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You are eating ice cream with your daughters when a drug addicts just walks in and steals your ice cream and performs a celebratory dance in front of you.

What is your next move?
Do you step up and fight him just to show your daughters to stand up to bullying?
Or do you let it go?
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>>85084284
>dancing drug addicts hungry for ice cream could be here
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>>85084284
>What is your next move?
PRANKED! It was actually acid.
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>>85084284
This kind of shit is why I can't have daughters or a gf or wife. I can't protect them from these wild animals
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He did the exact right thing strategically. Get him arrested later. There's no point in fighting and no honor to be had over icecream when your life and children are at risk if you fight. This isn't a built in your tribe of 100 people, it's a random schizo nigger which is the equivalent of a rabid unpredictable coyote. You'd be a foolish man to attack a coyote over a small amount of food
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you don't know if he has a knife and might go nuts if you attack him, if you're a middle aged man who isn't a member of the boxing club or anything you are far from rambo, you don't know what you're doing, the best option is just back away and only attempt violence if he does anything especially violent
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>>85084284
these crack head niggas man, they are goofy as fuck
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>>85084299
I don't understand this comic. Like why would the judges drink be acid
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>>85084319
What's wrong with a little dance when the foo is guh
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>>85084317
Yeah when your kids/family are being threatened you just have to put your pride aside and do whatever you have to do to protect them. It's not about you appear at that point it's about keeping them alive and well and not scared that daddy is going to fucking die because he just loves ice cream that much.
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Why is the mother walking in front if her child instead of putting herself in between her child and the dangerous crackhead?
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>>85084333
thats a rich nigga, crack head niggas be stealing shi man
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>>85084320
Red shirt guy is fucking the judge's wife and she spike his drink before work so her and red shirt guy can take his life insurance money.
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>>85084320
How did he do it?? We'll never know. Oh wait. Hold on that's weird, how'd this water get here? Well, I suppose I'm rather thirsty.
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>>85084349
If foo is guh, foo is guh
Dont matter how much money you got
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>>85084355
That's probably just water that turns frog's gay. Nothing to worry about.
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>>85084317
>>85084339
True, but you are forgetting that not acting like a violent retard will make women's pussies dry up, unfortunately I've learned this first hand
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>>85084377
>unfortunately I've learned this first hand
Care to tell?
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they outlaw all the nonlethal weapons so you can't defend yourself but that would've been a good moment for OC spray, he stuck his face out like "come on, spray me!". I used to carry OC spray and I'm not even with children.
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>>85084377
That's true. Random idiotic retaliatory violence against a homeless teenager once for my dick sucked. I'm not kidding.

The night or with friend was going poorly until I went to piss in an alley and a homeless teenager swiped my phone from my hand. I ended up screaming at him and threatening him and then one of the girls in the group must have been turned on my the display. It was incredibly stupid to retaliate since it was a flip phone and he had nothing to lose and could have had a knife. I'm from a city where people get killed regularly.

We evolved to defend our honor on small tribes and women evolved to submit to violent men in advance to protect themselves. Every interaction is an existential threat. It's gross but humans are retarded monkey
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>>85084315
>>85084317
>>85084315
>>85084339
Black men are alphas and white dudes are pussies.
His daughters are going to spend the rest of their lives growing up knowing their dad was a weak pussy who couldn't protect them from a raging black man. They'll associate white males with weakness and black men with strength and end up fucking black dudes. Prepare for more mulattoes.
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r9k when the autistic schizo incel loner finally has his revenge on a pack of normies:
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>>85084347
better her daughter gets attacked than herself
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>>85084949
>autistic schizo incel loner
No, thats a retarded junkie
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>>85084284
damn, that must've been some good fuckin ice cream
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>>85084968
Thats a bad mother
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>>85084941
>Black men are alphas and white dudes are pussies.
Whatever you say saar
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>>85085009
If a black man did that to an Indian man's family, he'd come back with his whole extended family and clan and put that jogger in the ground.
White guy just shrugs and takes it up the ass. You pitiful cucks wouldn't want to be racist, now would you?
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>>85084284
if I was alone I may have acted like a redditor but if I had kids with me I would have choke slammed him as soon as legally possible
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>>85085076
And then the cops arrest you for excessive violence and send you to prison to get raped by black men. Face it racist white boys will never ever win, you are built to lose..
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>>85084284
First move is uppercut to jaw. Always make sure the first hit fucks them up, people might pull you off before you get another. And my daughters need to learn that solving things with words instead of violence is a weapon people use to restrict the actions you can take against them.
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>>85085054
Yeay okay dude go collect your doordash bro
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>>85085086
>cops arrest you for excessive violence
I don't live in a Soros funded cuck city
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>>85084982
not really from an evolutionary point of view. she can always have more children. that's why women have no loyalty to man or their own offspring.
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>>85084970
>but... i'm one of the good ones!
do not forget the animosity you have shown this poor man whenever you next lament normgroid illogic
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Daily reminder to all the delusional white dudes ITT thinking they're tough shit: black men gangrape white guys in prison.

