I am meeting up with an international robot friend in a couple weeks, but I think it is likely I will be taking his KHHV status. Do any robots have any advice about how they would want their first time? I am so nervous I want to make it as good as possible for him
>>85039030You are retarded and he will chop you up and sell you for meat. I hope you're happy
>>85039030Why are you bragging about this and throwing it in our faces?
>>85039030>meeting up with an international robot friend Is this why you've been ghosting me?
>>85039030No fuck off normie whore
>>85039043That is definitely not my intentions. I thought the best place to know what a robot, or even just a man, would like would be a forum predominantly with robots and men. I have no idea how men think or what they want so I just wanted to see if anyone was willing to give advice!!
>>85039030are you two fags or is OP a woman? Honestly I find this more wholesome if you two are fags because if a gay guy is flying to another country to have sex with someone that means he REALLY likes you and you two definitely have something special going on where as paying a plane trip just to have sex with a girl sounds very pathetic and sad since this is not something done out of love and appreciation but out of desperation
>>85039059Don't overthink nona, just do whatever feels natural at the time. Overthinking always ruins it
>>85039059/adv/. go there ask for advice.
>>85039059>I have no idea how men think or what they want so I just wanted to see if anyone was willing to give advice!!So you are a virgin too and have never been in a relationship?
>>85039030Most men don't want sex, that's the shit the dumb abusechads want. Many of the rest of men would rather do things like cuddle and read together or go to museums and talk about the exhibits or go for walks and have conversations about your feelings and such. Of course you only want Chad style shit.
>>85039030Can you take my KHHV status next?
>>85039062I am a girl but I am the one paying for everything, flights accomodation etc. I am making a holiday out of the country he lives in but will still be spending a lot of time with him
>>85039083How did you meet and how long have you been talking
>>85039071Completely forgot /adv/ was a thing, apologies for making another r9k slop filler post
>>85039030keep him under the covers to start. It's much easier for him to be comfortable when it's a more familiar environment ie jerking off in bed.also force him to shower beforehand. fucker will probably be sweating bullets and smell like shit.
>>85039084We actually met on here, we were having a long discussion about music and decided to continue it off 4chan. I have known him for about a year at this point, video calling and messaging almost non stop whenever our time zones align. He is amazing, pure robot gem
>>85039109How many other robots from here have you hooked up with?
>>85039083hope your plane crashes
>>85039072Yes it is both of our first times, but I want to make it really special for him, particularly as he is quite insecure over being a KHHV.
>>85039131hoping the best for you. I feel like there are so many things you can miss or not notice about the other person when online dating. hopefully he's not a slob/serial killer.
>>85039109This is very likely just a bait thread, like 99% sure that's the case, but damn I hope this is real. Knowing some robots have been able to escape their perpetual torment makes me feel warm and cozy.
>>85039126Only 2 others, it was their first time as well. Why?
>>85039154If this was a bait thread, it would be very boring bait. I did not even post tits. You will find your person one day anon, sometimes it just comes down to being in the right place at the right time
>>85039154It's not a bait thread, there are lots of other trans femanons like me on this board
>>85039165Other anonfag impersonating me, kill yourself this is defamation
>>85039154I've become robot relatively recently. It's a rotation.
>>85039171...it's never too late to post tits anon.
>>85039175>>85039165bro not foolin nobody
>>85039171Worst thing guys like me can do is yearn for autistic women. I need to accept that I will never really date one and learn how to build rapport with normgroid chicks. I can improve myself to a point where dating normie women becomes viable and that means my dating pool is exclusively limited to girls that go outside. Edating is just a lottery that becomes more and more competitive as time goes on and it's just something completely out of my control
>>85039246>Worst thing guys like me can do is yearn for autistic women. I need to accept that I will never really date one and learn how to build rapport with normgroid chicksI really wish women were attracted to their in-group like men are.
>>85039131I was scared you were someone I knew.
>>85039268You are meeting up with a femanon in the next couple weeks?? Good luck anon!!!
>>85039131That changes things a bit. He should man up. He probably wants to make it perfect for you instead. If that's how it is, you should be accepting of him and ask what ideas he has. Tell him to be gentle, he'll like knowing that there's the right way to do it. You both are going to be shy, so there's no problem with going at it slow and amping up the foreplay.
>>85039257>I really wish women were attracted to their in-group like men are.they are it's just that our in-group barely has any women in them Also online dating is just inherently awkward and kind of hard for you to find an organic opportunity
>>85039131What does he look like? Is he chuddy?
>>85039289He is a bit chuddy. He is not very conventionally attractive, but I think he looks amazing. Having a good personality makes anyone appear more attractive
>>85039288also autistic chicks tend to be porn addicts with low libidos high neuroticism which makes them highly skeptical of men and for some reason most of them are gay or claim to be gay due to these reasons I just think it's smarter to abandon the idea of trying to date these creatures
>>85039030Give him an STD to remember you by
>>85039311Real talk now, if you meet your fembot egf, do you have the balls to do her raw or do you wear rubber?
>>85039326I did that before.
>>85039326Nta but personally i feel like raw sex is only real one, as a khv myself ofc.
>>85039131He will probably cum extremely fast, and then get overly embarrassed because of it. If that happens, do not show anything resembling pity. Instead, express pleasure and ask for more. You can potentially prevent this by blowing him first. Put your lips over your teeth for the first few times (this is similar to training wheels on a bike).
>>85039326Was a rubber guy until last e-gf said she'd never have sex with one. We broke up before meeting up, but I've been fantasizing over that since then. I don't think I could wear a condom again, robros...Those who say there's no difference in terms of how it feels are liars. The condom broke one time with another ex. I thought that meant a small hole or something, but no, my whole dick basically passed through. It just felt immediately better to the both of us. The girl started moaning like crazy. That sudden surge in pleasure is how I realized something was up. So, I took it out and freaked out, kek. We went to get plan B afterwards even though I didn't coom in her. But, I've known since then that the whole "it's just the same" is complete utter bs to reduce STDs and teen pregnancies.
>>85039063>nona>>85039030Gently reach for his fingers with yours and once they're near enough lay yours over his and just like that, you're beginning to hold hands. That takes care of the HH.As for kisses, give him a very soft first one. Approach his face slowly as to not scare him away. Do not be too vulgar.As for the rest, it depends on whether you want to TOP your fellow man or be TOPPED.
>>85039400>As for the rest, it depends on whether you want to TOP your fellow man or be TOPPED.I knew it was gonna come, but it still made me chuckle.
>>85039406Just as OP, I aim to please
>tfw no fembot will excitedly fly to my country to hang out with me because i live in a post communist third world hellhole like romania
>>85039418Can't you move to Germany or something? Isn't that what you guys all do?
>>85039498can't speak German and don't have any connections that'd get me there.
>>85039508Wdym? Aren't you guys part of the EU? I thought that meant you could freely move.t. North American
>>85039418No fembot would consider flying to me if i treated her to first class tickets despite living in a country that ist at least for a few more years still considered the first world. It has never and I do mean never been more over
>>85039516maybe if you're part of The Schengen Area which is this super exclusive club made out of a bunch of EU countries that lets people freely travel and move between them. Romania isn't part of it, so immigration works the same way it does for everyone else
>>85039522Quick google search. Is that map outdated then?
>>85039516non-world savvy /r9k/ manchildren don't have it in them to just pick up and move.also calling Romania a third world hellhole is just kek, considering he has actual third world right next door.
>>85039531oh holy shit, i didn't realize they let us in all the way back in january of 2025. maybe it really would be easy to pick up and move somewhere else now
