Englands second city edish. Why is Birmingham so irrelevant for a city of its size?
Lollers fears MB. We need him back to kick the last paedophile finally out.
>>85022705it's like 80% muslim, the local council is 100% corrupt and the entire city is bankrupt. The only thing going for it is that we can test out the first line of "Robocop" humanoid law enforcement robots there.
Lollers laughs at the theatrics and drama of grown men on and anonymous anime website.
>>85022705Nu breadingshiresPhwoarX
A normal person would never assault another person. For Lollers it's apparently not a big deal. He has two convictions (among other things). Makes you wonder what else he is capable of.
Today I will go to Aldi and I will take a 30% off sticker off a product and stick it on one that I am buying that should be full price. You have no idea what I am capable of. I am evil incarnate.
>>85022871A normal person wouldn't be so invested in strangers on a niche online forum.
>>85022910A normal person wouldn't defend a literal paedophile on a niche online forum.
>>85022919Correct. That's why I'm not defending him. Just saying you're a mong for caring so much about strangers, every day.
Luv sniffing a woman's arse i do
>>85022947Into scat? Gross
Am an arse man, me
Arse connoisseur
Count Binface is only funny to people who use the word 'cockwomble' unironically
>>85023049Hes still going, Ive gotta respect the commitment to some degree
Hot dogs for lunch today x
>>85023049Watching that little bin mong on GMB.
R has graduated and I am still a shut-in.
Know a pretty cute rose that dropped out of uni and now serves sausage rolls. I would not judge her by her choices in life. It's a shame girls judge the lads so harshly.
Love turkish food me i do
>>85023112Not me lad. I would move to Turkey if I could. Got to be better than England these days.
>>85023125Do you speak turkish? Reckon in the bigger cities they speak english.
Any point bothering to improve life and slave away in a job you are most likely going to hate more than being a dosser? I just think it'll all be for nothing. I won't get the girlfriend, I won't ever be able to travel too.
>>85023133I only speak English lad. Being multilingual isn't really that special these days. Lots of people outside the UK will be.
Really wish I had a desk. Laptop on cardboard boxes, nowhere to rest my arms. So I'm crouched over like a hunchback and the space above my knees is bruised from the constant elbows stuck in them. I can't move it freely either as no battery any more. Right pisstake. It's going on 20 years old now this laptop.
>>85022743This MB is a NONCE himself. Probably just a poster pretending.Is there any actually proof this person exists and posts here? Proper proof, not just words online. I can levitate and I have the power of telekinesis.
Deport asylum seekers immediately. Too many dangerous ones coming into our country. Why the fuck does this keep happening?
>>85023179>not just words online.There is an infamous picture
>>85023210So, no proof. OK. What was it, a mochino shirt, a pikeys brother, big dog. Just more gimmicks, probably by the resident gimmick spammer, and then samefagging till the dullards lap it up.
Shan't be posting any more gimmicks as it upsets certain posters here.
In my thirties and never worked a day in my life. How do I into work with crippling autism? Too scared to go off bennies, I still have bills to pay, and it's not like an employer will give me a trial that doesn't impact my bennies. Just feel like I'm fucked to be honest. Don't even think I could hold a job but feel ashamed for not. Suicide?
>>85023286One can live womfortably on bennies though
>>85023293Yeah but it's not a sure thing and it'll eventually be cut even more, just feeling very depressed about it all. Wish I didn't have a breakdown in uni, maybe if I toughed it out I'd be successful. Though if I couldn't even hack uni, who says I'll hack a job?
Me? Welper
>>85023342Based welper
>spend 30 quid on a t shirt in HMV>get my size, medium>get home and put it on>the fit is atrocious>check the label>made in IndiaThe scam never ends.
Spaffed all over me tummy. It Wednesday x
Bantu bum boys
SSM got that England shirt and it's lush xhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2LH1WxQ8Css
>>85023384How can a man on benefits afford 90 quid on a t-shirt?
VISITOR Q BLU-RAY ANNOUNCEDRED ALERTNOT A DRILLCORRRRRRRRRRR BASED RADIANCE
>>85023395Reckon he's had his top rate PIP reinstated. Rightly so too imo.
>>85023397crossy will be delighted
>>85023395Trust fund
>>85023395Why are these shirts even 90 pounds? Probably costs less than 1 pound to make.
Moriah Mills riding my little dick corr
Deano making mum watch me getting gaped x
Reform putting their resident bint Laila Cunningham on Politics Live. She's taking offence at Count Binface. LMAO. Stupid WHORE!
>>85023501Does she get a gaping as well?
Off work in 60, garn straight to bed, knackered af x
ive been hit with a big bag of 'what's the point'. absolutely reeling
>Having now conducted a full reconsideration of the decision dated 7 October 2025, taking into account your appeal, your grounds of dispute, your additional written representations, and all the evidence now available, I have decided to revise the decision and lapse the appeal in your favour.we gettin those bennies back, boys.
>>85023573For anxiety or ADHD? You'll be down the dole office soon enough little lad.
>>85023573after how many hours of fasting does autophagy start
>>85023582>For anxiety or ADHD? yes.>>85023587you probs know this, it's not good. you go all shaky, it's like being drunk without the fun, your muscles hurt.i am not even slim atm because the first thing i go to is sweets/bread. i was a skeleton a couple years ago, 3-4 days without eating at a time. and yeah yeah the human body can go weeks (starvation must be slow and horrible, even painful ways to actually die are at least over and done with).you're in no rush, just eat fewer (and i do mean fewer) calories.
>>85023573>we gettin those bennies back, boys.Gerrin! Nice one, mate. Any mention of back payments?
>>85023603it's a long letter (they accept it was a disagreement, i complied with all the steps quickly, it was a misunderstanding and a mistake on their part, blahblahblah).it doesn't specifically say 'you will be backpaid' but it does say >I am satisfied you are entitled to Universal Credit from when your previous claim was closed. Since you were entitled up until 6 August 2025, your claim will be reinstated from 6 August 2025.ohmydays
>>85023615I'm glad you are getting a happy ending to that chapter Sisyphus.
