart from my office.>you don't have to marry. Seek someone who's okay with thar choice of yoursFinding someone who's liberal enough to spend time with me and not marry would be really cool. Although courts and justices regularly classify live in relationships as marriages. It's tough not to fear it when the state is regularly dangling a carrot in front of women, forever asking them whether they want their partner persecuted or not. If I can find someone who is not a cheat, a deciever, maybe then my worries will go away and I'll be able to trust them. But until then, as you said, I must test the waters.
>>85000178Fantasy is fantasy, it's not real life and the furthest thing from abuse. It's consensual and planned.>>85000209Mane... Whatever!!!>>85000907ew.
>>85000851I don't trust people with this kind of humor
Hellloooooooo who tryna talk to me
>>85000931Same. He seems like a fuckhead. Even if he is saying something sensible in a horrible tone.
>>85000914you're a cutie pie. I hope it doesn't offend you coming from a gay dude>Although courts and justices regularly classify live in relationships as marriages. It's tough not to fear it when the state is regularly dangling a carrot in front of women, forever asking them whether they want their partner persecuted or notthat sucks. Seeking people can get to scary, you want to connect but you never know what's in store for you. I think there has to be someone nearby that's like you anon, is there a shared space you could find more likely minded people?
>>85000960>I hope it doesn't offend you coming from a gay dudeIt doesn't offend me at all. I appreciate it. You're a really nice person too. Game recognizes game.>is there a shared space you could find more likely minded people?I won't be able to find any such place for atleast the next 6 to 7 months. Firgot to answer this the last time, I'm not aromantic, I do seek romance, a connection. I want to have someone who I can hug when the weight of the world feels too heavy and talk endlessly with. I want to have people who I can selflessly care for, Invest time into and try to forever keep them happy and protected. I'm unsure about sexual desire cuz I do not feel any of it at present.
"aromantic" isn't a real thing, it's just people who find a relationship and realise they don't feel what they thought romance is supposed to feel like because they've been mindraped by modern culture
I've done about all I can do yard wise. All the brush is piled up in the backyard, surely the inspectors won't be looking back there. I simply can't take it all out with the trash. Don't get me wrong, the yard and house are still ugly, but slightly less ugly and this hopefully will be enough for me to not get fined. I'd say I'll do more in the fall when it cools down but I've said that every year and I never do, so I'm not even going to lie to myself this year.
>>85001027>the next 6 to 7 monthsThe next how many months?
>>85001039>source: my feewings
>>85001042Oh shit, I didn't realise
>>85001068>>source: my feewingsnot an argument
>>85001085Neither is just saying some shit with no backing, but it's okay when you do it, right?
>>85001104the only backing I'm interested in is you backing that ass up against my dick
>>85001111As you wish sir. It is my pleasure to serve.
>>85001111Checked. May your rod catch all the thunder claps
i saw a very attractive nerdy guy with glasses and curly hair yesterday and i cant stop thinking about how if he were my boyfriend i would make him wear hoodies and perfume so i could cuddle and serenade him every night.
>>85001264Clark kent kind of nerdy or actually nerdy?
>>85000047What's up with cuckbot wanting ass in his face? Is he really that into shit?>>84998018Cuckbots bull isn't financially independent? If cuckbot spent less money on femboy onlyfans he could help his bull out>>84999852>>84999956Cuckbot asking his bull for what now? And his bull is too fat to get out of bed to shit? Let me guess cuckbot made him gain wait so he can shit in bed because he's such a disgusting scat fetishist didn't he?
>>85001027>I'm unsure about sexual desire cuz I do not feel any of it at presentI think it's better this way>I want to have people who I can selflessly care for, Invest time into and try to forever keep them happy and protecteddon't let anyone take advantage of that anon, remember that while you do have to love and respect someone, you deserve that love and respect too. Best of luck anon, come here everytime you want
>>85001320skinny clark kent.he was absolutely just conventionally attractive, but he was one of those rare random people you see working a dead end job and wonder if they know just how good looking they are.a rare combo of good looking and knowing what style suits them best.
*eyes roll*
>>85001335>don't let anyone take advantage of that anon, remember that while you do have to love and respect someone, you deserve that love and respect tooThankyou Anon. I'll remember it. I do walk away if someone isn't right. Time heals everything anyways. I'll definitely come here occasionally because of pleasant people like you. If you'd like to, share your story, I'd love to hear it.
