Could you love a girl like this:>She lives in the countryside, deep redneck territory>Far away from the nearest city>Her pa is the town sheriff and a local drunk>Her ma is a housewife>Her parents are second cousins>Has a thick redneck accent>Kind of dumb and airheaded>But very affectionate and caring>Doesn't use social media, computers are often too complicated for her>Isn't very political or opinionated>Kind of racist though>Believes that contraceptives were invited by Satan himself>Still secretly a huge degenerate with unsatiable lust fuelled by years of sexual repression>Excellent cook, will make the best fried chicken you have ever tasted
>>85060293Sounds like a cool girl I could probably date but we might disagree about various subjects not using social media is a major factor in a big yes
>>85060293No. No woman could warm my cold chud heart.
>>85060293is this literally me if i didn't learn how to use the computer until i was 16?
>>85060293Yes but could she love me, I'm not white.
>>85060314only a man could?
>>85060356Depends on what kind of non-white you are. Maybe she would say racial slurs in bed?
>>85060293She lost her virginity to her dad
Father in law enforcement is a bad thing, but it's OK as long as she understands all cops/lawyers/politicians are bad.I want to own hundreds of acres an hour or two from the nearest city. We will grow rice, grapes, duck, sheep and everything. Even stuff that doesn't grow in the area like grapefruit. Cleverness and understanding of the earth makes almost anything possible. My future wife will have red hair and I don't let hair shave or wear pants. Only dress. Maternity dress because I cum in her every day.
>>85060376I'm part black I dunno if I would enjoy being called the nword since I don't particularly identify with the term (never heard it growing up). But I wouldn't mind some raceplay in (and maybe out of) bed.
>>85060466i hope you would at least let her shave her legs...but imho theres something hot about a guy forbidding a girl from wearing any pants.
>>85060470That could be a manifestation of her brattiness. What if she wants you to get angry?
>>85060511Then I fall for the bait and give correction
>>85060293sounds good at first but these types usually had miles of nigger dick in them so no, i couldnt
>>85060601>sees a white woman>thinks of black cockyeah...
No I would only want a girl that understands internet culture
>>85060466What if she shaves her pussy without permission?
>>85060293lol sounds like me frrGuys jut want city girls tho
>>85060610>"racist" redneck type from a working class family living in the countrysideblack dicks and meth addiction
>>85060293absolutely. marriage material if I don't bore her to death
>>85060293Yeah. But I'm part jewish so she has to be okay with that. I don't mean practicing the religion, but obviously she wouldn't love me if she was a race fundamentalist.
>>85060293fuck no. i will n ever marry a protestant
>>85060293Only if she looked like that anime girl
>>85060293Yes. Even more so if she's a redhead.
>>85060293I could save (corrupt) her
>>85060293>Her parents are second cousinsThat doesn't even count as incest.
>>85060680It would be hard to avoid speaking in anger. I guess a very severe spanking once calm. Withdrawal of affection to some degree would probably be my natural reaction and require no effort on my part until it grows back in to a decent length and density.
>>85061486How would you corrupt her?
Should redneck girls wear underwear?
>>85060293>tfw literally meWell not literally but still.
>>85063911What's not you in that description?
>>85063917Hmm>Not true about parents>Very racist and politicalAnd I like to think I'm not dumb...
>>85063980>foid>not dumblol!
these girls don't exist lol stop thinking animeme tropes are realwomen are all the same chadsexual retards
>>85063993Well what can you do
>>85064000I want to be hatefucked by an incel like this.
>>85060293yes? that sounds like perfection
A high maintenance woman don't want no maintenance man, but a redneck woman don't want no city slicker, they ain't look like that either.
>>85060293>>85063841She looks like the kind of girl would promise not to leglock but would leglock anyway.
>>85060293Literally my ideal woman. I pray God gives me a cute redneck girl someday, but I think they went extinct in the 90s, sigh
>>85063911>>85063980>>85064004you don't use social media? computer are too complicated?
>>85064042Nah I don't. And yeah I don't really bother with computers.
>>85064074>tfw no redneck femanon gf without social media and tech illiteratesad feels
>>85064091Bonus points if she's just barely literate enough to read cookie recipes
>>85064126She needs to know enough to read books to the kids
>>85064130Was just thinking that too. Luckily childrens books are easy
>>85064146You can read the pictures am I right?
>>85060293>This threadI wonder where these redneck-craving fellas are located geographically. I'm imagining a brazilian dreaming of southern belles kek.I myself am a southerner, so this type of girl is exactly what I'm wired for
i'm gonna sound like a larper basic bitch here but i dream i could be a mommy who's only concern would be loving her family. like not knowing anything of the outside world. no worries.like being barely literate. making tasty meals for my family. being the 'barefoot and pregnant in kitchen" kind of wife.
>>85064171nothing wrong with that honestly just hard to do because of how the world is nowadays
>>85064171Thanks for giving me hope nona, I was unsure if girls like this even existed.I pray someday I'll find one
>>85064171The only thing women should worry their pretty little heads about is being a good wife and mother.
