Would you date a profoundly autistic woman who constantly touches her vagina and says "ITS GLORPY" when she does it?
>>85089567Only if I'm allowed to smack it and make really loud glorpy sounds.
>>85089567what the actual fucki have the weirdest boner right now how do i obtain this
>>85089567no, because i do not think sex and silliness should mix. i already hate jestermaxxing. I refuse to do it in bed>You sound boringPlayful teasing is fine but let's leave the stand up routine for after, yeah?
i can make sex even more awkward so her doing that wouldn't phase me
>>85089567Am I attracted to her? I think that's the main driving force to tolerating anything.
>>85089567that sounds like it would be very endearing and funni, onigiri
>>85089567are you saying ur a woman who does this
>>85089567I would ONLY date a woman like this
>>85089567Only if she cosplays as Yakub when we do the fucking.
>>85089938Disagree, boring anon. You can bet your ass that I would make a joke if something suboptimal happens in bed like me not getting hard or something and we both laughing about a temporary inconvenience! Jestermaxxing is our way of living and if my funeral isn't going to make people go "wtf, lol", then I consider it a failure and a missed opportunity to make a joke.
is this really what men want?
>>85089567>hold both of her wrists>slowly pulls her hands to my face>take a sampleGlorpy, indeed!
there's no such thing as autistic women. every women have a dozen social circles by default because everyone automatically includes themcan you stop with the stolen valor shit
>>85090399Glorpy vaginas? Yes. What was your first clue?
>>85089567Yes that's not even a noticeable downside. I just want someone to love and spend time with.
ITS GLORPIN TIME
