Perks of being a short man, according to this random image I stoleDiscuss
>>85092864Number 5 is the only one I found beneficial as a lil nigga.
>>85092864Bro when would any of these ever be useful lol, why would i need to disguise myself as a childI think the only perk is that you can apparantly gain muscle faster , or so ive heard
>>85093014I disguise myself as a child all the time to get lower prices at the zoo and on rides at the fair. Also if I'm ever on a huge ship that is sinking and they start loading women and children first on escape boats, guess what? I'm a child.
A manlet and a child look obviously different.
>>85092864>More girls taller than you.>Live a bit longer, slightly more healthy in general.>Less Back Pain.>Muscle Gain is more visible (but so is fat).>Clothes and Shoes can be cheaper, rarely ever more expensive than normal size.>Can fit or squeeze into more placesYou'd think that wouldn't matter, but you'd be surprised how often you need to get past something or someone.>Less intimidatingAgain, that sounds like a negative but there's plenty of times when you don't want to appear threatening to people in today's world. >Easier DietsYou need less food, which means less opportunities to poison yourself in today's world.
I'm a bald short guy with large sized feet. Also my small frame would more than likely make me be cast as a Halfling than a Dwarf.
>>85092864i'm average height (5'10), and get all the usual benefits of being short without any of the social penalties of being short. would recommend.
>>85094236>average height (5'10)Who is going to tell him
>>85094236>(5'10)that is extremely short in today's day and age, anon. i'm 5'10 myself and most of the dudes i see when i go somewhere like the grocery store tower over me
>>85094243stop giving tall people body dysmorphia by telling them they're shortt. 5'5
>>85094284>5'10>tall peopleI hate pajeets
>>85094295i literally have pale white skin and blue eyes but i get there is no convincing you so whatever
>>85093077I'm more curious why a grown ass man is making frequent trips to the zoo and fair. Like had you said food at the fair I'd understand but those prices are universal and don't change because your age.
>>85094236>>85094282>>85094295nta but im 5'4 and whitegenuinely fucked up height dynamics today that even 5'10 is short (which was the minimum height to be hitlers personal guard mind you)
>>85094313its literally just an r9k meme. sorry but if you're 5'10 you're not a manlet you are average. this is stolen valor
>>85092864If you happen to like men and you're short you can have a LOT of fun, it opens a door to a whole another world of pleasure.
>>85094282interesting, where i live theres usually about an equal amount of men either taller or shorter than me, but generally i find most of the time i'm pretty much eye to eye with most other dudes. like i don't have to talk up very often, but neither do i talk down. i don't think i've ever been a social situation where my height ever changed the outcome of anything. maybe i would have more positive outcomes if i was taller, or more negative ones if i was shorter, but at the height i am i don't believe it really plays a part in anything very much.
>>85094322i didnt say its short, i just said people treat it as short nowadays im actually short and i know how it is
>>85094311I get discounted food at the zoo not the fair, free in fact. I hop the fence and disguise myself as a child monkey then steal their fruits and nuts.
>>85092864>your shoe size is more likely to go on saleIt's more likely to not even be available as men shoes. Most stores I know consider that men feet start at 42EU. I wear 39EU so I often have to get kid shoes or women's shoes. It's super mega ultra humiliating.
>>85094348i don't think people would consider that actually short unless you live in scandinavia or something. most people would consider that average. never being the tallest person in the room doesn't make you short, it just means you are shorter than some people, in the same way that tall people are shorter than some people too. i think body fat is a far more consequential pillar in social hierarchy than height ever could be. trust me in that the ripped manlets are getting far more play than an obese 6'4 guy will ever get.
>>85094334at least im lucky in that regard, trying to get a woman at 5'4 is basically impossible especially when the average person my age is 6ft+>>85094527im also a 39/40 eu shoe size, same problem with finding mens shoes>>85094541well, height matters more than being fat or ripped lola 6'4 gets infinitely more pussy than a ripped 5'7 guybasic blackpill knowledge
>>85094611Lol what a tranny fag.
the cheap clothing and shoes is actually pretty great. especially if you live in the u.s. where the average guy wears an xl shirt.
>>85094350Kek. This anon is trying to have the world see Harambee 2
>>85093014Dude if you're short and you aren't childmaxxing then how the fuck are you planning on getting first dibs on all the best rides and arcade games at Chuck-E-Cheese?God I love shitposting on a Thursday!
>>85095604I didn't even realize it was a Thursday. I'm so fucked.
>>85095656I'm a NEET so I'm equally as fucked and not fucked on any given day relative to another!
>>85092864>lightningYeah, slightly.>Balcony railing. Yes. Ironically, the world is built for short people more often.>discounts on bottom shelfMaybe? Probably not.>disguise as childThis just is an insult. Unless you're below 5'2, there's no shot.>dwarf castI guess? Who's doing that though?>rainNo. It does not matter. How often are you standing, anyway?>child's clothesI mean, sure. After I stopped growing, I didn't have to always buy new clothes every year and clothes were easy to buy and fix for my size.>middle seats on airplanes.Yup. It's more confortable for sure. My legs have enough room.>if you troon, you could passYeah, but if I trooned, I'd get bonemogged hard. I have chad chin bones and thus have a mascupity. You can see my male soul in my face through whatever feminine shit you put on it, and the rest of me for that matter. I have wide shoulders and ribs and and kinda blocky. But I can pull off the starving guy look. Moreover, you lose this anyway when you get old. I do envy women, and I do think one can transcend misandry by successfully passing as a woman, but that not gonna happen for me. I'd do better twinkmaxing or gentleman-maxing.>you blend into crowds more easilyIt's true. To women, I can basically stop existing randomly. I can get away with a little more and people just trust me to be decent more often than other guys. People don't go out of there way to keep their distance from me as they do other men. I'm basically castrated and without a body, socially speaking. So people see me as disposable and will talk to me.
>>85092864>mfw reading these "perks"
