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ITT: Weirdest fuck up during s(...) 07/16/26(Thu)16:49:52 No.85095747

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ITT: Weirdest fuck up during sex Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:49:52 No.85095747 Archived

What was the weirdest fuck up you've ever had either fucking or fappen

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)16:52:24 No.85095768

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:52:24 No.85095768

>>85095747
I was fingering a girl during foreplay and gave her like a crazy orgasm, then I pulled out my finger and saw a bunch of weird goopy cream shit on it, I freaked out and ran to the bathroom to wash my hands while making a stupid scared yell

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)16:53:59 No.85095779

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:53:59 No.85095779

I called out my brother's name while cumming inside my first gf.

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)16:57:21 No.85095808

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:57:21 No.85095808

>>85095747
My ex wanted to try sex on edibles so we tried it and I was talking complete nonsense the entire time I fucked her.

Never again.

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)16:59:34 No.85095826

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)16:59:34 No.85095826

>>85095808
weed sex is either really good or fucking awful

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:05:45 No.85095878

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:05:45 No.85095878

>>85095826
There was a time or two where I enjoyed it but the enjoyment doesn't last long. I hate weed. Shit fucks your brain up for months.

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:12:33 No.85095941

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:12:33 No.85095941

>>85095768
yeah, she probably had an infection

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:13:40 No.85095956

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:13:40 No.85095956

>>85095747
Oh man its so hard to pick just one, you know on account of all the sex ive had

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:20:12 No.85096011

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:20:12 No.85096011

>>85095985
>>85095996
Sexless faggots seething kek

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:22:24 No.85096028

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:22:24 No.85096028

My girl was riding me was getting close to cumming so she started getting really into it, my pp slipped out and accidentally penetrated her pooper. She immediately made a noise like a pig got possessed by the grudge and faints, starts convulsing, I freak the fuck out. She comes to only a few moments later I'm standing over her thinking she has died from a heart attack repeatedly shouting her name on the verge of tears. She looks up at me confused, I explain what happened. We both laugh. Tried anal later that week. Good times. Lol.

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:23:19 No.85096037

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:23:19 No.85096037

>>85095985
Remember most average people are average

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:23:54 No.85096043

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:23:54 No.85096043

>>85096028
she did that on purpose to get you to fuck her buttholio

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:29:16 No.85096105

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:29:16 No.85096105

>>85096030
I don't come here just to talk about it. OP asked and I answered

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:30:17 No.85096117

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:30:17 No.85096117

>>85096028
>She immediately made a noise like a pig got possessed by the grudge and faints, starts convulsing
I've never read anything more fake ffs

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:32:05 No.85096125

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:32:05 No.85096125

>>85096117
I have welcome to r9k btw

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:32:46 No.85096134

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:32:46 No.85096134

>>85095747
Had a mental breakdown right in front of them because I couldn't get an erection.

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:52:27 No.85096291

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:52:27 No.85096291

>>85096125
It's called hyperbole anon...

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:54:13 No.85096301

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:54:13 No.85096301

>>85095747
when I was with my girl I didn't know how to put a condom and I get trying to stretch it otu to make it fit, but all I had to do was roll it down, and I missed out on an opportunity of having sex with a girl I waited so long for.

in the end I only got head from her. honestly evne if I didn't had a condom I should have penetrated her regardless. Its one of my biggest regrets she had her legs open and everything.

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)17:55:53 No.85096314

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)17:55:53 No.85096314

>>85096301
>she had her legs open and everything.
Condoms are for fags so they don't get aids, just pull out ez