>>85088136
>Cold water showers
>Wear practically nothing
>Drink gallons of cold water

now you know how european felt when you made fun of us

>>85088136
>Picrel
I hope you dont

Have you ever masturbated with fruit?
I did it with a microwaved banana peel because someone told me it felt like a pussy.
It didn't and I just got gunk all over my penis.

Reminds me of this classic doujin where a futa fucks a melon.
https://exhentai.org/g/42989/a3695b9339/

Get a box fan and stick it in the window. We used to do it all the time, zoomie. Europoors still do it, apparently. Stick a frozen water bottle in front of a fan to help blow cool air on you, works for a bit. Sleeping is the worst part. I used to get those little ice pack things that go in a lunchbox to help keep it cold, and then I'd throw a few on my bed before I went to sleep to cool it off, then sleep with one or two under my pillow so I could turn it over and get the cold side when I started to get uncomfortable.

I haven't used air conditioning in like 6 years. During the day I keep the windows closed and the sunlight blocked completely with black curtains. At night I open the windows up and stick a box fan in each one to get the air circulation. Honestly it's not even bad I'm sitting in front of the fan rn just chilling with an ice cold drink.

If you have full bedding, remove the comforter and sleep only with the sheet covering you. Sheets are meant for temperature regulation and to keep you from getting too hot under the comforter (in winter if you're super cold try using just the comforter, it will trap heat in really well without the sheet), so if you use just the sheet it should feel much colder when you have a fan on. Even if you have no fan, it should still help.

who the hell fucks a watermelon I mean if yo ueat it after or like bukake in it with your partner and then eat it such a waste.

>>85088149
Europoors barely reach low 80s most of the time

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maybe something like this