>>85064214True, but sadly many women also have to worry about how they're going to pay their bills
>>85064214i love little sexism. somehow that's kinda hot. idk whats wrong with me
>>85064234>SexismYour brain is fried by feminism. This used to just be common knowledge
>>85064245how is not saying women worrying their pretty little heads not sexism tho?
>>85064251I'm gonna try my best to translate whatever tf you just said Women are pretty, they have little heads, and they're sweet and shouldn't have to worry about things
>>85064171Almost perfect, but she needs to be able to teach them how to read as well as nurture their curiosity so they will learn how to teach themselves. Our kids won't be subjected to the evils of desegregated schools and jewish brainwashing by leftist pedophiles. Wouldn't hurt if she is always quoting the Bible too.
>>85064285>Our kids won't be subjected to the evils of desegregated schools and jewish brainwashing by leftist pedophilesYou don't deserve such a perfect woman tismoid. You're too neurotic to raise healthy children and provide for a family
>>85064273i mean like saying "women shouldnt worry their pretty little heads" is sexist?sorry i might just be dumb lol
>>85064329>sorry i might just be dumbProbably :)Depends on intent ig. Some might say it's condescending, but I take it as women are special and shouldn't be worrying about work or bills or taxes (male responsibilities) because it's stressful for them. You know, kind of the whole point of "protecting and providing" for them
>>Her pa is the town sheriff and a local drunkA common theme. Also, acab.
>>85064381i mean taking care of kids is stressful too
>>85064418Of course, but no need to take on even more stress unnecessarily
>>85064439yeah i guess that makes sense. like i get stressed easily when i get confused. and a lot of stuff is pretty confusing. i dont wanna sound like this but i kinda wish i had a man who would like forbid me from using the internet unsupervised and say something lightly sexist like "ah ah ah we know how confusing that is for you honey, you just take your pretty butt back to the kitchen" etc.sorry i must sound like an absolute retard. at least i felt like that when typing that lol
>>85064464it's been studied that women are more neurotic and feel more negative emotion compared to meni don't remember the exact ratio but i think it was that they feel it twice as bad as men do for the same event
>>85064303Seething jewish brainwashing leftist pedophile detected. It is a man's duty to protect and provide for his family. If he even considers sending his kids to school he has failed..
>>85064476uh i dunno about any of that. idk why am i even here.
Pretty sure my grandmom was this girl. Had 7 children. Loveliest person I have ever met. But she is dumb as rocks.
>Would ya fuck me without a condom right here, sugar?>Oh? This lil' gun? Don't ya worry 'bout it none, darlin'.>But if you ain't gonna fuck me right here right now... well...How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>85064949I'd stick it in her butt.
>>85064949You do realise that is rape?
>>85064949I walk through the woods almost every day hoping I run into this situation.
>>85065145Imagine if it was like a bear attack: something not very common but you'd have to consider the danger when walking around the woods.
>>85065154lol Yeah I wish. A friend of mine caught 2 old dudes fucking behind his house once, this is about the only woodland sex I've heard about around here.
>>85065145You do realise you'd have to take responsibility if you impregnate her.
>>85065176Having fully nude wild woodland sex is like my biggest dream ever, I'd devote my entire life to any woman down for that.
>>85065169That reminds me of that one picture about two dudes getting busted for fellatio.
>>85065229lol this one?
>>85065282Yeah exactly. That bear is probably not part of the original pic.I think about this pic surprisingly often. Like few times every year.
>>85065302You really like that gay blowjob, huh? It took me forever to find it because the edited one where the guy is jumping his bike is much more popular.
>>85065319I have also seen the one where there are some dancing cats.
>>85065326Oh shit I forgot about that one, it never ends.
>>85065319It's just funny, like how to look at the camera and the flash in their eyes.
>>85065326Fuck it, I give up. I felt like I was so close to finding it though. I wanted to complete the set.
>>85060293Why is this the sexiest dress imaginable? What's it called?
>>85065777Wedding dress is my pick. It's almost a fetish for me
>>85064464>wish i had a man who would like forbid me from using the internet unsupervisedLiterally what I dream of kekLost my gf that I was going to marry because of her internet addiction, I will not make the same mistake again
>>85064482I'm a segregationist faggot, but I don't larp as if it's at all a realistic goal, and obsessing over "da Jews" gets you nowhere. Continue your sperg-out without me please
>>85064949As if there were any other options kekCondoms are for homosexuals so they don't spread booty aids
>>85065777>777 Jackpot anonI believe it'd be a mini sundress with spaghetti straps. Looks like the official name is a "milkmaid-style mini dress"
>>85066532>Impregnating her on your wedding night
>>85066993How are you generating these anon. Do you just have a giga GPU?
>>85067031Nah I just use whatever free: Bing, Grok, Gemini etc.
>>85066993>freckles on her boobsHot. >tfw no gf that works outside on the homestead, getting freckles from it
>>85066993>Empty churchBoth of our families do not approve our love. (We are siblings)
>>85067044One day anon, they're still around (or so I've been told)
>>85066993>Eloping with a simple-minded country girlI think I found a new fetish.