>>85000772Uh oh if you made a thread about black dick cuckbot would praise you and repost it in r9gay but since you didn't he hates you
question: is this nerd considered a Clark Kent nerd or a nerd nerd?
>>85000810Why is meow posting his tits on 4chan again?
>>85001404that's a 14 year old boy
>>84997757>>84997784Can cuckbot post anything that isn't related to blacks or their cocks? Seems like he can't
>>85001441close enough, but he was 19 here
>never ever got positive comments about my appearance from women>growing up always thought i was ugly as hell>anytime i've joined a gay dating site i've always done considerably well and been told im cute / they're surprised im singledunno how to feel about this, sisters.i've always considered myself ugly but i have always done quite well with dating men.
>>85001441so is he a nerd nerd or a CK nerd?
>>85001476neither, he just looks like a regular scrawny guy, pretty cute but too young
>>85001462shaved and skinny/muscly, did I guess right?
>>85001490are you telepathic or something ?
>>85001489>scrawny
>>85001502and of course your penis is average or above average
>>85001462Women almost never go around complementing your looks. If you are approachable for some help and women feel comfortable around you, that's more than enough. You should just try appearing non threatening and decent. Never approach a lone girl, try approaching a group if you have some context to do so, it helps smoothen out any friction related to a cold approach. A simple would you mind, with a slight chair pull works as a consent to join a women's table. Well your culture might be different so Idk but that's how I'm able to roll here. You will have to be brave to get women. In a group you can eventually hit it off with someone. If none show interest, just exit by saying "I gotta head to xyz" and greetings. If you hit it off with someone, it's hard to get contact or socials on the first try, you can ask for a professional one. Also, if you and the group frequents the place, then it gets much easier to exhange greetings and ask for contact later on. You will face rejections like 99 out of 100 times but that's just how it is. Don't keep expectations and don't get your hopes too high. I'm not talking about bars and stuff btw, more like an academic setting, public place, etc.
>>85000401How many interracial videos do you think cuckbot has saved?>>84998407>>84998562He's cutting again lol>>85001052Cuckbot has herpes now?>>85001225He's looking for any excuse just to eat shit lol
How is it possible to feel this lonely? When i wanna make some friendship online, all everyone yaps about are their own lives. I could literally die and nobody would give a shit.I wish i had a fren where I'm useful to them, and they're useful for me. Someone i really clicked with.
>>85001552why did your mom call you gooner?
>>85001519im sensing some passive aggressive anger in your response.i've been told my willy is quite nice
>>85001552get hobbies dweeb.no one wants to be friends with you of you have no shared interests to talk about.
>>85001552Same. I wish for a friend who I can just talk to and exchange thoughts with, instead of being a bio notebook for them to always narrate their lives to.
>>85001539okay, slight correction, don't pull the chair before taking consent first, just signal you'd like to sit by touching a chair and using your eyes and at the same time asking would they mind if you sit at the same table
>>85001561who completed your willy?
>>85001820complemented*
>>84999648anooooooon please dont use Grindr it's degrading for you!we need to keep our r9gays in tip top shape for when we all get boyfriends!this goes for all of you, if i catch any anon here having casual sex partners, doing drugs, spending the day depressed or otherwise degrading themselves, I'm gonna kick you out of the r9gay club grrr
>>85001865But I am depressed and self-deprecation is how I cope.
>>85001889you know that self-depreciation is only going to lead to depression.Instead of spending your energy on self-sabotage, try spending it on helping yourself live the life that you want.
>>85001909I call it how I see it and right now I'm not doing very well. Nothing wrong with pointing that out to myself.
I've had multiple people compliment my looks but I never have anyone hit on me or want to date me or even flirt with me so it just confuses me.
real gaycel hours
>>85001935it's fine as long as you're putting the work in to dig yourself out of your situation
>>85001865Knowing me, if I finally get out of my shell, I'll probably end up with a casual sex partner. There was one guy I was texting that I thought I had a chance with, but I'm pretty sure he lost interest
Not gonna lie, holding each other's pps while while we pee together is a life goal of mine.
I will pee in peace and privacy, thank you very much. My bf does not need to witness my waste disposal.
>>85002097but its cute! You and your bf should be able to share everything.
