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you wake up and now live in england. what do?
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>>85089879
Go on holiday to Pattaya beach with the lads.
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>>85089879
immediately go like
>oi m8 it chewsday innit
just to get them daft cunts to chew my arms off
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>>85089879
>quick stop at toby's
>AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE
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steal a moncler, become a roadman
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Get my health problems fixed without going bankrupt even if I got to wait or be treated by an Indian doctor.
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>>85089879
>england
Acquire a knife-wielding license and then kill myself.
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oi m8 lads lets start dif day ohf rite with a cuppa tea WITH MILK.... Reckon I'll have some brekkie
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I idealize living in england like being a hobbit in a shire. just being chill and drinking tea

not sure if its accurate
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make sure I don't pay my loicense
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>>85089879
>what do?
Move back to the us.
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>>85089879
Enjoy the weather, assuming there's no heatwave going on.
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>>85089879
Enjoy living in the house like picrel, looks comfy
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>>85089879
Go 'round to knock up me china, then we'd move our plates down to the run-a-dub for some builders & Brittanys.
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>>85090851
Dammit

*rub-a-dub
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>>85089879
beat my wife because we lost the world cup yesterday night
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>>85090698
>share walls with your neighbours
>get to hear their tv all night, at best
>get to hear their dog
>get to hear their crying brat
>get to hear them fucking
>at worst, get to hear them yell at you
>nowhere to park
that's the worst of it but nothing about these shitty moldy hovels is even remotely redeeming
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post on 4chan and get arrested because of expressing an politically incorrect opinion and failure to pay for an internet licence



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