The Vomit Comet edition
>>85085018At least this is the non-nonce one
Might do a half time karaoke show xFreeze, I'm Welp Welper!Put your knob in me arse, gimme all your cummiesThis is the story of Welp WelperThe queerest lad from old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, in old Sunderland townHe was the queerest lad, his pants always pulled downHe had no shame at all, no, no, no shame at allHe was the queerest lad, oh, he was really bentHe left his Deano's flat, anus can't pay the rentHe took his Bantus along 'cause they were thick and strongWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, he made Ahmed cumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, Used condoms in bumWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his batty unquenchedWaa waa waa waaWelp Welper, his Huggies kick up a stenchhttps://youtu.be/f3XcNskAxp0
Zoomer editon no thanks
>>85085047Other has actual lolicon in the OP, fuck that
>>85085042Always ready to instantly post this shite every thread, no job to go to? No friends to spend time with? Sad.
>>85085058Anime is lolicon? been here since 2020 lass?
>>85085065Literally here more than Sean ever was, bigger lifeless loser and I would bet he's a dosser too. Funny that isn't it.
>>85085042Get the bag in, get the beers in, get the batty gaped. BOSH.
>>85085078It probably is Sean and he's just lost the fucking plot.
good Monipost, that xso is 4chan deeply uncool now? it's 'normal' to go on Reddit at work, but 4chan is that spooky scary alt-right website? even if you're discussing photography or Warhammer or something...?watched this interview with the Backrooms guy and he jumps at the chance to say he's NOT on 4chan. why?
>>85085042How many hours a day do you typically spend on 4chan champ?
>>85085065Sat alone thinking up songs to make about Sean. Sean is NOT living in his head, though.
>>85085090https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84689404/#84694196It overs x
Me? I don't mind which thread is the right thread I'll bully you in either.
>>85085058forgot my Pixiv login, but from the boorus the artist just seems to be some guy who likes 2hus, not someone drawing nonce stuffthe real, bigger crime is his art isn't very good.
>>85085114No, I think it's the fact that it's showing cameltoe of underage girls. Really I think that's a much worse thing than bad art desu, but hey maybe that's just me not being a nonce like you, eh?
>>85085042do you get off on the negative attention you get like sean did, any attention is good attention for a very lonely man?
>>85085118What camel toe lad, you're seeing things you want to see.
Looks like I'm dominating you spergs in this thread then x
quite like seeing the different pop songs because then i just play them, it's like a manual form of /britfeel/ radio.does anyone else listen to Don't You Want Me by The Human League and pretend it's a song about a couple considering an abortion, like 'don't you want me baby'? i sure do.
So many of these cases are very obviously fraud. Will anyone from these companies go to prison? Will the civil servants who signed it off face any career consequences? Fucking joke country.
Why is anonynonce seeing camel toes when there isn't one?
>>85085151*Pearl Clutch* Babe are you OK? x
>>85085101He does it because it's funny and satisfying taking the piss out of him. He's our local lolcow and he's here for our entertainment x
>>85085118thanks there nonce lad, with your nonce expertisebut like, not-sarcastically. i remember once i posted some photo of a lass with vinyl records and all the foot fetishists were like>YOU KNOW THAT'S A FOOT FETISH IMAGE, DON'T YOU?no, i did not.
>>85085164>He>He's>he'sMate. 4chan is your life and that's really really SAD.
>>85085169He's seeing what he wants to see. He is a wrongun acting like the atypical /britfeel/ armchair nonce hunter.
>85085179Struck a nerve little lad?
It's very obvious now hhl -_-
>>85085198You hit me so hard you have to deny me a (You), that shown me for hurting your feelings you SAD 4chan addict, this site is the best thing in your life, pal. Don't deny it.
HHL dances like a court jester and preforms silly little tricks and says funny things while the full thread laughs and mocks him it's his job to do so after all, he's our resident lolcow x
Nerves? Touched.Noncenest? Kicked.Bones? Rattled.
>>85085206So has HHL beaten you, all those posts about him for nothing, rent free in your head for years and still kicking about in yoour spacious head?
me? my nerves are always struck, because i have a condition.i nfact i just dropped this can and now it will not open
Claim victory Beaten down No come back Ruined
Spastic can't even open a can of pop. No fucking wonder you lot don't have jobs.
it'd crack me up on some level if this was Lollers doing his sneaky postingi don't want it to be the case, mind. less seething is almost always better (no matter how many layers of irony you think you are operating on)anyway, DO look at this webm.
>>85085229I'd work on beating HHL before flexing on anyone else king x
So HHL doesn't like being called a lolcow. Interesting..
>>85085248Or a nonce
>>85085248Is he here? Didn't you doxx him and chase him out the thread and off 4chan or did you FAIL?
All throughout his life HHL has been bullied, mocked and laughed at in school, on youtube and on here. His entire life is one big joke that everybody finds funny but him x
>>85085242>there's people in the world who think that's the devil
A long time ago in the town of Sunderland, a young man dabbled in powers he had no understanding in, the book of Yoruba sorcery he picked up from a charity shop was no mere trifle tome. After one too many 3.2% French Lagers, Welper accidentally summoned the Bantu King. For his insolence and foolishness, the Bantu King, Lord of the Sub-Sahara raised his wicked skull staff and bestowed the Battyman Curse upon poor Welper.Now, twisted by powers beyond his control, Welper must get his arse stuffed in every day or the Bantu King will own his soul forever.
>>85085229so? i have a health problem, it causes problems. essential tremor isn't just a bit QuIrKy like they portray it in films
>>85085259Still on with this from the last thread? If that's the case he just needs to put the trip on ha ha
>>85085242why are animals so inefficient at eating, you'd think they'd be a little more dextrous because of the lack of calories in the wild
>>85085260Young face of the BNP to britfeels newest lolcow, some downfall for him.
>I...i...i I beat him so badly I post about him every day. I...i..i won, i...i..i don't even think about the little lad he's nothingCREASING. He broke you.
>>85085242There is actual seething and then there's just normal disagreements that you hide behind "seether" accusations because you've been shown up.