>>85067090It was always deep within your instincts anon
>>85066993>>85067090>She wasn't the smartest girl around, but she was the most affectionate girl ever to walk this Earth.>Her hugs felt like home, she smelled like apple pie, and she called you "sugar" unironically.>You fell in love with her, but she told you her pa wouldn't approve.>Her father was very possessive and wary of outsiders.>But she told you she wanted to be with you forever.>You decided to elope with her.>She "borrowed" her ma's old wedding dress.>You found an empty church.>Some drunk, tired-of-life priest agreed to marry you on such short notice.>You got married as soon as possible.>It was a short ceremony, the only guest was the church's verger.>Everything went according to plan as she walked down the aisle.>She was happy, but slightly melancholic that she wasn't escorted.>She was beautiful.>She was barely wearing any makeup: her natural beauty was radiant, emphasised by the wedding dress.>The priest haphazardly performed the ceremony.>"You may now kiss the bride.">Her lips were soft and delicate.>Her tongue sought yours.>She tried to restrain herself but then kissed you like nobody was watching.>The priest coughed to interrupt you.>You quickly left the church in your car.>You found a cheap motel to spend your wedding night in.>You made the most passionate baby-making love imaginable while she was still wearing the wedding dress.>You filled her with your cum, her pussy felt like it was the only place your cum was supposed to be.>You fell asleep in each other's arms, madly in love.>You didn't get up until the afternoon.>You couldn't stop the lovemaking.>Eventually the motel staff told you to leave>(Your lovemaking noises were bothering the other guests).>Before you drove away to wherever you were going, she quickly told you to stop by her old home.>She returned the wedding dress to the mailbox, along with a goodbye letter.>You drove far away...
>>85067325A good southern girl would require her father's approval. If she goes behind her father's back to do things, then she'll go behind yours as well.
>>85067351That's just nasty. What if she knows her father would not approve but she just loves you so much?
Ehh. I've lived in a Deep South countryside town of 100 people my entire life and work on a farm, but I'm not really a hillbilly aside from a Southern accent. I probably would because she's hot and has big boobs and seems nice, but the hick thing is more annoying than charming.
>be southern redneck foid>even out here in the middle of nowhere, still exist as a fetish to moidsfkin moids
>>85067360Then one day that same mindset will be applied to you. She knows you don't approve, but she just wants to so much.A good woman obeys her father, and you'll have to win him over if you want her
>>85067370Howdy fellow redneck Is it really a fetish to have a type?
>>85067370>men are sexually attracted to sexually attractive womencrazy thing idk how that happens
>>85067369>the hick thing is more annoying than charming.If by hick you're referring to trailer park white trash types with a fat greasy dog, I think you're misunderstanding anon. This is more about southern belles
>>85067410If she's a southern belle who likes anime and videogames it can work, but not if her hobbies are fishing and hunting and riding four-wheelers.
>>85067430Kek true at that point you're just marrying her dadAlthough I feel like those ones turn out to be pretty loyal wives as long as you can provide.
>>85067430being a fishing woman has to be the easiest living mode. literally half of normie men constantly post pics of themselves with fish
>>85067410i like trailer park white trash as long as they don't do drugs it never goes well if they do drugs
>>85060293>Doesn't use social mediaSo she's already 10x better than most women
>>85067430Are you sure you wouldn't go fishing with your country girl gf?
>>85067471They're a coin toss. Either really sweet, humble girls with unfortunate upbringings, or the most niggered-up caucasian you'll ever meet.
>>85067501you can filter the second type by using my method of excluding any drug user
>>85060293I've had this exact type before. It's fun, if for no other reason they're typically gullible and are impressed by the smallest things. Women don't think in a logical way but the cognitive surrender of these types is fun.They'll cook, clean, ask you to pronounce any word they come across larger than 3 syllables and suck the skin off your cock. What else could you want?
>>85067529This sounds too good to be true anon, what's the catch? (And where do you find them)
>>85067529>HadWhat happened? Wdym had?
>>85067547Literally just go to your local farmers market, be forward and not an autist. These types are attracted to more stable and rough men, if you're sweating neon genesis out of your pours you'll miss out.But hey they're also dumb you might get lucky and trick one.
>>85067529lol im literally this.almost.
>>85067558The short story is I let the leash too lose and she let her friends brainwash her
>>85067563>Literally just go to your local farmers marketI can't believe I've never thought of this. It all makes sense now...>The catch anon what's the catch
>>85067572whore slut telling on herself
>aiyou can keep her no fucking thanks
>>85067587i cant help it if im a bit dumb...
>>85067579Kek we've all been there I'm sure. Sure they're easy for you to influence, but also easily influenced by others with bad intentions.
>>85067572Are you though? It sounds like you don't have a handle on yourself just yet and these are all aspirations. I'm glad women like you who want to learn exist but turning your brain off to become property isn't just something you wish for
>>85067594If your body count is below three I will marry you nona >As long as you're white >:)
>>85067592Impressive that it took 124 posts to get a brainwashed and mindless Luddite NPC
>>85067604it is indeed less than three but i know nothing about you
>>85067607>i jerk off to ai drawingscool i jerk off to real drawings and yes i am better than you for that, call me what you want but chatgpt (I can tell, it's studio ghibli stained) was from 2022, i'm still a modern man you're just a fucking retard.