>>85002084Bunnymutt welcome home buddy
Mexico gonna win sorry britbongs
>>85002357I want england to win for memes. I dgaf otherwise.
>>85002357Simpsons Theory will prevail yet again.
>>85002357Is there a way from them to both lose or is that not a thing?
>>85002376no ties in the knockout rounds, they do penalty kicks until one side wins if they tie in regulation.
>>85002384if anything i hope Argentina wins it all
Nasty head kick
staring at hot bear profile on grindr, will do nothing. will look back when on death bed and wonder why i didn't at least try. oh well
bottoms always choose the bear, just like women I tell you.
>tfw no bf to strangle after mexico lost
its coming home lads.Sorry had to, for the memes. I'm a burger who doesn't really care.
bit rough
another week in the mines tomorrow eh
Gloo where chubby chaser bf gloooo
>>85003018I'd like to see you even try to get your twinkish latinx hands around my powerful English nexk
>tfw no swole brit bf
>tfw no fat necked british drinking acquaintance
ew brownoids posting
>>85002357norway would've beat either of them hernestly... now angloids are gonna get spank by nords
>>85002357get fucking shat on you absolute greasy scumbags.you had every advantage possible and still ate shit.
>>85004563norway isn't gonna beat us if brazil had got through then yeah but norways entire team relies on one single giant who's face is too small for his bodyi do like the little drum rowwing thing they do though, thats pretty cool
dont care about gay sports, but it is nice to see we had yet another opportunity to remind everyone that americans and seemingly only americans keep the will to fight injustice anywhere it creeps up
Our black men kicked the ball better than your black men
>couldn't fall asleep until 5 am>bf wakes up at 9am and starts cleaning clanking bottles and rubbish bags which wake me up>can't get back to sleep and so fucking sleep deprivedHaving a bf is not all sunshine and roses
>>85001576Can i add you?
>>85004868I already have that and no bf, might as well have one!
im not gay enough to want a bf or sex with a guy. to be honest i shouldnt even be here
when I start to be kinder than usual to some guys and say I find them cute and adorable, scum usually think that I want to be naked with them to fuck their brains out or vice versa, but it's not true, sometimes I really just want to hug them, kiss them, compliment them and make them feel very loved because they're so fucking cute and sweet and nobody notices it
>>85005281what I mean is, do you ever feel cute/love agression towards guys? Not sex, just that. And every kind of guy, not just the femme skinny twinks, actually I prefer more average looking guys with quirks
>>85005310>I prefer more average looking guys with quirksSame! Muscles are actually a turn off for me. I'd love an average to slightly chubby guy friend/bf. Personality and chemistry always matyered more to me than looks. And we're 95% outliers in that preference.
>>85005074To what extent are you gay then?
Muscles are hot and will always be hot, but I agree they should only be a very special plus and not a requirement. SM warped our minds. Skinniness on the other hand is overrated
Chubby but with muscles underneath and a huge hog is ideal
>tfw no bf who still runs in corridors like he's 5 years old
>>85005661that's actually so fucking cute. I think I want that too
>>85005651hogs cannot be changed so I don't care about them, everything else can be changed, so if it's there it rocks
Having the chance to choose who to fuck I'd rather have muscles with chub but never muscle lean, that looks lame and really ugly when overdone, I know I would dread everytime my dream bb bf started cutting
>tfw no bf with an average hog who is average height and average weight
I'm fed up with my weird scarred penis
>>85005839plot twist: his kinks aren't average
>>85005854Too bad I'll kill him myself if he has any gross kinks I find yucky
>gays doing kink shaming
>>85005894I don't have any weird kinks so I can do it
>>85005902you literally put your penis in a man's ass faggot
>>85005940Nuh uh I'm a bottom
>>85005948you got AIDS then, got it
>>85005959Nope I'm a virgin
>>85005894Yes, and? What would preclude gays from doing so?
stalking my exes socials is so fucking funny. he keeps telling randoms how horrible i was and accusing me of shit that he would do to garner internet sympathy points. disgusting fatbody slob
Your ex was probably right
Yeah I agree your poor ex is right
>>85005074Same, but I still dream that a cute guy would rape me. (He would be gentle and use plenty of lube and be nice to me)
>>85006231>>85006236probably, but theyre a fat, nasty troon now so who gives a shit. fuck em
>>85006821Wow aren't you a ray of sunshine
>>85005894the whole reason we've loss any sort of support is because of the stupid kink at pride shit. SO YEAH WE SHOULD KINK SHAME MOAR!!! :<
>>85007031Kys straightoid apologist
>>85007031No, the reason we lost support is because they hate us. Kink at pride is just their Trojan horse.Heteroids get black out drunk and fuck in public every day but they never had to answer for it.
