/r9k/ - have you ever crapped your pants? how long did it - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

07/15/26(Wed)18:03:37 No.85087971

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Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)18:03:37 No.85087971 Archived

have you ever crapped your pants? how long did it stay warm? did you let it marinate?

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)18:36:13 No.85088207

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)18:36:13 No.85088207

>>85087971
The last time I crapped my pants, I was a toddler. I remember it vividly. The shit smeared all up my fucking arm, and I decided it would never happen again.

I was sick, and I went to bed and woke up, and there was just shit everywhere!

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)18:38:35 No.85088220

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)18:38:35 No.85088220

Not a full on shit but I have a sharted a few times. Not fun.

Anonymous
07/15/26(Wed)18:42:24 No.85088241

Anonymous 07/15/26(Wed)18:42:24 No.85088241

A long time ago I was going through a non drinking phase, and went out with some friends, and drank like 5 diet cokes. Got on the night bus home. Half an hour later, my stomach rumbles like there's something going down. I'm still 15 minutes away from the center of town, where the bus drops off. When I get there I can barely walk lol. I shuffle into a car park (nobody around) and unleash a torrent of disgrace under the entry ramp. I wipe with my underwear and walk home in disgrace.