Bude edish for the non-beastsAlso lads who reply to their own posts are poopoo heads
Welp Welper karaoke show xAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIt's like the visions of bantus seems to be trueAnother cock another wokkle but always DeanoIn the night I dream of bantus and youI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so trueI take take, I take your cockIn the batty, in your dreams, a gape so truehttps://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
Beast of wunderland edish
corrr quite the film that, now that my brain can follow along with a narrative.bit of a naive view of alcohol(ism) but it also has Dr Who monsters, so it is what it is.
Gutted for our welper those french bantus will be taking their anger out on his botty tonight oh dear oh dear x
France are shite
England v Spain final.Corr
>>85078170Heard on the grapevine you're on for the world cup final half time show doing a bit of karaoke with Deano is this true?
>DESTROY the Backrooms? that's not what we do here, Sarah. no, our organisation is more interested in...Securing...Containing...and Protecting.wew i did NOT see that twist coming.
>>85078202The Jews are rigging it for Argentina
Need new bed. Brought old bed to new flat, king size, way too big for 1 bed flat Fancy getting a single only 3ft wide which is loads of room. Not sure. Feels incel to have a single bed at 28?
>>85078266You get more for your money with a single. Can buy a better quality mattress as well as the frame. Decent mattresses are expensive these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGH4gTnTsNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7U
mind you i used to sit and read those World of Darkness books explaining the worldgot them confused with Shadowrun because they had different monsterswas funny whichever one had an England sourcebook and it was like "up North, it's full of savage, simple-minded orcs" i think we all know what they mean by "orcs".....
>>85078231Is that in the moobie?
that said you'd see them out and about IRL in the national vampires LARP and you had to wonder: what happens when they just get older? how long can you justify being the local Vampire Prince and hanging out with teenagers playing pretend...?
>>85078381All the Williams down in Brighton thought that one was a scream, I bet.
>>85078390nah i made it up lad.if they used the SCP the whole film could have to be Creative Commons ShareAlike. then again they do not even credit 4chan or /x/, so i don't think they care about copyright law (or decency.)
BLADDER CAN YOU JUST WORK NORMALLY???doing my head in. haven't even touched any horsecrystals for days.
When we getting a pee pee poo poo film? That was the golden era of r9k memes
Me and Deano in the buff eating Tapas with Diego tonight it lush x
France will be on fire shortly
Wonder how much that lad here won on that bet?
>>85078426Should be a laugh that lad.
lads LADS what if the Mad Arab al-Zanzibar was actually writing about the Backrooms and he just called it 'R'lyeh' because that's what it translate to in his forren tongue
It just goes to show you cannot be too careful.
>>85078444They were around 3.00 (I bet in decimals because I find it easier) so It'd be around 150 he'd have got in. Fair play.
>>85078425What about that french deano you asked for earlier little lad?
>I bet in decimals because I find it easierwhat did he mean by this?
>>85078510Are you dense?
>>85078392>you had to wonderI wouldn't wonder that
My 50GBP bennies bet:Argentina beat England.Spain vs Argentina final.Spain win.
>>85078523He clearly is yes
>>85078528Based lid. Might put the same on but Arg win.
>>85078523>>85078539yeah i'm missing something but that was the funniest fucking post
Betting in decimals, clever.
maybe we're all in the Backrooms, like that's just the 'real' world and we're in the outside world 'surrounding' it
>>85078554I just find it easier at a glance to see what my return will be that's all. Fractional odds have always confused me.
I wouldn't use a nonces name then make a trip for it and post all day if I wasn't a nonce lover.
Never even sniffed a girl poo
HelperLad LOVED the Backrooms....
>>85078789You have had sex with a woman lad, no?
Shooting your big load into a woman that almost ripped your jeans off is an experience you don't forget.
backrooms? more like spackrooms
Welper getting ejected from the Muddy Duck Tractor Ride at Flamingo Land by two Sudanese security guards after he got caught wanking mid ride
just popped downstairs to see if my post is here (you never know) and it's not.i hate living in a commie block sometimes tbqh.
Having your cock sucked by a woman while you're stood up is nothing like you will ever feel again.
>>85078894I remember my first time getting a blowie from my ex lass back when she had braces, we were both in school at the time. My cock was red raw for days after the teethy wench, it put me off them for a while desu x
Deanos willy entering my backroom before beddinghams x
How long has he been copying his hero?
