>So we noticed, mr. anon, that there is a gap of roughly 9 years in your resume....We were wondering, how exactly did that came to be? What did you do during all that time?
>>85088871Lie on your resume. Everyone does it to some degree.
>>85088871What I did was make up a bunch of experience since I was applying from a different country to grad school, then after I graduated I basically had a fresh slate.
>>85088871I was trying to become a drug dealer and start up a meth empire. Then the cartel sent a video of a pit bull eating my friend/partner alive balls first. So I was pretty depressed for a while. After that I just worked various group home jobs for minimum wage.