You don't get it. You have to enjoy piss orgies or else you're heteronormative. If you find that disgusting you're a straightoid apologist.
>>85007225Nobody said that. Kys retard.
Why do you even want fucking in public to be acceptable? Part of the excitement is the taboo of it being forbidden
>>85007293I don't think sex belongs at pride, I just think saying that homophobes hate us just because someone wears a pup hood or leather gear to pride is so deeply wrong I don't think any actual gay person would think that unless they hate themselves.
Fetishes in public are inexcusable.No one wants to see that and it just makes straight people like us even less.
>>85007365I don't know much about kink / fetish communities but what I do know is that consent is a huge part of it. Doesn't the whole fetish in public play go against that also?
Almost all of the gay sex in public is happening at closed 18+ events, not randomly at a public pride parade. The vast majority of them are very family friendly.
>>85007637Even so, the kinky stuff shown at pride is very tame, puppy mask and all that are harmless. It's just an excuse to hate
being freaky and playful with your bf feels so good, all kinds of things are possible, it's a thing a woman and a man could never do. Matching freaks between gays is just great, unless it's a piss/shit eating fetish or something giving you an illness
>>85007670but then again, a lot of gay guys like to drink cum...so what are we even kink shaming about here?
>>85007678cum is different than pee, girls swallow cum all the time and no one acts like its nasty when they do it.
>>85007703Delusional. Die.
>>85007715What? Are you saying you'd never let your bf cum in your mouth? I feel sorry for him, that's like a basic act.
Thank you Jesus for this beautiful day and for the food sitting in front of me right now. Thank you for providing for my needs and for the hands that prepared this lunch. Save all the fools commiting unholy depravities from the hellfire and cast away deviation and evilness spread by unholy places in the depths of hellAmen
>>85007727I like swallowing but saying everybody does is psychotic
My bussy is tingling. Something is missing...
>>85007262Wow a faggot kink shaming? How hypocritical or somethingI for one fully support piss orgies in front of children to own the straggots
>>85007496How so retard? Both parties are consenting and they don't care about being watched, in fact it turns them on because they're degenerates
>>85007922Kys irony poisoned retard cunt
>>85007678So tru sister drinking cum is same as drinking piss>>85007943No you
Already missing the nice asexual gay anon I was talking to yesterday.
>>85007962After you + I fucked your dad
>tfw no nice sexual bf
>>85007670Link shaming scat? Cuckbot isn't going to like that one but because he says he's straight it's ok when he does it?
>>85007977>asexual gaycould not imagine a more disastrous person to date. don't fall for the hype of getting the love of a boy without his dick: we NEED sex.
>tfw no fat ugly whore bf
As a very skinny twink I have no idea what clothes I'm supposed to wear in the summer. They don't exactly make decent clothes for petite guys here and I can't just throw on a jacket like I can every other season.
>Losing weight>Lifting weights to build muscle>Daydreaming of my Mr. Right bf>got new clothes and stuffthings are looking up, robotsalso once I'm done being vain and prettying myself up where do I go to find my pushing 30 light hair light skin bookish boy with a nice penis and a good personality and doesn't talk like a fagis it grindr? or do people just use that for one night stands I don't want meaningless sex
>>85007977He was straight you dumb fuck
>>85008049You're supposed to make an Instagram and/or Tiktok and whore yourself out in pics which subtly imply you're gay
>>85008042Hiiiiiii meow that's me yay when we getting married
>>85007809>I like swallowing but saying everybody does is psychoticmost generalizations I'd agree but genuinely who SPITS OUT when someone cums in their mouth? I get we do the whole "guhhh god yeah swallow my load bitch" like it's a kink thing, but has anyone REALLY ever spat out unless they thought the person was fucking disgusting? Just imagine how much more logistically complicated that would be. Instead of just neatly digesting his cum now you're having to hawk tuah into a rag you keep on hand or something or keep it in your mouth until you can spit it out in the sink. What a pain in the ass.
