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>start a Substack
>write articles about raping women
>other women start messaging you and begging you to come rape them
It's literally that easy
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>>85094294
True. I used to do M4F audio and had sex with a girl who flew out to see me because of it.
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>>85094294
>substack
more than 50% chance it's fake.
>write articles
Obviously not gonna work for 99% because no one will read it. Especially now.

Anyways, not news that women will sleep with famous and popular guys.

>>85094300
>M4F audio
Why? As in, why did you start? It feels so... gay? Did you get turned on by your own speaking?
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>>85094387
I started because women complimented my voice and I shared my smut with them and they asked me to make a custom audio. What's gay about confirmed women you meet on a streaming app paying to schlick to your voice?
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>>85094489
BRO IVE BEEN TRYING TO PUT ANONS ON THIS AUDIO PORN SHIT THEY COULD BE MAKING BANK.
Im specifically talking to you, southern anon with a deep voice.
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>>85094489
>shared my smut
Written?

It's the starting that feels gay. Any kind of performing feels cringy and not arousing at all to me. I wouldnt do that just for no reason.
If you're being paid and it's confirmed women then it's a job and wouldnt feel bad.

>>85094551
Don't worry about it, most will never see success
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>>85094608
If any of yall got a gruff voice i beg just hop on the asmr bandwagon blease
https://youtu.be/HXS-YXII-WY?si=U8FjF2zDfas9TRfW
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>>85094628
No like I said I dont like it, I only call my gf good girl (And only if she actually is a good little slut)
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>>85094489
And you say you don't post on other boards lmao
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>>85094551
Getting laid from it was success enough. I don't think I could make a career out of it.
>>85094608
You're really pushing hard to make something done by men for women gay. Something you want to share?
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>>85094655
>And you say you don't post on other boards lmao
Who is "you?" And I do not. Very vague of you.
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That's literally the oldest trick in the book. Make women believe other women desire you.
Talk a big game, swagger around and they'll be enamoured. Then eventually they'll ask you your body count or how many gf's you've had.
Never give a number. Just laugh it off, crack a dumb joke, ignore it with a smile.
It's the oldest trick and always works. A virgin can do this. Women ain't shit.
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>>85094640
Are you that one southern jit?
Bro im giving you business ideas.
>No like I said I dont like it, I only call my gf good girl
WHEN WILL I HAVE THIS?
LORD YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME.
YOU HAVE STRIPPED ME OF PRIVISION AND LEFT ME BARREN.
LORD YOU GAVE ME NO SHARE IN THIS LIFE
LORDDDDD
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>>85094664
Silly man that you are
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>>85094690
I have never posted on 4chan besides /r9k/ and maybe /s4s/ once or twice. You are mistaken. Whoever you think I am, I am not.
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>>85094659
Nah. There is quite the big audience for this. Not like a MASSIVE audience but we're there. If you want me to rate yo voice just holla at me. If you have a gruff voice you just need semi good marketing.
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>>85094700
I was just fucking with you buddy relax
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>>85094659
>Getting laid from it was success enough.
Getting laid isn't THAT hard. Unless you're saying you're average or bellow.
Or was she a really hot virgin or something? I mean, I am curious what these reddit women are like

>You're really pushing hard to make something done by men for women gay.
Im not. Bro I even put "feels" and "?". Just trying to explain how it feels to me to perform, especially for potentially no one potentially anyone.
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>>85094722
Paddy the peasant???
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>>85094722
I don't want to do that anymore, though. When girls are paying you to VA Satan it's a little too far and too cringe.
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I hate women, damn it
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>>85094731
Yooo dis guy fine as hell wassup.
This is Lawrence just irl version and less mentally ill.
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>>85094685
No.
>WHEN WILL I HAVE THIS?
Eh to be fair it's probably because you imagine it to be a 9 feet 9figures 9moes scale of hardness cock
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>>85094739
Who said you gotta do that?
Praise is plenty enough bro. Some are into crazy shit yes but you can build an audience on role-playing quite normal intimate scenarios. But I respect it, you're a man of principle. Abstaining from tempting these godless women! (Like me)
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>>85094728
I had a harem of cute streamer girlfriends at the time. In all respects, I am a slightly above average man of european descent. I really don't care that much about sex or money. It was more something fun to do
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>>85094778
>Who said you gotta do that?
Well, she did. I don't think I could do the whole "you're being such a good girl for me, yes baby," thing. It's jusr a little cringe, I have done it though.
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>>85094728
nigger nearly 70% of the population are some species of average. people are so fucked in the head
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I also said it was a streaming app. As far as I'm aware you can't stream on reddit, but you can go back there.
And yes, I wrote it. Sometimes given a prompt sometimes they just said do whatever you want.
Knowing what women want is more blackpilling than anything.
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God bless the anon that showed me this wagwan hes so hot Hnnnnggg
>>85094747
>you imagine it to be a 9 feet 9figures 9moes scale of hardness cock
Don't forget that he has to be super ultra mafia boss with a 10 incerh with the deepest voice who is only kind to ME and MURDERS EVERYBODY ELSE.
>>85094788
I get it, it is a bit cringe. Must be weird to record a lustful performative monologue.
But there are options other than crazy shi.
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>>85094821
He's a Paddy bound for CTE with the face of a medieval peasant. But whatever gets you off, buddy. Are you a homo, I wonder?
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>>85094821
Case in point my nigga
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>>85094850
>>85094859
Nigga got a big schnoz AND long hair and does martial arts?
Sign me up IMMEDIATELY
Reminds me of how I saw a dude who looked like this with a mustache and he was soooo fiiinee bro. He asked me about my buss stop cuz we both sat on the buss late. God bless men I love yall.
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>>85094551
i went viral on tiktok recently for reading ai slop mostly because people like my voice. a lot of people told me to be a voice actor, specifically booktok smut addicted women. how do i go about milking them for the most money?
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>>85094300
>>85094489
>>85094551
>>85094628
>>85094722
https://voca.ro/19UoC7KcSVj9
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>>85094790
>nearly 70% of the population are some species of average
Yeah? Probably more. Have you been living under a rock? Average is not enough. 2/3rds of young women and 1/3rds of young males are in a relationship. Guess how that happens?
>people are so fucked in the head
Yeah but it's not me
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>>85094821
Yeah, it's a bit cringe. Can be hot but it's kinda cringe unless it comes naturally; and usually does not.
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>>85094628
THIS is what women find attractive? He sounds like an assuie with a cold
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>>85094628
I cannot watch this without laughing lmfao
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>>85095401
Really good stuff bro, can't wait for more



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