Your choices are to stand down and look like a bitch or retaliate and (if you survive) get raped by black men in prison.
You can't do shit. Sit down.
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>>85084284

Nothing. Because the Jews and liberals made it illegal for me to do anything. The punishment for doing anything is life in prison.
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>>85084387
black hobo who stands outside walmart entrance all day to panhandle followed me inside to start shit and I decided to walk away instead of stooping to his retarded level and she cheated a few months later, we had a kid already but that was the first time anyone tried to fight me in front of her

I actually have a good reason to not fight people anymore because I almost killed some fag in a bar fight as a teen during a troubled period in my life, my sister rightly called me a retard for it so I decided I would avoid fights if I could, but I could tell she got the ick from my passiveness when I walked away from that hobo and later on she would bring up "being afraid" and shit out of nowhere even when we're just sitting alone at my place
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>>85085097
Why can't you refute me Timmycel? Is it because you know I'm right? Was destroying your large extended families for funko pops and furbabies still such a good idea?
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>>85085111
>not really from an evolutionary point of view
But from a not letting your child get assaulted by a crackhead view its pretty bad
>>85085117
>>but... i'm one of the good ones!
What are you talking about?
>do not forget the animosity you have shown this poor man
This animal who was harassing and stealing from a family for no reason
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>>85085138
was the guy she cheated on you with black?
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>>85085138
Oh yea, and we were together for roughly 7 years by that point so the timing was sus
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>>85085127
You wish that happened to you ranjeet
>>85085138
Thats just evolutionary psychology at work there
>>85085142
10 jeets are still wouldnt do anything, youre going back
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>>85085171
Pajeet cant stop thinking about getting fucked by blacks
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>>85084284
hI i'mM a sdurg addict not all of us do thatt
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>>85085178
But was the other guy black?
>>85085205
>>85085220
Quit acting tough white boy we both know you would shit yourself if a black guy gave you lip lol
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>>85085290
>But was the other guy black?
Still cant get blacks off of his mind
>Quit acting tough white boy we both know you would shit yourself if a black guy gave you lip lol
You have to live vicariously through niggers cause you cant even pretend that indians are tough lol
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>>85085314
And white guys are tough lol? Is it India or your countries getting overrun by hordes of blacks and other foreigners?
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>>85085326
Youre going back to India, have fun there
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>>85085351
And who is going to make me go back? You? The guys that shit themselves at the mere thought of doing a hecking racism or sexism? KEK
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>>85085378
It seems you cant see the pendulum swinging, kek
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>>85085326
Your country spent 3 centuries as the white man's bitch jamboy.
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>>85085401
>>85085420
This is what the average white "guy" looks like in 2026. And you're proud of this?
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>>85084284
I'm just sitting here questioning how a guy like this got to reproduce, yet I'd fuck the guy up, wouldn't even think twice about it, and yet I have no luck with women.
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>>85085420
You guys are fucking losers kek and your race is a laughing stock
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>>85085308
Gay black men probably aren't like the straight ones tbhon, straight blacks have to act hypermasculine because its the only way they can get normfoids
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>>85085459
Because you're all talk and no action, aka a "faggot"
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>>85084317
>You'd be a foolish man to attack a coyote over a small amount of food

Doesn't matter what the situation is. His daughters are in danger and he's basically saying it's okay to do this to me by staying passive. Literally, go to the gym, lift, eat protein so your muscles grow, and you won't be afraid of some scrawny black guy who is visibly starving walking in.
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>>85084318
If you don't live in a cucked state you can just carry a gun, the REAL problem isn't the groid its the government that will rape you for defending yourself
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>>85085473
Women only have shown evidence of liking passive faggots like in the OP. They are intimidated by action. If I were no action maybe I'd have something.
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>>85085479
Dude in matters of self defense your brain is always going "OH MY CHRIST GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF DANGER OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! THERE'S KIDS! THERE'S WEAK DEFENSELESS BEINGS THAT CAN GET HURT!" and all you want to do is get them out of there so obviously all he wanted to do was get his kids out of danger, he wasn't thinking 'omg let me make this situation worse', if anything he didn't get out of there fast enough but it's hard to think logically in those panicky situations
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Seeing as though the negro is a protected class and any attack would be met with action against me, I would just simply get up and leave.
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>>85085479
you never know with people like that, he could have easily had a knife or gun. most self-defense instructors will tell you in this scenario to protect your family and let him have the ice cream. You're going to have to get more anyway because he's touched it at this point. Stop acting tough online.
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>>85084284
yeah you have to fight him if your kids, wife or gf is there or theyll lose respect for you. otherwise i'd just call him bad words and let it go
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>>85085508
even in the most pro gun state you would be 100% charged if you even drew your weapon in that scenario, much less fired.
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>>85084284
I let it go.
Explain to my daughter that this fucker is so high he cant feel pain, but has a needle that when stabbed with will fuck you up for life.
Later I get a go pro, find this fucker when he sleeps and start breaking bones with a hammer. (starting with the pelvis so he cant move)
Then show it to my daughter (if age appropriate) so she doesnt think I am a pussy.
It will still not play well with my wife who is alrady gopt the ick and found some dick to jump on, my daughters are also disgusted that I didnt lash out like a brain dead nigger but it was bound to happen some day anyway, this way I still have my selfe respect.

