Hi moidsI will suck you off if you find a cryptid for me
how about you suck me off now and i'll take you to where you think the cryptids are and go look for them together?
>>85096242what if I just wanna get a kiss on the cheek
>>85096259I need to see the cryptid first>>85096260okay
>>85096242like if I capture one?btw anon which cryptid would you like to capture I think I'd like to catch this guyhttps://youtu.be/YwKYiTKAsnc
>>85096242Madonna said she'd suck off any guy that voted for Hillary and when the guy turned up she rejected him
>>85096266>okayoh you.
>>85096266ok how about i take you to where you think the cryptids are and we look together, and then if we don't find one, we plan another trip to a different location where you think they're definitely going to be this time, and we do that on repeat until we either find one or you convince yourself that there aren't any, and while we're doing this you don't plan cryptid hunts with other guys or suck them off?
>>85096242Already found one and not for you. Shoo he's mine
>>85096290The problem is I don't know where to look for cryptids
>>85096305apparently neither do the cryptozoologists because we don't have any pictures of them.
>>85096268so I'm not gonna get a (you)? I see how it isobviously, my violent and brave reply made op is afraid I'm going mistake them for a cryptid and capture them because they're so ugly
>>85096495Come onIt's obviously not a cryptid, it'a a human and it's staged
>>85096242I am a cryptid
>>85096503oh so now you're insulting my demonic evil crackhead cryprid creature?no manners
>>85096242Here you go. Now suck my cock.
>>85096242W*men put zero effort into blowjobs so fuck off
the cryptid found me and I am currently being devoured, this was your plan all along wasn't it, dumb stupid foid
>>85096616the captchas are actually a little harder to solve when you're bleeding out
>>85096616op is actually trying to kill us!? I goddamn knew it
>>85096242 No hobbies or interests of your own so you steal from me huh
>>85096242Why wouldn't I just have the cryptid suck me off?
>>85096242I found a cryptid but you need to suck me off first
>>85096242I have one but unfortunately the cognitohazardous nature of it means you can't see or percieve it until I bust in your mouth. It confided this to me in a dream I had.