As for me? Almost paid off my Credit Union loan and that is lush.
>>85023615Phwoaaaar nearly a year of backpayments coming your way my leeeeeeeeeeeed
As for me? PIP secured. Not tippy top like some lids, though.
>>85023625many thanks friendmostly surprised they actually responded to the particulars, saying they noted i made EXTRA efforts to address the clarity of the passport photograph with additional photographs etc. etc.it's like old days, actually talking to a human. how it should be, really.
>>85023633Until 2032? Are you severely disabled or something?
Mum? Gaped? She taught me everything I knows. She was the wunderland snowbunny for the longest time and that is lush x
>>85023648NHS diagnoses autism, over 30, lots of supporting evidence. They probably figure I'm a lost cause. Depressing really. Still, pays me bills.
AI thumbnails need to stop. The games well and truly gone.
and now the postie is here!plsplspls...
What is a snowbunny?
Spaffed just now mePhwoarX
>>85023637Yes, having been to a tribunal for DLA years ago it was the only time i felt i was dealing with actual people who could make weighted logical descisions. I'm waiting for my tribunal for PIP now even though i have full LCWRA, it's been coming up to two years for a tribunal appointment (major city).
>>85023690white woman who is attracted to or dates Black men
>>85023690Snow = cocaine
Welper noshing me off
I find myself looking at a lot of furry and pokemon porn lately. God help us all.
>>85023736I care about u x
Keep thinking David Lammy is gonna get his own back and gunk Sir Keir.
>>85023697glad it worked out lad. same goes for >>85023633-san.hope the PIP tribunal works out too (even if it takes months and months - that seems standard going by posts online).maybe we're at the end of an era. everyone get your bureaucracy in NOW before the robots take over!
Welper giving me that succy succy fuccy fuccy boom boom
>>85023450Because idiots will pay 90 quid for them
>4th electric razor this year has died>2nd vacuum has diedfuck me man this is beyond ridiculous, what is it with electronic products lasting 2 seconds these days? I babied the fuck out of my last electric razor so it wouldn't die but no matter what I did it just now refuses to turn on. Not sure how I'm supposed to shave now because I use the electric one first to thin out the density then I go in with an actual razor. Just wasting money on chinese tat that doesn't work unless I spend 400 quid for some premium shite.
well, there's my life sorted for the foreseeable future.'sometimes the darkness is darkest before the light'- Shadow the Hedgehog
This one goes out to all the loyalists xBut I don't care what they say, I'm in love with DeanoHe try to pull out my batty, but he don't know the truthMy arse is crippled by the cocks that I keep on takingYou spaff inside me, and IKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkI keep shittin'I keep, keep shitting spunkKeep shittin'Keep, keep shitting spunkYou spaff inside mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_weSk0BonM
>>85023778maybe its the batteries? the only reason i ever upgrade my phone is because the battery no longer holds charge. the phone itself works perfectly
seasideMARK morning uploafs.wow what an experience deee lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fLGF5lnTh8
>Obsession.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H264.MP4-BTMcor. nice to see that BenTheMen are still around, mind you.caving to the memes. will give this an honest shake. biggest gender wars pop culture event since The Stepford Wives (1975) x
>>85023573I prayed for you a few months ago mr wonky lad I'm glad it worked out for you in the end my friend.
>>85023840Your balance is: 96 quid and pennies...>Waheyyy! I can spend 90 on an England shirt "To blend in"How does he think this makes sense to anyone but himself.
>>85023615>I am satisfied you are entitled to Universal Credit from when your previous claim was closed.I'm no expert, but that looks like monies you were entitled to were not paid, and you should receive them in a back payment. Sweet.
>>85023852thank you very much friends
>>85022705Last time I was in Birmingham city centre, I witnessed a homeless junkie lying on the pavement in some spastic position like a frozen zombie, another junkie pissing in a boarded up shop entrance, some guy with blood pouring from his head either from falling over or from being attacked while another junkie ranted and raved about "the fucking popo", I witnessed all this in a 10-minute walk to New Street Station
>>85023865The thing is, people like him are more likely to buy counterfeit items, so they might as well just buy a good quality fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LH1WxQ8Css
maybe it is the chemicalsmaybe it is the letterbut i am experiencing a sensation that could be described as pleasant oh yes
I'll sleep naked. It's too hot. So I've got me shorts on, right? I've got me shortssand I take me shorts off and put them side of the bed on the floor. So I've gone to bed. I've put me shorts on thefloor, right? Had a cup of tea. Uh,who did I watch on YouTube? Um, anyway, I watched a bit of YouTube. Then then I went went to bed.I woke up this morning.When I got out of bed, I thought, "Wow, I'm alive. Wow.There's a pair of [ __ ] pajama bottoms on top of me shorts.Blue pajam blue pair blue pajam pajama pajama pajamason top of me shorts. I thought, what the [ __ ] is that? I've been using these. [ __ ] I don't use them to the winter.And they was folded up on top of me shorts. If I wasn't wearing them [ __ ] pajama, but I've been wearing shortsand I'm looking around in me piles of clothes.Nothing's [ __ ] out the ordinary. So why is a [ __ ] pile of pajam a pair of pajama bottoms on top of me shorts? I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.I'm wearing [ __ ] shorts.I'm actually wearing shorts. So when I took them off to get into bed, my shorts was on the floor.wanted his pair of [ __ ] p There's a pair of pajama bottoms on top of me shorts for what the [ __ ] is them?I'm not wearing pajama bottoms. They must have been a pile of clothes.How come they doing on the How did that them pair of pajama bottoms get on the [ __ ] floor?Somebody must have pulled them off the pile of clothes and put them on the floor. So I checked the [ __ ] door.The door's locked. The windows are locked.It's like when I lived at Cornraftoft, someone pissed in one of them shoes. I had a pair of Timberland shoes, boatshoes, and uh one shoe was wet, the other shoe was [ __ ] bone dry. People said I got up sleepwalking and pissed in them.
