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this is what all normie girls want.
this is their ideal male.

a fit, confident pornstar who has fucked thousands of women, fucks multiple a day, has studied sex obsessively, who can fuck for 2 hours straight and openly says every girl deserves his cock and that he wants to fuck every girl in the world


this is who you should aspire to be if you want to have any chance with women in 2026.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVp-gvBnrc8
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>>85084386
why are you still making threads about this guy? I couldn't give 2 shits about him or about what women want. grow up anon
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>>85084386
>>85084400
this is reality, you just can't accept it.

every girl wants him.

just admit he's better than you and that EVERY single girl is attracted to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcpLDXd9cQ
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please go back to just commenting weird shit on porn videos
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what is this shit and no noone should aspire to be this way if they want to truly find a partner.

this is how you end up posting picture of yourself, advertising yourself on the internet for ever.
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>>85084400
lowkey think the guy might be posting about himself
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>>85084515
wow, what a pathetic faggot; yeah you might be right anon
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>>85084406
>you just can't accept it
what are you talking about? not caring about it doesnt mean that i "can't accept it". it means i don't give a shit about it. apathy doesnt equate to jealousy. grow up.
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>>85084554
if you're not jealous, it's because you haven't accepted that he's what women desire

so you'll never ascend and be happy.
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>>85084406
I am not attracted to him
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>>85084783
oh but you are
of course you are
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>>85084722
>you have to be jealous about this thing because... because I said so alright???
lol. lmao even. you're pathetic.
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>>85084386
i look kinda like him except im short and not as muscular
will i make it
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>>85085477
he's short and has a small dick
there's hope
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>>85085503
he looks big with wide shoulders
how tall is he?
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>>85085617
Around 5'7 i would wager
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>>85086064
theres no way
he looks 180cm at least
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Looks ugly. I would beat the breaks off his mouthbreather ass
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>>85086073
He barely towers some japanese women he recorded with
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>>85086131
What a retarded way of having sex
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>>85086490
Lol it looks so silly lmao
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>>85086490
Dont yuck other peoples yum or sum shieeeeeeet
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>>85086131
why doesn't he use his dick? i know it's small but come on
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>>85084386
my dick is bigger than his and it isnt brown
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>>85087119
he is a white nafa tho
white cock
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>>85084515
I believe that humanity can produce pathetic sexless guys that glaze other guys that are porn actors, after all furries exist so theres no limit to human degeneracy.
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>>85084386
Yeah, no shit sherlok. Attractive people attracts people. I himbomaxxed and it gave me attention from women, and if i give them the attention back they want to fuck me asap. Im a terminal sex degenerate and i like to do shit they think its impossible or they never dared to do. And when i fuck them rough and satisfy every single fucking lame fetish they had about me, they want more sex and the more extreme the better. Consider the following
>most men are fat or skinny fat
Hitting the gym puts you automatically above average
>most normies are lazy and eat trash
Being healthy increases your sex capability by a big margin
>most women dont even dare to drive or they didnt even have a license
Cheap minivan shitbox plus ikea mattress. Most normie women will worship you for having that, specially if you sell the idea of being adventurous
>most men just hump, cum and leave
Being brainrotten by porn can make you an interesting person to fuck, just take into consideration the achivable and doable stuff on porn
>most normie men are too agreeable and too nice
Be cocky, dont be afraid to say you feel great about yourself, compliment women like you are doing them a favour (because you are actually doing it), listen to their bullshit and be understanding but at the same time show that you dont actually care that much
>most normies look like hobos
Dress to impress, wear stuff that makes you casually unforgettable, dont be afraid of tattoos and piercings
>women only care about money
Those women are worthless and you shouldnt even speak to them. Women who like you will literally throw money at you.

I hope this helps, OP. Or lick your wounds, bitch and cry and kys, whatever works better for you
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>>85087679
>dont be afraid of tattoos and piercings
aaaand into the trash it goes lol

tattoos and piercings are a sign of low iq
if you're willing to steep down to that level, you might as well get hookers. you won't have to look like a clown for girls who won't even marry you and give you children
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>>85087833
Tattoos and piercings show that you are low inhibition. Himbos are not supossed to be smart or perfect husbands, they are male fuck dolls. Get the fuck out with your puritanist bullshit. The OP question was not about marrying and living happily forever after. As i said, good guys dont make girls wet.
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>>85088115
Being attractive makes girls wet. Being dangerous doesn't get you pussy if you are ugly.
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>>85088115
This. To fuck and dump tattoed whores with piercing its ok, but to date seriously no, if you do you are retarded.
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>>85088115
>good guys dont make girls wet.
you don't know how to use your voice and hands then.
i made a girl masturbate to me while i explained the full story of doki doki literature before we fucked.
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another incel cuck thread
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>>85088217
Nigger, i made a woman cum out of frustration by making her ride my cock while playing fucking uno. Get the fuck off with your gay weeabo shit. The tattoos and piercings stay on.
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>>85088269
i have an 8.8 inch cock, i don't need to lobotomize myself or inflict pain to my body willingly to make women cum LOL
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>>85084386
>Women have shamelessly made memes of this guy's cropped face in the midst of fucking a girl on set so they can share it on his comments and also for their own goon material

That is just wild. It's like opposite day for guys like him, women who aren't coomers apparently become needy jeet-like coomers.
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>>85088269
Do you think your LARP is funny?
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>>85088321
Well, fuck you my cock is 8.9 inches. Shut the fuck up dicklet
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>>85088474
He's an IQlet who's ruined his body to please whores lmao
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>>85084386
He has a mental illness, and beyond a doubt he has proven that by fucking https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=69e78eed483ac

I'd rather be non-Chad and fuck a single attractive woman my entire life if fucking thousands means also fucking that ugly pig.
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>>85089543
Hisbonly L is having shit english and having worked at a gay bar
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>>85084386
>Women want rich, attractive guys with big dicks who get laid a lot
How'd you figure that one out, anon?
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>>85090639
He has done literal gay porn too. This guy does that and also fucks that disgusting looking Chink, idk anon.
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>>85090675
His dick is small tho lol lmaol
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>>85091481
It's average but small for porn
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>>85084386
"give me a chance"
Lol women are disgusting
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>>85084400
And you're gonna keep replying to his threads constantly lol keep bumping lil bro
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>>85091972
>he doesnt sage when he replies
first day on 4chan?



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