XL shirts for me my lad. Well otherwise it wouldn't fit, would it? I'm fat you see.
>>85078926These lads will never have their penis fellated by a school girl
>>85078926Can't say I have ever had a bad one lad. You're not telling me you thought it was bad at the time?
>>850789763XL here. Super fat.
i remember having saucy times in a shopping centre after it shut and this security guy came up to interrupt so if you think about it, HE is the nonce
me? Medium.not right for my height ;_; (mostly water weight tho innit.x)
25+ never had sex? Oh dear oh dear.
>>85079004Mum says I'm big boned x
Blad is the 'Mikey from Recess' of /britfeel/ <3
A tubby virgin man?
>>85078930You deserve it littlest lid
>me? had sex.>me? skinny.>just so you know lol
jealous of the skinnyladsbe careful with the choccies friends ;_;
>>85079004Assuming you mean you're short like 5'6 - 5'8 it's exactly right for your height. Stop talking rubbish for the brag.
>guys be careful guys. im a medium size. its so scary how quickly the weight piles on guys. i'm morbidly obese for my height really.
>>85079066Stop acting like a woman. It's weird to do this larp routine as a guy.
might have another bowl of oats.that's right: i have access to both items
>I'm a fat fuck but it's water and other copes.
Me? 6 foot 2, bearded, sex haver
only cringers want to lose weight.
>>85079039Funny you should say that a kid used to call me that in primary school.
>>85079066>;_;cringe and filtered
Lmfao at all the straightoids thinking they're better because they fuck some bint. All the based lads on the bumsesh and it's irrefutable.
You post with blubber lord virgins.
>>85079104cor and phwoar.if you could alter one part of your body what would it be?
fat cringe virgins itt tonightembarrasing
>>85079117This fella liked a bumsesh and now look at him
>>85079119My little finger on right hand is wonky after I broke it
>>85079116He's trying to act feminine just like he's trying to act like the normal size for a grown man in his 30s at any height above like 5'5" is what? Small? Extra small? A little small cupcake twink? Yeah that's the NORMAL size ALL guys over 5 5 under 6ft are all wearing SMALL that's the NORM you see. Ffs. Nobody here wants to shag you. Grim routine.
notice nobody's envious of my dodgy bladder.you are having your cakes, and eating it too, sometimes
I'm supposed to be a small for my height (5 foot 8) you see I'm like a supermodel off the magazines I'm kate moss I'm fetch oh no I'm a MEDIUM it's OVER the girls won't like this oh how could I show my FAT face in high society now
>>85079143Attention seeking simpleton. I shall ignore him.
all me weight goes right to me tits unfortunately
>>85079141sad, that. use the magic scenario to get yourself a new finger lad, on me xi'm still gutted one of my eyes is worse, and i THINK it's because i got punched when i was about 13. one daft little thing and there goes your everyday human experience, for the rest of your life.
Hate fudge packers and closeted fudge packers who act like that. You're a man grow up. The only lad ITT who has real reason to be a small shirt is DVDlad he's like 5 foot 2.
>>85079149Not enviousNot interested
>>85079178Bless you sir
Oh I couldn't POSSIBLY have another chocolate digestive darling. If I'm not careful I might... continue being the size correct for my height (Medium)
Dial it back a bit pal, you made your point eh
A tubby manlet in britfeel acting feral lol.
don't like these Backrooms YouTube films as much.even with the video effect, they just look like Quake maps or something
>>85079273Post your youtube films you made that are better. You won't.
let us not fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSwQ-b3zE1M
Garn get that nappy changed then getting youtubes on x
>>85079299i have a YouTube video with 46,000 views.i'm 'quite the guy'
He carries on his name. Grim.
MInecraft pokemon collab? Da furk.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DJHt5z7EoeU
Helper is definitely the Randall of Britfeel. Noncey tout.
>>85079331>Cobblemonwasn't there Cubemon or Pixelmon or something? not super familiar with Minecraft/mods, but i remember people saying it was surprisingly polished.for me it's whatever the hell this is:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoIXD0Tz6qElike damn, that's a whole game in and of itself
>>85079323lord up in of this time bitch?
>>85079323Post your youtube films you directed when you were 20 with millions of views. You won't.
Mad how Games Done Quick is just all trannies.