>>85067618>i know nothing about youAnd that will remain so, it's for the best, goodbye my love
>>85067594should just let your dad tell you who to date
>>85067631You're a completely worthless person and don't even know it. No reason for you to have been born, you have never contributed anything to the world and never will. The art community is a group of terrorists that harass people year after year for using a valid tool; you are a genuinely disgusting, sociopathic piece of shit if you support them. And OP is very obviously using old 2022-2023 tech rather than current SOTA but anti-AI retards know nothing about the tech they hate so much. You should all just kill yourselves honestly.
>>85067675>you're a terrorist if you don't like ailol you guys are great
>>85067631>i jerk off to real drawings and yes i am better than you for thatthe caucasity is insane
>>85067579this is why you control your girl's access to informationt. fembot
>>85067705I'm never making that mistake again. Women can't help but be little lemmings for each other
>>85067719id like to think im above that but everyone has poorer judgement than they think, men and women
>>85067687it's not funny, stop leaking the locations of our Butlerian Jihad meetups
>>85067705Oh wise fembot tell me:How do you do this without her accusing you of being "controlling".
>>85067749you find a foid who is unwilling to call you controlling.all that is "controlling" someone
>>85067729That's true. I slipped up thinking I had things entirely under control, you're slipping up by thinking that you wouldn't go over the edge without a handler. It is what it is.
>finding a guy who would domesticate me
>>85067756>a foid who is unwilling to call you controlling.Interesting, I didn't know such ones existed. Where do they congregate?
>>85067798We will meet someday nona
>>85067803i dunno. it's gonna be hard to find one i guess. but once you find one they tend to be in the same friend group.
>>85067325>Lovemaking until neighbours make a noise complaint The dream
>>85066993Why is her dress so lewd in such holy place?
>>85067798how do i find someone like you? where do such people hang out?
>trad in the south>the social circles are all only older womenI hate being the only one generations apart. No other young women around these parts care about higher society and old fashioned things. By the time I'm 30 all these older women will be dead and then what
>>85068130Start with the next generation I guess. Maybe join an association that has young women, befriend them and slowly brainwash them into being trad like you.
>>85068162>an associationOutside of Church, and horse stuff, there aren't any. They all just want to go drinking and clubbing
>>85068180Then you are out of luck
>>85068209That's what I'm saying, it's so over
>>85068216I do have an idea that could prove successful in finding new young women and brainwashing them into enjoying your higher society and old fashioned things but I won't tell you what it is unless we are married. Your move femanon ;)
>>85068246This sounds like the makings of a cult. Also I'm too wealthy to flippantly marry just any unvetted man off 4chan.
>be homesteading entire life due to being a country girl and parents being homesteaders>instead of men being just attracted to the character of someone who homesteads, men instead turn it into a fetishI fucking hate this world.
>>85068285No cult. There will be no worship of anyone, no isolating people and other cult stuff. Then enjoy your wealth and your loneliness Best of luck to you <3
>>85064949God, that fucking accent!!
>>85060293My best friend is exactly thisShe hilarious because she's pretty dumb, but she knows it and isn't afraid to ask about things she doesn't know. She usually defers to me, thoughShe said something wonky looked "Chink eyed" and I had to tell her she couldn't say that in public
>>85068289shut up and get pregnant foid
>Would you fuck me here, in the fields? >Breed me like an animal, please.
>>85068332Way to ruin a nice dress with grass stains.
>>85068352Then take it off?Not rocket science
>>85068332Is op really still around waiting to hear more about how men would forcibly impregnate her? Kinda hot
>>85068381Impregnation fetish is the best fetish.Although I would say it is the only fetish that is not a fetish.
>>85068332tfw you will never take a break from working the field, to fuck and impregnate your redneck wife, grunting and groaning like animals in the dirt and heatand then wipe your brow and get back to work
>>85068395Fucking in the fields like animals. Not caring if they stare. Although they would see you as any other animal.
>>85068391Based. Absolutely never pull out regardless of what she says.
>>85068391is that even a fetish? it's just normal biology
>>85068462Indeed, if the idea of impregnation doesn't arouse you, you have unhealthy sexuality.
>>85060293The real question is would a girl like that like me?The answer is no
>>85068691Why not? What if you're lovely?
>>85068733Because women do not want me. It's a universal law. Like gravity or the speed of light. It's just the way it is
>>85060293Why should I? She's unexperienced
>>85060293Yes, where do I find her? I even have a couple acres in the middle of nowhere ready to ruralmaxx.
Are you guys sure about her? What if she wants 15 children?
>>85069120Oh no, that would be horrible; please, anything but that!
>>85069120What kind of mind virus would have brainwashed her like that?
>>85069120Works fine since I want lots of kids too
>She woke up before sunrise to make you breakfastCould you love your redneck wife as much as before if she was pregnant with your child?
>>85069306this is the future that was robbed from us
>>85069320Robbed by who?
>>85069306Will she serve her breast milk?
>>85069328boomers and other scum
>>85069417Are you avoiding namedropping a certain group of people?
>>85069447no i already said who did it
>>85069306She'll get creampied even when she's pregnant.
>You don't have much>You can't afford to give her vacations abroad>You can't buy her fashionable clothes>You can't give her a diamond ring>But you have each other and a house and that's more than enough for herWould you be content in this situation?