>>85085269You keep telling me what to do lad like you're a someone and you're a total nobody.
Arse? Caved in.Batty? Wrecked.Boipucci? Creamed.Battycrease? Fucking hammered.Turdcutter? Murdered.Fun ring? Heavily abused.
Bloody hell, guys! Found a mint Bill Bailey DVD down the chazza! Absolutely ment, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>85085287And you are? hahaha
Thinking about Sean Thinking about HHLThinking about is posting style Thinking about is posts Every Single Day
I'll be real, I don't really know who HHL, but I think I like him more than this lad who seethes about him.
>>85085273i used to look after dogs and i left a Rustlers burger on the bed for a split second, and this Golden Retriever INHALED it in one go.me and my flatmate were creasing. the dog just sat there smiling his little head, because dogs have no morals.
Why even fucking bother when women get money thrown at them just for putting on makeup and doing little dances in tight clothes? She'll never know hardship, never no loneliness, never know poverty and want for material things. It's not fair and I won't engage with society until this is fixed.
>>85085294Sad. Little. Dickhead. MASSIVE e-penis. This is (You)
Sorted out a new fit on RS, Tea is in the oven. Hoping that England win tonight lads.
>>85085306i dunno what it's like in the US, but surely that's a decent amount of tax generated by a sole trader? from blokes with (too much) disposable income
>>85085306Most of these whores are being managed by 'managers' (AKA PIMPS) that take the majority of their earnings.
>>85085309Ok but who are you?
>>85085306I will claim bennies and disability to not work. It may not be as much as them but at least I can have the same freedom of not working.
Little lad, the lolcow era x
>>85085313Try sorting your life out instead of playing video games all day, you're not 14 any more.
>>85085318Who fucking cares if people pay tax? I hate the system and want it to fail, so why do I give a shit about tax revenues propping it up?>>85085320Cope, they're independent millionaires multiple times over for doing absolutely nothing.>>85085325Same, I'm very open about the fact that I'm defrauding the benefits system. I just don't fucking care.
>>85085321Someone winding you up x Go punch a wall big man.
>tfw toplads back in the day cloning partyhats for me for free
>>85085327Are you STILL thinking about Sean?
>>85085313Whats for tea? That looks cool, better than some of the other ones you've posted.
Rattled. He's absolutely fuming over being called a lolcow x
do NOT punch a wall.i punched up a mirror and a year and a half later it's still on my floor. got a flat inspection due and i genuinely do not know how to get rid of it. truecrimesisters, how do i dispose of this evidence?
Sean, out watching the match having a drink.(You) sat alone being awsomesauce on teh anonymous special website were you're dank.
>>85085327It the best era
Sean out at the pub and you're sat in your boxroom defending him? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
>>85085363Looks like you've got under his skin. How many posts will you make about Sean calling him a lolcow?
>dank
Anything worth buying in PS Store sale? I like roguelikes and grindy games.
What's a flat inspection? Is that where the actual owner of the place you live comes around and tells you if you're following all their gay little rules correctly? Wow that sounds fucking gay. I don't have that problem because I live in a house that I own.
/seanfeel/ how it should be x
Vigorously stuffing asian pussy
>>85085384get that Peglin in
>>85085385We're all clapping for you, son.
>>85085385it's where they try and come up with excuses to get rid of you, because under the new laws they need a reason.not their concern how i live my life. that mirror could have fallen, ordinary wear and tear.>I live in a house that I own.why?
Just stop mentioning his name and we will all forget about him in a few days. We all forgot about SSM we can do the same for Sean x
>>85085421>Just stop mentioning his name and we will all forget about him in a few days.You won't You can't Your ego won't allow it. You need to feel like you're beating someone because you have never been a winner yourself. And you never will be.
>>85085421What do you mean forget about SSM? Everyone here knows who he is and we still get regular updates, it's just that the constant spam has died down. If you want an actual forgotten gimmick pick something like Senor Benis.
>>85085376Whoopsy, sad init.
Furiously facefucking a rare asian bimbo with big fake lips
>>85085397Corrr, I do like pinball. Still paranoid about OLED burn in tbqh, this looks like a nightmare!
Wonder if The Volunteer Arms will be showing England v Argentina later.
>>85085437He used to get posted here all the time vidoes, pictures. After the nonce stuff came out it died down
Inform the Apus, Widdy's cats have been rescued and moved to a secure location.
>>85085434same as all the other personalities that they cant stop talking about. it is pathetic the amount of cope
>>85085336I was done caring years ago. I never got on with normies anyway so I would've been ostracised from society either way.
>>85085451Christ what a grim, grotty little place. Boggles my fucking mind how the majority of English guys spend double digit percentages of their entire fucking lives sitting in these shitholes killing themselves with alcohol.
quite liked that Crypt of the NecroDancernot mathematical, more about tapping along to the musicbut it's a 'real' roguelike in the sense of randomly generated tile dungeons, not just a game where you do things in a loop and get resurrected with some upgrades(i dunno, i feel like there should have been a different term for that)
>>85085376>>85085442Are you saying you won't read every post made in this thread tonight? 555-come-on-now.jpg
>>85085463I've never even had a single friend, not in school, not in uni. Never had a gf. Still a virgin. Most people hate me just by looking at me. I refuse to engage with society. Fuck everyone yes I'm stealing benefits, the fuck are you gonna do about it? Fine me? I won't pay. Put me in prison? I'll go on hunger strike. I'm not working a fucking day in my life.
i feel like that might set a certain poster off, so yes i get the roguelike metaphor even if it's not like Rogue, but roguelikes were already games like Rogue.and i know that in e.g. NetHack you CAN come across your old stuff, but it's not like you level up or unlock new items that carry between runs. you just start a new save, that's just called 'a game' IMOif Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup is on PlayStation, that's a good'un
>>85085487>not in uniI didn't get that privilege. You are a failed normie.
>>85085352Shepherds pie, it's done now and I've left it to cool for a bit. Thanks :) I've got a few I use. If I'm doing any PVM, which I am now, I turn cosmetics off because a lot of the armour looks good as is I think.