>>85079388Have you done any better than those trannies?
just rewatching my YouTube video i uploaded when i was 20 with 46,000 views.(keeping it private x)might actually try watching that Sisters of House Black fan film again. i respect the talent, and how much they love Harry Potter, but it's a bit of a tough watch imbs
I've never had sex or a relationship
Moni servicing shippy and welpers boypussy
You have experienced waking up in the morning and before you get out of bed you have had your cock rode by a woman? Cringe.
>>85079362Not sure anon, only heard of it now, would be fun to try a bit. See if I can get me a pidgey.
can't lie here, as a moderate Harry Potter fan the casting directors in this documentary do NOT get Hermione. they mention everything but her actual character traits (it's not exactly complicated).i actually think the little girl actress gets it better than they do. it'd be nice if she overcomes the flak because of her looks, and the script doesn't 'correct' a flawed character. also, why are the owls robots...? owls are real.
And he's never had crumpet?>Noooo.How queer.
This Harry Potter show is gonna be critically panned but probably be the most streamed show of all time.
The guy has aura, you have to admit.
also they should make a Darren Shan series where he's Irish and nobody ever uses a mobile phone.i know what's right x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xNNnKx7AgCAREFUL CHUDLEYHE'S GOT A STICK
>>85079509I read his other series, not this one. The Demonata series? I think.
just want my tramadols. i suppose if i had them today, i'd have taken them, so that just means i'm going to have more left in the future x
>>85079365>lord up in of this time bitch?yup
>>85079449>You have experienced waking up in the morning and before you get out of bed you have had your cock rode by a woman?yep
>>85078753>uses ai for some really basic shitcooked.png
>>85079898>>85079905>>85079915stop this type of posting
Pip landed and I've just treat myself to some new slippers, they'll be here before 10pm today. Off to bed now, night x
>>85079997cor congrats lad. been thinking about getting some slippers myself.
>>85079924How about you calm tf down for a moment with your WILD accusations, hmm?
might go Premier Inn again in Nov
>>85080042perhaps i meant all two of you.
>page 7i am keeping an eye on it, friends. we don't want a repeat of last night/yesterday morning
>>85080536Thanks mate I too was appalled by what happened to last nights thread. If crossy was here he would have sorted it for sure
Night shift lads keeping the thread alive xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD7_elN-8Yw
>>85080566i take full responsibility, lad. the nightguard has thinned, no more Crossy and an AWOL Soundlad, but that's no excuse. i've let the thread down, i've let myself down, i have some reflection and healing to do ;__;
mind you, wherever people personally stand on the HelperLad debate, you can't deny his late night ramblings kept the thread alive.i just hope his penultimate post about going on a date was a sign that he's living a better life now <3
okay friends i am off to lie down and think about what i'd do if i time travelled back to 2005 until i run out of ideas and fall asleep.i expect to see this thread alive and well when i return, nanight x
Some things, some things just fall apart
What drought? I just cracked the Guinness stout
wanked myself off so much ive got a scab on me willyhuts when i pull my foreskin back for a piss as well what a mare
>>85079477lmao. Literally none of that is Hermoine.
ran out of elvanse
Nanny Mcphee
Nanny McNonce
He's logged in for another 16 hours of seethe, gimmicks and trolling. What a life.
>why is my friend sick?>what is NLP?>why do my friends keep dying?>what is snowcrash.exe?>why am i immune? why me?>emotional support AIs
Might have a drink at The Swan this afternoon then go to Greggs.
SSM doesn't watch wooty
They're coming home todays
England v France. It lush.
>>85079449I hate sex in the morning desu first thing i want to do in the morning is take a shower
Who wants to go round filming and upsetting women? It's legal to film in public but women expect you to not film them.
>>85082533No thanks why would I want to do this?
>>85082547It is quite interesting seeing how some react to a harmless photons. The main reason is to make sure police enforce the law, not feelings. Men should be allowed to go round filming in public without being made to feel like they're doing something wrong. There is nothing you can do if someone films you in public and posts the footage online. Just the world we live in now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS0FoxJ1aKs
There is nothing you can do if I film women outside and then upload the videos later for others to slag them off and comment on their bodies. As long as I am not following them, harassing them, filming at voyeuristic angles, not filming breastfeeding (made unlawful in recent years) or intentionally filming them in places where there is an expectation of privacy...all 100% legal. Crack on.
What is the point working when you will never afford to go anywhere in a minimum wage job? Why would I work when I could claim disability for my mental health? I see no reason to work for this shit country. There are too many people here, too many employers laying off thousands every month. No point.