>>85069593yeah that sounds like the best life honestly
>>85069593It's a shame these women don't exist IRL, and when they do, they get married immediately when they're 18 to some guy who's family owns half the county.
>>85069306>>85069593i wanna be pregnant so bad but im an unlovable slut
>>85069620>im an unlovable slutWhy? And why can't you change?
>>85060293you didn't mention how big her tits are
>>85069620shouldn't a done that now, should ya have?
>>85069628cus there is nothing worth loving in me
>>85069631What difference would that make? Like at all?
>>85069636very true and self aware
>>85069644well if they're small then why would I want to date her?
>>85060293>>85066993>>85068332>>85069306>>85069593She looks like she is fucking 12.And you moids here are lusting after girls who are made to look like they are children.What the fuck is genuinely wrong with moids?
>>85069636What attracts you to farm/homesteadmaxxing/tradwife stuff then? If you're an unlovable slut, why not go to a big coastal city and get railed by a different guy every night in a futile attempt to fill the hole in your heart, like everyone else? (seriously it feels like the male to female ratio here is 10:1 because all the women leave for the nearest big metro) There must be some reason that doesn't appeal to you.
>>85069724i kinda meant slut in a more metaphorical sense. id be a easy slut if i wasn't so introverted.
>>85069716Don't tell me you actually clicked on the images when they're shitty aislop. Foids BTFO yet again.
>>85069743So you're not actually a slut. What makes you not worth loving then?
>>85069724but being loved for who i am is the mist appealing part. the simplicity. not having to worry about the outside world. maybe not even big decisions.
>>85069771because im a mentally ill wreck and would probably be a huge bitch and a huge burden.
>>85069743just find a good stable guy who wants to be with you for life and be his exclusive slut
>>85069777I guess that depends a lot on the mental illness, and as far as being a burden, I think most guys into more traditional relationships kind of expect that. I more or less expect to be the primary or only earner, and I've done okay for myself, but how much of a "burden" someone is would depend on both parties. I'm pretty frugal and couldn't support someone with a bad spending habit, but there are certainly people out there who could. At a point though, that discussion start to sound transactional, which is pretty much what I would like to stay as far away as possible from It's better to not make it about being a burden or to compare incomes or whatever, because one party is going to be bringing something completely different to the table that is no less valuable; that certainly doesn't make them a burden.
>>85069842i guess the problem is how to make it not transactional.
>>85069881Just don't make it transactional. It sounds corny and has been said a million times, but in that kind of relationship you're supposed to complement each other, not compete in the same role.
>>85069931is it really too much to ask to have a providing man who would "domesticate" me into his perfect, happy, docile, obedient and dumb wife?
>>85069943LONDONONDONmemes aside where are you located?
>>85069967you should not ask that. im really gross
>>85069972i already asked and gross is fixable
>>85069972you are going to lose weight until you're the same as the girl in your pics.
>>85069987>>85069989i am fucking gross and theres nothing anyone can do.
>>85069987>>85069989Can ye niggas please stop being so positive, it is really starting to piss me off now
>>85069989wtf my pics?
>>85060293Americans can actually get thisAnd they still claim to suffer....
>>85070034wasn't talking to you
>>85070017fuck off i can be as positive as i want to be
>>85070017kek you'd rather wallow in your own misery when there's like three guys in this thread, including at least one who owns a house and a few acres to homesteadmax on (me). Further proof that "femcels" aren't real, it's ALWAYS voluntary.>>85070040The vast majority of us can't though, even in rural areas where you'd expect it to be common. Women here all move to the big cities to get ran through by 10 different guys a week hoping they'll eventually snag someone with the looks of a movie star and a few million in the bank. The male to female ratio in rural areas feels heavily skewed male.
>>85070078this is why women should not be allowed to have opinions.
I wish I had gotten married at 16 when I started college. I stupidly thought I might meet someone there or could come back and be Mr degree and scoop up one of the women from the churches or homeschool groups.Instead some become sluts, some drug addicts, some married losers, some got jobs, and some married mennonites. The worst part is that there's one girl who's father probably would have given her to me even though I was only 16.I'm finally back in Hickville but I will never have a goodhearted simple country girl to be a goodhearted simple man with. The best options I've seen is traumadumper tatted up sluts, born again virgin sluts with tattoos, and reformed hippies with tattoos(also sluts).
>>85068130I feel you nona, I've gotten quite good at socializing with boomers . I've noticed that young trads tend to concentrate in the cities (Auburn is a big one out here). Maybe find a group a few hours away and make the drive occasionally?
What's the point of these threads?Women aren't even real.
>>85071894Because it includes a racial slur and someone might get the wrong ideaI personally don't give a shit, I call her a nigger all the time
>>85071491That seems to be the case, even the daughters/granddaughters of the women in these circles and clubs, aren't interested in joining or participating.I don't want to have to travel far to participate, I like my town and the community tradition here. Plus, any attempts at city-going have backfired when they find out about my living situation.
>>85071673Precisely the point.
>>85069306Whose fault it actually is for me not having this?
lol why the hell is this thread still up?
>>85072444Why not tho?It's a fun little thread.