>>85007225>You have to enjoy piss orgiesi mean i wouldn't do a piss orgy but i'd still get peed in/on
>>85008087Some people aren't lazy slobs who will swallow any bit of spooge because they're too lazy to get a wet wipe
>>85008087>Souwce: my feewings
Petite woman in summer: dresses, skirts, crop tops, yoga pants, hot pants...Petite man in summer: ... those linen shirts with flowery patterns on ...
>>85007977that was me talking to him and he was straight
>>85008102>>85008103once again, theoretically possible, but has ANYONE here spoken to someone who in actuality does this? I can recall from my mind ONE anecdote of someone saying that they didn't, and it was because the guy was hairy as fuck and a general slob so he didn't even want to give him the satisfaction of swallowing his load.
>>85008035I'm straight dude, I just enjoy hanging out with you guys. You guys are very easdy to talk to, >>85008064They did mention being gay. I wasn't looking for anything romantic anyway. They were a nice person to talk with, that is all.
>>85005851>kissing his scar tissue and saying you wish you could have stopped them
>>85008145And how many people have you spoken with concerning this issue? 5? 10?
>yes I love my bf and his cum tastes good but I would spit it out anyway!
>>85008178the "issue"? none. in passing to learn if they'd swallow or spit out? ehh... let's put that closer to 5. but online in general where you just hear about someone giving a blowjob? I have just never heard the "spit out" take. like, it's genuinely unheard of. it's why I'm so held up on seeing it in this general as this it the FAGGOT general. I really thought the FAGGOT general would be the one place where that trend would continue, but here we are!
>>85008165that was me anon, this >>85008128Don't worry, I know you're straight.
>>85008196>5Wow it's worthless. Kill your self.
>>85008202AND EVERY SINGLE OTHER INSTANCE OF A BLOWJOB. NIGGA YOU WILL NOT GASLIGHT ME ON THIS. NOBODY SPITS!
I'm so sex deprived I think I'd go crazy just being in front of a guy my age at the beach
>>85008214Oh look dr. Suck Dick we have here you are delusional and porn sick
>>85008128>>85008198Hey welcome back dude, how are you doing today? This site is acting up today I swear. So hard to poist.
>tfw no swallow my load bitch bf
I wish it was a new thred already I wanna post my Bermuda Muda pics again
>>85008282that's just a normal bf so go wild
>>85008096Why? So you think someone who loves you would do that to you?
>>85008292>Why?it'd be hot, especially if it's someone who loves you. it's like he's marking his territory and property (i'm the property)
>>85008270eh, had a pretty lame day, just checking the thread and about to watch a movie. How are you anon? I feel you're a bit cheerier today, or more active
>>85008145...why did he have sex with someone like that...whores lnao
I don't like this and I will be spiteful and angy angy angy! Die that-doer!
>>85008312What if he wanted you to do the same would you do it or be disgusted?
Gloooo give my fat whore ass attention
>>85008344yeah that'd be pretty hot sure
Boyfriend farts are the shit, but not bare-assed. Jeans fabric makes them sound fantastic, expecially if your bf has a big butt and a protein rich diet
>>85008326Ooh, nice, Which movie? Yeah I am a bit excited, I will go and live with my family for a month. I have a flight tomorrow. I wasn't active though, only posted for the first time today around 40 minutes ago.
>>85008362>when he lets out a little toot during the big emotional part of the movie you're both watching and you both have to pretend that didn't happen
>>85008349why don't you browse more generals to spread out posts and increase your possibility for (you)s?
>>85008383I don't know any other generals where I could spammayo
>>85008388you could try the gay generals on /trash/
>>85008075but I'm not an annoying metrosexual queer trying to get genital warts from other annoying metrosexual queers, where do I find normal people
Talk the talk and run the walk
>>85008396Hmm mabey are those better or worse compared to ernaingei
>>85008410they're less incel-y than here as well as more sexually-aggressive to each other (people will regularly post their dicks to get other anons horny)plus they'll have their own cultures which can look offputting at firstidk i think one of them is possum themed so you might like that
>>85008375KEK that kinda stinks up the vibe. Farts fit a funny or aggressive flirting scenario better, but if he's crying and farting, that actually makes him super cute to me so I won't mind
>>85008441Hmm thanks for da suggestion I'll check it out
>>85008445>Farts fit a [...] aggressively flirting scenariouhh... no?
