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>you get approached by your ideal 10/10 woman
>she wants to enter a relationship with you and will never cheat on you or leave you as long as you don't cheat on her
>the catch? she has a fetish for extremely large butts and will spike your food with various chemicals to ensure you end up with an ass that'd dwarf any womans
Would you accept this?
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>>85082080
>your ideal 10/10 woman
>she has a fetish
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>>85082080
Why is my ideal girlfriend forcing YOUR fetish down my throat?
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>>85082080
ass too big. would
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>>85082080
I want a large ass really badly so this is just two great things in one.
It wouldnt work though.
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>>85082297
just work out bro it's easy. all you need to do is squats, hip thrusts, abduction exercises, fork pick ups, ice cream curls, wall sits and split squats. also you gotta bulk but not too much so the fat goes to your butt, but also you need the right genetics for that. it's definitely a skill issue and not a nature/nurture issue, trust me bro
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>>85082246
ass not big enough. still would.
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>>85082080
I guess I'll have to go somewhere between strongman and sumo mode so I don't look gay as fuck with such a butt.
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>>85082080
Yes and easily turn it around against her by gaslighting her into bimbofication. Gaslight that SHE NEEDS to HAVE a huge ass and therefore needs injections with surgeries for that. Easy win for me because I get gf with badonkadonk ass.
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>>85082297
based anon, sending over my wishes for you to get a big butt
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>>85082876
Why not both of you? You'd look great together in that case.
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>>85082080
Sounds great as long as she actually uses it and it's not just for looks.
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>>85082185
>>85082176
Many young men are so surface level that the term "ideal girlfriend" doesn't go any further than their body type and fashion style. The idea that you might actually care about what else she does besides not take other guys dicks is just too hard for them to imagine, because they don't.



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