You forgot the [Inspiring]

Maybe impressive for a bunch of nerds who have only played sheet music their whole life who are being directed to recreate the progression of a very popular pop song... Why is this cool why is this genius? There's more impressive improv being done in any jazz bar.

I hate this little faggot Jacob Collier bitch-ass-I-modulated-the-7th-Locrian-on-a-hypermixolydian dorian-twice-inverted-BbaMinAug#6.5-chord-while-farting-during-my-morning bowel-movement-looking piece of shit fucking hate him. Cannot stand him. He's a grifter, he scams people out of money by pretending he makes good music. Fuck this "improvises" with orchestra bullshit, I skimmed through, he just gives them verbal directions, which IS FUCKING STUPID. Classical musicians are trained to read sheet music, just fucking hand out the sheet music, give them 3 seconds to gloss over it (because it's all triads from what I put together) and set the tempo, you don't need to waste everyone's time with this bullshit breaking apart the fucking orchestra and hearing each bit in isolation before putting it together FUCKING CUNT. I hate this guy, I hate him I hate his dumb-ass smile, I hate that he has so much fucking musical knowledge but only produces the most garbage trite, and people suck his dick so fucking hard. I want someone to beat the shit out of this fucker, to steal one of his kidneys, so that he may properly, legitimately, genuinely suffer so that then, AND ONLY THEN, he might actually make music with a bit of soul, but instead he directs musicians, who've spent their lives perfecting one of the hardest genres of music to play, he directs these top-tier musicians to play pop drivel; fuck your ass with a big wooden spoon Jacob Collier. I'd rather waste 15 minutes of my life writing this hate-fuelled diatribe of Jacob cunt Collier than waste it listening to his "improvising;" it's not improvising because you already knew beforehand exactly what you wanted.

Cunt.

whats his best song?

>>85091535
Seething because you are being outdone by some popular kid who will be bald in 10 years time is crazy work.

He is more accomplished than the biggest larper here, and your do-nothing screed only enforces that. If you focused on yourself, you would get more done.

>>85091278
No, I just like impressing boomers with shitty guitar solos I didn't write that took me months to learn. They don't even know who this nigga is but they think I'm Slash. So I win.