you wake up and now live in england. what do?
>>85089879Go on holiday to Pattaya beach with the lads.
>>85089879immediately go like>oi m8 it chewsday innitjust to get them daft cunts to chew my arms off
>>85089879>quick stop at toby's>AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE
steal a moncler, become a roadman
Get my health problems fixed without going bankrupt even if I got to wait or be treated by an Indian doctor.
>>85089879>englandAcquire a knife-wielding license and then kill myself.
oi m8 lads lets start dif day ohf rite with a cuppa tea WITH MILK.... Reckon I'll have some brekkie
I idealize living in england like being a hobbit in a shire. just being chill and drinking teanot sure if its accurate
make sure I don't pay my loicense
>>85089879>what do?Move back to the us.
>>85089879Enjoy the weather, assuming there's no heatwave going on.
>>85089879Enjoy living in the house like picrel, looks comfy
>>85089879Go 'round to knock up me china, then we'd move our plates down to the run-a-dub for some builders & Brittanys.
>>85090851Dammit*rub-a-dub
>>85089879beat my wife because we lost the world cup yesterday night
>>85090698>share walls with your neighbours>get to hear their tv all night, at best>get to hear their dog>get to hear their crying brat>get to hear them fucking>at worst, get to hear them yell at you>nowhere to parkthat's the worst of it but nothing about these shitty moldy hovels is even remotely redeeming
post on 4chan and get arrested because of expressing an politically incorrect opinion and failure to pay for an internet licence