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You want a slice?
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what the fuck is a "super supreme thin n crispy?"
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>>85091064
You want a slice or not? I don't need your life story bro
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where do you live that pizza hut is so cheap?
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>>85091058
Yes please.
The pizza hut in my hometown closed down last year... it was the only pizza place in my entire bumfuck town that did delivery, and I'm an autistic NEET shut-in :(
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>>85091084
Holy fucking hell that image goes insanely hard. I nearly jumped out of my seat when I seen Peter's face. But anyway, I feel you on the whole bumfuck town autistic neet shut-in no pizza bit, it's the same for me.
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>>85091090
Did you also try doordash one time, and have a horribly awkward experience with a Peruvian man that didn't speak any English at all aside from "I have you food, where you", and kept replying "no habla Ingles" when you would read, as slowly and clearly as possible, the simple street address he was supposed to deliver it to, an experience that thereby putt you off food delivery services forever (as if the pricing wasn't already ridiculous)?
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>>85091113
lol nah, I wouldn't be a shut-in NEET if I wanted to talk to Peruvian men. Rather just eat peanut butter out the jar and starve to death.
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The pizza is here take a slice boys don't be shy
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>>85091145
What's worse is that one of the pizza hut delivery drivers was a cute girl who delivered for me for years, and I was sure I was gonna work up the confidence to ask her out after several dozen or hundred more such deliveries... oh well.
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>>85091058
That shit sounds hella dry and gay and for that reason I'm out. I like my pizzas thick. I like pizzas with a lot of meat on them, specifically sausage.
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>>85091177
Yeah I bet you like lots of meat and specifically sausage heheh hohoho
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>>85091177
Yeah it's "dry" in my country we don't have disgusting greasy pizzas and we can in fact see our feet when we loom down.

Look either you want a slice or you don't can't help you if you don't got no use for a man like that no use at all
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>>85091182
You bet your sweet behind I love sausage on pizza. I love the feel of the thickness and the savory taste of its juices. It is so meaty, so filling, so delicious. Fag, you can eat your thin pizza.
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A lot of innuendo in this thread. Not enough eating. Look what you made me do:
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>>85091175
Damn that's heartbreaking anon, a few more thousands in tips and you could have had her.
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>>85091211
I take my pan pizza supremacy back. This looks like a solid 69/420 pizza
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It's all good boys I got another plate, tuck in don't be shy
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>>85091259
YUMMY! GIVE ME A SLICE PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



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