Not reading all that shit bid lad
>>85023922Why did he have pajama bottoms near his bed when he sleeps naked?
>>85022705Might as well ask why Kabul, Addis Ababa and Caracas are so irrelevant despite their sizes.
>>85023573>>85023602>>85023615This is happening ten thousand times a day, and not uncommonly to FOTB gimmiegrants.We're so fucking over lmao.
>>85024126Out of this world dependent ratios. After living here for five years they become fully entitled to all benefits (and before then they are able to access some anyway since NRTPF is full of loopholes like 'vulnerability').People should literally be in prison for bringing this shit into being.
I'm a NEET, but genuinely not by choice. I can't even get unpaid work.
Me? Sucking on Deanos smeggy post gym pre shower willy x
>>85024232Suck my cock lid, that's some good unpaid work. Meal included (my cum).
>>85024184>branded shocking by the ConservativesWho brought them all in, Boris?
Remember the Iran war?Remember Clavicular?Remember the tariffs?Remember RAM prices?
The new GITS is fucking great, so refreshing to get actual colour in an anime these days instead of the typical washed out bland colour palette we get.
Going to be getting a nice pegging tonight lads x
>>85024335Looks like there's two people living in her legs and they're trying to escape through her arse cheeks.
Corrrrrrrrrr, it's fucking hot today! Even in Norn Iron, not as bad as Londonistan, though. All the stinky BAMEs must fart like cows and make it warmer. Oh aye.
>>85024505Staying indoors and keeping my body temperature down aren't I
>>85024335if hadrians wall had cellulite
Sweating in these nappies today it not right at all x
>>85024508Good idea. I have my blackout curtains DRAWN like a good boy. Still hot, though. Got that chilled water and diet cola (Tesco style) on TAP! Hotdogs for dinner I reckon tbqh, maybe start season two of The Shield.
I've gotten really into female buttholes recently. Anal used to disgust me but when I reached my 30s something triggered in my brain.
>>85024570Anal is the only sex act that actually means anything. It's the only thing that shows that a woman considers you 'the one'. If she's not giving you her butt then she's just not that into you.
>>85024596Or she doesnt because she's not a weirdo degenerate anon lmaoFemale butt sex -> Gay buttsecks pipeline is real.
>>85024610>Female butt sex -> Gay buttsecks pipeline is real.Is it? How could you possibly know? Sounds like bullshit to me, but oh well. I've shagged plenty of girlarse but have absolutely no desire to have sex with a man. Maybe that's just you exposing your repressed homosexual feelings?
I took a long walk early this morning with some podcasts and it took way longer than I thought, didn't get back til 10 and got a little sunburnt, ouch.Had a hot shower and put some moisturiser on my arms face and neck, it feels much better now.Lyrica and some youtube now. Love being a friendless neet loser, guess someone has to do it.
120 minute nap finished
>Mums got the dryer on when it's 28 degrees outside
>>85024697Her house her rules, little lad
SFV coming in handy. Some modification needed I think, but I'm not as warm and wound up.
Corrrr, Chainsmokee Cat is bretty good. Love watching a catgirl squirt liquid muck out of her arsehole.
>>85024722I bet it fucking stinks in your hovel
I need a wokkle wokkle a wokkle is what I need oh aye x
they put the 6 7 kid in fortnite
Mmmmmm food makes pig big belly get bigger and bigger mmmmmm
>looking through snapchat contacts>hey it's that random cute shy girl I've seen before>maybe I should add her and say hello>6500+ followersWhat the actual fuck
o we are rolling in it.comfy chairGhost in the Shellcosy.
catgirl shit probably fucking stinks
Female pubic region
Kev at the rear Deano at the front it a lush experience x
>>85024931Don't care, I'd love to watch a catgirl squat, raise her tail, and shit all over the floor. Corrrr, it lush. You never see male cats with their balls very often do you? They have big balls.
>>85024722I remember your posts about making this vest does it actually work?
>>85025098I am cooler, but would be better if could get some gel packs to put in the bit where kevlar material can go.But yes, not super cold, but not as warm as I would be.
Foid fanny hole
Need some moneyI wonder if I should go to the casino
I just want shit to be calm tbqh.
Total paedophile death simple as.
>>85025255Were you abused as a child anon?
>>85025206You miss all the shots you dont take anon, go for it
Fink i've wecuperatedX
>>85025264Nope, I just think paedophile should be put to death. Simple as really. Do you have a problem with that?
Did not eat anything today and went to Muay Thai. Big mistake. Crashed on the mats during clinch sparring. Really got fucked up.
>Nope, I just think paedophile should be put to death. Simple as really. Do you have a problem with that?Holy ESL lad!
>>85025320Define paedophile. Not a stupid question. Some people meanA) Someone sexually attracted to pre pubescent children B) Someone who has acted on that dues and abused a prepubescent childC) someone attracted to someone under the age of consent in their country (18 or 16 depending on where you live). Which one gets the rope?
Get me to that wokkle bank xantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
Really upset the paedos haven't I
>>85025337>Which one gets the rope?NTA but I suggest all of them
Consider the following.To stop paedophiles abusing children we create a virtual reality game for paedos where they can act out their desires. Good or bad solution?
See, if I posted something like>I just think that losers should be put to death. Simple as really. Do you have a problem with that?And then others started to point out legitimate issues with insane sweeping statements like that, I could just follow up with "Haha, really upset the losers haven't I?" and it would be just as retarded.
>>85025346If a 19 year old has sex with a 17 year they should be killed?