How exactly will my life be "better" if I just somehow manage to find some grim little job sorting out nuts and bolts at a factory all day? Tell me how that is GOOD for my mental health in the longterm. Tell me why a female would ever want some man in some grim little job like that. FUCK WORKING if you aren't getting laid and able to travel.
>>85082614Come sort my nuts corr
Watching this tv licence thing on GMB. Someone messaged in to say "they don't watch live television so why should I pay" but surely they are watching this live. Load of bollocks isn't it?
Midnight social media curfew? How about fucking putting some parental controls/time restrictions on your kids iphones CUNTS.
>>85082662Do you use social media?
does 4chan count an social media?
>>85082662It really is ridiculous how much public support this shite has. I agree that social media is bad for kids, but the bigger picture here is grim. I don't think normies understand that they'll also have to provide ID, even if they're in their fifties.
>>85082847The way this thread is, like a club for the same 5 or 6 lads, yes it counts as social media
Do not eat your wittwe babbehs.
>>85082908There are more than 5 or 6 posters here
>>850829395 or 6 regulars in total thieve threads get no more than 12 posters
>>85082946Back when the IP count was still on r9k I think we averaged around 50-60 IPs, some of which will be lads posting from multiple devices or switching IPs to do le big winning. I genuinely don't think there are ever more than 30-40 posters in a single thread, most of which will write at most 5 posts.
>>85082909We get it pal, you're an image board aficionado, totally wild on the world wide web, as dank as dank can be, you've seen it all, you are edge personified and you have no life
Wednesday willies x
>>85082810No unless you count YouTube.>>85082899I will never give in.
>>85082990How many posts do you write per thread?
Just go outside more lads. You don't need a girlfriend.
>>85083006Why do you emulate a paedophile?
>>85082649>theyTalking about those that don't pay not themselves.
I get very bored when my libido isn't high.
Might as well off myself because I am bored of life. No point going out for walks every day - that will get old fast. I don't have money so I can't just go somewhere new. Getting a job is impossible and tiring. I don't know really what I can really.
>>85083006Get them willies down that fucking hatch
>>85083026>normie gives normie advicequelle surprise
Morning lads. Fucked my wife up her arse last night.
>>85083020This would be my third one. I also told someone to sort out my nuts earlier.
>>85082990When these threads get made on /bant/ the unique IDs doesn't hit double digits and I suspect some of those are mong that post from more than one IP too.
>>85083071Lad you're proper mental just what will you say next? What time did your mum tell you to turn your computer off last night?
>>85083071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrevsDVc9o
If only women knew how nuts you are when you're anonymous eh fella, you'd be swimming in pussy
>>85083071Not my thing, but happy for you mate
Oi lads, oi oi oi lads, you listening? This is you lol:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mPS4ivimI4
>No my lad doesn't go out much, he hasn't got friends but he's got a mad reputation on that 4chans.
>>85083068it worked for him didnt it?
>So wake me up when it's all over when I'm wiser and I'm olderHow would one get wiser if walking through life whilst effectively being asleep? Doesn't seem very wise>Hello, I just came too say ellohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps-fzyMf5e0Also, there's bloodeh kellogs pidgey from india. Found one, shit tier condition but badarse tier card.
Behind all the anonymous bravado is a neck beard at heart. You're kidding no one big fella
>Just go outside. Turn off your phone and walk around. Don't try so hard to look for a girlfriend. It worked for me, it'll work for you too.
>>85083140Why waste time turning the phone off when outside? Do you know how much grass could have been touched wasting those vital seconds?Lunacy I tell ya.
>>85083140>>Just go outside. Turn off your phone and walk around. Don't try so hard to look for a girlfriend. It worked for me, it'll work for you too.Dank
>>85083140you seem unhappy, you should work on that
>>85083140Jeets drool over every woman that walks within 100 yards of them. Don't be a jeet.
>>85083132Normies have this weird idea that simply being older means you are smarter, more reasonable, more rational and wiser. Utterly ridiculous really when you think about it. In fact for the most part it's directly backwards. The older you are the more entrenched in your ways, the less reasonable and the less plastic your brain is.
WAAAAA just want to be 15 forever and sit on my gaming rig day and night. Something something normies
>>85083140Good advice but just delivered poorly.
>>85083159Why are you in the minority then dank robot?
>>85083162>WAAAAA just want to be 15 forever and sit on my gaming rig day and night.This is, objectively, a perfectly legitimate desire. This is the best time of anyone's life without question. It's all downhill afterwards.