>>85072453People just want a girl who>Doesn't use social media>Isn't political or opinionated
>>85072471>>Doesn't use social mediaEven in Podunk towns, everyone uses social media. It's how the news gets around.>>Isn't political or opinionatedCountry girls are very political and opinioned.
>>85072560>Even in Podunk towns, everyone uses social media. It's how the news gets around.They argue like crazy in public feeds around here. You basically know everyone's business because they put it ALL out for everyone to see. It's insane. Like why is it facebook or anyone's business that you're having a fight with your daughter lol? I don't use it myself but I'm always hearing about what so-and-so said on it.Though I highly doubt this is just a podunk town problem, more like a stupid people in general problem.
>>85072639I wouldn't say shes sexy but sure. I swear all I do is look for images in this thread.
>>85060293My culture is not your costume. God DAMN what I wouldn't give for girls around here to have been like that.
>>85072792To be honest after looking at it again, I think she'd probably look halfway decent if she was cleaned up and not on all fours shaking her ass to cash.
>I want to be a based trad housewife teehee>Ummm isn't that sexist sweaty?Zoomers are so FUCKING ANNOYINGGet a real personality
>>85072618Not really. Most country fathers are pushovers. My own dad doesn't influence my opinions.
>>85072872Chick fil a store managers definitely have some pretty great taste in girls.
>What's that now? Am I a what?>A fem-i-nist?>Huh? What in tarnation is that?>Aw, quit yer teasin', sugar. You know how dang hard all them fancy complicated words are fer a simple country girl like me.>Why don'tcha come taste my warm apple pie, baby? I baked it fresh just fer you...>But only if I get to taste some'a you under the table after we done eatin', darlin'.How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>85072974But she is dumb and doesn't know her rights as a woman?
>>85072944>blonde wifeStereotypical. Almost all the girls around here didn't have blonde hair. >F150Fords are shit, anon. No one here in the country has Fords except poor meth addict and moonshiners. Everyone here has a GMC or a Jeep. >boat>lakeRivers are better. It's where the fishing is at. >owns a landscaping company or something stereotypeAny trade. Most guys here go into the trades. College is for the really intelligent guys or for us who wanted to get out of this life. I don't mind keeping a backyard garden and keeping a backyard flock which I do enjoy because they don't really require much work. But doing all the I had to do in the past was shit like keeping a huge garden, taking care of other livestock like a cow, foraging, keeping the orchard trimmed, etc. And this was mostly the norm around here. This lifestyle sucked and I hated it. I'm glad me and my spouse are away from that.
>>85072965According to socionics this is the ideal partner for any high IQ autist nerd.
you guys really would love a woman who is dumb and non political?
>>85073053why do you niggers get so aggressive when mbti is mentioned? im not even into that shit i just mentioned that as a fun fact
>>85073023>socionics
>>85073061I'm dumb and non-political, so why not?
>>85073023>socionicsgo back to Russia, this is an American thread
>>85066993every girl deserves to feel pretty wearing a wedding dress at least once in their lives! this is non negotiable!
>>85060293yes, but shes somehow both fat and addicted to meth and opiates. this is literally what they took from you
Only redneck gals i know got arrested for beastiality in the last few years lol
>>85073093Noice. That's hot.
>>85073093>pluralYou say it like it is a bad thing.
>Had sex with a redneck girl>Her father is now forcing me to marry her at gunpoint >Tells me I "took her innocence"Guys, what do I do?
>>85073169Find OP and kill him, that's what you should do.
>They try to tell you that this is a loser
>Having a picnic with you redneck girlfriend >She has made her special fried chicken >It smells heavenly>But this time she goes "ah ah ah" before you grab yourself a piece>She says you are allowed to have that only after you creampie her>But you are not married...What would you do?
>>85073243creampie her butt that's not cheating right
>>85073403That would be so mean!
>>85073419oh gosh well in that case we're gonna have to eat first so the chicken don't get cold n allbut then after we let the chicken settle a bit, imma bend her over that stump over yonder
>/r9k/ is full of muslims
>>85073403If she is traditional she won't have anal, anon.
>>85073499If she's traditional enough she does whatever her man wants.
>>85073502Tell me how I know you are not from the country without telling me. Us from the country are almost all conservative. In our place, that means religious. Want to know what sex act is not religious? Anal. You guys are just fetishizing this and are ignorant as hell.
no because all hicks are bound to be white trash and i am just too high class for that
Her dream is to be pregnant until menopause.She doesn't want anything else.Would you have it in you?Could you love someone who dreamed of that?
>>85073955Sounds lovelyI'll never understand why people have just one kid. No kids I get the logic, but if you're going to have any at all I would want four at least
Uh oh, page 10. Stinky!
>>85075239nope, all hicks are white trashnone of them are worth itnone of them can be saved
>Not even 25>Already 3 kids, 4th coming.
>>85075412>She has not worn shoes or socks in 5 years.
>>85075306ive dated a girl from louisiana for far too long so i know exactly what theyre liketheyre all irredeemable trashthe sweet girls are all from the midwest
In a healthy home mom unquestionably obeys dad so the kids will recognise the authority from early age. Like obeying dad will be so normalised that the kids can't really think of any alternatives.
