Would you be hurt if your gf had a dildo bigger than you?
>>85091178I bet it would hurt -- if she tried to use it ON me! Haha!
>>85091178Kinda impressed because I'm already on the larger side
>>85091178I could fit that in my ass, easily.
>>85091194Literally top buys on amazon is 10 inch BBC
>>85091178>Would you be hurt if your gf had a dildo bigger than you?No? Why would you be jeleous of a massager?
>men watch porn regularly with women with bigger boobs and butt while married: perfectly okay!>women have larger dildo than tjeir lover's size: NNNNOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT OKAY!Moid double standards as always.
>>85091178First I would be impressed cause I amPretty big. Secondly I would tell her to show me how she uses it and make her masturbate in front of me and then use it to make her cum. God I am so horny. I need to get laid
>>85091194>>85091529>teehee am so big>t. 5.61 inches
>>85091536A little over 7 if you must know
>>85091178Correct me if I'm wrong but the taper on those suggests more anal masturbation, so while it shouldn't matter because masturbation is different in terms of intent and stimulation, similar to porn, depending on the guy if that's a no go for him it makes sense to just do it yourself instead. Or the guy is just lying or larping for viral cuckposting purposes who knows.
>>85091178>>85091600this is a clay waterer used for potted plants that need to be watered from below and for a long time
>>85091582Anything between 7 and 8 inches is the "I'm lying about my dick size, but I'm trying to be less obvious about it" dick size.
>>85091247You had that saved on your PC, faggot?
>>85091529Same. I would help her get off as well.
>>85091247We buy these to stick to cars who park like assholes. They're not even made of material that is safe for skin contact.
>>85091178No. I don't think I would care.
>>85091247no, I looked this up before and best sellers are ~7 inch white dildos and many of the reviews were white men
>>85091736I have nothing to prove. I have a bone pressed length of a tiny bit over 7 inches. I am also having a panic attack from having too much caffeine and am mentally ill so the good comes with plenty of bad. I am high on the crazy scale high on the hot scale
>>85092250Right? You can make it romantic
I don't think I'd be jealous or worried about cheating. What's the odds of her meeting a man with a cock the size and shape of an artillery shell?
>>85091178That is shit from a butt.
>>85091178This is a terracotta spike for watering plantsHow it works is you put water in it then shove it into the soil and the water slowly leeches out because terracotta is semipermeableIt's just a convenient way to water plants that has several advantages
>>85094844so why is she shoving it in her PUSSY!??
it looks like ceramics
>>85094844this is what i thought too
>>85094844I had no clue that was a thing but that is very smart and now I want one. Thank you
>>85095623you're just gonna shove it up your cunt! you dirty bitch!
>>85091178I'm watching a girl on soc take a dog dildo instead of becoming a mother. I fucking hate women.
>>85095688shouldn't you hate yourself for that
