>high school>2009>fat kid>going into highschool freshman year, it's summer >somehow get memed into trying out for the football team>not athletic but whatever>go to weight training all summer >hell on earth, have never exercised that much in my life>literally fat and 15 years old running laps>always come in last>football tryouts come>literally a runt>my older brother is probably embarrassed of me as he's a senior on the varsity team>bring a watch to practice and put it in my football practice pants >other guys start asking for the time>guys start calling it the "crotch watch">jfl>eating cup noodles at break while all the guys I'm sitting with are eating actual food>wasn't embarrassed then but when I gained some awareness realized how embarrassing that is>eventually pass tryouts, get on team >one of the coaches starts calling me a nickname >eventually everyone on the team starts calling me that nickname>school starts>all my football teammates calling me the nickname during school>causes everyone else to start calling me the nickname>wtf.jpg>went by that nickname in high school for the entire four years>weird>we go 10-0 during my freshman year football stint though >during the banquet one of the coaches said I was one of the most important players >might have been patronizing me>get cut from football team sophomore year>jfl
>>85092271>played sports in HS, football of all thingsnormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormienormie
>>85092301My guy I got like 3 plays the entire season lmfao. Though I would recommend anyone on this board in high school to try out for a sport. Even if you're the lowest ranker it's an experience
>>85092271what was the nickname? crotch watch?i remember the first day of high school i got asked to join the football team but i declined, i considered it though. turns out my high school had the worst football team in the state or something, they literally never won a game.
>>85092359You should've tbqh. It's fun. Even with a shit team. Practice sucks if you're not in shape but the sportsmanship between team members and things like that are pretty good. The nickname was basically a shortened part of my last name, not a humiliating one lul
>>85092313>I would recommend anyone on this board in high school to try out*GET OUT
you went to high school in 2009 and you're still thinking about it?
>>8509239224/7 actually. I dream about pulling the crotch watch out of my pants nightly
>>85092375i was into the whole emo thing back then i was in a band back then which is like being in the football team in a way, it's one of the quintessential american teenager pastimes. but i wasn't a normie either.
>>85092431Being in a band back in the day was seriously a good way to get pussy, actually better than being on the football team
>>85092465i didn't get any pussy, we were shit.
>>85092558Holy kek it's so over
>>85092574yeah, it doesn't help that i underwent twink death after high school too.