Oh yes I have haven't I
>>85025347Isn't the single biggest indicator of whether someone is going to actually act on their impulses the amount of CP they consume? In that sense this sort of 'no victims' approach to letting these people have access to fictional content results in the opposite effect. They consume the content and seek out more and more to keep chasing the high until eventually they decide to act on it IRL.
>>85025340Mongs here defending paedos wouldn't say the same in public because they'd get battered for it
>>85025360Honestly, I have no idea. I imagine if we came up with a super realistic VR experience for nonces they would be satiated.
Back on the weed again but a different dealer this time
>>85025373But they wouldn't, that's sort of what the trends show. It's like saying why don't we let heroin addicts just use a bit of heroin to satiate them.
>>85025373You are projecting your paedo dreams to the wrong audience lad
>>85025364Tbqh until very recently men in their 20s dating teenage girls was pretty normal. Remember back circa 2009 I knew a gay lad who was 16 whose bf was 26! It certainly raised eyebrows but his parents were fine with it.Same year the school hot girl who had just turned 15 got a bf in his 20s. He used to pick her up in his car and all the girls was jealous.My cousin got a 21 year old bf when she was 14 I think. Her parents were fucking livid and terrified. I think he was actually sectioned for mental health though. The 00s was a fucking different world tbqh. Something weird shifted in the 2010s.
>>85025396until very recently a lot of things were pretty normal, doesn't mean those things were good
>>85025396This. Like if you're actually just straight up raping a fucking child then you need to be hanged. But teens dating older people is perfectly fine. They know what they're doing, they're sexually active and that's fine. In fact, people claim that there's a 'power imbalance' and that's why it's wrong. Ignoring the fact that it's an extremely marxist talking point they get it totally backwards. The young person has all the power in those relationships for two reasons: 1) they're younger and therefore more attractive and so the older person doesn't want to lose them, and 2) one call to the police and the older person's life is completely ruined.
Sickening some of these paedos ITT
>>85025406Paedos are backwards
>>85025406Yeah but it shows you how fucking feeble and subjective our conception of morality is. Everyone is just looking at which way the wind it blowing and jumps on the bandwagon and pretends they always agreed that X thing is right or wrong. Morality reduced to fashion basically. 50 years from now if society decides noncing is fine you will go along with it because like most people you copy others.
Noncing is wrong and if you can't accept that then you should be roped with the rest of the nonces.
>>85025435I agree, but a 16 year old dating someone in their 20s is not noncing by any principled stance, unless you're an actual subhuman retard who believes all the fucking bollocks about how 'brains don't "mature" until you're 25' or whatever the fuck.
Working on the sabbath is wrong and if you cannot accept that then you should be roped with the other sabbath workers.
>>85025441In future, leftists will try to raise the age of sexual consent to 25.
heatwaves comes back all of a sudden and now I feel a bit ill, was normal earlier and now its hot and humid as fuck
Scenario. An alien visit Earth and wants to find out your Earth customs and taboos. He asks you why paedophilia is bad. What is your response?
I'd spark him out for noncing
>>85025469*except for muslims
Kay Carter for me she is lush
You try to spark the alien out for noncing but you are immediately kidnapped, stripped naked and probed on the UFO. The aliens take you back to their home planet where you are placed in a zoo. The aliens take great pleasure in watching you shit and piss and being fed through a tube. The alien audience want you to wank for their entertainment. Aliens bring their kids along with snacks for the show.How do you explain to the alien kids and their parents that in your culture this is not appropriate viewing for alien kids and why?
>>85025098I took it off, and now get warm again.SFV mkI is a success.
Wouldn't happen because I'd have sparked him out clean already
>>85025497>except for muslimsHonestly this is really the only way to defeat a woke person and get them to back down. Just yell racist at them. Especially if you say structurally racist or some bullshit like that. Say that Muhammad has sex with a 9 year old they are imposing their white morality on others. Unironically the will back down if you just yell racist enough.
>>85025476Paedophilia is bad for a number of reasons. The primary one being that it is a horrific ordeal for the child to endure; no child enjoys being raped. Other reasons include the inability for children to consent, the lasting psychological trauma on the child which makes normal life difficult if not impossible, the anguish of the parents of the child upon learning of the act and the fact that it is societally abnormal which humans use as a heuristic barometer for approved behaviours stemming from an evolutionary basis of being social creatures.I can go into more detail if you'd like, Mr Alien. However, one thing to note, that paedophilia concerns acts upon children and as such teenagers having consensual sex with older people has not generally been considered paedophilia historically speaking and only really became an issue in the last 20-30 years mainly due to contemporary socio-political concerns rather than some genuine organic shift in considerations by the population.Hope that helps x
Sparked out and taken to the wokkle bank to give our HHL a well earned rest
>>85025509>You try to spark the alien out for noncing but you are immediately kidnapped, stripped naked and probed on the UFO.Pegginglad over the moon at this
You and prime Amber Heard are kidnapped by aliens. Both stripped naked and probed, you are placed in a zoo. Aliens gawp in awe at you. The alien guards want you to breed with Amber for entertainment and also to produce more baby humans for entertainment. If you do not breed with Amber they will castrate/neuter you and you can never go home. Amber is depressed and scared. If you fuck Amber (against her will) you will keep your balls and be allowed to go home. The aliens are willing to drug Amber so you can fuck while she sleeps. Would you do it?
this website is growing increasingly uncomfy
>>85025549"Yeah I guess, don't worry about the drugs though mate, not my first rodeo"
>Anon anon the aliens gave an injection and now I feel so sleepy>A anon w w what are you doing?
>>85025549Corr go on that lad, any of you alien lads want to join in?
>>85024904some girl i worked with about 12 years ago had 1,000 + frens on facebook
"Oh whoops, sorry alien lad, I accidentally shagged her arse instead of her pussy. Guess we'll need to try again tomorrow. I'll get it right next time I promise."
Tbqh being in an alien zoo might be quite fun if they gave me a harem of hot human women to fuck in my container. Just like a gorilla or orangutan in our zoos. They keep the males separate. Just get fed all day and fuck and climb trees and have the aliens take pictures of my cock.
