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i met a homeless girl on /soc/ and i was up fromt about being a neet who lives with my parents. she acted very into me and ended up actially having sex with me. now she is asking me to marry her and join the military so that they can give us a house and i can breed her. i feel like theres a catch and shes trying to get housing but on the other hand, it would be pretty easy to see if she is truthful about wanting children. my dick is screaming at me to live with her and breed her
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>>85091055
Sounds pretty gay. Just move in with her, then have wild homeless sexy sex in her cardboard boxy box.
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>>85091055
>she is asking me to marry her and join the military
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>>85091096
okay but the difference is that this woman probably doesnt want babies
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>>85091099
>okay but the difference is
fucking cope
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>>85091103
I joined Russian telegram dating group of curiosity and it's spammed non stop with dating groups like this. Date military man, with AI slop cover image.
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>>85091123
Literally dozens of such groups
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>>85091123
I know, it's a real thing. Don't know how prevalent it is, but it's real.
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>>85091055
If you are stupid enough to join zogbots consult military branches diagram first.
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>>85091055
you're making a mistake. i promise you are. i have no ill intent here, if something is too good to be true it probably is.
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>>85091149
but what if she does push out my babies though then she will be bound to me. surely she isnt evil enough to leave her children without a father. right???
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>>85091055
Damn they're finally MKultraing the foids to lure incels into the military... real land war with Iran must be dropping soon!
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>>85091157
>MKultraing
another simp rat cope
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>>85091055
>homeless girl

Ew, diseased vagina.
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>met on /soc/
Likely not actually homeless. Just attention whore bpdemon that fled family and could return at any point.
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>>85091132
>testosterone comes from women shouting
this explains why certain married men go bald at an early age



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