>>85075478after one i knew to stay awaybut sure ive met far more than just herthe girl i dated wasnt a slut at the time, just trashy, but all the other redneck girls were absolute sluts, and none of them could cope with that i had absolutely zero interest in dating them
>>85075412Imagine your entire life's purpose being your children.
>>85075627birthdays are the worst
>>85075671and whats wrong with video games?
>>85060293>>Her parents are second cousinsThis is the only real negative trait in your post. Everything else I'd be more than fine with.
>>85076034video games are fun thats what it gets me and where it takes me
>>85076034Watching TV is just as useless but is accepted as normal. At least with games you engage your brain a bit.
>>85076084This. Even with siblings it's not that bad if there is no history of incest.
>>85075662There is no more noble purpose in your life.
>>85075412If your ambition as a man is not having this then you are a homosexual on some level.
>>85076168show me your wife then you massive fantasist
>>85076188hes just a narcall homos are narcissist, but not all narcissists are homo
>>85060293You're asking the wrong question. I'm fact it's completely fucking backwards.
>>85076336What do you mean? What's backwards?
>>85076337id show you mine if you asked, shes pretty and blond
>>85060293Does this person have one of those double names with either one or both being some kind of variant of "Mary" or "Anna" like "Anna-Belle" or "Mary-Anne"?Also, does this person say "Well I do declare" and "What in tarnation!"?
https://youtu.be/PZpXWOE3plc?si=dG99wtv9VqaO7TUaI'd imagine she talks like this.
>POV: You are the first non relative male she has seen in 3 years.What would you do?
>>85077247>Sorry, I'm just passing.
>>85060293What could you have common with a girl like that?
>>85077247>sex against the fence
>>85077247Why do you torment me with such unrealistic scenarios?
>>85078325Is that really a bad thing tho?I didn't really expect anything with a random funpost.
>>85077247None of us say that shit.
>>85078531>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast this morning.
>>85066993Wedding dresses are so hot when there is an implication that the girl declares her intention to submit to her man
>>85076034>stop having funWhat a fag
>>85078665Did you also know that the whiteness of the wedding dress represents purity, which will be for the man now to take from her.
>>85078603What does breakfast have anything to do with my comment?>>85078640Fuck off.
>Eloping with your girl>Found a dilapidated abandoned church>She insisted on wearing a wedding dress>There's not even a priest>But to her it is more important to make her vow before God>You're all she wants
>>85078814>Non-denominational (doesn't need a priest to marry)No thanks
>>85078835If you think there's any such thing as a Catholic redneck you are sorely mistaken anon
>>85078951There are! Missouri, Illinois, Louisiana, and New York most prominently. >t. guy who married one
i know you guys are making fun of this but as a fembot i cant think of anything more romantic than eloping.somehow i just have these fantasies of a guy kind of stealing me away to be his tradwife.no need for daddy's permission, i belong to another man now.
>>85079010well tell us a little about yourself fembot why haven't you found a guy to be a tradwife yet?
>>85079047no guy is willing to steal me. like i want him to have a fight with my dad
>>85079056how old are you? what kind of guys have you gone for/want to go for? do you use dating apps? how do you want to be stolen?
>>85079092aw gee i wasnt being too serious here.sorry
>>85079110is it just a fantasy then or is it something you actually want?
>>85079211i dunno. like if it was a guy who i really really liked he could do whatever he wanted.but eloping is kinda my fantasy for real.
>>85079245what kind of guy do you really like? what's your fantasy guy?
>>85079245Interesting, you don't have any desire for a nice wedding?
>>85078814>priestAround here, most are protestant with most being bapist or methodist. Around every corner is a church. There are a few catholics, orthodox, and pentecostal, but those are rare. There is a Mormon church though, but no one pays attention to them. Funny though, they did make a statement over thst whole Lego thing about how they're very immoral and are not adherring to teachings.>>85078819It's because I'm not. I still live near I grew up, but I and my spouse don't adhere to some of those values. Me and my spouse don't believe in the dominant/submissive paradigm. We view each other with something called "respect." By making a relationship about power, you don't give your spouse respect with the "dominant" one looking down on the other.>>85079010>belong to another man now.You don't "belong" to him. That's degrading yourself and viewing yourself as nothing but his property and not a person. Have some self-respect.
>>85080056You sound like a degenerate and ignorant fuck.
>>85080348You on your period or something nona?
>>85080357That's fucking rude and it's none of your business.
>>85080466Nta, it's obvious you are. Hope your husband isn't dealing with your bitchiness.
>>85079245>>85079342very easy fix>elope>find first church with a priest>enter there and ask if the priest can marry you before god>asks any random there to be the witness>you are now married before god>go back and tell her family you two are married>tell them you are going to do a small wedding ceremony mostly so the family can also participate in it>you already stole her away and made her yours so it doesn't matter what they say against it
>>85080573You are a fucking rude asshole.
Damn this thread never dies, huh?
>>85080758it's AI slop avatarfag spam, unsurprising it "survives"
>>85080851We gotta hit bump limit to teach them city slickers a leason, ya hear?>>85080874Admittedly it was real close to dying this morning but I resurrected it for the lulz.
