I'm lowkey staring down the barrel of homelessness rn. I got like 3 days to come up with the rent or I'm fucked.
do you have a car or tent at least?
>>85102429Neither. I really wish I could afford even a piece of shit house so I didn't have to pay rent.
>>85102411dude, you are absolutely fucked. i wouldn't be posting stupid looking cartoon frogs on the internet right now if i was in your shoes
>>85102411Maybe being homeless is the kick in the ass you need OP
>>85102443There's literally nothing else for me to do atp. Like you said, I'm fucked.
>>85102411Brother it's no big deal. I've been evicted before. It's tough at the moment but you'll get through it
>>85102443That's exactly how he got himself in this situation. 0 self-preservation
>>85102436Just fake being suicidal and you can get locked up in a mental hospital for a bitBut those can be indefinite and lock you up forever so you might be better off staging a petty crime and calculating the fixed sentence making sure it's not feloniousOr sell your bussy
>>85102411I'll pay the rent for you anon. You have to convince me why I should though. Are you a good person? Have you done good thing in your life?
>>85102465I'm a piece of shit that steals from my parents and they decided that they weren't going to help me anymore
>>85102461Nah I've been in mental hospitals before and I'd rather be homeless. I got stabbed last time and they will watch you shit.
>>85102465>Are you a good person? I stopped killing homeless people for the most part! Now I can go up to several months in between craving long pork.
>>85102469I didn't write that post, both my parents are dead. I'm not really a saint but I'm not a junkie or a child molester or anything like that. But I haven't like donated to charity ever.
>>85102470gyatt zamn, I got walked in on and stared at by a tech but never had the 1:1 poopwatch
>>85102461That's even more retarded lmao Mental hospitals cost money. A 1 week stay is 10k on average in America. Much more if you don't have insurance
>>85102478Do you have a job? How much is your rent?
>>85102461These days they won't even put you in jail for a lot felonies let alone petty crime. They don't want to pay to feed and house you.
>>85102469>>85102478This guy is pretending to be me.I deliberately threw my life away and am a selfish little fuck that burns bridges and then expects people to save me. You shouldn't give me free money because it will make me think that I can get away with this predicament every time.
Bro, just rob a shitty convenience store. Get in and out fast as fuck with a hoodie sunglasses and you are golden.
>>85102411Have you considered gay prostitution?
>>85102487No they don't cost anything if you're disabled or homeless. The state will pay for your warehousing
>>85102503Well if he gets caught and goes to prison, he now has a home.
>>85102490I thought this was a crazy theory but it's literally more affordable for the government to let you become homeless then murder you.This world is done for.
>>85102411If you look young you can sell ass on grindr, set your age as 18 or 19 for best effects.
>>85102490You could try to become a farm hand, doubt it but you would work and be probided lodgingOr at least in books that happensThey wouldn't want a city slacker with their equipmentGroup homes have a long waitlistOnce again you could sell your bussy
>>85102489I don't have a job anymore, been out of a job for 2 months. Constantly looking for one though. $1670/mo>>85102500Lol fuck off >>85102503Idk if that's gonna be worth it. Not off the table though...>>85102510Also not off the table 2bh.
>>85102555>one thousand six-hundred and seventy dollars /mo
>>85102579not op, but that's cheap af rent where i live, which is fucked up
>>85102594I think I'll continue to be a loser and live with my parents lol
>>85102605But your parents are dead
>>85102517Just make sure to do it at the end of the shift. Otherwise, you will just look like a retard taking less than 20 dollars. The trick is to be loud and crazy
>>85102411How far along in the process are you? Court was today or something?There are emergency grants you can get in some states.
>>85102618one is yeah
>>85102672>both my parents are dead.>one is yeah
>>85102579Yeah it's pretty expensive. I actually didn't want to live in this apartment because of it but we moved in because my mom picked it and it ended up being so expensive (with rent only going up over time) that we couldn't save enough money to get out. Then she died fairly recently and I have to pay the rent by myself which was never sustainable. >>85102618Yeah that's just some guy pretending to be me. I don't live with my parents anymore.
>>85102774none are yeah
>>85102788>I don't live with my parents anymore.well yeah, they're dead lol
I see. So this is a demoralization larp by someone who doesn't know how eviction law works in the US, good to know.
>>85102965I derailed his gay thread lol
>>85103054i derailed your life
>>85102879>>85103054STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME FAGGOT THIS IS SERIOUS
>>85103063You're about to be fucked by homelessness lol
>>85103077I DID NOT SAY THIS STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD
>>85103077You think me being homeless and begging on the street for money is funny huh
>>85102411I just got out of homelessness a couple months ago anon. If you end up om the street, utilize dollar stores and food giveaways in your town. Top priority should be finding someplace warm to sleep though. The cold doesn't sound bad when you have a house to go back to, but it's a different beast when you're just out there.
>>85102411How bad is it really? How late are you? How many times have you been late?
>>85103133Erm he's more likely to DIE of heat stroke right now
>>85103142The days are hot, and the nights are cold. Like I said, a chilly night seems trivial when you have walls to go back to. I'd rather bake than freeze.
>>85103196Thanks goystein