Is a norming anyone who isn't a piss babby that spends all day on the internet?
Morning, hope everyone is well. Off to the shop for some booze soon for the match, shall be supping real soon :) It's coming home
>>85083170>This is, objectively, a perfectly legitimate desire. This is the best time of anyone's life without question. It's all downhill afterwards.For a waste of oxygen man child
Fuck me he's on a melty!I repeat: THE NORMIE IS ON A MELTY LADS!
>When I grow up mummy I want to be the dregs of the internet and feel like the world has let me down because I never tried
>>85083174I've got a tesco delivery this afternoon with a few bits for tonight, treating myself to some peroni x
>>85083174Phwoar I need to pop out for some tinnies as well. Might grab some frozen burgers while I'm there.
>Anyone who notices I'm grim adult babby is on a melty.
i dont have a girlfriend and nver have, i dont really blame anyone for this, i dont put in any effort myself but then again i really dont enjoy talking to people so why should i?
>>85083182You've been on a melty for fucking days hahahahahahahaha
Coorrrrr me battycrease getting stuffed fullscale classic Sunderland stylee x
>>8508318533 seconds to read and type a reply to his post lmfao you sad little lad
>>85083182Yeah pretty much lad, seethe about it lmao!
larping as a known paedo, couldn't be me
>>85083159Wisdom does come with age, but just because somebody is old it does not mean they are wise.It's life experiences that make us wiser.
How many doctors, lawyer, psychiatrists, engineers, politicians and surgeons on bennies have we got in the thread today?
He just can't stand anyone talking about anything except the dollies and repeating the gimmicks. Bit sad really.
>>85083202Just me but luckily I know it all, what help do you need?
Philosophers on PIP and other benefits lmao
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/13/count-binface-silly-sausage-britain-mr-blobby-liz-truss-boaty-mcboatface-clactonFizzlesticks and Cockwombles!
i never get (you)s even in britfeel im upopular
>>85083211Name one good philosopher who had a 'real' job, de lid?
>>85083220Let's see some of your philosophy de retard?
think I'm unironically one of the most intelligent and influential men of the era.You dunno how much bullshit I've memed, just sat here chatting. I have created the modern discourse.
>>85083189Sorry my internet must be faster than yours
Me and Deano on a quiet one today x
Wonder how long it took his gaming rig to make a trip so he could copy a nonce and shit up threads just like the mong he 'bullied'
WooooH! Love Hawwy Potter, I do! Bwilliant!There's nothing quite like a day at Alton Towers, and a cone of chips, is there?
>>85083229not him but one of my personal theories is that people cant deal with pure reality, there has to be some emotional fame over everything to enable people to comprehend anything even slightly complex
>>85083253I spend every day doing the same thing, from morning to night I'm posting on 4chan. My life is empty I'm so lonely I have no future what should I do?
>>85083253Better be going full scale tonight little lid
>>85083257riding the dodgems by the seaside fair is my favourite britfeel
>>85083261Those are not your theories' lad. You're not the first to think that, do you do much reading?
>>85083272i read fiction. who though of that first?
>>85083180I've got some coors and some of those little french beers coming, also some stuff to make a small shepherds pie. Luckily this thing has a long afk timer so I can fuck off to do other things like cooking.>>85083181What tinnies? I usually go for what is on offer at the time unless it's properly rubbish (like carling).
im going to be working during the england game, sad
>>85083278Why don't you read it yourself lad, you're not a kid any more needing to be spoon fed all the time are you? Oh wait, same mentality.
>>85083290That's unfortunate, no way you can watch it on the sly?
>>85083292im not following, read what and what mentality are you talking about? i think we got our wires crossed back there
>>85083293nope. i have a radio that might work though
>>85083286Well fuck I was going to say Carling but now I'll pretend I'll get a few bokkles of Moretti instead (i won't, it will be Carling).
>>85083313I feel bad now! It used to be a decent beer I just don't know what they did to it. Same with carlsberg, when it went to carlsberg pilsner it went up the shitter.
>>85083333i enjoy repeating numbers
>>85083345Did you make guttural noises and grin at your screen when you saw them?
>>85083350>Did you make guttural noises and grin at your screen when you saw them?no
>>85083350Not him but, I got a get once, and said woohoo out loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iByQSaWTR1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfyxN46tCz8Quite jeetmaxxed, is it not