What was your favourite summer you spent alone posting on 4chan being bavsed and ultra ironic unironically?
>>85085515I don't care, woe is me bullshit doesn't interest me. I'm out for me and nobody else. I don't give a shit if other people had worse lives by a sliver or a wide margin, fuck everyone I'm only in this for myself and I will never stop defrauding benefits from the government and using them to make massively leveraged bets on crypto.
Love me sum Barony.A very good roguelike.
mind you i love a properly CRAFTED dungeon crawl.fell down about three levels in Ultima Underworld, utterly unprepared for all these super-spiders or whatever the monsters down there were. went around luring them into traps i'd found because otherwise they'd just kill me. this wasn't 'fair' or 'decided' it's just what i did in the game, until i overwrote my save right as a big skeleton fella killed me.10/10.
Billy Big Bollocks but the moment anyone pushes back he becomes a snivelling pussy pissing his pants
We only get one live and this is how we choose to spend it x
me? went to uni for a year, decided it wasn't for me, then they tripled the tuition fees.in hindsight it's clear uni was never some cleverboy bonus, it was always going to be engineered to become essential. it is Thatcher closing the pits after stockpiling coal.
Knocking back that last French stubbie nows xChoccy Deano standing back and standing by x
Ay yo dat cracklin arse mower fugger look like it got rice crispies on it's ed, sheeeeeit.
me? going through the 'chives saving a disabled lad's strange image collections with the same filenames.you're big mistake was the shiny new tripcode. he wouldn't be able to figure that out
>>85085474Yeah it could do with a bit of a improvement. There's better pubs in York though like The Swan (a grade II listed building). Very expensive ales though to keep the scallywags away.
My fondest memories are. Holidays with friends Making new friendsMeeting women Times with my family OrPlaying video games Where did it all go wrong, it must be that feminism and immigrations and something something that held you back and why you never had a chance.
>>85085577how many hours do you spend on this site per day?
>>85085458She used to have poems for her cats on her web site in the early 2000s. Apparently she never had sex too.
Our resident lolcow is still fuming what a life x
>>85085587so waht is it?
I will never work and you can't make me.
>>85085621Are you reading all the lolcows posts are you hanging onto every one of his words?Getting second hand embarrassment off you bruh x
felt TOO open, this. it's mad to think there are 30somethings out there who think of Pokemon nostalgia feels and it's the Nintendo DS games that spring to their minds. but then you add jumping/flying and you're clipping onto cliffs and things. it's a 'game engine' not a polished game.meanwhile you're going through the motions trying to figure out whether Plastic is strong against Radioactive or whatever, and every half an hour two monsters Megazord together and a decent pop song plays. well i'm sorry but that's not good enough, you could have just made the normal game fun.
>>85085577Score prediction little lad?
Women will be beaten up tonight if England fuck it up. They will go back to their boyfriends after he makes it up. These women would rather be with angry, violent men than someone like you.
Whenever I say the word "lolcow" I get a (You) from him and it's LUSH x
>If I just cross reference his las FB acctivity >Then I can extrapolate the time >That post on /britfeel/ was HIM, I just know it, it was hi sposting style>I've got him >What are you talking about, I'm not obsessed with "little lad". OK x
>>85085663I dropped off Pokemon after Gold. Pokemon is entirely an original GB thing to me.
Wonder if his Turkish girlfriend will be watching the semi-final with him. She must get so bored watching sports with him.
He's playing his special posting rules game that he makes up on the fly, and he always wins. This is a grown man, this is how he augments reality to accommodate for his flagging ego.
>>85085587Where the sauce?
Why the fuck is he with a Turkish woman anyway. A British lad should be dating a nicer British lass.
I'm a stalker ain't I zany xD
Full blow psychosis. It sad.
oh they're making a new onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWmH8UgZ1As>hip n happenin 2000s moody pop rock choonscool>self-aware voiced characters who sound like they run a micropub in Shoreditch with pixel art on the wallsSTOP THIS
I'm a modern day curtain twitcher, an e busybody I am totally nutty aren't I.
>>85085742>British lass>niceChoose only one
I'm not wounded yyou're sad.
>>85085742Why the fuck is a turkish incel posting here? This is a british thread.
>Full blow psychosis.New we'd have an unemployed psychiatrist in britffeel
there are more important things to be concerned about1. stolen parcels2. food prices3. modern TV programmes being hard to follow4. Crosslad's mysterious disappearancelive a humble life instead of tilting at strawmills
>anon come lick my bf's cum
I moved and I dunno if I should go to the village pub to watch the footy. Scared it'll be a Deliverance seen in there
Why do you still behave like you're still a teenager when you're on 4chan?
Watching Gregg Wallace live on YouTube quite a fall from grace from being on the BBC to streaming to only 80 people on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/live/KRccy6w3F8c?is=I6Q34PZBDdkM7Rdu
won't lie, for a game all about just going through menus and it tells you the right option to pick, it was cool how Pokemon Sword did the boss battles as football stadiums.but damn you're sat there enjoying this musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quYjN57Tycgand then you're basically just padding out the animations because yeah, you know to use Fire Blast on Icehorse.it's not even a mystery what the moves do any more, it just tells you. zoomers won't appreciate how much that was a part of Pokemon 1, even if it was down to screen/storage limitations.
>>85085850https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regression_(psychology)
>>85085865damn. it's weird those go both ways: like some influencer/streamer ends up on a panel show, nobody knows who they are.a few telly people tried Twitch during lockdown and it was surreal. but the gamer crowd really does not care about the bloke who used to do Trigger Happy TV streaming his life, why would they?just go get a job in America tbqh.
might make a frappe
>>85085865Just goes to show what a scam TV is. Bunch of middle class nepobaby footlights cunts being paid millions of your licence fee money to make endless shitty TV shows with their buddies that no one would actually watch if not for the fact it's on one of the main 5 channels
me? i'm just pretending to have mental health to keep my benefits coming inthe DWP has a quick read of my /britfeel/ posts and says 'yep top rate PIP it is'
>>85085935I wish top rate PIP on you Dee lad
It not coming homes
>>85085894Speaking of Dom Jolly, this is one of the funniest things he ever didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ5u1wYD3yYPeople don't know about this show
PSHAW said the Wordle
>>85085927They're beyond middle class, tbf. You think they're letting mere middle class people on television?