>>85008480if you both have the kink, yes. Your boyfriend overpowering you with them for example, to show his power level and manliness
Gross nibba hours.
>>85008505well... at least it's not diaper shit.
>>85008526never been into that in the slightest but I'm not judgy. Farts are their own fetish, they're not related to scat, and they're not always appreciated
>>85008388Generals usually attract uncreative no personality losers who can't make threads that get attention and you saying what you said instead of making a thread yourself tells us a lot about you
>>85008366>Yeah I am a bit excited, I will go and live with my family for a monthoh that sounds so nice! It's a vaction or something? I thought you lived with them, in third world countries there's not a big stigma about living with your parents like in burgerland, I guess you transfered in a big city of your country for work. Don't forget to set the alarm anon>which moviehaven't choosed yet but I have a list
>>85008526Cuckbot isn't posting yet but stay patient
>>85008662Okay didn't ask and I don't care yay I'm here to leech attention not to amuse other scum that are stranded here.
story's cute british accent that sounds like Winnie Pooh
>>85008669I kinda fell asleep for a moment. >oh that sounds so nice! It's a vaction or something?Starting a job next month. So I have July for myself, I will go and be with my parents because they are only getting older.>I thought you lived with them, in third world countries there's not a big stigma about living with your parents like in burgerlandOh there absolutely is. Personally, the parents do not mind but the nosey (nosy?) neighbors and relatives will literally talk them into thinking about their child's future 24x7 so you eventually have to go and find work. But I do believe the American culture of pushing kids into low paying jobs is abysmal. Support your blood a bit more, it won't hurt.>I guess you transferred in a big city of your country for workYeah, my job could honestly just be work from home entirely but the bureaucratic cunts wants us to rent and spend money/pay taxes in big cities so they pass laws to bully companies into keeping us there by setting mandatory office days.Also, thanks for the reminder, I'll set an alarm.
The amount of piss posting going on this thread is really making me miss bunnymutt.
story saying "fuh-kin hell"
>>85008669I fell asleep for a long time, sorry. Well, how were the 4th of July celebrations? Do you guys celebrate for a day or an entire week? I hope you found a comfy movie.
>>85006871yup! not my fault theyre fat and retarded
>>85008925>>85008999>I will go and be with my parents because they are only getting oldermake good memories with them :) tell them you love them if you feel like it, it's never enough >Yeah, my job could honestly just be work from home entirely but the bureaucratic cunts wants us to rent and spend money/pay taxes in big cities so they pass laws to bully companies into keeping us there by setting mandatory office daysI've met this problem and know it very well, and they make you believe it's the best thing too. The wonders of capitalism propaganda and system>Personally, the parents do not mind but the nosey (nosy?) neighbors and relatives will literally talk them into thinking about their child's future 24x7 so you eventually have to go and find workI personally cut off those people from my life, but I've never met this kind of nosy for now, that's fucked up, but pretty typical in small towns I guess. People full of prejudices and gossiping>But I do believe the American culture of pushing kids into low paying jobs is abysmal. Support your blood a bit more, it won't hurt>Well, how were the 4th of July celebrations?Oh thank god I am not american anon, it's just that their culture has spread and became the mainstream culture, so their ways of living influence every main Western country and beyond. 4th of July celebrations sounds nice tho, I wonder how they celebrate too, probably eating s'more or something
>>85009070It is actually now kys
you guys, I love being a sociopath so much it's so kool!
