>hire a hooker>pay her to make fun of my penis for being tiny>show it too her >it's too big, she can't even pretend convincingly
>>85094517well? are you gonna show us your dick or . . . ?
>>85094517... anon it's just 4D humiliation. She knows it's small she's just pretending it's big so that you can't get off on her making fun of it being small.In a way she's making fun of you wanting her to make fun of your tiny cock.
>Chad went to a street full of prostitutes>one of then want to fuck him for free