Ok lads new Britfeel game. You are kidnapped and stuck in an alien zoo. Which other females do you want in your zoo sex harem? You get to choose 5.
>>85025579Probs the funniest shit I've seen ITT for weeks
Grub's up. CBA washing cutleru.
>>85025602In one word. DRY.
>>85025599I do it for (you) de lid x
Pop the grand cru
>>85025597Just some fucking porn sluts desu, at least then I know the sex would be decent. Lots to choose from, but I'd probably go for:>Jada Stevens>Kelly Divine>Kristina Rose>Katja Kassin>Phoenix MarieAll in their prime years ofc. What can I say? I just love big arses.
>>85025597wops, ruth, anastasia kingsnorth, emma cruises
Why is it that incels gate keep the age gap between two consenting adults?
>>85025607In thirteen words, you lot always say that but don't know as you're not eating it.
What explains the 'britfeel t'? Scientists are still pondering the distribution of personalities.
>>85025659Lollers just having to be different and break the trend
I hate my fucking life, it's fucking unbearable.
Sky Blues has got to be one of the worse nicknames in sports, like they wanted to be the Blues but the name was already taken
>>85025659That's a shit image lad. Ebin was emotional af, and also bummed Tilde potentially. Titlod made a grand total of ~ a handful of posts. One person on twice as well.Put some effort in lad.
>>85025678What a fat ugly cow what sort of man finds these pigs attractive?
Get me the buffest hardest Deano in wunderland to the wokkle bank this fucking instant x
Me? Putting the SFV back on.
Is this the thread where everyone pretends (just like people in england do IRL) that the muslim invasion doesnt exists and that the people in charge are not in on it?Am I in the right jolly ol' thread?
>Yeah actually I wouldn't fuck Angela White, nah, what a fucking uggo pigJust stop, this routine is so fucking tiresome
>>85025709It's a form of cope. He's an ugly freak boxroom dosser loser so he knows angela wouldn't even spit on him if he was on fire, so he makes these grand claims about how she isn't actually hot or whatever as a vicarious way to take back control over the situation. It's really quite pathetic.
What a grim fatty
Porn has fried the brains of the unwashed x
>>85025206Wouldn't mind filling both of Lum's holes.
>>85025722It's a jewish invention made to control the cattle and erode traditional family values.
>alien lands on earth>convince him humans are self-sufficient and we eat our poop>give him a shitdogcorrr
Let's be honest, Angela White is overweight, and she has a butterface. Also, her accent is annoying as fuck. Would I fuck her? Yup, but she wouldn't be my first choice.
Incels saying that a fertility goddess is an uggo, ah yes a classic britfeel gimmick
>WHAT AN UGLY PIG BITCH, I WOULDN'T FUCK HER IF SHE BEGGED ME!
>>85025789She's much hotter than Ms. Piggy (Angela White).
Porn addicts on a meltdown
>What a fucking gross flabby sack of shit. Actually makes me want to be sick looking at her. Having sex with her is the worst thing I have ever imagined.
Is greentext mong the porn addict? LMAO
>THANK CHRIST I CAN'T SEE HER UGLY FUCKING MUG, FUCK ME HER BODY IS ATROCIOUS, WHERE IS HER FUCKING SHAME?!
Mum doesn't let me wear feminine tops
>>85025850Well are you a boy or a girl? One is way weirder than the other.
>>85025810Looks that way doesn't it
>>85025806LMAO, this is the dumbest example. This bitch looks like she's wearing three diapers.
>>85025852A goy x
Disgusting slob that uggo obese foid
Lets keep the goonbait to a minimum please lads, this may be a yellow board but it's a blue thread x
She's a mudshark too
Britfeel: a noncing community
>>85025875>mudsharkincel lingo
>>85025875Absolutely jewish and grim
Jews won lol
>>85025901I'm a nonce not an incel
>>85025875Who? Angela White? Well, yeah no shit, she's a pornstar they're all paid to fuck guys they don't exactly get a say in who.
sex is for women.i want to build something.
Went from 12.5 stone to 10 stone in 3 months just eating oats and chicken lol
sex is for normiesi want to wank
One night with Deano would set you all straight x
trannies with their willies out
Waraoke time tonight lids xxYou were Deano you were throwing wokklesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from HelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
>>85025820Imagine sucking a wet fart out of that
Some real big copes going on ITT around lads who know they can't get sex so try to convince themselves and others that they don't want it LMAO. Okay, sure buddy.
small veiny apu cocks
Carer abduls big veiny cock
>>85026420I'm terrible with other people in general. I'm sure I wouldn't know what to do, and ultimately wouldn't like it that much.
I remember that what an experience
>>85026606RS3 looks so... I dunno. They still got Squeal of Fortune and all that bollocks?
dedicates this to all the dead lads and to a much much lesser extent the apus that died in the feelshire civil warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubu0qV4btQI
lovely to have a lovely wank from time to time. Clears out the sewers in your brain.
>>85026704They took it out a few months ago
There is a fine line between a lovely wank and a grim wank.
>>85022705I hate my fucking job and I am going to get hammered tonight. Might just buy a hip flask and start drinking during the day,
why is the song mr brightside so beloved lads
Spunk on me (Spunk on me)Spunk on me (Spunk on me)I'll be gapedIn a cock or twooooooooooAnd that is how it shoulds be xhttps://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
>>85026852Easy to sing along to I guesshttps://youtu.be/QCJ03hVkyus?si=vN_Uqi_4IvA2xqyt
very plastic film, that.
>>85022705>Why is Birmingham so irrelevant for a city of its size?because the londoneers made it illegal for Birmingham to be relevant
I'm that bit of paper you accidentally swallowed because you didn't see me stuck when unwrapping your opal fruits / starburst.
