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How can I attract big tiddy women?
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>>85102602
wow she really hit the wall hard. at least her tits are still perfect so its not a total loss
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Don't. You have to not desire the tits. They can smell men who are desperate, like dogs smelling fear. Sweater pups can smell your desire.
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>>85102657
How can I learn this ability? All I can think about when I see a girl with big boobs is precisely that and my lust takes over my brain completely
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Have a gigantic penis to go inside them
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>>85102688
Honestly don't stare, don't mention their bodies awkwardly, just... treat them like any other human you're with? Focus on what they like and are interested in? Don't talk about tits in general. Don't wake her up in the middle of the night and masturate on her face. Little things.
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>>85102727
That's my issue, I have a hard time seeing them as human. I don't see them as objects or anything like that, quite the opposite,they seem to me like some sort of goddesses which makes me feel beyond inferior and I end up terribly depressed
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>>85102757
Did you know that boobs stink?
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>>85102787
I've only been with flat girls so I didn't notice any stench to be honest
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>>85102787
They honestly don't? They're just flesh. I've never noticed any sort of smell and my wife is a titcow
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MEGA BOOBA!
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>>85102844
>my wife is a titcow
Please Anon tell me how you did it I need to know
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OP don't, women are a waste of time.
>>85102727
>just be yourself
Holy shit kys
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>>85102896
I don't have secrets to share, sorry anon. I got lucky, she found me on MySpace a long time ago, and I have good genes.
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>>85102936
Show a pic of the boobas please. Say its for the robots.
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>>85102787
>lying about tits in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six
what a faggot
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>>85102936
>good genes.
How good? I have decent genes but balding killed all of my otherwise potential
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>>85102975
You never smelled those chest fish?
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>>85102688
Lust over her ass. Girls with big tits want their ass to be appreciated too, some more than their titties.
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>>85102991
idk what kind of fat, bad-hygiene foids you're fucking, anon. but the tittymonsters I've fucked have never smelled bad
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>>85102629
What'd she look like before?
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>>85102602
Friends to lovers anon, every single time
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>>85103139
Where do you even meet them though? I see them in the streets constantly but never in a specific social gatherings
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>>85102996
Good advice there, redirect your lust
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>>85103128
her name is Samantha Lily, she was never like conventionally "beautiful" but her face looked a lot better before
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>>85102602
Set big tiddy traps.
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Work part time at a plus size woman's clothing store kek
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>>85103157
They are pretty hard to find because big tits attract every man, so they usually get swooped up early.

Best advice I can give is to just insert yourself into as many circles as you can possibly manage. One of them is bound to have some big tiddies in them. Don't hesitate though, remember you're competing with people who have had more than you since birth
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>>85103189
Damn she splattered against the wall. No traces left of her
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>>85103251
I guess all those years of being a prostitute for oil baron arabs finally caught up to her
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>>85103297
Having sex with people you don't love does in fact age you. Especially so for women.
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>>85103245
Are you talking about exclusively skinny women with big boobs? Because I really don't mind chubby or even fat women as long as they have big titties
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>>85103395
No particular size. It might be different where you are but around here it doesn't matter how big she is as long as she's got a pretty face and some nice tits, she'll have plenty of guys fawning over her
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My wife has tits so big she can't go out in public without being asked out, even if she's with our kid. Single dads everywhere. She's someone like a G cup now.
My ex was triple D or F or whatever it is. She had to get specialty bras.
My ex before that was size 0 dress but with DD tits.

How do I do it? I'm attractive and love bug tits. I have dated all types of girls but if she has big boobs I work hard to give her my attention and effort and romance, and I tolerate the difficulties she brings. It's actually very bad. I did not have enough in common with my exes and it was terrible, life ruining relationships.



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