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ive had sex with over 50 different females so far this year. sometimes 3 or 4 in 24 hours. that doesnt mean ive only had sex 50 times. some of these females come back repeatedly and i have sex with them dozens of times.

my lifetime body count is over 500. thats even while having had 4 multi year monogamous relationships.

im giving virgins free advice for the next hour in this thread
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>>85083672
Just be low inhibition and don't give a fuck about consequences. Easy.
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>>85083672
when did you decide you wanted to become an acolyte of Nurgle?
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>>85083676
>use drugs
>drink alcohol
>get laid
/thread
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>>85083672
How do I get a gf
I have good social skills but I look average
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>>85083672
Hello anon, how tall are you?
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What do you do for work?

Do you have a lot of friends?

How do you go from meeting women to the bed?
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>>85083672
What is your favourite photo. Here is my current favourite, but I like many photos.
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>>85083758
never reveal that you are looking for a girlfriend. knowing that you want to commit to them makes women dryer than the sahara. it immediately places your sexual market value below theirs and they will lose attraction to you.
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>>85083680
stds are a jew psyop to stop white people reproducing

>>85083768
6"3

>>85083774
work for a crypto exchange. no. invite them to my place and then start kissing them.
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>>85083809
So you try to fuck before asking to date?
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>>85083849
no. i dont say anything about fucking or dating. i dont ever give them a reason why to come see me. better to stay aloof, mysterious and ambiguous right up until they are in your bed. some women are harder work and require engineering a situation but if anyone is giving me any pushback i just next. lifes too short to chase some woman who doesnt want you
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>>85083846
>6'3
>genuinely thinks his "advice" could help the men on this board
can't make this shit up
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>>85083846
>6"3
Your advice will be useless to the overwhelming majority of men.
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>>85083672
how do I fuck my mom?
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>>85083672
what sticking your peepee inside a vagina feels like
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>>85083846
>invite them to my place and then start kissing them.
elaborate? where did you meet? how do you introduce yourself? why did they agree to go back with you?
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>>85083865
Where do you meet women and how old are you?
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>>85083899
>why did they agree to go back with you?
Because he is 6 foot 3 and probably facially attractive.

This isn't fucking rocket science. How autistic do you have to be in the year 2026 that looks = everything.

It's not about confidence, rizz, game, or whatever. It's LOOKS. The halo from being 6 foot 3 alone explains everything. Good face on top of that means pussy comes easily.

That's literally it.
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>>85083917
my face is kinda gross though, asymetrical and i have acne. im not a blonde blue eyed aryan chad either
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>>85083943
>asymetrical and i have acne.
Doesn't mean shit
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>>85083883
answer me chad kun
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>>85083672
How do you meet women? Do you exchange numbers? Doesn't that have the implication you're romantically interested?
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>>85083672
>people who hate everything are high IQ
That's not true. There's a thing called emotional inteligence, a true intelligent person would know this and make amends with life.
As corny as it is "Negativity in your life" causes harm towards yourself and the ones you care about
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>>85083962
>yeah bro just make peace with.. pic related

golem
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How would you select for your wife?
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>>85083975
Is pic related literally true or is it just metaphorical?
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>>85084004
"as above so below"

everything in this reality consumes something to survive it's foolish to believe humans are at the apex when there are obvious unseen dimensions at play
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>>85083981
make a cantankerous and prickly woman fall in love with me. its the ones that know how to make themselves cute and innocent that will fuck you up.
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>I'm a chad bro
>I fuck 50 women a year, I'll tell you virgins whatever you wanna know
>I just won't tell you where to meet women so ya good luck figuring that out haha (its not dating apps)
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>>85083672
how do i get a woman to love me? that's really it i want to get married and have 3 kids with her.
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>>85083961
90% through dating apps. then either in the street (hang out in places with lots of tourists and others) or at bar areas.
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>>85084022
And what about the people who aren't suffering and having a good time?
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>>85084087
You just said you don't say anything about dating or fucking
Nigga you met on a dating app and invited them to your house
How dumb do you think they are?
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>>85084090
>>85084102
I reolied to the wrong post
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>>85083672
virgin LARP
sage, hide, DNI
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>>85084090
>fucks multiple girls off tinder every week
>I'm not chad
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>>85084092
inconsequential most humans are suffering

the "winners" only exist to trick you the simulation is fair. just like a casino
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>>85084109
it was a fun read, though i thought i had an aneurysm
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>>85084144
Women collectively seem to be having a good time.
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>>85084102
of course they know what time it is. i just dont mention much about what the plan is.



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