Lids it might not come homes
>>85085927what i don't get is, why can't DEI apply to class? i WANT the BBC to be more 'diverse', in the sense they could actively go out their way to find working-class/non-London/zero-A-levels talent.Limmy is a good example. the goodwill has probably expired tbqh, but he was once a funny bloke who wrote a solid sketch show.just think how many young lads are out there who WOULD make good telly programmes (comedy, drama, whatever) but they end up doing YouTube in their bedrooms instead.
>>85085826>all pink on the insideapparently so
>>85085958>JollyJoly ftfy ur welcome
I like me steak cooked a little bit longer
>>85085967Finding out that 80's "alternative comedy" was a big scam, and none of them were actually working class, was a big heartbreak.I think Ade Edmonson is literally some kind of minor aristocracy.
milk tastes a bit funny, probably because that delivery driver had it in his car for over an hour on a really hot day.but it says 'BBE 17 July' on the label. if that wasn't true, they'd get sued.
Maybe if we make all the same posts again, rattle out all the LEL gimmicks it will get better?
>>85085785There are nice lasses. We call them roses.>>85085798I'm a British lad.
>>85085964True. Remember when they suddenly started putting this unfunny woman on TV everywhere, even gave her a sitcom that ran for five years even though no one watched it? Her uncle was Lord Chamberlain to the Queen. Wow what a coincidence
>>85086017Forgot to attach the picture didn't I
thing coming tonight>ruth>it, home
Me? Soulseek.
I'm over here teasing my batty I got lotion on my batty right now I'm just teasing my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real
>>85086029Aye, based, but even with soulseek I still haven't been able to find this one track that's been fucking bugging me for ages now.
>>85085989i've been to comedy clubs where yeah, it's just some local lad (or EVEN lass) with a talent/hobby, and good for them.but it's like we generally understand this random person won't 'make it big' or whatever. maybe they don't want that (fair enough) but how would they even 'work their way up'? maybe they'll get to Edinburgh Fringe one year, but it's not like there are secret recruiters in the audience. every 'it's a miracle the programme was commissioned at all!' interview makes it sound like even the middleclassoids had to both bullshit their way into it AND know the right people.it's just all a bit shit.
>The queen decides who goes on tvAlright, this shit is just getting fucking retarded now. As if there needs to be a fucking grand conspiracy to the top of the political structure in Britain for the BBC to put some unfunny cunt comediene in a show? That's their bread and butter.
Imagine just being given a sitcom and literally titling it "Miranda", your own real life name and then doing all these promotional talk shows as if you're a serious comedian who has worked your way up the scene. Fucking kek. These people think you're fucking cattle. That licence fee money is just theirs to play with and they're entitled to it because you are a lowly pleb and they are better than you.
>>85086055I think Peter Kay was authentically working class. It happens sometimes.Also shines a new light on that weird attitude BBC comedians always had toward Peter Kay. As if most of them were doing anything as funny as Pheonix Nights.
Might get myself a Wudu Sink
why isn't there more British serious/adult animation, anyway?you'd think with animes getting more popular, some young people + companies would be inspired to make British animes. (yes i've seen those Halas and Batchelor cartoons don't (You) me.)
>>85086092I would let that sink in.P.S Mods are asleep post sinks.
Know me broken by my DeanoGape me it's wild, wokkle bank afterInto my bum againDeanos big cock in my back endSo I've got a a big messy gapeTry to gape it once my way
I think it was Jimmy Carr who once made a crack that you might buy a Peter Kay DVD for a stupid person that you hate.I was taken aback by that when I was twelve or whatever. C'mon, he's a bit funny at least. He's funnier than Jimmy Carr.
>>85086077>>The queen decides who goes on tvNo one said this. It's the fact that it's all class. There's millions of unfunny comedians trying to make it on TV yet they give it to the one who just happens to be literal aristocracy on both sides of her family.
>>85086102lollin, a classic.really don't get that lad saying stuff like>sat there amused by 4chan posts, are you?yeah.
>>85086104Do you make your mates laugh?
technically, the Queen decides who goes on TV in the State Opening of Parliament.
>>85086123I might be in the minority, I rarely find anything in these threads funny. This isn't somewhere I frequent often though.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/15/the-odyssey-review-christopher-nolan-matt-damon5 stars from Peter Bradshaw. oh my days
>>85085969Used to live with a black Jamaican lodger. She was older, average looking but looked good for her age overall and with make up caked on would pass for late 20s. She only had a bath once a week - I've no idea if she washed her bits in between lol. After half a glass of wine though, she'd get really lewd. She was poor, reckon I could have had a shag for 5 quid but her hygiene put me off. However her cousin, on the other hand, was an absolute 8/10 fitty. Only saw her once though and was the complete opposite like a white Stacy
She wouldn't even date him if he were earning less than her and was under 6ft. Turkish women like her would dump him for a wealthier man if the opportunity came along. The amount of times she disrespects her boyfriend in her asmr clearly shows this is just a transactional relationship.Why the fuck would you talk about him feeling sick everywhere and you being disinterested in everything he likes. She even complained about their spa day. It's never good enough for her. A true lover would want to have babies with her boyfriend. He should find someone better who truly will love him.
Scan that QR code at half time you leeches.
Just want to be cuffed and dommed by Detective Hottie
>>85085626Belly pork and baked vegetables.
>>85085740No sauce for me de lid, I forgot it.
>>85086146lad, what's the point of this story?
>>85086025Ruth is so lush.