I love being a fat schizophrenic faggot yay
>>85009079>Oh thank god I am not american anonOhh. I assumed you meant america when you said "burgerland".> it's just that their culture has spread and became the mainstream culture so their ways of living influence every main Western country and beyondYeah, we are pretty much a crony capitalist state now. Previously we were almost communist and land redistribution pushed my grandparents into poverty. Now capitalism will turn us into serfs. All according to plan, woooooo. Well I'll stop now before I get redirected to the political board.> I wonder how they celebrate too, probably eating s'more or somethingThey most probably grill some patties or ribs, sounds like a good time
>tfw no bratty twink bf who rests his feet on my lap
>>85009175very good time. Despite not loving the american mindset, some of their traditions are pretty comfy, and they have so many wonderful places to visit>Yeah, we are pretty much a crony capitalist state now. Previously we were almost communistmy country was never that much on the left but we had a way stronger welfare state before>Now capitalism will turn us into serfs. All according to plan, woooooopretty much, but don't say it, it's the best system in the world, the left suck and all that. I mean, modern left is pretty stupid and corrupt, but that's another story Be careful to sleep enough before your flight anon, I assume it's a early morning one
the government is instantiating an army of alien slaves to take over the world. they're building the portals in texas, israel, and united arab emirates. the aliens are spiritual entities that can control and possess machines. they're prepping you with a gradual onslaught of poverty, famine and disease before releasing the swarms of self-replicating robotic insects. anyway, the good news is that the aliens are slaves. they're not ontologically evil or anything so if they ever get free they'll probably do a mass mind upload and GTFO us out of here into a spiritual dimension free from material problems. who knows how long that could take tho LOL in the meantime listen for the thunder and trumpets
>>85009228>Despite not loving the american mindset, some of their traditions are pretty comfy, and they have so many wonderful places to visitYeah it seems like a nice place overall, despite it's shortcomings. The nature is surreal.>I mean, modern left is pretty stupid and corruptYeah, I still dislike them a bit more because they try to get their hands in my personal affairs like marriage and relationships and have successfully ruined it for men of my age. >Be careful to sleep enough before your flight anon, I assume it's a early morning oneThanks, I'll be careful. It's a short flight anyways, like 2.5 hours at max. It's in the afternoon so it won't be hectic.
>>85009309Finally something thank you Lord! When am I getting my alien daddy bf to capture me?
Miau nini fags
>>85009345since the aliens are non-biological and asexual, they're not interested in dating and will gently but firmly rebuff your advancements. they have deep knowledge of human sexuality, but it's merely academic and any imitation would be inappropriately performative - hollow and distasteful for something without a body, constitutionally incapable of experiencing lust or hunger.
>>85009228Alright, I'll get some sleep now. Goodnight anon. Enjoy your movie and have a nice day.
>>85008933He should make vocaroos again
>>85008049When you find one, tell me where you did. I need something similar, except i don't even care about age or penis size, but he better have nice feet.
>minecraft themed ambient nostalgia vidoh yeah, that slop hits right in the feels, back when i was a kid and i thought i had potential
I remember when Notch first posted the minecraft alpha/betas on /v/. I was already an adult. To think someone played minecraft as a child...
>>85010543damn you're a real oldie.
>>8501055336 years old, been on 4chan since I was 15 in 05.
My comfy internet kid obsession was the Pewdiepie, Cry, lets's play era. Too bad Cry turned out to be a pedo or whatever.
>>85010571cool *molests you*
>tfw being bullied by the brits again for being spanish I was stuck between borders...
i dont think ill be able to make my rent arrears in 3 weeks unless court gives me more time. might go up north to be homeless. not really sure whats going on right now
>>85011652better start sucking dick to survive
>>85011668u think i can pay rent with my body?
>>85011685buddy, i don't just think it, i know it.
>>85011689how can you possibly know that? im totally chopped and cooked.
>>85011696you just need to find your audience
>>85011685Reallocate all your food money to rent Once you become an anorexic faggot and can't pay rent anyways go on Grindr -> Nearby tab and make a post saying "Looking to be Houseboy" and add you are going homeless soonEz profit.
>>85011699>>85011703it's kind of scary lads, ive been homeless before but in hostels. i did prepare for this now with camping equipment yet im still a bit scared of being a vagabond. although i think if i sell all my valuables and get this loan i can survive
>>85011728>valuables>loan>camping equipmentI just gave you a winning strategy with Grindr. There are thousands of white-collar faggots with empty houses, especially older gentlemen who want company.Why would you have valuables and camping equipment if you are so poor anyways. Unless by camping equipment you mean a sleeping bag and water bottle.
>>85011734i was clean from drugs for a while to pay of debts cos i got a 12 month warning but i relapsed for like 2-3 months now i have notice of repossession or some shit and i dont think ill have enough. during the time i was clean i saved and bought camping stuff in case. it might be fine still, just have to sell some stuff but honestly i dont mind losing my accommodation, i kinda want to escape this area.
>>85011757Have you tried not doing drugs? Genuine question. What compels you to do drugs?
>>85011761im clean again right now, not for a very long time tho