>>85026973Yeah but it just seems that other cities, such as Manchester have produced a lot more culture and are more well known
I'm that bluetooth connection that has worked for months but stops working randomly without an error message until you turn the Bluetooth off and on again.
people are noticing things.
any habbenings today, friends?i am a low-threshold habbener. perhaps someone has purchased a new body wash, or some new bits for their gaming PC.
>>85026989Birmingham created rock music with Ozzy and Slade, to be fair.
A man from Palestine grabbed my tits and bum the other day, i ran off he. He grabbed my wrists but i managed to get free
it's mad how Kaiser Chiefs are from Leeds.
>>85027064Fair point, but I still think Birmingham is weirdly less relevant than a city its size should be, especially compared to other cities in the UK
My cock up welpers bottom
>>85027040i saw an iced cream van
Why is it more humid at night? This is miserable. Still 27 degrees in my box room.
>>85027040>any habbenings today, friends?Had 3 men approach me when i went for my walk, i just ran away. I reckon the porn ban is making moids more aggressive
eee, some right habbenings today.
>>85027170Like all at once?
>>85027190Nah, one guy was running topless, and asked me my name, but i just smiled and walked away, another guy followed me in his car, like actually followed me then said "show me your boobs".The 3rd guy just walked up to me. I said "i have a boyfriend", and he was like let me share you with your bf and i was like no he would get angry lol go away, so then i went up some escalators and he tried to grab my bum, so i called my dad and my dad met me. Ive noticed moids are a lot more aggressive recently, idk why. Inb4 racism, white guys are the same too, had a white guy last month grab my tits at the train station
What's the temperature in your box rooms, lads?
>>85027268Air con is set to 16c at the minute it lush
life is a solid 30 years of fun, then a 40 year hangover
wear your best suit, all these people are watchingoh baby, you'll need all those fingers for crossingi'm sucking your last words from the back of your throatso perfect, so bitter, we laugh then we choke
eyes r tired.
This is the longest Helper has ever left us. Not womfy at all. We need our chairman.
>>85027441Rather he fucked off desu it's been comfy without him
>>85027470True, I'd rather have Crossy back.
miss r Crosslad.
>>85027470Yeah he hasn't been missed at all, not by me anyway.
>>85027491I'd trade 5 mins of crossy coming back for a lifetime of HHL being gone
Miss budey me :/
you lads see about that 22 year old lad who got done for attempted far-right terrorism?
>>85027746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk>Corey Feldman - What's up With Youth
>>85027746gimme the QRDL
>>85027800https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39yex3v1ryo
it's gotten so bad some of them have overtaken our anime/Zelda debate forums.
i will defend th einternt against:- postmodernism- spies- neo-Nazi invasionsit is what granddad would have wanted.
salad bowl gimmick
>>85027788Corey Feldman a classic American icon. https://youtu.be/Ik48KbKuOWM?t=119&is=3EJ96zBHyOAIZB_h
my teeth hurt >_<
Wokkle bank tomorrow with Cammy the bull and Julius the shoeless xx
>>85027511don't mind crossy but he was getting very preachy towards the end
Let's admit it: britfeel is shit without the personalities.
>>85027913No it isn't big lad stop forcing it again
Spiders coming in to your boxroom to get out of the heat
>>85027897Have you tried brushing them and using mouthwash?
Every day I thank god there are no tarantulas in britain
>>85027897i am in the same boat.pray for ketamine x
Me? Not missing attention seeking tripfags one bit x
>>85027923DON'T SAY THIS I'LL SQUISHY EM ALL
So hot in my room that my Maltesers have melted and congealed together.
Being left wing in modern Britain feels like being under attack, constantly
>>85026704It's not so bad I prefer it over OSRS myself. You can toggle cosmetics off as well if that is not your thing.>They still got Squeal of Fortune and all that bollocks?SoF nopeMTX Yes radiant stars aka bonus xp (I don't care what anyone has to say we still have buyable XP.)
>>85027923I recently had a carpet beetle infestation that laid eggs under my bed 2 years ago and the larvae eat away at carpet and fabrics for 2 years and then turn into beetles (which I didn't know about because it was under my bed) and a few weeks ago they all slowly started to crawl around my room and every few days or so I'd see one. I had to do a massive deep clean in my room just to find them all and kill them all because a little tiny bug flew into my room and laid eggs over the summer in 2024
>>85027966i agree lad it a tough life x
chika has gout
if we lived in clean, sterile, Star Trek buildings, our autisms would just adjust to incorporate the new things.much better to embrace the bugs IMO.
saw an old primary school friend on the local news. nonce. mad
Welpers arsehole entering sparkingtonshire
midnight and im having a cup of (green) tea because i have a sore throat, who needs sleep anyway
>>85027971I think that brits are plotting mass murder, after looking at instagram comments. I think people will roam the streets and murder others, like the Rwandan genocide. People seem very bloodthirsty and out to cause harm, i think they will kill immigrant men and rape immigrant women, thats just how life will be in the UK very soin, the Reform government will encourage it
>>85028057get it down you lassheat will tire you oot
>>85028091>lassno>ootalright scotty lad
>>85028075not him but i disagree, people arnt organised enough for that yet.
>>85028106>>lass>noPrison rules, if he says youre a woman, thats it, bend over
>>85028121But the anger is there. Sometimes i read Instagram comments and feel very scared and upset.People definitely want to murder. And even if they dont organise like a military, small groups of men can cause so much damage. I dont want to live in a violent society, i want to go to nice restaurants and enjoy nice views
>>85028124lets keep your fantasies out of this shall we?
>>85028075we all have opinionsi hope our nation is at least a player on the world's stage
>>85028134>fantasiesDo a stretch in HMP Featherstone, you'll see for yourself. I hope you're not short and hairless
>>85028139im not saying is doesnt happen im saying it doesnt happen on britfeel because of course it doesnt
>>85028163>im saying it doesnt happen on britfeel because of course it doesntNo wonder the boards slow
>>85028178what.. you're losing me here, are you saying the board is slow because of the lack of rape?