>>85084291
>>dancing drug addicts hungry for ice cream
Add it to the list?

>>85085138
Your sister may say that but if you didn't she would look at you with disgust for the rest of your life.
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>>85085535
My rule is I tell whoever I'm with to run as far away as they can in case whoever starts shooting, it's only happened a couple times and I fucking hate it so much it's so scary. It's not as scary when I'm alone because I know if I survive I won't have to deal with anything but the physical injuries. it's scary in today's world all you want to do is make sure the people around feel safe with you but idk if i do that properly.
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>>85085569
I mean problem can be solved or atleast reduced by periodically cleaning skid row with fire, but then the gangs making money from the bums will be pissed.

Also check for quads. >>>85085555
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>>85085569
>My rule is I tell whoever I'm with to run as far away as they can
Larp, modern women are too fat and out of shape to run anywhere
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>>85085596
Hmm. I just hate how violent everyone is and how you always have to prepared for self defense. Hurting crackheads for no reason is not cool. Also I'm not fluent in gibberish sorry son also you got no digies check mine
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>>85085627
>627
WHAT THE FUCK bullshit one more time c'mon
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>>85085516
I just explained how sexuality matters you fucking retard tripnigger
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>>85085627
part and parcel of being in such a wonderful and diverse society, chud. the food makes up for though, in fact he's probably a racist for getting ice cream instead of eating at an authentic ethic restaurant.
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>>85085639
Thats the problem, no just about it you sure remember the video where a group of..."teens" was beating an old man and nobody said shit, the second the man pulled a gun everyone lost their shit.
You go into the slammer no matter who is in the right, the nigger would have to be beating a jew to death when you shoot him then may you get away with it.
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>>85085554
>Later I get a go pro, find this fucker when he sleeps and start breaking bones with a hammer. (starting with the pelvis so he cant move)
And then you go to prison for violent assault and bodily harm and other shit and you get your white ass cheeks clapped by packs of black thugs in there.
>>85085639
Then his bros run a train on your white ass in prison.
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>>85085677
Yup, it sucks. But you know, it's only been verbal fights so I can't bitch too much. Still pretty scary though
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>>85085699
I know I know, but the only way to solve the problem is to get rid of those types, the "justice" system sure wont.
Fuck it totall segregation they can have their crackheads and deal with them and we take ours, seems fair.
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>>85085569
that must be scary, i didnt really think of that since i live in europe. but even here brownoids can stab you during a fight and you can die, if its a white man its only going to be a friendly fist fight. the problem is that even if you fight bravely and lose the foids will lose respect for you
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>BANG! BANG! BANG!
imagine being cucked by gun laws
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Another Black W white L
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>>85085727
Pretty much, in reality there's no honor in fair fights, if you cheat and win it just means you were smarter and probably stronger than your opponent anyway, I mean look at any modern war, no one plays fair they just kill their enemies and their children and everyone just shrugs their shoulders while chanting "based", you are simply a faggot loser if you lose under any circumstance.
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>>85084284
Leftoids thinks it's cute and normal.
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>>85084941
>BBC posting out of nowhere
Good morning sir
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>>85085789
>Leftoids thinks it's cute and normal
Source?
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>>85085810
not cute but reddit would feel sorry for the crackhead and not want him punished.
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>>85085810
>Source?
They dont want thieves to be punished
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>>85084284
The crackhead wouldn't have done anything if the other dude didn't look at him. As for the question, I'd give him the ice cream and get my kids to a safe location. There's no point dying over goddamn ice cream.
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>>85084284
Protected species. That is what these imported people are.
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>>85085810
their ballots
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>>85085837
Punished? For what? For enjoying a succulent ice creamed meal?
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>>85085906
Take your hand off my PENIS!
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>>85085893
>looking in someones direction is justification for them to act like an animal
No
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>>85085810
the black guy is a victim of systemic oppression and racism and the white guy is an evil colonizer
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>>85084284
based crackhead redpilling the daughter as a kid instead of letting her wander into danger as a naive adult
that's the silver lining of this story
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>>85085326
>>85085420
Srsly if we had the collective cultural will, what's stopping us from doing this to your people again?
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>>85084941
You mean black men are wild animals and white men are civilized
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>>85086007
He redpilled her into seeing white dudes as weak and lame and black men as strong and masculine. He redpilled her into riding black dicks when she's an adult.
>>85086357
The fact India has nukes now? The fact we're colonizing your countries now and not the other way around? The fact Indians are taking over all the CEO jobs and will be your new political elite soon? The fact your race is finished?
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>>85084284
>a drug addict
pretty sure they're just like that
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>>85084284
This is what happens when you don't know jiu-jitsu.
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>>85086682
more like jew-jitsu, hey oh!



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