Pakistan has said they will not take back Shabir Ahmed under any circumstances, so what the fuck is changing our own domestic laws supposed to do to fix this? The only option is to put pressure on Pakistan until they take him back. Cancel all remittances. Sanction all trade. Cancel all current visas for Pakistanis and institute a visa ban indefinitely. Just do fucking SOMETHING already fuck me. Fucking denaturalise Pakistanis in the UK.
might order some scran.would have to shower first thoughalso, then i'd eat some junk, and i'm getting pudgy.maybe i will not order some scran. save my money x
>>85086150>The amount of times she disrespects her boyfriend in her asmrmad how this is just accepted. You see it on TV all the time too. Little digs at the husband. Those property shows where couples go around looking at houses and they "joke" that the woman is the one who gets to make the big decisions. It's time we start calling it out for what it is, financial and emotional abuse.
>>85086150You sound like a female tweenager but you are a short portly man in his 30s
Welper getting shoved off his scooter by a Slovakian teenager in a dingy back alley
Anxious as fuck lads. Just don't want to lose to Argentina of all countries.
>>85086193>you are a short portly man in his 30s1. what is your problem with this?2. what the hell is a 'tweenager'?
BBC must've finally afforded to fly their pundits out to the stadium. Fuck Rooney though.
>>85086150Me? 6'2 dosser with a bad arse pidgey collection. But not collecting clunge at the moment, soz (have I ever collected it? No.)
>>85086170sorry bit drunk.
>>85086216oh bloody hell i didn't realise this was tonight, thanks lad(of all things, i usually get informed by notifications from the Wetherspoons app)
Alright footy lids, who should I bet on? Argentina?
>>85086192Yeah and the cuck boyfriends if they say something in front of them just laughs it off. They make the big decisions yet earn less than their boyfriends. Men have no say because they know the woman will just move on to some other sucker.
you know what, that's 'shower inspo'want to get in the shower before the match is onmight even order some stuff again
>>85086193I am not short but I am not 6ft. I just know when a lad is being taken advantage of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U3T80LyrV8watch this and tell me it's not fucking gold, honestly. LEGENDS were made that day...
>>85086241not being racist but Argentina is white and we all just know that black players are better at football. 2-0 to England.
>>85085967Pretty sure the elites would rather spend millions of your license fee they intimidated you into buying to make tv shows about struggling working class people to shit on and make a mockery of.Can't pay we'll take it away, Jeremy Kyle etc. The elites relish in working to depict the vulnerable working class as scoundrels. Its entertainment to them. Look at those worthless penniless cattle lmao.Structural class prejudice that goes all the way back to feudal times. Britain is bizarre, but sadly not unique in that sense.
>>85086241Hard to really say. England have gotten very lucky so far. Could all be fixed by corrupt FIFA.
>>85086216Don't worry, this match is just to decide who's losing to Spain on Sunday
>>85086225You must be drunk or very stupid.
might flip my bath mat upside down and see what happened to that spider.sorry to trigger the anon who hates dr*gs comparisons, but on a nighttime seeing this big speedy lad was like some acid trip thing. now it's bright and i don't give a damn, it's a spider.
>tweenager>noun>A young human being that is not yet technically a teenager (being less than thirteen years old), but starting to act like one, generally eight to twelve years oldI would say this is an accurate description of how he comes across in his posts.
i support argentina because im a resentful incel who enjoys seeing the hated team win
>>85085672I already supported Argentina tonight, you didn't have to sell it
>>85086260i know i'm such an old bore but fuck me that really was a grim era of telly. entertaining trash, sure, but even at the time it was like>bit cruel there, these are just people struggling, that guy clearly has some mental issues etc.purely totally though, BRING BACK 2000s EDGINESS. at least for younger people. just what they had on Channel 4 and then BBC3. i feel like teenagers/young adults SHOULD just have that kind of comedy (and horror, while we're at it.)
I will no longer be an incel if England wins tonight. Get in there.
pure tonally* even>horrorthat Obsession just felt really toothless. like it was a 12A and not a 15.i miss the Saw films.
>>85086309sounds lush lad, what betting site is that?
>>85086319First three Saw films are kino, then they rapidly drop in quality. The first Saw is a genuinely great thriller, though.
You can't get through life without ruffling a few feathers x
>>85086287I'm mentally retarded at that age, because of traumas. You don't have to be mean about it.
England vs France game on Saturday for third place will be LUSH x
Dude it was like acid man. Dude it was like a spider on acid. I was tripping out man.
Just three good lads engaging in a god given bumsesh.
>Come back to EvriAAAA NOOO NOT THE BOXES NOOO
>>85086328yeah it was a gem of a little 'bottle' mystery.the second one is just wonderfully daft tbqh, like they fixated solely on the traps. it reminds me of that Halloween sequel with Busta Rhymes (H2O maybe?) where it's all strangers in a spooky house, being livestremed on that there World Wide Web.i can't get mad. i like Jason X.
letting my apu watch the wooty on the colour tv tonight
>>85086382>colourthat'll increase the cost of the licence, mind, just so you're aware
Who's got a razorblade for my lines bro yeah chopping up fat liiiiiiiines bro you know drugs? It needs to be a razor blade so it's like the mooooovies man yes I'm a 35 year old man who does drugs it's pretty cool haha
>>85086328>>85086375Hoffman carried the later Saw films
>>85086375The syringe seen from Saw 2 is YUCKY. The first two Hostel films are pretty good too. Hostel 2 is better actually. Hostel 3 had some good ideas but being direct to DVD slop ruined it.
Remember like in the movies bro I became the cool man from the movies
>>85086388you've never done drugs in your life you sad little larper
This is good stuff man not as good as the last stuff from my old PLUG bro but that's good stuff I would know haha
Old people get a free tv licence but you have to cough up for one on bennies kek.
damn that reminds me i did not have a bank note to snort my drugs that i take the other day. fannied about with normal paper until it went all soggy then i was like '...why do i not just use this glossy leaflet? like a roach (drugs.)'no shortage of razorblades though because my neighbour stole my Amazon parcel, Amazon sent me them again and then the neighbour returned them anyway. 200 razorblades, i am SET for LIFES x
>>85086340Do you ruffle your mates feathers often, a cheeky ribbing etc?