Womfyarse allnighter, is it notX
>>85028199will be going to bed soonish but not too soonish
>>85028190Rape in prison isnt classed as rape, its classed as "sexual assualt". These are isolated incidents and the MOJ has been made aware of it. The Prison Service is fit for purpose.
>>85028199nice day nice catch
>>85028245Honestly i get very scared of it all. I hope you are right, i hope its all bots.
>>85027968How many players peak does RS3 have now? You playing a female to scam people? That's what I used to do before the trade limits and GE.
Just spaffed meIndeed i haveX
Spaffings.
The White Terror, Taiwan
>>85028262I always hate it when someone replies to my post after I delete it because my grammar is bad.
>HYA! HYA! YAA!and that's just acceptable now is it, GBA?
just reduced Britain's moth population by 1.
mosquito in my room
knees acheeyes waterback painsyounglads you DO know 30 is calling round the bend, don't you?
You never see or hear of a toddler called Barry these days, do you?
Just learned that Americans in the 80s had these things called a "porch goose" and they would dress it up in different outfits throughout the seasons and they were very popular
>>85028703My health seriously started going down the pan at about age 28. Been absolute shite for the past 5 years. Can't imagine how shit I'm going to feel at age 50 if I live that long.
>>85028722we are to do postingspostingsare ritua;
a child called me ugly.
Not much to live for really is there.
>>85028911For me, its food
>>85028920Can't enjoy that anymore cos of my TMJ disorder.
>>85028911waiting for that Backrooms film to hit torrent trackers, me.one day at a time x
Any xfm lads here?
Anyone want to destroy my boy pussy?x
>>85028911Dont think like that, have to focus on something
>>8502870330 is a spring chicken. I bet your knees dont ache when it rains.Im almost 45, i understand now why people died early in the past. Unless i lay down perfectly straight like a corpse, i suffer
>>85028936Is xtm a porn site?
I havent had sex in 2 years, i feel really proud of myself
Chika's smelly gouty trotters
Liver and onions
>>85029059well done friend.we are trying to kick our habits
Might have farted meselfX
>>85027825There's no debate you just got outed as a liar who lies about playing games you've never played. The internet is full of zoomers like you farting out your brainrot opinions no one asked for as if you're an authority.>but im not a z..zoomerScary.
Bruh i didnt finish that boss but i watched the first 5 minutes on youtube fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq5k1sCocuMWee bit Goldstein-adjacent starting from 2:40 especially, this, is it notSpotiberg algo being semi-useful again for a change corr
Feels like a wednesday but it thursday
>Overwhelmed, irritable, dizzy, bloated, exhausted.>Women may also be marginally more vulnerable to heatwave-related death than men, though more evidence is needed>The older you are, the more vulnerable you are to heat - and since women live longer on average than men, we are more at risk of health impactsFoids always have to find a reason that they suffer worse than men, don't they? How many foids are baking on the construction site this summer?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gyp1knzzxo
me mam didn't want me
>>85029352Another day of not contributing to society and having women pay taxes for incel neets like me.
Fink i'll be calling it semi-soonish for today meX
>>85029378Youre not on benefits though, big man x
Mum bought me a fan for the boxroom but even on the lowest setting it's too fast/noisy.
>>85029395One day I will be because I certainly won't be employable for the remainder of my life.
>>85029400>One day I willYou won't
Wonder how many marathons and charity walks the asmr babes have done this year. Good little citizens aren't they?
>>85029352For me it was yesterday feeling like a thursday when it was wednesday
>>85029428I will have to or I will go to prison.
>sxyprn.net/post/6a4bead899bd4BWC wonDid it not
>>85029459Shan't be clicking on that suspicious looking link
The guy filming: meThe kid: ruthmong
>>85029479Nah he doesn't go out. You are confusing him with the night walk lad who films drunk women leaving night clubs.
Watching this walking tour video in london and noticing a lot of females dress like this now. Imagine going in a busy mcdonalds during the heatwave. They must surely get some kind of buzz to lads looking at their arses. I bet they were asked for their numbers several times that day.
>>85029539Has night walk lad ever posted his videos here?
>>85029603imagine getting really close and inhaling deeply. Not illegal to breathe, is it?
just watched a dodgy rip of that Backrooms. aye, fair enough. good directing chops on that lad x
>>85029604Don't think so lad. There was a guy on tiktok that posted nightclub slags stumbling out drunk in their tight outfits a few years back. Of course the media felt like it should be made into a story so he had to stop.
>>85029612It might be considered antisocial behaviour. Imagine just giving them a big bear hug from behind. Now that would not go down well.
>>85029603Every day I go out I am reminded I will never get a drop of pussy. It's brutal. The older I get the more I hate it.
>>85029653>Every day I go outYou never go out though
>>85029691I've been out a few times in the past and there's usually something to trigger me.
Spaffed just nowOff to beddingshiresX
>>85029691may be that just means he has the first stesp to take
I hate how capitalism means if you don't get a job, you don't get to have sex. Even if you got a job, it's still fucking hard to get sex unless you're attractive.
>>85029703Only woke up a few hours ago. I need to wank soon because of the weather making me horny. it's 5am and I'm a neet loser with a high libido all the time. It's why I can't ever care enough to get myself outside.
>>85029640>so he had to stopWhy? He did nothing illegal
>>85029713people on benefits probably have on average more kids than wagies
>>85029713when i become Lord Protectorate of Feelshire i will establish sexual Marxism. there will be fairness x
Oh great catmong is here
>>85029748there will be order in the shires
>>85029748Dogmong but a couple of months ago he discovered cats gets more attention
i don't even know what i'm posting any more.could be anything.Zelda criticisms, anything.
>>85029775wow that is one wise lad. i must learn his ways.