>>850810545 hunnid.
>>85060293Yes but i hope she wants to be a mother.Ideally with some kind of small income to be a stay at home
>>85079056I wanted to gain ber father's respect by proving I am a good man. If that didn't work, then I'd tell him that it's not his choice and steal her anyway. But she wasn't willing to do what it takes.
>>85081245Making her father mad.
>>85081265You're not getting this. But I won't explain further. I really wanted to everything possible.
>>85081250This often means sleeping around
>>85079311like someone nice and good looking. very diligent. i love guys who are responsible and like know what to do.>>85079342i guess but a wedding youre not supposed to have is way more exciting.>>85080011oh dont be such a downer. theres nothing hotter than a guy treating you like he owns you. like being his property. in a sense that you are his most prized possession.
>>85082165Sorry, I don't like being treated as A sub-human, as if I'm property just to please a guy. If you want to degrade yourself as such, have at it. Meanwhile, I'll continue to respect myself and I'll do the same with my spouse.
>You find a cute country girl while passing through>Just loitering bored by the country road>She has a cute heavy country accent>You decide to take her>She first pretends to struggle to maintain some sort of image of a decent girl, but gets too aroused for even that>Luckily her dad is so drunk he won't notice she is goneWhat would you do in this situation? Simply plow her behind a tree or take her as your bride?(She would be okay with both (but prefer the latter))
>>85082557Plow her and marry her.
>>85060293As long as she doesn't cheat on me yes.Also I'm a drunkard too so maybe I could be sheriff assistant.
>>85060293Time to plow her.
>>85082690KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE ROAD TODD!!!!
>Caught you staring, sugar.How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>85083607>How would you respond without sounding mad?OH HEELLLL NAWWWWLLL!! YOU AIN'T TELL MY ASS WHERE TA LOOK BIIITCH, DIS A FREE COUNTRY LASS I CHECK. OWL SLAP DA SHIT OUT CHO SCRAWNY WHITE ASS! MMMMMHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! I BEEN TA JAIL, I AIN'T FRAID TA GO BACK. YOU GOT ME FUUUUUCKED UP IF YOU THANK I PLAYAN WIT CHA! AYY AYY HOLD MY WEAVE, I BOUT TA STOMP DIS LIL BITCH OUT
>>85082522Are you some frigid bitch or something?
>>85083918please talk more disrespectfully to women
>>85060293I need her to date a proper Asian guy
Is she willing to move countries?
>>85084009Is her dress painted on?
>>85083607Rape her and cum inside
pre-nap bump
>>85085068Napping for this?
>>85085462Exchanging vows is not declaring each other as property. It's a mutual and beneficial relationship based upon love, not ownership. It has nothing to do with ownership. Saying it is about ownership is degrading yourself and your spouse. Declaring loyalty means you will be faithful to each other, and be with them in the best and worst of times. In sickness and in health. For richer and poorer. These are the vows you take when you marry. Again, has nothing to do with property. When I say he is my husband, I'm nit saying he is my property, but he is the man I love and married. To love him enough to declare that loyalty via marriage.>pick good menHe is good. A good man won't make you property and treat you as a person unlike you want a guy to do to you. You want a guy to degrade you. He doesn't treat me as subhuman like you want to be treated. Nor do I do that to him. We treat each other as a person. That's basic moral decency and something that is apparently hard concept for others to grasp.
>>85086293Moron or trolling? Take your pick. Follow the reply chain. The first is the original post. The second says, quite literally, the word "property":>>85079010>stealing me>belong to another man nowIn other words: being his property.>>85082165>theres nothing hotter than a guy treating you like he owns you. like being his property>like being his property>propertyLiterally says property. Not my words. Those are the words in the exact posts.Arguing any further is just baiting or you are just a literal moron.
healthy male sexuality is dominanthealthy female sexuality is submissive
>>85086786Based. Only women should be submissive
>sudden deletion of posts, many misogynistic in other threads>many so happened to be Cassie when she namefagged>the same exact time ITT alsoHmm...this is just further proof that women are behind all of the misogynist posts.
>>85087727This has been a pretty fun thread ngl. t. OP
>>85060293So, sex?
>>85087942Damn we've taken a heavy post number hit. How will we recover from this Captain?
The thread is siiiinking!!
>>85089292If it sinks, it sinks
>>85065282this looks like a cap from fear and hunger
>>85063033She did it for me. Enjoy the baby on the way!
>>85060293>kind of racist thoughdropped so hard
>>85090908If it sinks, it stinks.>>85090940I might have to play that sometime then.
>>85090955I kinda can't imagine someone being this homosexual
>>85060610There are no virgin girls anymore anon. This era is dead.
>>85060293Sorry to burst everyone's bubble in this thread but if you're even moderately nerdy/weeby then you most likely would find these kinds of redneck bitches fucking insufferable.Not only are 99% of them unattractive chainsmoking ogres, they're usually stuck up entitled whores if they're more extroverted and the most boring normie tier workaholic sheep if introverted.Trust me you would be begging to get 1000 miles away from one of their retarded asses if you broke up and they start doing their petty trash life ruining antics.Pic related is the average redneck woman.