>>85086423I've got a silver tube I made
>>85086387he gets it for free as he's on frenefits
I'm just like the cool man from the movies
although for actual shaving i recommend these Derby Extra ones. they're thin and flimsy but they're REALLY sharp (which is all that matters once you get them in your razor).
>steal your neighbours parcel>it's a shit parcel>give it them back
anyone here ever watch film? "dude, where is automobile"
>A TV Licence costs 180 (60.50 for black and white TV sets) for both homes and businesses.Imagine paying 180 quid a year for BBC.
I'm just like one of the cast from inbetweeners but on 4chan and funnier
>>85086340Score prediction little lad? 2-0 England me
I'm just like that Jack Dee but Anonymous
I'm basically Limmy but on britfeel
>>85086340Getting a few wags in for the night lad?
thinking about this now, i would actually like to shave just for the satisfaction of it (like cleaning your ears or something).but it's increasingly pointless because it just regrows. if you're not trying to attract a mate, why bother?even the neckbeard part, for your own comfort. you just trim it down to stubble with a trimmer, it'll be back in a day or two anyway.(also i learned from this comic that being against neckbeards is anti-feminist. whoa.)
>>85086491A 50 year old single father who plays video games for a living and was a cuck?
I'd have friends and a gf if people knew how funny I am on 4chan
Limmy basically had a live-in lodger he called a gf who lived in a separate room for 20 years. Prime years spent on that. Brutal.
Cum on England score some goals that is how it should be x
>>85086503it sad. i wonder if he's living the dream.his books are solid, i just wish they were telly shows tbqh.
>>85086422Also people who are on benefits are exempt from hosepipe bans. Us dole mongs have to fill up our paddling pools on the council estate somehow!
>>85086522He is a millionaire and you aren't. Not sure he needs your advice?
>>85086517even when i was in l*ve we agreed we would find a place with separate rooms.sleeping with someone is just uncomfy sometimes, it's nice to at least have the OPTION to go in the other room.
Not everyone gets my jokes, I operate on levels of irony that only a genius like me gets
>>85086517Makes me wonder if the kid is actually his. His "girlfriend" was fucking other men while they were "together"
Wonder how are roses are holding up
>>85086533>Millionaire Is he fuck kek
it's weirdly cruel blind people get a 50% reduction on their TV licence fee. just let them have it for free tbqh.
I often repeat my jokes over and over because not everyone gets how funny I am the first few dozen times
>>85086547>shewhat happened to councils switched to 'they' for these?
>>85086558They need to find 750k to pay Scott Mills's wage somehow!
>>85086558What about blind and deaf?
Hate how iPlayer is like 10 seconds behind the freesat/freeview.
England fans booing the Argentinian anthem kek
The funniest thing about my jokes an gimmicks unironically ironically isn't that they are funny but that I keep doing them only a comic genius like me gets it ironically unironically
damn i forgot to shower.might get that Radio 5 blasting on the Anker Soundcore x
might order a takeaway in while all the normies are distracted by the World Cup
>>85086520Corr wango man
>>85086541You can tell she was the man in that relationship. She said jump he said how high.>>85086536>we agreed we would find a place with separate rooms.Not a good sign. Women don't want to sleep separately from men they're really into. Maybe with YOU she'd do a separate room, not with a real man.
Nervous as fuck lads fucking hell 2 hours of this
If you agreed to a separate cuck room she's already lost respect for you desu. If you've been married for years, sure. Early days? You're cooked.
>>85086632Good luck with that everyone will be ordering takeaway while the game is on
>>85086639i didn't say it was a woman
>>85086640Hope it doesn't go to pens desu
>>85086536Bro was on that /r/deadbedrooms life before they even moved in
>>85086654aye i'm watching the match too but i'm wondering if i can schedule it in for halftimea few places do the whole <20 minutes thing now and it'd take longer, but if i SCHEDULE it...
kek 2 minutes in and there's already drama
I hate the british, stop posting this genersl
>>85086658Ew. Put that disclaimer at the front next time you compare it to a normal relationship.
>>85086678sorry to hear that anon, will do.can we please have this final thread for the World Cup semi-final? ;__;
>>85086678Thanks for hosting the world cup burger.
>>85086678Youn can honestly get fucked m8
>>85086691gerrim telt wor lid x
I do drugs like in the movies. I'm gay, but not really, but just enough that people think I'm REALLY interesting, like a guy from the movies. It's so cool how I became like the movies.
https://www.youtube.com/live/k3ZAvZcc6GA
lollin, nice save there Guy. we all know what you meant x
>>85086678Murder yourself mutt
i am putting 'being like Rorschach' on hold while i watch the matchjust yous wait until i go back.....
Might have one a wank later
Haha good joke, that reminds me right, one sticky summer night when I was packing my bf's smelly fudge hole, next thing there's a knock on the d->wait what? I didn't know you're gay?Ah haha people often say there's a lot you don't know about me! I'm not quite gay tbf, that's not quite the right word, it's a long story, I've never quite fit into any standard box>that's amazing. I've never met anyone like you. Ever.
tobefair standard boxes are pretty small, they came up with the regulations when men were shorter/slimmer on average.
Not rite what this referee doing x
more likeDIVEgentinaamirite?
>>85086771Least this one didn't forget his foamy spray thing like the last match.
come onnn Englanduse Fire Blast xx
>>85086373Me? I don't save videos of brown men having sex with each other on my computer, but that's just me x
HYDRATION BREAK WHEN???I NEED A WEE
FOOKIN CAM ON
If you like football, you are gay. I mean that literally, you have repressed homosexual urges that force you to drool over masculine forms exercising and sweating and competing in a homoerotic contest to 'conquer' (read: be the topping male partner in gay intercourse) the other side.You are literally a homosexual faggot that loves poopdick and eating man arsehole and sucking dicks which cum in your mouth and swallowing that cum shooting from the tip of a man's penis into your mouth and butthole.
corrr time for a little wee x
Getting that wizza ordered nows for half times x
liking women is gay because you like people that willies have been in
Hydration break in an air-conditioned stadium.
HelperLad2 stealing my idea and not even giving me credit ;_;
Where's Rashford? He hasn't been on for a few games
>>85086858is it just so they can put adverts on in America?