>>85029779>Some vile beasts around these days.SGA doesnt post here anymore
>>85029724Police smashed his door in because of the media attention (BBC), tried to get him to admit to voyeurism but I expect it was a no further action. Never heard anything of any prosecution since. Hope they paid him compensation.
me? knackered af but cant garn bed, have to do the other thing first, shall venture out now
>>85029776Knowing your patterns of behaviour we can expect in 2 months your gimmick will be posting ocarina of time pics "always been my favourite" "it's me OoTlad"
Remember lads - working is optional. We need to get over that every adult should get a job. There simply isn't enough jobs out there.
>>85029837have a heart x
>>85029864I would say the same to you when you describe people's pets as rats
>>85029914total.cat.DEATH.
>>85029925Your true colours. If that was my cat I would've booted you out of that flat share if you grumbled once btw. Twat.
>>85029930you know the lore, you sew the score.that kit was an ANGLE and i will hold him in my herats x
Just leave the default file names on btw. You're not a comedian.
Fancy some pussy on my knobbington right now that would be groovy
>>85029951get a job and you can get this
>>85029948do youjave seomwehre we can talk aboout Ocarina of Time?
>>85029925Grim faggot
>>85030000being gay is okay nowit says so in the rules
>>85029995You could try the comments on the youtube videos which make up 99% of your experience of that game
>>85028936Listening to it on my morning walks. It doesn't feel like a radio show, just feels like a few lads having some bants, I love it. Proper time capsule.
Groovy baby
>>85030025you are two steps ahead of meshould've let you jumplike Mario
I bet Ruth Ellis was a dreadful shag
Miss the 90s
>>85030073back when things had HEFT.
>>85030087>HEFT?
>>85029986A job these days is the bare minimum. You are competing with the whole world now thanks to online dating apps.
>>85029925Grim tramp
>>85030148Even soundspacker has a gf
>>85030028Good isn't it. Been listening to it for 15 years. There's so much of if that by the time i finish it i can restart and i don't remember everything
Lemme get a fifth
Some fannies stink of fish some don't
Your ass is fat your brain is smol
>>85030180> a gfA lass from a different country he sometimes talks to on discord
you know what they sa about lads with smol brains.....
>>85030240Apparently he breeds her which would suggest physical contact
>>85030271Breeds her yet has no sprogs
Any alcoholics here? I'm thinking of becoming one due to chronic pain/illness, disability, loneliness, the whole nine yards. Since the alternative is overdosing on paracetamol and dying, I figure it is justifiable.What is it like? Do you just drink nonstop all day? Or do you wait until later on? Do you get hangovers daily or do they go away at some point?
>>85030287Don't drink that poison lad. You'll only make things worse for yourself.
>>85030287not worth it fiscally. do yourself a favour and run some numbers, ahead of time.
>>85030187There is. About a third of the way through S2 at the moment and have about 53 hrs to go, then its The Ricky Gervais Show which will probably be hundreds of hours.>"I'm usin'me fables"
Only went and spilled a chilled can of coke everywhere in this fucking heat. It's too fucking humid to be opening cans with one hand. Just slipped away didn't it. Just took me joggers off and soaked up as much as I could and then put them in the wash basket. Luckily it didn't spill onto my laptop. Oh my days.
Day 5 of nofap waddens, feeling great
Can't believe Ruth graduated already. Wonder what top career she will do now.
>>85030346Will will breed her soon i reckon
>>85030368I doubt she will have any sprogs like Defne. She will want the freedom to go places and not be tied down by sprogs.
>>85030393Something switches in women when they get closer to 30
He has a long neck like HHL
>>85030407Rudy has been here for years right? How old is he?
>>85030398She won't though. She will probably be happy with a few dogs.>>85030407You know what they say about lads with long necks...
>>85030459You don't know that, stinky turk
>>85030287woah woah WOAH buster brown! time out! that's a train ride to loservile
>>85030287Opiates are objectively better
It fishy thursday
>>85030287>chronic pain/illness, disability, lonelinessYou are refusing to accept that the first two will never end or become managable in a way that you enjoy life more, this is your problem. And it's true you'll never be free of them completely but you have to find an more acceptable level of comfort through medicine and "lifestyle" changes.Your dopamine receptors are probably fried as well so fix that too and you'll stop entertaining thoughts of become a alkie loser.
Got that Pepsi strawberry x
Sometime i go on r/cripplingalcoholism to feel better about meself
>>85029713Sex isnt all that, what do you need sex for? Meaningless and a waste of time
You just wouldn't expect a bint like this to take all her clothes off for money but she does. I guess youtube is only a fraction of her income. I would be doing the same if I were a cute female.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fV8K1kbh2A
>>85030531Does that foid go ass to mouth
I mog you brocel
>>85030549Hiding that. That's fucking repulsive.
>>85030558Mogged x
Having a hot flush me. Hate this humidity.
Banked up so much sleep i reckon i can stay awake for a week now. Productivity here i come lads. Its all coming up millhouse now
Get my bum fucked x
>>85030407He's not an ugly mug though like hhl
couldnt image being gay and being forced to fuck other blokes in the literal shitpipe, anal sex is so incredibly grim
>>85030689>being forcedLabour government is out of control
New thread up and running>>85030708>>85030708>>85030708
>>85030700Pretty funny lid
>>85023286Just stay on bennies. I've quit 3 jobs in 7 months because of bullying and being treated like shit. It's not worth it. You're lower than a slave as an employee.
This thread is finished with?
is this thread done with?
looks like this thread has been left unattended
Thread just tossed away, unloved.
Can't believe this thread has been left
>>85026005am 13 stone but got visible abs as I lift, trying to cut down a bit more though so its more visible
welltomorrow i start a new job as a binman. Part of me is morbidly curious about how much worse life could get.
Some days I do just wonder, know what I mean
Might be able to get 3 britfeel threads on that catalog if we keep this going. 400 replies already on the newer one.
>>850363423 threads and it lush
