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Remember, that if you should ever get a girlfriend, which you won't, she wil have been pleased by chad, and she shall continue to be pleased by chad without your knowing.

This is what you shall obtain, and this is what you deserve. You are not worthy of anything but scraps of the table.
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I'm my girlfriend's sixth or seventh or so. She is now telling me that she doesn't feel comfortable having sex anymore unless I get her a $4000 surgery to sterilize her. (Don't ask why -- there's no good answer.) I am a broke unemployed college student and won't have money for things like that for at least three more years. She says that me being hesitant and a little upset about all this means I don't love her truly enough and that I don't care about her comfort.

I don't know man. Fuck. All anons' pessimistic predictions about relationships feel like they're coming true.
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>>85100931
>Be hedonistic foid
>Want to get tubes tied to be even more hedonistic
>Surgery costs a lot
>lightbulb.png
>Hitch up with some beta simp
>Give him crumbs of pussy and attention
>Beg for money for surgery
You are here
>Get money and surgery
>Make beta put up with your crap while recuperating
>Leave the second chad's dick won't rip the stitches
>???
>Profit
>Laugh at beta while riding chad's dick
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>>85100931
Just get a BJ one last time and leave her. Don't bother giving her a reason beyond "I'm unhappy with you". Ignore her hysterics. Then move on.
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>>85102167
Yeah, I know. Unfortunately all such feelings leave my mind as soon as she smiles at me or says something funny. I tried before but she got me back easily. I'll have to spend some time with this
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>>85100854
you have no idea what you're talking about and just trying to demoralize people.



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