>>85086858Rich coming from a lad like yourself who I'm guessing has clocked maybe 5 hours of exercise cumulatively across the year so far.
might pretend i'm drunk. it's the sort of thing the seether would SAY, and damn if it's not a good idea.
>>85086865Yeah of course it's all about that.>>85086873These are top players. We didn't have these stupid breaks for in many world cups and everything was fine.
>>85086873He nearly got picked once to play football in school at dinner time
we should have screen breaks where the young men can check their phones.
we should have screen breaks where the young men can watch THAT video their phones.
Quick tug then back on the pitch
shave it aff lad you're in your 30s
I am NOT thinking about Sean while the match is on I am NOT infatuated
>cooking video>17 minutes long>first 11 is some prick talking about how the dish is dear to their heart because their grandma blah blah blah...
damn these Argies are aggro
Might as well, need something to keep busy and a bit extra moneyI hate parcels so much
Not fucking on this ref it rigged it not lush x
>>85086924Post link, lad
>>85086924shame, that. by and large, cooking videos are just well-made. it's a solved problem.same thing happened to written recipes, it's why i try to stick to BBC Food. just has the ingredients and instructions (not on a JavaScript 'card' at the end, that just IS the recipe, on the web page )
Good call, refberg
going to beat off my boyfriend after this match x
I don't usually watch footy but is there a reason this Argentinian team are being such aggressive shitheels?
>>85086967good gif imbs
>>85086976Still bitter about the Falkland's war x
>>85086976might be one of those countries where they're in real trouble if they lose? actual harm to them or their familys
UK related thread on /biz/>>>/biz/62481958
finally.might put on my (size S) pyjama top after this shower.
Utter disgrace. Should've been a corner it not fucking right.
>>85087022troll thread, that.>>85086983
>>85087025Put on a halftime show for us lad x
robbed of a corner
woops clicked the wrong post
>>85087034What's the context of this image? Why is he crying like that?
>>85087043I didn't make it, but a lot of the crying is just him pretending
i dont really understand football, who is winning?
>>850870580 - 0 lad. take a wild guess
Paying your tv licence for this lot.
might put on my T-shirt that's a video game reference but then someone might talk to me about it.
>>85087069They forgot to do their cringe "scan the QR code" advert today
Fuck me. UK sports broadcasting rights are mental at the moment. You need to subscribe to three or four services if you want to legally watch them all. And what the fuck is up with Bundesliga coverage nowadays? KINNEL!
>>85087069Don't pay for one lad they still have more money than you and better lives.
>>85087043his life ruin, his many creditors chase him
>>85087083They just did it right now, LMAO. The pundit said not to blame him.
Still not giving a shit about footballStill not giving a shit about you NORMIES watching the footballThe sooner this shit is over and one with the sooner we can resume normal operations>HUR DUR I ARE A ROBOTNope. Normie. Have a fucking word with yourself about your robot larping.Cunt.
>>85087083They just did. Right before the second half starts...great timing.
Big queue of Apus at Beachy Head this evening. They've set up picnics but are no doubt ready to jump once they know it's not coming home. x
>>85087157What did you say all I heard was screeching and feet being stamped
Bored to tears watching this game x
AH, JUST BEAUTIFUL X
Fuck sake. Kids over the road shout GOAL before my stream catches up. Shall be shutting the windows.
Ok we're so back
>camera pans to victoria beckham>stony facedkek
Based sean look-a-like scored
>>85087157You post the gimmicks we've all seen before, sweetie. We'll all HOWL and applaud later x
Tackle as good as a goal
some lads like stuff i don't and that's fine
FUCK messiFUCK argentina
As it stands, we'll be going to the final.Mental
>England shoot + score right as i'm carefully jetwashing under my bell
Posh and Becks embracing, man and wife. Two things you will never have.
Me and Deano are fucking wissed x
>>85087236Can't fucking stand him. Can't wait til he retires
>>85087255Why don't you get a few wags in if we win x
>>85087255Has abdool been in to change your night time nappy?
cor choongonna quickly pop downstairs check th post hope that's OK lads
Women all over the world absolutely soaking wet watching real men on that pitch
>>85087297i just went downstairs in my shortsfelt weird tbqh, it's what they call a 'comfort zone challenge' but i'd rather wear trousers(my body you have no rights)
I wonder if Sean is sat alone watching the match in his bedroom on his monitor/laptop like (You)?
>>85087320he got that new telly.i'm on my monitor though yeah. prefer headphones anyway.
>Overdraft remaining: 171.06o aye. too late for a Mexican, thinking pizza.
Delivery guy will be so interested in my t shirt. Everyone is really fascinated by me, the slightest fashion choice will not go unnoticed. Everyone is always thinking about me and how cool I am like I am a cool guy from a movie but in a not cringe, complex meta irony way.
>>85087337>New telly Perfect for watching THAT video then?
It's really cool taking drugs in your mid 30s this activity people do as a phase in their 20s then move on. For me there's a meta ironic twist which makes it still cool.
Get fucking Terry and Ferdinand on x
Might got for a shit, I can't watch.
I use my benefit money to take drugs but not like THAT. It's in a meta ironic way where I'm actually the cool smart guy. I am gay, but not like THAT. It's meta ironic conceptual.
knew it was fucking happening
Shitters
not ideal there de lids
>>85086259>Argentina is white
ffs looking at the small Sainsbury's that does deliveries up until 10:30. some normal priced stuff but then it's e.g. 4.30 quid for cheddar slices WHAT
fuck we were so close
ENGLAND HAVE CHOKED AGAIN THE STUPID WALLIESKNEW MOROCCO WOULD WIN
they're coming home they're coming home
>>85087412how the hell is that an original post?
Get me on that fucking pitch right now x
AM COMIN HOMETO BEAT MY BLACK SPROGCUM ON INGERLIND
The German cunt's done us
LMAOOOOOSHREKD
fucked it right up the ol brown eye
>>85087388Are you THIS salty about everyone who is more likeable than you?
British roses getting beat up tonight
Why do England always do so shit at the last minute?
