Sometimes I wish I were a big-ass white dude. Like a real bear-sized vanilla gorilla motherfucker. A tasty pasty tall drink of water. At least 6'4". At least 300 pounds. I wouldn't want to be white if I had to be smaller than that, feels like a waste. I'd take East Asian too. Like a real GIANT panda, an el-lemon-ephant. Real yellow buffalo-type.
>>85102015Oh damn I shoulda image combined this with op
>>85102015Yeah being born big and tall as a man is literally a cheat code. As long as you arent a violent nigger who gets arrested in your teens you literally have your life set up, women will fall for you just for existing and you will just naturally gain confidence throughout your life just from how people treat you for being bigger then them. Only autism or some other debilitating mental disorder could screw you up at that point.
>>85102015Well what are you?
>>85102015This reminds me of that swedish guy who makes ai pics of swedish twinks with american bears
>>85102248Shortbuiltfat black with a 4-year degree, no student loans, no tattoos, and no criminal record. (Loser-coded)
>>85102257My favorite is the guy who makes ai vids of massive Asian dudes domming white muscletwinks.
>>85102239That's me, and autistic tendencies are indeed debilitating. Though I've still got a kids and titcow wife lol
>>85102287Could be worse, at least you have a degree
>>85102307See. Literally can't lose.
>>85102315If I hadn't gotten a degree, my parents would have gotten brought up on social charges in boule court by our extended family/friend network. They were already bewildered that I was headed to an HBCU instead of an Ivy.
>>85102015Chat, is this real?Robitussin, the tussin the tussin.
>>85102015I'm 6'4 305 and I'm trying to get fit. Moving around sucks, sleeping sucks. My left leg burns bad and goes numb sometimes. After a walk I feel twice my weight and have to sit down. I'm always out of breath. I hate having to momentum myself off the sofa whenever i want to get up. I have bad stretchmarks. I have to shop at weird stores to find things that fit and look good on me. My stomach sticks out and it feels ugly. I have a miserable autism glare that makes everyone terrified of coming within a three foot radius of me, women and their pets keep their distance from me, children keep their distance from me and move closer to their moms whenever I'm in public which makes me feel like shit. The people that do enter my space are always men trying to dominate me with fierce eye contact and NT mind games. I just wanna game and watch shonen ffs, but when I have to go outside it always sucks. I look intimidating but it feels like a curse because I don't have the social skills to leverage my size and I can't seem to make people relax around me no matter how hard I try.I don't want to be a monolith. I want to be big and tall, but suave and have real mass and be more cut, like Adam Driver or smth.
>>85103253I just want to point out that 90% of that applies to me and I'm 5'7".So if have to deal with that anyway I'd rather do it while being undisputably man-sized.Tbh you're not even a twig so you wouldn't even get weird looks at the gym, it would be mostly people encouraging you to get jacked and supporting you socially, I guarantee it.Also would be surprised if you're NEET, if now then certainly not by your 30s. Even with tism your HR tax is probably 0.
>>85103253>6'4 305Just go lift heavy shit.
>>85102015Vance has that effect on people, there is something about being an absolute unit that is freeing, like you are an unstoppable entity in the world not a weak frail mortal, skittish and shy.It is probably a fantasy we are projecting onto others, but it works.
>>85103541>Also would be surprised if you're NEET, if now then certainly not by your 30s. Even with tism your HR tax is probably 0.I have no idea what you're talking about.>>85103556I'm trying while I still have time
>>85102015you should do it bulkmaxx
>>85103709If you're not currently gainfully employed, you probably will be and well on a lucrative career path because, even with poor social skills, you don't incur demerits from would-be employers - especially from HR - based on your appearance because large men are favored in those circumstances.
>>85104728Been trying the weight part for years. If you have a way to grow taller I'd love to hear it.
>>85102027I don't think there's an Asian dude on this planet who's that big.