>>85087446Small case on ketmong
Garn full scale tonight either way it not fucking right
>>85087452They'll be British rosebuds by the time the night's finished de lid.
>>85078528So far, so good. This will be a tidy earner if it comes in.
>>85087458Is everyone who thinks you are a salty little man THAT poster?
Based black guy fouling Messi.
>>85087452ENGLISH roses if you please x
look at me, actualy watchign football like a proper block
Get me a fucking wokkle them fucking Argentinian Diegos cant fuck off x
The best team won. Simple as.
kicking off, me
Well, going to watch some youtube now https://youtu.be/F2EwxNDQWRw
would have rather gone out in the fucking groups
Thank fuck thats all done and dusted
oh, that's it? They fuckin lost?Football is shit. Never watching again. Fuck off.
The third worlders simply wanted it more tbqh.
>Refunded (1)>Fridge Raiders Slow Roasted Chicken Breast Bites (70g)second-worst thing that's happened in the past few minutes
>>85087501Get a fucking bag in x
For me? It was Henrik Larsson in Celtic. Crossy style.
We going home we going home we going
how we all feeling, Englandfags? You didn't really think they were going to win, did you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfinally this bullshit is all wrapped up
Is Wayne Rooney drunk? Why is he slurring?
>>85087541yeah he's drunk
>>85087541he's just from Liverpool dummy
Welper's chocolate Deano going mental tonight. Hope he's safe x
Starting to think this might actually be the real HHL. Grim if true.
FUCKING HELL LADS, HOW DO I CALM DOWN MY APU?!?!?!?!?!?!? PLEASE SOMEBODY HE-
Corrr and phwoarrr, what a delishus English rose eh?
Might need a bacon buddy dance to cheer myself up tbqh de lids.
Roses cowering at home. Not rite
>>85087568She wouldn't let you fucker, lad.
Mugs the lot of you. Normie ball strikes again. Pathetic. Go to church and redeem yourself.
got this toff pizza coming in from the toff shopgoing to drown my sorrows x
>>85087576proper whiffy minge on her in this weather corrrr
>>85087561Tripcode hhl is the troll. Namefag hhl is the man himself.
>>85087586sean youre a nonce
You can do all THOSE gimmicks now lad we are paying attention, we will wince at them as usual x
oh i see MATHIAS who is on his motorbike. no longer fancy delivering my food, do you?very nice of you to stop still doing nothing for a while before you cancelled. i know what street you were on, i know what you were up to.
>>85087475I shall not be sharing odds in decimals, cos I am not a spackery spackerton
watched football for the first time ever, and now I feel like shit. Why do people like this?
>>85087589You don't know what a vagina smells like, lad.
>>85087590Actually its the other way around i reckon
>>85087599it's much easier to watch when you don't care who wins or loses
>>85087594And he's run rings around you wee fella.
>>85087611but then it's just the grass show
wew KWAME coming in clutch, right by Sainsbo's already. just hope the drinks have come out the fridge, would like to have one with my 'za x
>>85087599It's alright if you pick a team that actually wins things
>OH MY DAYS IS DOLLY STILL IN THE THREAD OH MY GOD I'M LIKE AN EXCITED PUPPY PISSING IT'S SELF. PLEASE BE TRUE.
>the grass showdrugs?
>>85087627why would i not support england?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHO'S CAMIN HOUM???
Bored fantasist spinning the wheels
got some proper social anxiety going onthis bloke is speeding over like it's a race, i don't know how to to talk to people and he might not accept that i don't have a valid ID
>>85087501kys nonce lover
Englands gone and THROWN it away Gone and BLOWN it away.. fucking ell lads.
>>85087660Just imagine you're at one of the parties you used to go to or talking to one of your 50 mates before you started this pretend life
>>85087603Heavenly mate HEAVEN-LY
>>85087686Making some chips lad, got any salt to spare?
Me? Live in a party flat flatshare with my party mates and my gay clubbing mates I travel across the country with. This is just how life turns out when you can't talk to people.
Me? Always been unlikeable, bitter, resentful now I lash out online as therapy.
I know it's a really strange coincidence but after my life of socialising and partying it was JUST after I'd decided I can't be arsed working and fancied going on benefits I suddenly realised I can't talk to people. It can happen to anyone.
Could never stand people who are interesting, still can't but 4chan gives me an outlet for my anger.
BALL GO IN NET BUT BALL GO IN... WRONG NET?!NOOOOOO ME BEAT WIFE OOGA BOOGA!!!
I can find fault with peoples lives, can't fix my own, though.
>>85087646In club football I mean there's like 4-5 teams that win everything. If you're not a mong you just pick one of those instead of watching your shit local club fight relegation every year.
When I'm upset and angry at the world that owes me everything I go to 4chan and let my child ego take over.
Might get on the Karaoke with Deano x
>>85087744This but unironically originalfootysmashfemoidface420
Well, that's the distraction of football over, back to the usual grind eh, lads?
>>85087697>Heavenly mate HEAVEN-LYConfirmed, you do not know what a vagina smells like.
>>85087744>it's only a game lov-ACK
>>85087783Phwoar looks like me only me teeth look worse and hair is shorter
>>85087766Are you still doing the world cup final half time show lid?
o aye we got that Tory 'za+ the tinnies are ice cold and that is LUSH
>>85087818Sitting alone in his room posting on 4chan, of course, he does it all day every day x
>>85087820Kinell la you won the lotto or something? Just copping a Taste the Diffo like it's nothing
England won x
just shaved me pubes and blocked the plug hole in the shower for fucks sake
>>85087757i don't care about that. I want the place I live in to win, so I can feel some qausi nationalistic pride. I thought that was the entire point.
>>85087837just that PIP. still waiting to see if i've been backpaid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6gkitchen roll at the ready x(Ulillillia won.)
Seethers can stay here and fill up this thread.Sound lads have a new home for the next few hours.>>85087849>>85087849>>85087849
We not real country we must give Islas Malvinas back...
Necked all them wokkles so getting on them jars nows x
well and truly sick of life and this gay planet
